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Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Romance, SmsThe Modern Day Romantic: Goodnight my beautiful girl I’m so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3
Alcohol, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Yoga: Irish Yoga.
Advertising, April Fools, Ikea, Imagery, Product Recalls, ToolsIKEA Product Recall: IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day
Comics, Imagery, VeganI Am Going Vegan: I am going vegan
Books, Imagery, PhobiasEverything You Wanted To Know About Phobias: Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)
Alcohol, Beer, Fitness, ImageryI Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?: I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!
Jokes, RisquéWhere Is Amanda’s Husband?: Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…
Imagery, Political, Snowden, Spying, WikileaksEdward Snowden Buys A Plane Ticket From Moscow To Havana…: Snowden buys a plane ticket from Moscow to Havana. Over 30 journalists pay last-minute airfare for a ticket on the same flight. The doors shut, the plane takes off, and [Edward] Snowden is not on the plane. It’s a 16-hour flight.
Imagery, Nigerians, Racist, ScamsRich Nigerians: Nigerian man dies and authorities find billion in his apartment…
ImageryWhen You Thought You Ran Over An Animal: When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
For Sale, Imagery, Posters, PrintersPrinter For Sale: Printer For Sale. Works Terribly.
ImagerySmile: Smile…
Bacon, ImageryTen Pieces Of Bacon: If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that’s right you’d have a black eye and a bruised hand.
Geeky, ImageryCaps Lock: A visual representation of the use of caps lock.
Birth Control, Imagery, RisquéEffective Birth Control: The most effective birth control method known to man.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHide Yo Kids!: Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!
America, Imagery, RacistAmerican Measures: American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster
Imagery, Reincarnation, WoodReincarnation Gone Horribly Wrong: Reincarnation gone horribly wrong
Irish, Racist, ReligiousAn Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...: An Irish daughter had not been to her parent’s house for over five years…
Animals, Babies, Biblical, Dogs, Imagery, ReligiousTake His Wife And Flee: It seems Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but she looked back and turned into a pillar of salt! What happened to the flea?
Imagery, SpidersSpider’s Remember: Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.
Illusion, ImageryMoving Illusion: A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariBrowsers: Their Differences: The differences between the major web browsers.
Joke, MathMath Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
Animals, Cats, Imagery, WorkI Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.: I used to smile… until I worked retail.
Imagery, SexistWomen: Yes, No, Maybe…: I think I have that women-talk all figured out…
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Missing Posters, Paper, Pigeons, PostersHave You Seen This Bird?: I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.
English, Grammar, Risqué, School, University, WritingShort Story: A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Comparison: iPhone 6 Plus Comparison.
English, Grammar, ImageryGrammar Matters: Two Google searches: One for “how can u” and one for “how can an individual”
Food, Geeky, ImageryLOL For Lunch: Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.
Alcohol, Beer, Imagery, WineIn Wine There Is Truth: In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.
Imagery, WorkNothing To Do: In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy, TechnologyApple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield: A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.
Guns, Imagery, Mp3, Mp4, Mp5Well, That Escalated Quickly: Well, that escalated quickly.
Animals, Cats, ImageryOn A Roll: Don’t try to stop me… ‘cause I am on a roll.
America, RacistAmerican State Mottos: American State Mottos…
Famous People, Imagery, Movie StarsReese Witherspoon: Reese Withoutherspoon.
Bones, Imagery, SkeletonsThe Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones: The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.
Apple, Boobs, Fashion, Imagery, Ios, Risqué, ShirtsSlide To Unlock: A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.
Imagery, PunsThe Highest Form Of Flattery: Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.
Alcohol, Goon, Imagery, Logan, Police, RacistLargest Goon Bust In Logan’s History: Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan’s history. With an estimated street value of $39.
Doctors, HospitalsFinding Information In Hospital: A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital…
Imagery, MusicI’m Not Just Another Brick In The Wall: We don’t need no education…
Redneck, TechnologyTechnology For Country Folk: Technology for Country Folk.
Buses, Bus Stops, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, ImageryBus To Hogwarts: To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign.
Imagery, Self-help, SexSex Maniac: Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…
Cars, ImageryGarage Door Covers: Amusing garage door covers
Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Pie ChartsTime Breakdown Of Modern Web Design: The breakdown of modern web design.
Animated, Geeky, Imagery, PhotoshopAdobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working: The realest photography struggle ever…
Apple, Computers, Decals, Imagery, Laptops, Mac, Macbook, Stickers, TechnologyCreative Apple MacBook Stickers: A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Sauron, Traffic LightsKneel, Says The Demon Light: Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.
Blonde, SexistBlonde Betting: A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…
Australia, Doctors, Imagery, SpidersAustralian Spider Bite: That spider bit me… am I going to become spiderman? No. This is Australia, you’re going to die.
Parties, WatchesNot On My Watch: Lost my watch at a party once…
PoliticalPolitically Correct Primer: A politically correct primer.
ImageryTimes Have Changed: An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system
Babies, Imagery, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Phones, Sms, Taylor Swift, TwitterYo I’m Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…: [Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.
Geeky, ImageryDelete Cookies: Delete cookies?!
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Phones, SmsTexts From My Dog: My dog sends me texts…
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryI’m Inbred!: I’m Inbred!
Comics, Education, ImageryUnused Diploma.: I’d like to return this. It’s unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, MsnMSN Shuts Down: We reminisce about “the good old days” of MSN…
Computers, GeekyRandom Number: A simple function to return a random number.
Geeky, Imagery, MeditationGeek Meditation Session: In your mind’s browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…
Computers, ImageryTimes Change: …but other things don’t.
Computers, Geeky, ItComputer Quotes: Computer quotes.
Animals, Imagery, SharksShark! What?: Shark! What?
Clouds, Computers, Imagery, TechnologyWhat Are Clouds Made Of?: Daddy, what are clouds made of?
Animals, Beaches, Imagery, Signs, Stingrays, WarningsShuffle Your Feet For Stingrays: Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.
Droids, Imagery, Star WarsLook, Sir. Droids!: These are not the droids you are looking for.
Imagery, RisquéToo Long: Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it!
Geeky, ImageryReach Out: Reach Out!
Anatidaephobia, Animals, Ducks, ImageryAnatidaephobia: Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Africa, Animals, Bikes, ImageryUpsetting The Food Chain: A zebra on a motorbike…
Imagery, RisquéFlower Porn: Even flowers do it…
Animals, Australia, Cats, Horse Racing, Horses, Imagery, Jockeys, Melbourne Cup, SportMelbourne Cup Cat Horse: Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.
Bikes, ImagerySquare Bike: Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.
Biology, Imagery, MathBiology, Multiplication And Division: Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…
Animals, Gorillas, Imagery, King Kong, Mobiles, Phones, VodafoneNo Signal: The “Vodafone Effect”.
Cars, Computer Games, ImageryLegend Of Zelda: A legend… of Zelda.
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyHow Babies Are Made: How babies are made (with an air pump).
Animals, Giraffes, Imagery, SpidersGiraffe Spider: A giraffe spots a spider…
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAmazing Hidden Images: Amazing Hidden Images!
Australia, Cars, Floods, Imagery, MechanicalDunno Mate, Maybe She’s Flooded?: Dunno mate, maybe she’s flooded?
Animals, Conspiracies, Dogs, Imagery, SheepThat Conspiracy Stuff: I’m telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…
☺How To Make Sure You’re A Normal Person: A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…
Hippies, Imagery, ShirtsPassive Agressive Hippie: Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?
Football, Relationships, Sexist, SportThe Loving Husband: A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…
Animated, ImagerySpiderman: If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber…
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Dear Abby, Imagery, Motorbikes, Relationships, SexistDear Abby, I’ve Never Written To You Before…: Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…
Babies, ImageryWomb Service: Hello, Womb Service? I’d like a double order of hot wings…
Bananas, Carving, Food, Guns, Imagery, WeaponsBanana Gun: Banana gun…
Animals, ImageryHow Dishwashers Really Work: How dishwashers really work…
☺Dear Thigh Fat: Help the needy?
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal The Deal: What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
Aztecs, Imagery, Mayans, OreosMayan, Aztec And Oreos: Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…
Earth, Imagery, Risqué, Solar SystemDon’t Masturbate: Don’t Masturbate!
Dogs, ImageryMy Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter’s Purse.: My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter’s purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.
Cpr, First Aid, Imagery, SchoolCPR Diagram: You’re next!
Duct Tape, Imagery, WorkEmergency Bridge Repair Team: Duct Tape: Good for anything.
Imagery, ShipsA Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
Animals, Imagery, Nuclear Power, SpidersSpider Farm: This seems like a disaster waiting to happen…
☺Talking Clock: Why, that’s my Talking Clock…
ImageryMichael Jackson's Dog: A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson’s dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.
Imagery**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven: **** I forgot to turn off the oven.
Imagery, Topgear, TvIs There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?: Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.
Australia, PoliticalPsalm 2009 – 2012: The First Book of Government.
Bob Hope, Imagery, Johnny Cash, Kevin Bacon, Steve JobsDon’t Let Kevin Bacon Die: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
ImageryEmoticons: Lots of emoticons…
Halloween, Imagery, Pumpkins, VegetablesAngry Pumpkin Man: Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, Imagery, TurtlesTurtle Cavalry: Onward, alligator steed!
Cats, Comics, ImageryPop Out Of Bed: If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters.
Driving, Sexist, WomenDamn Women Drivers: This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…
Imagery, Israeli, Palestinian, Political, RacistIsraeli Settlers: Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…
Self-checkout, Shopping, Technology, TerminatorUnexpected Item In Bagging Area.: It’s not unexpected, you literally just told me what it is…
Geeky, History, Internet, ItHow The Internet Started: A History Lesson: How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.
Hammer, ImageryStop! Hammer Time: Stop! Hammer Time!
Advertising, Boats, Imagery, Oceans, Oxi-clean, ShipsThe Power Of Oxi-Clean: The Power of Oxi-Clean.
Alcohol, ChemistryAlcohol Is A Solution: Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Religious, Steve JobsHe’s Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…: Moses, meet Steve. He’s gonna upgrade your tablets…
Animals, Cats, ImageryI’m Glad You’re Up: I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.
Imagery, Steve IrwinDoesn’t Protect From Harmful Rays: Puts on sunblock. Doesn’t protect from harmful rays.
Animals, Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsEmo Bunny: Emo bunny: No one ever understands him
Animals, Imagery, PigsBacon Seed: Bacon seed.
☺Got To Love Drunk People: >A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…
Animals, Cats, Glasses, ImageryBut These Are For Girls: But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
Board Games, ImageryMarry Me: Scrabble Edition.
All Your Base, Geeky, Imagery, InternetAll Your Base...: All your base are belong to us.
Imagery, StoneNothing Is Written In Stone: Nothing is Written in Stone…
Animals, Irish, RacistIrish Pets: Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…
ImageryLegoland Will Never Be The Same...: Legoland will never be the same…
Imagery, MotivationalSomeone Out There Cares: I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
Imagery, Motorbikes, SportOh Look, A Penny: Oh look, a penny!
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, High, ImageryDog, How High Are You?: Dog, how high are you? Yes.
