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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

The DentistThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Island Vibe Festival 2019Twin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookWide Eyed20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Computers SuckDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreIsland Vibe Festival 2016Wherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Comedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalKurbaanApril DazeEarly ChristmasA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkBrisbane Supanova 2017Get a GripThe Gothic Picnic & The ProcessThe Election & The Toll TunnelSpringFlare Festival of ColoursJungle Love WIRES Fundraiser & Jam NightCoronavirus Panic BuyingLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryThe Execution of a LaptopBronwen’s Birthday BookPoint Reyes to Fort BraggThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalThe Vigil for Baby AshaThe Snowy MountainsThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Natural Bridge Glow Worm CaveGreta’s WeddingFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsSacramento, CaliforniaThe first entry in my journalThe Wisdom ToothMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalFree the Refugees: Brisbane / Meanjin – National Day of ActionFlooding at Cedar CreekBrisbane Pride MarchWoodford Folk FestivalCommunity Rally: Brisbane Says WelcomeAnother Wisdom ToothThe iPhone 6 PlusThe Death of my Galaxy NoteFiesta LatinaRockets & ScarecrowsGoing Between & Car Re-TiringEasterFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresFat PicnicPop-up ConspiracyGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaPulling apart computersBronwen’s BirthdayCollege’s CrossingStradbroke IslandThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingA Week of FoodInterludeRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016The People’s Revolution: Peaceful Picnic for our RightsStop Black Deaths in Custody: Black Lives Matter MeanjinRestaurants ReopenHot, 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JulyANZAC DayWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalMiss Bubbles & The Paddington Christmas FairPolice remove Blaise & AmyValerie’s Second ComingChristmas LightsThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsQueensland Wind and BrassThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningSydney & Sculpture by the SeaThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinMortdecaiBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarCanon EOS 7DTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalValley of Fire State Park, NevadaCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistLas Vegas, NevadaLate & FlatmatesCoronavirus SpreadsHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairDaisy Hill Koala CentreEurope, Egypt & AfricaStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralAustralia DayValley Fiesta & SlackliningThe Process & West End Fire FestivalRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Brisbane Zombie Walk 2011Slacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkStradbroke Island & Brown LakeFree the Nipple PicnicGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyBrisbane School Strike 4 ClimateOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroThe DentistSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsSwell Sculpture FestivalCanyonlands National Park, UtahSpring is Sprung!Earthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeThe Haircut & Not The SteamersDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaYard CleaningSore ThroatMa Baker’s TonicWorld Science FestivalWinning a TV & Bright LightsPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingCedar Creek FallsLet There Be LightSophia’s Going Away Pre-Party PartyAbbey Medieval FestivalThe Brisbane Gothic and Alternative PicnicSan Francisco, CaliforniaCollege’s CrossingWoodford, Tents & FireworksThe Solar Eclipse of 2012The Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Swell Sculpture FestivalTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Stairway to KnowledgeBrisbane HoliBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionEkka Flu & The SupermoonBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalLittle PlanetsTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSquatting after the FloodThe Return of SabineSymphony under the StarsWabbit SeasonThe Civil DisputeShandina’s PhotosBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoCar AccidentQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleAcro at Davies ParkHayfever, Paintball & FloodingKurilpa Derby & The West End FestivalIsland Vibe Festival 2014Cedar Creek FallsMaz Moves OutNeon Pop 2015Bogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekThe Week after WoodfordWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16The Dentist & The CrownChristmas CarolsA Very Bad DayMacro Tubes & RiverfireFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareThe University of QueenslandWest End Fire FestivalAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14The Vigil for Baby AshaAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraCoronavirus is NamedBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010The Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadAcro & West End Fire FestivalA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsArches National Park, UtahEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomCoronavirus ArrivesThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtMoonfestHanging Rock ChaletsBrisbane HoliSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalNothing of any interestBrisbane Open House 2015Birthday ShirtsAwfully HotThe Year of the GoatHip Hop, Movies & FoodSabine says GoodbyeAustralia Day at Stradbroke IslandCannon Firing at Fort LyttonWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerAustralia DayBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009StormyTanya’s Last StandMy Car BreaksStorms & Air-ConditioningFrizzy HairSlacklining & AcroStradbroke IslandChristmas LightsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Neon Pop 2016The Dentist & The Preliminary CrownBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingA Taxing TimeAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsThe Coin MachineThe Persian KitchenWalking up Mount GravattSpring Hill Alive FestivalMarch OphthalmologySlacklining & AcroVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013My Father’s PassingChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalNorthbrook GorgesFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopLas Vegas, NevadaSwell Sculpture FestivalThe DreamingBoondall WetlandsLos Angeles, CaliforniaStradbroke Island & NatalieThe Eight Dollar MilkshakePre-Woodford WoesBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Cedar Creek and the ToiletThai FoodThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreWaterliningThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahFree the Nipple PicnicClem7, & An Apple NotebookCoronavirus SpreadsIn The MiddleAlice in WonderlandTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentRiverfire & RiverbreakfastRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetChristmas & My BirthdayMy Last Two Weeks at MettroBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Sizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringSculpture by the SeaSlacklining & AcroValley FiestaThe Broken GateCollege’s Crossing FloodedSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroWoodford Folk Festival 2016/17Ernest Junction TunnelBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandZion National Park, UtahHandel’s SolomonThe KGB Don’t Find MeDeath of a TeapotThe Great Acro Exchange (Part 3 - Brisbane)Extreme KayakingSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyCollege’s CrossingInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesCoronavirus EscapesMilitary WivesCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkSlacklining & Sunset GatheringMapleton FallsLower PortalsBribie Island SunsetPittsworth & Light PaintingLaryngitisAn ATA EasterMy Last Day at WorkThe Endodontist: Part 2Bronwen’s Frizzy HairTooloom FallsElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarIKEA-poisoningWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeCoomera CircuitRobowars 2015 NationalsWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Coronavirus Lockdown ContinuesStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairThe Jungle BookI buy a New CarFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveCrouching at Cougal Cascades & Cooper’s Candle InstallationThe Temples of Tamil NaduAfrica DayThe FloodI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalBronwen’s HairThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtInterview & Dental Check-upOz Comic-Con 2017Kondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayMacro SydneySpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDBrisbane Supanova 2018Brisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringBrisbane, Again