Engineering, Flowcharts, Geeky, ImageryEngineering Flowchart: Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can’t fix…
Children, Families, Imagery, Parenting, SchoolWhen I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!: I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…
Imagery, PoliceA Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said “Papers”: A cop just pulled me over and said “Papers”… so I said “Scissors, I win” and drove off…
Cars, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Car: An advertisement in an Irish Newspaper…
Ballerinas, Imagery, WomenFreshly Washed Ballerinas: Freshly washed ballerinas.
Explosions, Guns, ImageryTold Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…: Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…
Awards, Imagery, Jobs, Roads, WorkThe Winner Of The “Not My Job” Award: The Winner of the “Not My Job” Award goes to…
Food, Imagery, TurkeyRoast Turkey With A Doll Head: I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…
Animals, Imagery, SharksSharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth: Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.
Alphabet, Doctors, ImageryThe Medical Alphabet: The Medical Alphabet
Cyclones, Imagery, SupermarketsCyclone Magic Trick: Wanna see a magic trick?
Cartoons, Food, ImageryChocolate Pudding: It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Bras, Imagery, New Zealand, Racist, Risqué, SportThe All Blacks Bra: Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.
Animals, Imagery, LlamasGet In The Llama: No time to explain! Get in the llama…
ImageryCharlie Sheen For Halloween: No, you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.
Girls, Imagery, Moon, Photography, Sexist, Space, WomenWent To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.: Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Game Shows, TvAmusing Hollywood Squares Answers: Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.
Advertising, Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, VintageSabrina Projects: Sabrina demonstrates the world’s finest projection equipment…
ImagerySound Thug: Sound Thug
Bananas, Food, Imagery, PhonesBanana Phone: It’s a banana phone…
Imagery, SexistHusband Glasses: I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.
Animals, Australia, Cockatoos, Flies, Imagery, Kangaroos, Kookaburras, Magpies, Possums, Snakes, Spiders, SunburnTypically Australian Problems: Some typically Australian problems that other people don’t face.
Cars, Imagery, Logan, My Family Stickers, Racist, StickersLogan My Family Stickers: Logan My Family Stickers.
Animals, Animated, Hamsters, ImageryHamster Flying: How to make your hamster fly…
JokeLaurel And Hardy: Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…
Animals, Eggs, Giraffes, ImageryGiraffe Egg: Giraffe Egg.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, RacoonsCat Found: Cat Found. Very aggressive.
Corporate, Geeky, ImageryPatent Infringement: Eating Fruit…
Cars, Imagery, PetrolThe Bank Account Gas Ratio: The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.
Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, WomenI Wish These Were Brains: Sexist, but contains breasts…
Australia, SexistAussie Men: Aussie men… struggling with the booze…
Batman, Imagery, WomenNana Nana Nana Batman!: Nana Nana Nana Batman!
Daleks, Doctor Who, Geeky, RobotsWhat Would Robots From The 1960's…: What would robots from 1960’s and 1970’s TV say today with current software installed?
SexistMen’s Rules: We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side…
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Microsoft OfficeMicrosoft Office Suite Pass Key: Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?
Imagery, WorkHorse Whisperer: A very amusing workplace complaint.
Fortune Cookies, ImageryYou Are Not Illiterate.: You are not illiterate.
Alcohol, Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Skateboards, Smoking, WineBad Dog Is Banned From The Park: I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.
Animals, ImageryWireless Technology: “It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology”
ImagerySuperman’s Social Network Nightmare: Superman’s Social Network Nightmare.
Canada, Imagery, Protests, RiotsCanadian Riots: Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?
America, Democracy, Imagery, TvWelcome To The USA: The Government where the money’s made up and the debt doesn’t matter.
Australia, Games, Imagery, ReligiousThanks God: God and the Rubiks Cube…
Australia, Chillis, Food, Racist, TexasAn Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…: An Australian chilli tester in Texas…
Imagery, Marriage, Onions, People, ProposingProposing With An Onion: Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.
Cars, Imagery, MosquitosA Mosquito With A Helmet: Mosquitos flying towards a car.
Australia, Imagery, Nsw, PolicePoliceman’s Ball: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said “I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.” He said, “NSW Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!
RisquéTest Your Subconscious: This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Vintage, VitaminsThe Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks: So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!
ImageryTechnically Correct: …but still wrong.
☺News Headlines: Amusing news headlines
Alcohol, Imagery, Marriage, WineSecrets To A Long, Happy Marriage: An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…
Geeky, ItHow To Please Your IT Department: How to please your IT department.
Clippit, Imagery, Microsoft, Office, Paperclips, WorkIt Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?: Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?
Imagery, MoviesNeville: Neville would have done it in four books.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI Forgot How To Dog: I forgot how to dog
Africa, Animals, Imagery, MoviesThe Lion King: Proof At Last: Pumbaa & Timon…
ImageryMcDonald’s Reaches Africa: McDonald’s reaches Africa.
Bmw, Cars, Imagery, WorkBrand New BMW: The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…
Imagery, Risqué, SupermanSuper Boner: Super-boner: A super problem.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, SignsHelp Cat Neds Air: Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Banks, ImageryI Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…: I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…
Animals, Food, ImageryBoiled Lobster: “I hate the way they scream when you boil them!”
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Sweaters, VintageMen Are Better Than Women!: Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don’t go hauling them up a cliff…
Geeky, Imagery, Ninjas, Pirates, ZombiesSurvival Tracking Guide: The Pirate, the Ninja, & the Zombie…
Imagery, RisquéThe Exact Spot My Zipper Broke: The exact spot my zipper broke.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat Eats Watermelon: Cat eats watermelon
Emoji, Imagery, Phones, SmsEmoji: Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!
Imagery, Marriage, Men, WomenMarriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples: Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.
Australia, Coronavirus, Political, Politicians, Scott MorrisonConfirmed Case Of Corona: Hey babe, just thought you should know there’s a confirmed case of corona in our neighbourhood…
Imagery, Memory, Protests, RalliesBetter Memory: What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?
RacistOnly In America...: Only in America…
Australia, New Zealand, RacistKiwi Pig Sheep: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…
Africa, Animals, Cats, Imagery, Lions, TouristsThe Best Photo Caption: A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned “if she hasn’t… she will soon”.
Guns, Imagery, ToastToast Toasts Toast?: If guns don’t kill people, people kill people, does that mean…
Imagery, Signs, SpringSpring Is Here. I’m So Excited I Wet My Plants!: Spring is here. I’m so excited I wet my plants!
Animals, Cats, Godzilla, Imagery, KittensGodzilla Kitten: Terrifyingly cute…
Computer Games, Imagery, Microsoft, XboxXbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick: Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, Seatbelts, SexistNew Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!: A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.
SexistAustralia And Mateship: Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…
Imagery, MathSeven Ate Nine: Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…
Imagery, Livestream, Nature, TechnologyLive Stream: Can I call you back? I’m watching a live stream…
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Eggs: Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…
Imagery, Phones, Sms, SmsLost Phone: A man sends SMS from a lost phone…
Animals, Computer Games, Games, Imagery, PhonesAngry Birds: Angry Birds attend Anger Management.
Animals, Imagery, RacistBlack Bears: Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…
Animals, Imagery, SharksMisunderstood Sharks: Misunderstood Sharks.
SexistPunctuation Is Powerful.: Punctuation is powerful.
Africa, Animals, Cars, Elephants, ImageryYou Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…: You know you are having a bad day when…
Imagery, RisquéPull Out & Save: Save up to $600!
Beer, Geeky, Imagery, WorkUltimate Camouflage: An office beer fridge…
Diets, Food, Paleolithic DietPaleolithic Diet: Something’s just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.
America, Imagery, North Korea, Obama, RacistNorth Korea: I Will Destroy America: North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!
Cameras, Cannons, Imagery, NikonI Have A Cannon: You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.
Imagery, Keith Urban, MusiciansKeith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid: Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..
Animals, Australia, Emus, WarEmu War: Result: Emu Victory.
America, Imagery, Political, SpyingMy Computer Hard Drive Crashed. NSA Won’t Send Me Their Backup Copy.: My computer hard drive crashed. NSA won’t send me their backup copy.
PoliticalMerry Christmas & A Happy New Year: Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.
Advertising, Cocaine, Drugs, Imagery, Toothache, VintageCocaine Toothache Drops: Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.
ImageryApostrophe, Catastrophe: Apostrophe, Catastrophe.
Computers, Geeky, ImagerySpeed Reader: Wow you read that fast! You must be a speed reader!
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, WorkMario: Happy: Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
Imagery, Music, Rock, RocksJust Listening To Some Rock: Just listening to some rock
Apple, Imagery, Ipad, Portal, Technology, ValveValve’s “Portal”, As An IPad Decoration.: Valve’s “Portal”, as an iPad decoration.
Imagery, Phones, SmsChosen One: I’m the chosen one…
Buildings, Jokes, Physicists, PunsA Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building: A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…
Beer, SexistA Beer Before It Starts: A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”…
Imagery, Metaphors, Star WarsMetaphors Be With You: Metaphors be with you
Animals, Cats, Dogs, JokeWoof: How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?
Flowcharts, Imagery, SexistHow To Argue With A Woman: A flowchart.
Computer Games, Education, Games, Imagery, Internet, Minecraft, School, TestsMinecraft: Create A Simple Door: Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, WorkJob Application: Sexist job application.
Animated, ImageryWait!: Wait…
Alcohol, Cooking, Imagery, WineCooking With Wine: I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
Cars, ImagerySomething Wrong Officer?: Something wrong officer?
Imagery, TeaMr. Tea: Mr. Tea the teapot.
Animals, Bikes, Frogs, Imagery, Kermit The FrogWrong Way: Wrong Way
Advertising, Clothing, Fashion, Imagery, SexistWhy Men Die Before Women: Why men die before women.
Education, Imagery, School, TeachersExplain These Bad Grades: 1969: A child’s parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child’s parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.
America, Congress, Imagery, It Crowd, PoliticalCongress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?: Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?
Imagery, Shirts, Tourettes, TshirtsWhat Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!: What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …
Dating, Imagery, Relationships, SexistAnd Then I Said: And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.
Africa, Apple, Imagery, Ipad, StarvingThinner Than Ever: Thinner than ever.
Bricks, Footpaths, Imagery, OcdOCD Bricks: The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…
GeekyUnusual EBay Feedback: A+++! Would read this amusing page again…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: There’s Something About Osmethne: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Babies, Imagery, InstructionsBaby Instructions: Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…
ImageryI’m So Sick Of Not Being Understood!: I’m so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?
April Fools, Imagery, Pizza, Salad, WorkThis Is How Workplace Violence Starts: This is how workplace violence starts…
Chat, Imagery, InternetChat Rooms: Chat Rooms – you never really know.
Drugs, Food, ImageryEminem Drug Bust: Eminem Drug Bust.
Facebook, InternetFacebook Farm: A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm…
Bsod, Clippit, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.
Animals, Geckos, Trumpets, TrustYou Know What Doesn’t Grow Back, Susan? Trust!: You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan? Trust!
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyPregnancy Tips: Some useful pregnancy tips…
Animals, Cats, DogsCats And Dogs: As seen in a dog’s diary…
Advertising, Imagery, Rice, Risqué, Sexist, VintageVa-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…: My man likes something unexpected now and then. That’s why I serve him rice.
Imagery, Tools, Work, ZombiesIn Case Of Zombies: In case of zombies… or yard work…
Coffee, Religious, SexistMorning Coffee: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…
Bananas, Cars, Food, ImageryGet In The Banana: No time to explain. Get in the banana!
Bankruptcy, Divorce, Imagery, LiquorBankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor: Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI See What You Did There: I see what you did there… also, over here…
Animated, Illusion, Imagery, Impossible Triangle, Penrose TrianglePenrose Triangle: Penrose Triangle Animation.
Animals, Cats, Geeky, ImagerySchrödinger’s Cat: Wanted: Dead & Alive…
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Don’t Make Us Violent – Lag Does!: Video games don’t make us violent – lag does!
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéBoob Staring: Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.
Doorbells, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Doorbell: To ring door bell, connect wires.
Imagery, SnowDead Snowmen: Gruesomely dead snowmen.
Accidents, Helmets, Imagery, Jamaica, Motorbikes, Risqué, SexistWhat’s The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?: What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?
Asian, Facebook, Imagery, RacistHumans Of Sunnybank: In Asia culture, it’s important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That’s why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.
Advertising, Australia, Billboards, CarsRAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown: You don’t want to be stuck out here.
Fans, ImageryThank You To All My Fans: Thank you to all my fans
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, SexistXBOX Girlfriend: A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…
Comics, Imagery, Movies, WorkPopular Sayings #38: Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Imagery, Motorbikes, RisquéSexy Motorbike: I am not too sure what to say about this…
Blacks, Imagery, RacistBlacks For Sale: They can still do that?
Animals, Giraffes, ImageryLet’s Get You Home Buddy: Two giraffe having problems getting home.
Animals, Chickens, Chicks, ImageryHow To Pick Up Chicks: Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.
Coronavirus, Imagery, Video Conferencing, Work, ZoomCoronavirus Zoom Conference: Zoom Conference: Can everyone hear me?
ImageryPolice Station Toilet Stolen: Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
Imagery, School24 Chickens: 24 Chickens: The shoe rack at the front door…
America, Cia, Cocaine, Coke, Drugs, ImageryCIA: We Put The Coke In America: CIA: we put the coke in America.
Imagery, RelationshipsA Woman Hid Under The Bed: To see her husband’s reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: “I left, I’m not coming back.” Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: “I’m going now. The other nut’s gone. I’m on my way, remember I love you so much” He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote… “I can see your feet. I went for bread. Stop being retarded and make dinner…”
Facebook, Geeky, Imagery, InternetGoogle+ Versus Facebook: Google Plus versus Facebook
Imagery, Phones, Risqué, SexPhone Sex: Phone Sex. You’re doing it wrong.
Facebook, Imagery, RisquéFacebook Sex: Taking status updates too far.
Bsod, Geeky, Microsoft, WindowsBSOD: Blue Screen Of Death: The dreaded blue screen of death…
Coathangers, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Coathangers!: Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
Imagery, RisquéJelly Orgy: A jelly orgy.
Cosmetics, ImageryPapercut Locator: Papercut Locator.
Imagery, Risqué, SexistGrow Some Balls: Why do people say ‘grow some balls’?
Animals, Bananas, Dogs, Food, ImageryBanana Dogs: Banana Dogs.
Animals, Boobs, Bras, Cats, ImageryBooby Trap: Nooo! It’s a booby trap!
ImageryLow Battery Warning: Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!
Geeky, ImageryIPad Stone: iPad versus a stone.
PilotsBlind Pilots: You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…
Acid, Animals, Cats, Cocaine, Coffee, Drugs, Heroin, Imagery, Marijuana, Mushrooms, Shrooms, WeedDrug Cats: An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…
Alcohol, Animated, Fire, Imagery, Racist, Russia, SneezingIn Russia People Sneeze Fire: In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.
Animated, Fighting, Imagery, WweThrown Out Of The Ring: Thrown out of the Ring.
Batman, Imagery, Superman, WonderwomanIt Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can’t Fly…: It is such a drag when someone in the group can’t fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…
Bugs Bunny, Cartoons, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Goofy, Imagery, Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Porky Pig, Road Runner, Tom And Jerry, Wile E CoyoteJust To Make You Feel Really Old: Just to make you feel really old…
Alcohol, Drunk, ImagerySlur In Cursive: When I drink, I don’t slur my words… I speak in cursive.
Australia, Games, Imagery, Logan, Monopoly, RacistLogan Monopoly: Logan Monopoly…
Imagery, Seniors, WarDrafting Guys Over 60: New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
Animals, JokeThe Dead Rabbit: The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…
ImageryCute Party Trick: Man with finger up nose and out of eye.
Bras, Imagery, UnderwearSupport Bras: Supportive support bras…
Animals, Imagery, Spiders, ZombiesZombie Apocalypse Spider: I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can’t stand up to a spider.
☺The Poodle And The Leopard: Experience trumps youth.
Geeky, InternetDiary Of An AOL Luser: Diary of an AOL Luser.
Bananas, Food, Imagery, ZucchinisGreen Banana: Green banana…
Imagery, SexistDifference Between Men And Women: The difference between men and women…
Alphabet, Games, ImageryAlphabet Game: The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.
Einstein, ImageryYou Matter: You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.
Computers, Imagery, InternetNew Mail: 10 years ago…
ImageryAll Images: All Images
Imagery, Risqué, SexistThe Lift: A man and woman meet outside an elevator door…
Books, ImageryScary Campfire Stories: Book Style: And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!
Jokes, Punography, PunsPunography: I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryJust Being A Cat: Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus’ bein’ a cat.
Comics, ImageryHorton Hears The Who: Horton Hears the Who
Animals, Djs, Fishing, Imagery, MusicDrop The Bass: Can’t go fishing, ‘cause I always drop the bass…
ImageryCockroach Cancer: Please, don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor…
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, Kenya, ZoosMan & Elephant: In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…
ReligiousCommon Belief: The belief that there was nothing…
Imagery, Internet, SwordsSwords Of The Centuries: Swords of the Centuries
Cars, PoliceSpeed Camera: Speed camera revenge…
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalKevin Rudd’s Ego: Kevin Rudd’s Ego.
InvisibleYou Can See Me?: Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, “you can see me?”
Cars, Imagery, Roads, SignsTired? Powernap Now.: Tired? Powernap now.
Food, ImageryThrowing People: A tomato’s fear.
Emergency, Imagery, Out Of OrderEmergency: Out Of Order: Please do not have an emergency!
Animals, Apples, Cats, Imagery, MathSeven Cats: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Animals, Animated, Giraffes, ImageryHidden Giraffe: If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…
☺Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…: Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…
Animals, Imagery, RabbitsWhat Rabbits Do: What rabbits do when humans go out…
Blonde, Fruit, Ginger, Hair, Imagery, Strawberries, WomenGinger Versus Strawberry Blonde: This is a strawberry. This is ginger…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Ugly Whore: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
America, Animals, Australia, Birds, Eagles, Imagery, RacistAmerican Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle: American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.
Imagery, PhonesJack’s Phone: Why aren’t you answering…?
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFridge Magnets: Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Dinosaurs, Imagery, MuseumsTrannysaurus: Trannysaurus: You’re fired.
Cars, Imagery, MoviesDiesel: Hey, wanna know what I put in my car?
Animals, Cats, Egyptians, Hieroglyphics, ImageryAncient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC: Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC
Horror MoviesIf You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
Dates, ImageryMay The 4th Be With You: If today is “May the 4th be with you” does that mean tomorrow is “revenge of the 5th?”
Cars, ImageryHome Mechanics: Home Mechanics and their cars.
Computers, GeekyMessage From Your IT Deptartment: Message from your IT Deptartment…
Babies, Children, Daycare, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Daycare: Logan Daycare: Just for the whole day
Animals, Animated, Bananas, Cats, ImageryCat & Banana: The cat and the banana.
Animals, Boobs, Imagery, SlothsLook At This Boob: Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Little Hand: I wish you could give me a little hand…
Drugs, Imagery, Meth, R2-d2, Robots, Star WarsMeth: Before & After: Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).
Bikinis, Burqa, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SexistWhat A Cruel Male-dominated Culture: It’s a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…
Imagery, SexistCall The Rescue Squad!: I’m sorry dear. I can’t hear you. I’m in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
ImageryAlzheimer’s: “I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s”
Cold, Flu, Illness, Imagery, Man Flu, SexistMan Flu: The difference between men & women when they are sick.
Atoms, Imagery, SignsDo Not Trust Atoms: Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, RisquéBitches & Hose: Having so much fun…
Animals, Halloween, Imagery, SquirrelsHalloween Squirrel: A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…
English, Etymology, Imagery, Languages, SpanishEntero Somewhere Elso: English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.
America, English, Imagery, RacistEnglish (Traditional) And English (Simplified): English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).
English, GrammarBipolar Awesome: English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Children, Imagery, PaintChildren Painting: Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.
Breakfast, ImageryHow Did You Get In My House?: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house?” business.
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryHow To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart: It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…
AustraliaText Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.: Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SnakesLong Dogs: A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…
Imagery, Real EstateLaminated Room: List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.
Imagery, PiracyPiracy Is Not Theft: Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning.
Christian, Imagery, Jewish, Muslim, RacistAn Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…: An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…
Joke, RisquéJam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!: Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!
ImageryCaution: Door May Open: Caution: Door May Open.
Harry Potter, Imagery, Magic, Risqué, WandsReplace The Word “wand” With “dick” In Any Sentence In Harry Potter: Replace the word “wand” with “dick” in any sentence in Harry Potter…
Charts, Computer Games, Imagery, Pacman, Pie ChartsPacman Pie Chart: The Pacman pie chart.
Imagery, Risqué, Tape Measures, ToolsBreakdown Of A Man’s Tape Measure Usage: Breakdown of a man’s tape measure usage
Aboriginal, Australia, Imagery, Racist, The RockStolen Generator: So I heard about the stolen generation…
Food, Imagery, Pasta, TrucksPasta Truck: A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.
Animals, Chocolate, Dogs, Heaven, ImageryA Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?: A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.
Animals, ImageryGeneral Hierarchical Management Structure: I’ve never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.
Evolution, Imagery, SexistThe Evolution Of Man And Woman: The Evolution of Man & Woman…
Illusion, ImageryConfused Carpentry: A Carpenter’s Nightmare.
Animals, Imagery, RisquéOld Style Birth Control: Old Style Birth Control.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerBrowser Wars: Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…
Alcohol, Food, Imagery, VodkaVodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week: Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.
Imagery, Risqué, SexistInteresting ATM: Man using a sexually provocative ATM.
Accidents, Animals, Cats, Imagery, LaddersHumans Don’t Land On Their Feet: Gee you’re right, humans don’t land on their feet.
Advertising, Apple, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, MacMac Weed: A take-off of the Apple Macintosh switch ads.
Animals, ImageryUsed Cows: Used Cows for Sale.
ImageryI See Dumb People: I see dumb people… They are everywhere!
Illusion, ImageryTwelve Or Thirteen?: Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?
Imagery, Logan, Racist, RisquéIn Logan: Meanwhile… in Logan…
Animals, Imagery, WhalesPaper, Scissors, Whale!: Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…
Aliens, ImageryFunniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen: Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen.
☺Helpful Hints: Helpful Hints
RisquéMonica: Monica walks into her dry cleaning store…
Animals, Australia, Dropbears, Imagery, KoalasDrop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management: Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don’t become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.
Buses, ImageryGo Home Bus, You’re Drunk!: Go home bus, you’re drunk!
Animals, Beavers, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Fish, Frogs, Horses, Imagery, Puns, Rabbits, ZebraPunny Animals: Who ever invented the “knock-knock jokes” should get a no-bell prize!
Australia, New Zealand, RacistAn Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…: An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…
Imagery, LoveThis Summarises My Love Life: This summarises my love life. I’m the guy in blue…
Animals, Imagery, Internet, RabbitsStop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed: Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t: Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET
Comics, Guns, Hands, ImageryHands In The Air!: Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don’t care!
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryAnimals That Didn’t Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!: Animals that didn’t expect their humans to come home so early!
Food, Imagery, Microwaves, ScienceNo Science In This Microwave: Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.
Animals, Imagery, LlamaA Shaved Llama: A shaved Llama
Cars, Gardens, ImageryMajor Tom’s Ground Control: Major Tom’s Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.
Guitars, Imagery, MusicFree Air Guitars: Christmas Gift Ideas: Free Air Guitars.
Animals, Dachshunds, Dogs, Imagery, RacingDachshund Racing: Googled “dachshund racing”. Was not disappointed.
Geology, Imagery, SchoolGeology: Name the three types of rock.
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Lotr, PizzaBrace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.: Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.
Farmers, Imagery, Men, Swimming, WomenThe Clever Old Man: One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…
Imagery, Kitchens, Sexist, WomenFor Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced: For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It’s time they had microphones in kitchens.
Imagery, SportHandegg: Football versus Handegg: It’s not football…
Roadwork, Shovels, WorkersWe Forgot Our Shovels: A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: “We have a problem.”
Books, Imagery, Racist, ShopsWong Fook Hing Book Store: If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
Apple, Computers, Geeky, Linux, Mac, WindowsHow To Fix Any Computer: A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.
Animals, Cows, Horses, ImageryThis Guy’s An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!: This guy’s an idiot! Quick, take a picture!
Imagery, Winnie The PoohPooh Everywhere: Watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere!
Imagery, RisquéFingering A Minor: Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.
Guns, ImageryThe Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa: A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.
Apple, Imagery, Ios, PatentsOlden Day Slide To Unlock: Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.
Animals, Drugs, ImageryFlying Ants: How ants began to fly…
Cartoons, ImageryFor A Good Time: For a good time, call…
Imagery, Injuries, Sexist, SportMen & Women In Sport: Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I’m dying.
Bananas, Chris Brown, Food, Imagery, RihannaChris Brown & Rihanna Bananas: I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.
Animals, Camels, Children, Donkeys, ImageryYour Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel: Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?
Beer, Imagery, Logan, Prams, Racist, Victoria BitterLogan Priorities: Logan Priorities.
Animals, ImageryFalling Cows: A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.
Knock Knock, PolicePolice: Knock Knock: Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It’s the police.
Bottles, Imagery, Messages, UsbModern Day Message In A Bottle: A USB stick in a bottle lying on the beach.
Bananas, Food, George Bush, ImageryThis Banana Tastes Funny: “This banana tastes funny” – George Bush.
Jokes, MathMath Joke: Math joke.
Imagery, Risqué, SignsNo Public Motor Boating Permitted: No public motor boating permitted.
Illusion, ImageryShake Your Head: Shake your head
ImageryMarketing: Marketing…
Animals, Cows, ImageryA Cow Getting A Back Scratch: A cow getting a back scratch.
☺Pregnancy & Women: Questions: Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
Autocorrect, Imagery, Iphone, SmsBroken Penis: I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
America, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Obama, Political, PredictionsThe Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed: At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.
Australia, Banks, ImageryAustralian Banks: Australian Bank Logos.
Advertising, ImageryColgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign: Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.
ImagerySuper Batman: The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!
Animals, Cats, ImageryAbercrombie & Cat: Abercrombie & Cat
Imagery, Osama Bin Laden, Sport, Terrorists, Weight LiftingOsama Bin Liftin’: Osama Bin Liftin’
Animals, Imagery, RaccoonsGet Well Soon: A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a “get well soon” balloon.
Geeky, JokesIP Jokes: I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
Animals, Antelopes, ImageryDid You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?: Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Imagery, Risqué, SignsPlease Use Finger: Pen is broken - please use finger.
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TrucksThe Road To Success: On the road to success, there are no shortcuts…
RacistFerrari Sack Pit Crew: The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…
ImageryFurniture Training: Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…
Animals, Bananas, Birds, Food, Imagery, ParrotsBanana Parrot Terrorism: A parrot eating bananas.
Alcohol, ImageryAlcohol Research: Bum holding sign “Need Cash for Alcohol Research”.
Cartoons, Comics, Imagery, MoviesThe Bat Cave: The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryCat: The Dog Went Missing: Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I’m sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I’m so sad…
CatsHappy Pussy: A collection of amusing cat pictures.
Bipolar, Graffiti, Imagery, SignsBipolar Awesome: I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.
America, Imagery, Nsa, Obama, Phones, SpyingObama: “Aww No! Both Of You Hang Up!”: Her: “Ok, you hang up.” Him: “No, you hang up.” Her: “Haha, no you hang up.” Obama: “Aww no! Both of you hang up!”
GeekyHow Many Does It Take...: How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
Coronavirus, Hands, Hand Washing, Imagery, WashingRemember To Wash Your Hands!: My drawing is not great but please remember to wash your hands. Stay safe guys!
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SpidersSpider Dog: Spider Dog…
Boobs, Cars, Imagery, Risqué, SexistShe Might Scratch The Paint: I know what you’re thinking… she might scratch the paint.
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r H4ml37: Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET
Credit Cards, Genies, Imagery, Sexist, WomenIrresistible To Women: Make me irresistible to women
Beer, Computers, GeekyIf Beer Was Like Operating Systems...: If Beer was like Operating Systems…
Imagery, MedicalHearing Aids: Hearing aids…
Imagery, Movies, RomanceGirlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight: Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…
Ice, Imagery, MindpowerMelt Ice With My Mind: I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…
Al Qaeda, Bin Laden, Imagery, Political, TerrorismI Usually Get 9/11: I don’t always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.
Animals, Horses, Imagery, Knights, Monty Python, Riding, TvCouldn’t Find My Coconut Shells.: Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn’t find my coconut shells.
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios6, TransportApple IOS6 Maps: For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.
Computer Games, Imagery, MarioIt’s A-me, Mario!: Mario emerging from a drainpipe.
Blackjack, Cards, Games, ImageryBlack Jack Black: Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.
Hats, Imagery, SportYou Can’t Beat Stupid…: I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…
Children, Cleaning, Imagery, MopsStupid Child Efficiency Mop: Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.
Animals, Australia, Birds, Dingoes, Dolphins, Fish, Galahs, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Parrots, Penguins, Snakes, Toads, TurtlesAccurate Animal Names: Australian Edition: Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
Cars, Imagery, RacingTimes Were Tough Before The GoPro: Times were tough before the GoPro…
Alcohol, Books, Imagery, WineBook Club: My book club only reads wine labels.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Mayans, PredictionsWorst Apocalypse Ever: [A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] “Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever.”
Animated, Illusion, ImageryTwo Person Optical Illusion: Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.
Animals, Animated, Australia, Emus, Imagery, KangaroosKangaroo Kicks Boy: A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageHappier With A Hoover: Christmas morning she’ll be happier with a Hoover.
Alcohol, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: File Missing: Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
Animals, ImageryAntique Tables: Made Daily…
Alligators, America, Animals, Australia, Bears, Birds, Crocodiles, Europe, Imagery, Moose, Puma, Rabbits, Sharks, Snakes, SpidersMost Dangerous Animals: How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…
Imagery, Jobs, Pie Charts, Statistics, WorkChance Of Keeping Your Job If You’re Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time: Chance of keeping your job if you’re wrong more than 75% of the time.
English, Grammar, Imagery, School, TeachersGrammar Vandal: When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma’am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.
Bread, Food, Imagery, TonguesPlease Use Tongue.: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.
GeekySpellcheck Not Needed: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…
Animals, Animated, ImageryLesson Of The Day: You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…
Bikes, Brisbane, Citycycle, Imagery, UnicyclesFrom The Minds Who Brought You CityCycle — UniCycle.: From the minds who brought you CityCycle — UniCycle. Brisbane’s brightest idea yet.
Animals, Imagery, OttersOtter Nonsense: I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense…
ImageryMissed You...: Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption “When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME”
Accidents, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WindowsLogan Repair: Another quality repair job by Logan City Council.
Animated, Coffee, ImageryAnimated Coffee: Coffee with emotion.
Marriage, Religious, Sexist, WivesGood & Obedient Wives: And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…
Imagery, SignsDon’t Grow Up: Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Australia, Gillard, PoliticalPatriotic Retirement Plan: Ms Gillard’s Patriotic Retirement Plan.
Fans, Metal, MusicMetal Fan: What kind of music do you like? I am a huge metal fan. Me too!
☺Out Of Breath: Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
ImageryHow To Be Green: A boardgame: How to be Green…
Medical, RisquéBetter Than A Flu Shot: Better than a Flu Shot
Animals, Imagery, Johnny Depp, Movie Stars, SpidersI’m Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp: Research shows that if you’re afraid of spiders, you’re more likely to find one in your bedroom. I’m really afraid of Johnny Depp.
America, Britain, Political, Queen Elizabeth Ii, Queens, Racist, RoyaltyA MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN: A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Boats, Fishing, Imagery, Logan, RacistFishing, Logan Style: Fishing, Logan Style.
SexistA Love Story With A Happy Ending: Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
Imagery, SexistWoman With PMS: Woman with PMS.
Forecasting, ImageryJohn’s Weather Forecasting Stone: One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, RisquéElephant Upskirt: Elephant Upskirt.
Imagery, Nietzsche, ReligiousNietzsche Is Dead: God is dead” ~Nietzsche / “Nietzsche is dead” ~God.
Animals, Carrots, Food, Imagery, Rabbits, VegetablesSuccess Is Not Always What You See: Success is not always what you see…
Computers, GeekyOperating System Airlines: Operating System Airlines.
Imagery, Musicians, Rolling Stones, ZombiesZombies!: Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it’s just the Rolling Stones… carry on!
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Mac, WindowsCan Your Mac Do This?: Can your Mac do this? I don’t think so…
Imagery, RisquéAdult Dog Store: A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.
Risqué, SexKeep Your Mouth Shut: If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
Evolution, ImageryEvolution: Stop Following Me!: The typical “evolution of man” poster, except the man is facing his “earlier ancestors” saying “Stop following me!”
Illusion, ImageryWhat Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?: One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.
English, GrammarIf Your A Grammar Nazi: If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Werewolves, WolvesAware Wolf: A werewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. Aware wolf.
Animals, Cats, Cockroaches, Dogs, Imagery, Men, WomenThe Circle Of Life: The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?
Animals, Imagery, TurtlesYou’ll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle: You’ll never be as happy as this turtle.
MedicalSeek And Find You…: I shall seek and find you…
GrammarI. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.: I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
Elderly, MemoryElderly Memories: An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasZebra Crossing: Zebra Crossing…
Animals, ImageryWhat Animals Dream...: What animals dream.
PoliticalBush And The Queen: While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…
Batman, Imagery, WikileaksWikileaks: Bruce Wayne!
Bogans, Imagery, Iphone, SpeakersBogan Bass: Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.
Flash, ImagerySteady Hand – A Game Of Skill: A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: PATR TOO: HAMLET: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Children, Parenting, SchoolLetter To A Mother / School Report: It is with great happiness that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…
Animals, Animated, Dogs, Imagery, TonguesDog Tongue: A dog with a very long tongue.
SexistEx Wife: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my ex-wife…
SexistEvening Classes For Men: Instructive evening classes for men…
WorkMergers: Amusing mergers.
Animals, Australia, Dangerous, ImageryDangerous Australia: It’s no wonder we all live here…
Beer, Imagery, RacistHow People From Around The World Open Beer: People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.
Cars, Geeky, Imagery, SqlSpeed Camera Hack: Car with SQL injection taped to the front.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Dog Named Stay: I bought a dog once. Named him ‘Stay’…
Geeky, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman: Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.
English, GrammarYour There: They’re they are.
Animals, Cats, ImageryPlease Don’t Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!: Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Sexist, WomenWords Women Use: Words women use, and what they really mean.
Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyBack-Up: Image of man backing-up with computer.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Poo Bin: If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.
Illusion, ImageryThey See Us Rollin’: They See Us Rollin’… We Aren’t…
Chinese, Imagery, Racist, Tattoos, WomenIf Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…: If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…
Dyslexia, Imagery, Sex, Shirts, TshirtsI Have Sex Daily: I have sex daily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk.
Australia, Imagery, Matches, Pauline Hanson, Political, Redheads, RednecksRednecks: Redneck Matches…
Imagery, Jobs, WorkHonesty: Your Greatest Weakness: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Imagery, RisquéDangers Of Masturbation: The Dangers of Masturbation.
Food, Imagery, RisquéCarrot Love: When carrots get kinky…
Acrobats, Books, ImageryAcrobat Reader: An acrobat reader…
Imagery, Math, PiWife Of Pi: He’s irrational and he goes on and on…
Animals, Boats, Fish, Fishing, ImageryGive A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day: Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.
Imagery, RisquéPremature Ejaculators Anonymous: Man stating he ‘came too soon’ in front of sign stating ‘premature ejaculators anonymous’.
Cars, Imagery, Time TravelAnnual Meeting Of Time Travellers: Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.
Australia, Democracy, Political, RacistThe Ant And The Grasshopper: The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, Star WarsStar Wars: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Fire, Fire Extinguishers, ImageryFire Extinguisher Fire: Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?
America, Animals, Australia, Britain, Cows, India, Irish, PoliticalYou Have Two Cows: The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.
Imagery, MondaysShortest Horror Story: Monday: Shortest horror story: Monday.
Canada, Imagery, NoticesCanadian Security: Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.
Drink, Food, ImageryThings To Eat And Drink In Public: Things to eat and drink in public.
Arthur C Clarke, Astrology, QuotationsI Don’t Believe In Astrology: I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.
WorkPhysical Fitness: This department requires no physical fitness program.
AlcoholCalm Living: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Political, ReligiousThe 10 Commandments: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…
Australia, Bank Notes, Banks, Imagery, Money, PoliticalAustralian Bank Notes: Australian Bank Notes.
Imagery, TvThinking Outside The Square: A sideways television.
English, Grammar, QuotationsAmusing Quotes & One-Liners: Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.
Bananas, Fruit, ImageryAppealing Attire: I find this attire… appeeling.
Imagery, RisquéDon’t Fall For This: The CIA is trying to steal my…
Imagery, Unicorns, Unicycles, UnitardsUnicorn, Unitard, Unicycle: Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.
Asian, Imagery, Iphone, Racist, RiceIf Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice: If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Android, Galaxy Note, Imagery, Phones, Samsung, TechnologyBattery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.: In what is perhaps one of the more stupid “features” on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying “Battery fully charged. Unplug charger.” As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.
America, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalBarack Obama: What I Actually Do: Barack Obama: What I actually do.
Animals, Animated, Imagery, PenguinsPenguin Falls: Penguin falling on ice.
ImageryMartha Stewart’s New Digs: Martha Stewart’s New Digs
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SuicideSuicidal Bananas: A collection of suicidal bananas.
InternetMoronic Email Scam: Nigerian spam…
Balloons, Hot Air Balloons, ImageryHot Air Balloons: Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.
Children, Grace, PrayersSix Year Old Praying: A mother invited some people to dinner…
Alcohol, Australia, Bob Hawke, Imagery, Oxford, PoliticalBob Hawke’s Yard Of Ale: While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that’s just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.
Bags, Imagery, ShoppingI’ll Be Bag: A bag titled “I’ll Be Bag”
Computers, ImageryInsert Disk Two: Please insert disk two.
Jewish, RacistBacon Tree: Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…
Facebook, Imagery, NewspapersReal Life Facebook: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SausagesBanana Sausage: Banana sausage…
Babies, Cars, Imagery, StickersBaby On Board: Baby on Board
Illusion, ImageryCrazy Sphere: A crazy sphere
Imagery, Psychotherapists, TherapyHappy People: If you don’t see happy people, you need therapy!
ImageryFingers Move: I think you’re spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…
RisquéTarzan Sex: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…
JokesComplimentary Pretzels: A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”
Art, Imagery, Michelangelo, Paintings, Reenactment, Sistine ChapelMichelangelo: The Re-enactment: A re-enactment of Michelangelo’s famous “The Creation of Adam”.
Imagery, RedneckRedneck Ingenuity: Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.
Animals, Cars, Driving, Imagery, KoalasDon’t Worry I’m Koalafied To Drive: Don’t worry I’m Koalafied to drive.
Canada, RacistAn Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…: An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Ovaltine, VintageTo Wake Up Gay In The Morning…: To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!
Fonts, Imagery, Running, Sport, Usain BoltUsain Bold, Usain Italic: Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.
Animals, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, OttersFilthy Hobitses: Filthy Hobitses
Animals, Imagery, SpidersLet’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don’t Fly.: Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly!
Exams, Imagery, Signs, University, UqIn Class Vs. In Your Exam: In class vs. in your exam.
Animals, Business, Dogs, ImageryAssistant Branch Manager: The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.
Harry Potter, Imagery, SmsMaster Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!: Well I’m grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming “Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”
Animals, Flamingos, ImageryGarden Flamingo: Garden Flamingo…
Stress, WorkStress Management: A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
Animals, Fish, Girls, ImagerySaved A Fish From Drowning: Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.
English, GrammarEnglish: Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.
Imagery, Political, Politicians, Prostitutes, RisquéHonest Politician: Hi! I’m 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest. Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.
Boats, Imagery, IslandsBoat! Land!: Boat! Land!
Illusion, ImageryFour Perfectly Round Circles: Four Perfectly Round Circles.
Imagery…and So It Was.: It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!
Camping, Grammar, Imagery, TentsYou Can’t Run Through A Campground: You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
Apple, Computers, Flash, Geeky, Imagery, MacMacintosh: Mac Hater…
Imagery, Jobs, WorkThings Don’t Really Change: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Beds, Hotels, Imagery, Phones, SheetsAlways Leave Your Hotel Room Like This: Always leave your hotel room like this
Imagery, RisquéSave Paper: Save paper…
Imagery, RacistHow To Be Black: How to be Black: An Instructional Book.
Money, SexistFemale Financial Planning: Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
ToysThe Horror Of Blimps: Some blimps are better off dead…
Blonde, SexistA Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...: A young brunette goes to the doctor…
Facebook, Imagery, TattoosTough Tattoos: Tough Tattoos: You Don’t Have to Like Me.
Animals, Imagery, RisquéHow To Eat Pussy…: How to eat pussy…
America, Coronavirus, Imagery, Political, Presidents, TrumpInject Yourselves With Disinfectant!: Inject Yourselves with Disinfectant!
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean 2: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
America, Capitalist, ImageryIn Capitalist America…: Bank robs you!
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery90’s Gamer: Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90’s…
English, ImageryLike If You Can Raed Tihs: Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.
Australia, France, Imagery, Racist, RisquéAustralian Kiss: Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.
Animals, Birds, Imagery, SeagullsSomebody Come Look At This: Somebody Come Look at This
Animals, Cats, Imagery, KittensNo Sitz: I be here!
Alcohol, Holidays, Imagery, WineHoliday Workout: Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.
Animals, Drugs, Imagery, RabbitsHigh Rabbits: Two rabbits getting high on marijuana.
Food, Imagery, PizzaI Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes: I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Shoes, VintageWhere She Belongs: Keep her where she belongs…
Animals, DogsTalking Dog For Sale: A man sees a sign outside a house – “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Clothes, Hats, Imagery, TiesYou Hang Around, I’ll Go On Ahead: You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.
Easter, Eggs, ImageryDye Job: Check out the dye job on her? Tramp!
Board Games, Imagery, SexistWomen’s Monopoly: By a man…
Animals, Dogs, Education, Elephants, Exams, Fish, Imagery, Monkeys, Penguins, School, SealsOur Education System: [To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.
Brisbane, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WoodridgeSimba & Woodridge: But what about that shadowy place?
Risqué, SexistMating Bulls: A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…
RacistAmerican History 101: American History 101
English, WordsI’m Awkward When People Compliment Me…: I’m awkward when people compliment me… “Nice hair” Me: “Thanks, I grew it myself”
Advertising, Cigarettes, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, VintageBlow In Her Face: Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
Animals, Books, Dolphins, Imagery, LibrariesTo Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth: 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.
Animals, Ducklings, Ducks, ImageryBeware Of Cute Duckling Scam: Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…
Geeky, Imagery, Scientific, UniversityHow People In Science See Each Other: How People in Science See Each Other.
Boobs, SexistTen Things Men Know About Women: Ten things men know about women…
Geeky, InternetAmusing Chat: Humour from the world of Internet Chat
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Linux, Mac, WindowsUpdate Available: An update is available for your computer…
Food, Imagery, WorkKikkoman When He’s Down: Your boss called to say you’re fired. So I bought your favourite soy sauce…
Imagery, RacistHas One Night Stand: Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Ruined My Life: Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.
Capitalism, Imagery, PoliticalSuffering From Capitalism: Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.
Dalai Lama, Daleks, Dr Who, Imagery, Reincarnation, TvDalek Lama: Reincarnate! Reincarnate!
Advertising, Cooking, Imagery, Sexist, VintageCook – That’s What Wives Are For!: The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!
Drugs, ImageryToo High: Quick! Grab my hand! I… I can’t! You’re too high! What?
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Snow, SnowballsThe Cat & The Snowball: The Cat & the Snowball.
RisquéTemptation: Temptation, by a soon to be married man.
Animals, Horses, Imagery, SeahorsesSeahorse: I’m a seahorse. Your argument is invalid.
Imagery, Men, SexistMen Have Feelings Too!: Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.
Australia, Bbq, Cooking, Food, SexistBarbecue Etiquette: Aussie Barbecue Season.
Cars, Drugs, Imagery, PoliceHow High Are You?: How High Are You? No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you”.
Imagery, ScissorsI Run With Scissors: I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.
Cars, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Imagery, PetrolExpecto Petroleum!: Expecto Petroleum!
Racist, RedneckA Redneck Love Poem: Susie Lee done fell in love…
Imagery, Jokes, Paper, Puns, SignsTearable Puns: These are tearable puns.
Accidents, Food, ImageryMilkshake Meets Door: A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.
Evolution, Imagery, ZombiesZombie Evolution: The evolution of Zombies
Dinosaurs, Imagery, Political, SpyingIf You’re Not Doing Anything Wrong, You Shouldn’t Have Anything To Hide: The government says “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.” If that is true, shouldn’t the government declassify everything?
Darth Vader, Imagery, Kristen StewartMore Expressions Than Kristen Stewart: Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Arguments, English, Grammar, ImageryArgument Typo: Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.
Illusion, ImageryThe Angry/Calm Illusion: The Angry/Calm Illusion.
DrugsGranny LSD: Boy asks his Granny, “Have you seen my pills labelled ‘LSD’?”
Animated, Flash, Illusion, ImageryIllusions: Warning: May induce epilepsy or cardiac arrest…
Cling-wrap, Imagery, WorkCling-wrap Fun: Cling-wrap fun.
Africa, Animals, Imagery, Lions, SafarisShould I Tell Them I’m Here?: Should I tell them I’m here?
Animals, Computer Games, Computers, Imagery, SpidersBravery: …in the face of spiders.
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Sexist, VintagePlease, Dave… Please Don’t Let Me Be Locked Out From You!: Please, Dave… please don’t let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!
ImageryHard To Pay Fine: Touching wires causes instant death…
Imagery, PhotographyOlympus Fights Back: Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus
Bathrooms, Imagery, SignsYou Look Fine: Instead of a mirror, a sign “you look fine”.
ImageryButtons: Lots of buttons…
Africa, Bus, ImageryDo You Ever Get So Angry…: Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?
Accidents, Cars, ImagerySorry: A Bus Accident: Sorry: A Bus Accident
English, GrammarParaprosdokians: Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
Coronavirus, Cruises, Face Masks, Imagery, Sunbathing, SunburnJust Back From Our Cruise. Had A Great Time.: Just back from our cruise. Had a great time.
Energy Drinks, Geeky, Imagery, Rubiks CubesMonster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!
America, France, Ireland, Irish, Racist, RisquéThe Penis Study: The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft…
Computers, Imagery, Passwords, TechnologyNew Password Can’t Be Old Password: Enter password. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: ROMEO+JULIET: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Fonts, Imagery, TypographyBe Bold: Be bold or italic. Never regular.
Imagery, Math, SchoolI’ll Just Be A Stripper.: Screw this: I’ll just be a stripper.
Imagery, StovesCool Stoves: Cool Stoves
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryDear Dog: Dear Dog… a letter from the cat.
Chess, Feminists, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHow To Play Chess: How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.
Blogs, Grammar, Imagery, SpellingMisspelt Blog Post: You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven’t got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…
Geeky, ImageryOhm: …ohm.
ReligiousThe Pope Is Busted: After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo…
Animals, RisquéThe Lone Ranger: The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…
PhrasesWhen Someone Yells “STOP”…: When someone yells “STOP”, I never know if it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…
Animals, Imagery, SealsThe Seal Of Approval: The Seal of Approval…
ImagerySteady Hand – The Results: Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)
Australia, Brisbane, Computer Games, Explosions, Guns, Imagery, PoliceBrisbane, GTA Style: Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.
Imagery, ShopsBall-type Deodorant: Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it’s for under my arms!
Animated, Babies, Fireworks, ImageryFirst Time Seeing Fireworks: A baby sees fireworks for the first time.
Animals, JokePygmy Dinosaur Hunter: The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…
☺The Fellowship Of The Ring: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Business Cards, ImageryYou Have A Nice… Business Card: A business card: “You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.
Australia, Football, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SportWell, I Guess We’ll Beheading Home Now: Well, I guess we’ll beheading home now…
Imagery, JokeHow Many Alzheimer’s Patients Does It Take?: To get to the other side!
Imagery, Mobiles, Mouse Traps, Phones, TelstraCustomer Retention: Free Phone Telstra Style.
SexistCelibacy: Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling…
ImageryElephant Bone: …just to confuse future archaeologists.
Imagery, Psychotherapists, SignsPsycho The Rapist: Psycho the Rapist It’s one word George!
Bikes, Geeky, It, SexistAn IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…: An IT student is walking along with his bike…
Accidents, Buses, Imagery, Rivers, Wildlife DocumentariesA Wild Bus Drinking Water: And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.
Imagery, SocksThe Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Australia, Games, Imagery, MonopolyAustralian Monopoly: Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariIE Retarded: I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…
Angry Birds, Animals, Australia, Birds, Computer Games, ImageryAngry Birds Australia: Angry Birds Australia…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHow The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?: How the hell is the ball still in your hand?
JokeExercise - Some Facts: Exercise… some facts.
Comics, Dancing, Imagery, Ireland, Irish, Irish DanceThe Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two: Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland’s oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O’Hara made a terrible discovery…
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat Bag: It’s a cat bag. Not too sure what else to say about this…
Accidents, Animals, Canada, Imagery, Moose, News, TvCanadian News: Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.
Animals, Bugs, Flies, Imagery, Joke, MitesHey, Bug On My Back…: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…
Guns, ImageryCrayon Gun: A fantastic gun made from many every-day items.
Australia, PoliticalCostello’s Reward For Being Loyal: Costello’s reward for being loyal…
Animated, Australia, Imagery, Internet, Political, TelstraBuilding The NBN From Telstra Copper: Building the NBN from Telstra Copper
Crime, Police, ShootingThe Floor Is Still Wet: I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…
Beaches, Imagery, WomenBitches Be Trippin’: Bitches be trippin’
Imagery, Iphone, Nokia, PhonesNokia Versus The IPhone: The strongest phones ever!
Animals, Birds, Crows, Imagery, TrucksCrows Killed By Trucks: Why are so many crows killed by trucks?
Africa, Animals, ImageryRhino Painting: A rhinoceros painting…
Animals, Imagery, JokeThe World’s Funniest Joke: The World’s Funniest Joke…
ImageryThe Ego Boost Urinal: The Ego Boost Urinal.
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios7, Iphone, Mobiles, PhonesThe New IPhone 5C With IOS 7: The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.
Adobe, Geeky, Imagery, UpdatesAdobe Updates: I don’t always have an update…
Animals, Harry Potter, Horses, ImageryWingardium Levi-horse-a: Wingardium levi-horse-a!
Imagery, Phones, SmsI Am Hungary: I am Hungary…
☺Idiots: Idiots everywhere…
Imagery, Masturbation, RisquéI’m Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates: I’m not absolutely certain yet, but I’m starting to think my husband masturbates
Imagery, Police, ProtestsPolice & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants: Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…
Blonde, Cars, SexistBlondeStar: What to do when you’re locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…
ImagerySense: …this picture makes none.
SexistA Woman’s Wish: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…
Geeky, SexistDear Tech Support: Girlfriend technical support…
Artists, Justin Bieber, MusiciansDear Justin Bieber Haters: I owe my life to Justin Bieber…
Australia, Cars, Ghosts, Pub, Storm, SupernaturalA True Australian Ghost Story: This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s (supposedly) true.
America, Guns, Imagery, Police, RacistAnd I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!: And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! ‘Merica!
Comics, ImageryThe Street Is Closed: Oh no—we’re trapped in here. The street is closed.
Image, Qut, UniversityQUT: University For The Real World: Will we find intelligent life?
Adoption, Babies, ImageryAdopted Baby: Dude, I’m joking, you are not adopted!
Advertising, Imagery, Skype, VintageSkype: Vintage Skype advert.
Imagery, Toilets, VandalismToilet Vandalism: We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like…
Dads, Imagery, Jokes, Phones, SmsSometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward: Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll!
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Phones, Religious, Steve JobsI Have An APP For That!: Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.
Betas, Bugs, Calendars, Cartoons, Imagery, MayansMayan’s Beta Calendar Bug: …to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that’s just a temporary problem in the beta version!
Animals, ImageryJust Checking: “Just doing a spot-check to see what you’re doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!” The expression on this ostrich’s face is excellent.
Animals, Bears, Cartoons, Imagery, PigsJackass Piglet: Hi, my name’s piglet and this is Jackass.
Cartoons, Fire, Imagery, StairsIn Case Of Fire, Take Stairs: In case of fire, take stairs.
Army, WarAmerican Nun: A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…
Imagery, RisquéAncient Japanese Proverb: Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…
Flies, Ipad, NewspapersModern Newspapers: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…
Imagery, SexistHair Dryer: Darling, please give me the hair dryer…
Illusion, ImageryAfterburn - Whom Do You See?: Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…
Blonde, Imagery, SexistBlonde Geometry: Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…
SexistGirl’s And Boy’s Diaries: A girl and a boy and their diaries…
Imagery, Movie Posters, PiranhasPiranhas On An Escalator: If I were you, I’d take the stairs…
Animals, Elephants, ImageryIt’s Just One Of Those Days: A baby elephant falls in the mud.
Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryReality: Worst game ever.
Illusion, ImageryHinton’s “Lilac Chaser”: The Dotty Illusion…
Cars, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryGamers: The Mentality: Objects in mirror are losing.
Imagery, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, SnickersKim, Eat A Snickers: Kim Jong-un: I’m going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you’re hungry. Better? Kim: Better.
Animals, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Mice, Risqué, SexHow Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
☺A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…: A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…
Babies, ImagerySpot The Baby: Spot the baby. No, the other one.
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistDream Girl: Girl on beach with six breasts.
Imagery, Ocd, ShirtsI Have CDO. It’s Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.: I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
Batman, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, SmsI’m Batman: SMS conversation between Tim and Batman.
Advertising, Babies, ImageryGood Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane: Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, Rock And RollChook Heavy Metal Guitarist: A heavy metal guitarist chicken
ImageryProcrastination Issues: I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Animals, Art, Bananas, Carving, Food, Horses, ImageryBanana Carving: Banana Carving.
Dishes, ImageryDishes: Dishes: They don’t do themselves.
Drawings, Imagery, SignsDraw Bridge: A man drawing a bridge at a “draw bridge” sign.
Imagery, TurtlesA Wee Turtle: A wee turtle…
Advertising, Guns, Imagery, Revolvers, VintageIsn’t It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?: Isn’t it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?
Cars, SexistHow To Change Your Oil: How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…
Babies, Drinking, Imagery, Studying, The RockWhat Are Your Plans For The Weekend?: What are your plans for the weekend? Studying. [shocked look] Drinking! Drinking!
ImageryStatistics That Matter: The Pie Chart: A new take on the traditional pie… chart.
Animals, Dogs, Driving, Imagery, SexistDog Decides Better Driver: My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.
ImageryHoliday House: The Holiday House
Animals, Imagery, Languages, Latin, PigsPig Latin: Pig Latin…
Darth Vader, ImageryBreathe Right: Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.
English, ImageryMissing The Point: Missing the point
Sexist, WorkDon’t Copy If You Can’t Paste: Don’t copy if you can’t paste…
Balloons, Cars, ImageryMissile Balloons: Missile Balloons.
Animals, Chickens, Eggs, Imagery, SignsBoneless Chicken: Boneless Chicken
Imagery, WorkMeetings: The practical alternative to work.
Alarms, Animals, Clocks, Imagery, SpidersAlarm Clock That Releases Spiders: Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you’re up!
Australia, Coronavirus, Imagery, Political, Politicians, Scott MorrisonA Visual Representation Of Scott Morrison’s Address To The Nation: A visual representation of Scott Morrison’s address to the nation tonight
Imagery, Music, Rap, Rock, SignsRap Loses To Rock: Rap is like scissors, it always loses to rock.
Cooking, Imagery, Smoke DetectorsWhat Smoke Detectors Warn You About: What smoke detectors warn you about.
Cars, ImageryThe Park Anywhere Button: Self-explanatory really.
☺The World’s Shortest Books: The World’s Shortest Books
Geeky, ImageryVoice: Scrooge and Donald on IRC.
Imagery, Jokes, ScrabbleScrabble Jokes: I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Girls, Imagery, WorkForgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her: I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.
Imagery, Jealousy, Relationships, SmsBaby Are You Jealous?: Baby are you jealous?
Animals, Jokes, Puns, Racing, SnailsI Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.: I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
RisquéMickey Mouse: One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…
Imagery, SexistRealistic Remotes: Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.
Drugs, Imagery, Marijuana, SexistI Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay!: I tried pot once. Now I’m gay!
ImageryFight Apathy: …or don’t.
Imagery, Mafia, RecruitersRecruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia: Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, Robots, Sharks, VacuumsRobot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase: Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.
Boats, Imagery, Rowing, WarRow Row Row Your Boat: Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.
Imagery, PoliticalThailand Has The Largest Mormon Population: Did you know Thailand has the largest Mormon population in Africa?
Geeky, JokesIntellectual Jokes: Believing this statement will make you happier.
Animals, Cats, ImageryHello Kitty: It’s sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…
Australia, History, RacistA Brief History Of Australia: Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy “Crocodile” Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.
Imagery, Ipad, IphoneFree IPhone To IPad Upgrade: Free iPhone to iPad Upgrade
ImageryTrapped Miners: The first photo of the trapped miners…
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, MarriageMarriage: Before & After (Chicken Style): Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).
Animals, Dogs, ImageryAchilles’ Heel: You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…
Imagery, ReligiousBelieve In Reincarnation: Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.
History, ImageryThe Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s: If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
Children, ParentingWhy Parents Drink: Why parents drink.
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Showers, VintageBradley Group Showers: Bradley Group Showers.
SchoolThe History Of The World: The History of the World, as written by the next generation…
BabiesA Baby’s Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You’ll Ever Hear: A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 3 AM, you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.
Advertising, Food, Fountain, Imagery, Tomato Sauce, WoolworthsBuy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!: Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean?: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
C Sharp, Developers, Geeky, Imagery, Java, ProgrammersWhy Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!
Computers, GeekyUnix Commands: Amusing UNIX commands.
Cars, ImageryAbove The Law Like A Boss: Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.
Board Games, Games, ImageryGroup Therapy: …is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.
Imagery, InternetProcrastination: Have a little look at the Internet…
Food, ImageryWurst Nightmare: Hi. I’m your wurst nightmare.
Books, ImageryMystery Books: You have to find them first…
ImageryBatman Downsized: Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…
ImageryProblem Solving Flowchart: A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.
Geeky, RisquéEUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1): The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
Imagery, Sexist, WomenFeminine Instincts: If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
Animals, Penguins, SleepIf Penguins Have Knees: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)
Cars, Imagery, MessagesThe 710 Cap: Hun I have a problem in my car…
Animals, Beds, Dinosaurs, ImageryT-Rex Making A Bed: When you’re upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
WorkHow To Get A Day Off Work: How to get time off in the public service…
Computers, Sms, WindowsWindows Frozen: Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen.”
America, Guns, RacistWhat Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?: You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…
Medical, RisquéKeep Off The Grass: A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…
ImageryPositive For Coke: You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.
Imagery, SignsAlways Give 100%: Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Children, Parenting, Risqué“Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?”: Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?
Flash, ImageryVision Test: Vision Test.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerWhat Are We? Browsers!: What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!
English, GrammarThat’s What She Said: That’s what she said.
Animals, Bunnies, Chocolate, Easter, Food, Imagery, RabbitsEaster Bunnies: Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?
Animals, Golf, Imagery, Sport, TurtlesWorld’s Largest Golf Ball: World’s largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.
Cables, Cables, Geeky, Imagery, UsbCables Exist In 4-dimensional Space: Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.
Alcohol, Imagery, SexistLet’s Go For A Drink…: Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they’re asked to go for a drink…
Cars, ImagerySideways Car: It’s a little confusing…
Children, Dating, Imagery, Internet, RisquéLittle Kid Lover: I’m signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. “Little Kid Lover”, that way people will know where my priorities are at.
Australia, Imagery, Logan, RacistAll Trades Logan: All Trades Logan.
Imagery, SexistEscape From The Kitchen: You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
Animals, Imagery, RacoonsOh… Hi… Umm… Meow?: Oh… hi… Umm… meow?
Imagery, MathImaginary Friend: Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!
Geeky, MusicWhat If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?: What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?
Books, Imagery, Sexist“Understanding Women” Now Available In Paperback: The book “Understanding Women” is now available in paperback!
Jewellery, Jokes, Puns, RingsSomeone Stole My Mood Ring: Someone stole my mood ring.
Imagery, Notices, Paper, SignsPaper Says Yes: Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)
Imagery, KnittingWinter Knitting: What are you going to knit this winter?
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAre Those Yours?: …they’re turning out so big and cute!
Coffee, Hipsters, Imagery, SignsHow Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.
Bill Gates, Imagery, Mario, North Korea, Star Wars, WinrarThe Good Guys Of The World: These are the Good Guys of the World.
Birds, Imagery, RavensWhere Have You Been All Weekend?: Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.
Risqué, WorkThe Boss’s Quandary: The Boss’s Quandary…
Geeky, ItDeclaration Of A Software Professional: Declaration of a Software Professional.
Imagery, Numbers, Star WarsWhy Was Five Afraid Of Seven?: Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.
SexistCIA Assassin: The CIA had an opening for an assassin…
Animals, Imagery, OctopusesDrunk Octopus Wants To Fight: Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight…
Cars, Imagery, PoliceMisleading The Public: $100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…
Imagery, Newspapers, TechnologyAll This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial: All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.
Food, Imagery, SexistBut God, She Won’t Even Make Me A Sandwich…: But God, She Won’t Even Make Me a Sandwich…
Animals, Fish, ImageryCan February March? No, But April May.: Can February March? No, but April May.
Babies, ImageryResisting A Rest: If I refuse to nap… is that resisting a rest?
Imagery, MenI'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips: I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.
Imagery, PhonesJester App: Sorry–you've been replaced by an app…
France, Imagery, North Korea, RacistFrance Surrenders To North Korea: France surrenders to North Korea
Australia, Democracy, Imagery, Political, RisquéAmazing Holes: Amazing Holes from Around the World.
ImageryMicrophone Eyes: Microphone Eyes.
Fish, Imagery, MermaidsReverse Mermaid: You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
Imagery, Posters, ScienceLost Wormhole: Do not attempt capture because you’ll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.
Animals, Crocodiles, Crocs, ImageryMother Croc: Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth.
Religious, Risqué, WorkCorporate Lessons: Corporate lessons.
Australia, Imagery, Racist, Tintin, WynnumThe Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum: The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.
Animals, Imagery, SlugsFeeling Sluggish: I’ve been feeling a bit sluggish…
Police, RisquéPanties: Policewoman: Anything you say will be taken down!
Australia, Buses, Explosions, Imagery, InalaSorry For Party Rocking: Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.
Birds, Imagery, WifiHe’s Got Wifi: Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.
Imagery, RisquéHebrew Cave Paintings: Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…
Centrelink, Imagery, WineDrinking A Nice Wine: Drinking a nice wine while listening to classical music…
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TargetMissed Target: Missed Target: So close…
Boats, Burials, Cemetries, Funerals, Imagery, SexistBoat Funeral: A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…
Imagery, SmsBack From The Dead: Woo, it’s me! Back from the dead!
Animals, Cats, ImageryDid You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?: Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Notices, Parrots, SignsParrot BBQ: Parrot Lost: Parrot BBQ!
Imagery, ToiletsWalked Into A Public Bathroom: Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard “hello?”
Animals, Broomsticks, Cars, Frogs, Imagery, Parking, Princesses, WitchesAll Others Will Be Toad: Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.
Cars, ReligiousRoad Rage: Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it…
Imagery, RacistYou Must Be A Racist: Oh, you were expecting a white guy?
Animals, Geeky, Imagery, Math, SnakesSnakes On A Plane: Snakes on a plane.
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Mirrors, ParrotsTap That: I’d tap that!
Beer, ImagerySix Die In Horror Smash: Six Die in Horror Smash.
Cars, Imagery, Italy, Racist, Risqué25 Year Old Escort: But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, “Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!”
Facebook, Imagery, InternetFuture Man: So you’re saying people will “tweet” what they’re eating for breakfast?
Olympics, Racist, SportAthens Olympic Soccer Stadium: The Athens Olympic Stadium…
Accidents, Cars, ImageryPass With Care: Pass with care…
Imagery, Money, Monopoly, StrippersMonopoly Money For Fake Boobs: I think it’s only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
Computers, ImageryChecking On A Slow Progress Bar: Checking on a slow progress bar.
ImageryBribing Santa: Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
Animals, Imagery, KangaroosI Said Be Quiet! Don’t Make Me Come In There!: I said be quiet! Don’t make me come in there!
Clowns, Imagery, Risqué, Sex, WomenShe Made That Clown Extremely Happy: She made that clown extremely happy.
Animals, Imagery, WhalesThe Hey Whale: The Hey Whale. It defies description.
Imagery, PoliticalMad Magazine’s Boy Grows Up: The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.
Brooms, Imagery, Parking, Sexist, Witches, WomenWomen Can’t Park: Who said that women can’t park?
Australia, Cooking, God, Imagery, KitchensIn God’s Kitchen: In God’s Kitchen: What are you cooking?
America, Animated, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalThanks, Obama: Thanks, Obama.
Imagery, WifiBasic Human Needs: Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.
Advertising, Billboards, ImageryThere Are Two Rules For Success: There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…
Coolers, Imagery, SexistIf A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will: If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.
Bathrooms, Coronavirus, Imagery, Public TransportExperts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home: Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Owls, RegretsRegrets: I stay up late every night, and realise it’s a bad idea every morning.
Fruit, Grapes, ImageryBeware The Grapes Of Wrath: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
☺100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain: World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really…
Computers, Geeky, It, Technology101 Things You Do Not Want...: 101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.
Imagery, WaterThe Deadly Facts About Water: The Deadly Facts about Water
Air Force, Fighter Jets, Imagery, Jets, NavyWrong Button: Fighter jet hits the wrong button.
Animals, ImageryCat Legs: There really isn’t much else to say about this.
Australia, Imagery, Nrl, Nsw, Qld, Rugby, SportNSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.: NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.
Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, Imagery, MelbourneThe 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Chinese, Imagery, Newspapers, SubmarinesHiding Submarines: China may be using sea to hide its submarines
Food, ImageryI Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning: I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Clinton, Dear Abby, Dear Abby, Political, RelationshipsDear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…
Mayans, PredictionsMayans Predicting The Future: Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
Gandalf, Harry Potter, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, Star WarsHow To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture: How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.
Art, Geeky, ImageryNational Portrait Gallery: National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…
Ice Cream, ImageryI Scream Cone: I Scream Cone.
SexistPerfect Riddle: Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…
Animated, Imagery, MedicalRoot Canal: Amusing animated image of root canal treatment
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistCall Of Duty: Women’s Edition: Call of Duty: Women’s Edition.
Imagery, RocksOrders From A Rock: [On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.
Imagery, SchoolUnprepared For An Exam: Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?
Computers, Geeky, ItStar Trek TNG Meets Microsoft: Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…
Imagery, ToiletsPeeing: Expert Mode: Peeing: Expert Mode
Beer, Imagery, SexistYou Never Listen To Me…: You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!
AudioPsychiatric Answering Machine: A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.
Imagery, Sexist, Tv, WomenCooking Shows: If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.
CarsMini Cooper: A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
Cats, Imagery, MailboxesMailman Jumped 15 Feet: Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.
ImageryKermit Sees The Doctor: Have a seat Kermit. What I’m about to tell you might come as a big shock…
Homework, Imagery, SchoolSelf Referencing Homework: What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
Cake, Ikea, ImageryHappy 25th Birthday IKEA!: Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your cake
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasI Love You Zebra: Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.
Imagery, Paper, Plants, TreesIrony: Drawing Trees On Paper: Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
Aeroplanes, Imagery, Oceans, SubmarinesSubmarines In The Sky: Did you know that there are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky?
Computer Games, Computers, ImageryPlay Outside: It’s a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.
Canada, Flutes, Imagery, SignsCanada Has A Serious Epidemic: Protect yourself and others from the flute.
ImageryWhy Women Live Longer Than Men: Genetics - Why women live longer than men.
Babies, Court, Imagery, Jail, Judges3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose: 3 years in jail for stealing my nose!
Imagery, Potatoes, Vegan, VegetablesVegan Potatoes: Vegans are evil…
Einstein, Imagery, Phones, TechnologyThe Day Einstein Feared: The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.
Boats, Books, Fishing, Reading, Sexist, WomenNever Argue With A Woman: Never Argue with a Woman…
Animated, ImageryA Teaser: You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…
Australia, Imagery, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalWhere Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?: [Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
Imagery, MoviesThere Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.: There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.
Political, RisquéHillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…: Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Imagery, SpicesSeasons Greetings: Seasons Greetings
Adelaide, Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, ImageryThe 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.
England, Imagery, UkAnarchy In The UK: Would you like some tea?
Children, Parenting, SportChild Beating: A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…
Mayans, Movies, Predictions, The Hobbit, TolkienMayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie: Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.
Animals, Cats, Egyptians, God, ImageryHow To Distract An Egyptian God: How to distract an Egyptian God
Grammar, Imagery, TomorrowTomorrow (noun): Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Imagery, Toilet PaperToilet Paper: A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…
Computers, Geeky, ImageryKeyboards: Amusing Keyboards
Boobs, Bsod, Computers, Fashion, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Sexist, Shirts, Windows, WomenI Love My BSOD: Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.
Apple, Apples, Computers, Food, Imagery, Laptops, TechnologyMake Your Own Apple Laptop: Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!
America, Bear Arms, Constitution, Democracy, Imagery, Second AmendmentThe Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms: The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.
Dba, Geeky, Imagery, SqlDBA/SQL Humour: An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, “May I join you?”
Babies, ImageryNow Airtight: Now airtight… to prevent aging!
Political, SchoolMath Instruction: At Heathrow Airport today…
Cooking, Frypans, ImageryNon-stick Frypan: A stuck non-stick frypan…
Imagery, PhonesPhone Tails: That’s right dear, our ancestors had tails.
RisquéThe Hypnotist: It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…
Money, Quotations, SchwarzeneggerHaving More Money Doesn’t Make You Happier: Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Political, RacistLetter To America: Letter to America
Facebook, ImageryI Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…: I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.
Aboriginal, Australia, Gay, RacistAboriginal Jobs: At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…
Daughters, Families, Imagery, MothersMum, What’s It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?: Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.
Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryCrocodile Lion: An interesting dinnertime story…
Feminists, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Sexist, WomenHow Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything!
Imagery, NinjasNinja Exit: Ninja Exit Only
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Repair Kit: iPhone 6 repair kit.
Communist, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryA Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story: A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, TechnologyIPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet: A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5.
ImageryWill Not Load Fully: This picture will not load fully!
PoliticalLabel Instructions: French Label Instructions
Animals, Circuses, Dwarfs, Hippopotamuses, ImageryHippo Eats Dwarf: A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…
ImagerySimple Eye Examination Test: A simple eye examination chart.
English, WordsWhat Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Computers, Geeky, ImageryWhenever I Have To Force Shutdown: Whenever I have to force shutdown.
Imagery, SexistAlways Love A Woman For Her Personality: Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Lightbulb Jokes: Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.
Computers, ImageryAlready Exists: skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.
Cars, ImageryHonked At A Prius: Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.
Canada, Etiquette, ImageryHolding Doors: Holding Doors: A Question of Distance.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, LionsA Cat With A Lion’s Mane Hat: A cat with a lion’s mane hat.
Children, Imagery, Sexist, ToysTo Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes: To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…
Beaches, Imagery, Irish, SunbathingIrish Girl Sunbathing: An Irish girl sunbathes…
Animals, RisquéDoctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…: Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…
PoliticalAbbott And Costello Go To Washington: Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.
JokesToday Is Sunday: Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you’ll get another Sunday…
Cars, Imagery, TrucksDriver Is Fully Naked: Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.
Great Expectations, ImageryGreat Expectations: Who hurt you? My own expectations.
Chocolate, Geeky, Homes, Honey, Imagery, Milk, PhonesQuite Literally…: I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I’m home. Chocolate milk shake.
WorkExecutive Test: The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional”…
Animals, ImageryNot Allowed: When a dog is all out of luck.
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyCombo Hit: Streetfighter Style: Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
Alcohol, ImagerySlimming Drink: You look so much better after a glass or two!
Cars, Imagery, StickersF It: F-it
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6: Bend It Like Beckham: iPhone 6: Bend it like Beckham.
Imagery, Step Ladders, ToolsStep Ladder: The Troubles of Being a Step Ladder…
Imagery, MilkLying About Skim Milk: There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, The MatrixThe Matrix: What is The Matrix?
Animals, Cupcakes, Food, Imagery, LemursA Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.: A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.
Campervans, Camping, Cars, ImageryNot A Happy Camper: Not a Happy Camper.
Buffering, Buffy, Imagery, TvBuffy Buffering: Buffy buffering…
Imagery, Music, Musical Instruments, Sex, Violence, ViolinsSax And Violins: Warning: This image contains sax and violins. Viewer discretion is advised.
Imagery, WifiWireless Networks: Wireless networks could save your life!
Illusion, ImageryRound Illusion: Unusual round illusion.
Accidents, Aeroplanes, Imagery, LuggageClosing Airline Luggage Doors: Closing Airline Luggage Doors.
Fire, ImageryFire Distinguisher: Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that’s fire…
Imagery, Queensland, WinterI Absolutely Love Winter In Queensland.: I absolutely love winter in queensland. Last year it was a Wednesday.
Eggs, ImageryEscape Egg: Counting down the days to escape…
Drugs, Homophobia, Imagery, Marijuana, MedicalMedical Marijuana: What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?
ImageryBefore Tweeting: In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.
ImageryProof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go: Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.
Cars, Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Car: Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.
Grammar, SpellingYou Read That Wrong: That awkward moment when you read that wrong…
ReligiousThe Atheist & The Bear: The Atheist and the Religious Bear
Coronavirus, Gynaecology, ImageryVisiting Your Gynaecologist During Coronavirus: Visiting your Gynaecologist during Coronavirus
America, Democracy, PoliticalHow To Know When You’ve Met A Democrat: Just in case you have trouble knowing when you’ve met a Democrat…
Crocs, Friday The 13th, Imagery, Jason Voorhees, Movies, ShoesJason Voorhees Gets Crocs: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.
Imagery, Mexico, RacistMexico’s National Sport: What is Mexico’s national sport? Cross country.
Bikes, Imagery, NoticesBicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.: Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!
SexistMen Vs. Women: Men versus women…
Animals, Cars, Donkeys, ImageryA BMW Donkey: A BMW donkey. Not much more to be said really.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, SmsCat Facts: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts!
Boobs, Elevators, Imagery, RisquéThis Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator: This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.
Imagery, Michael Jackson, Performers, SingersMichael Jackson Is Dead: You Can Come Out Now…
Earth, ImageryHeld Hands Around The Equator: If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, Imagery, MethMeth Lab Dog: Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab!
Crocs, Imagery, Shoes, WeddingsWedding Crocs: Wedding Crocs.
☺Foot Smart: See if you can outsmart your foot…
SexistWinter Classes For Men: Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults
Art, Imagery, RenaissanceYou Weren’t Even Listening Just Now, Were You?: You weren’t even listening just now, were you? What a weird way to start a conversation.
Imagery, Movies, PiratesHorny Pirate’s Worst Nightmare: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
Animals, Chocolate, Easter, Easter Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsJust Some Bunny That I Used To Know: Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
Books, Imagery, Lance Armstrong, LibrariesLance Armstrong Fiction Books: All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including “Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion”, “The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program” and “Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion” will soon be moved to the fiction section.
Imagery, Jail, Logan, RacistI’m From Logan: I killed a man. You? I’m from Logan.
Geeky, Imagery, InternetSlashdot For Dummies: Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!
America, Guns, ImageryHow To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.: How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistThe Way Girls Play Computer Games: The way girls play computer games.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, MetallicaMettalicat: Mettalicat: Sleeps with one eye open, gripping his pillow tight.
Funerals, Imagery, Italian, RacistThe Italian Funeral: Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…
Imagery, Risqué, SexSex Tape: I made a sex tape. Shhh!
Animals, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIt’s A Whale: How do you have any friends…
Risqué, SexistThe Perfect Password: A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…
PoliticalScientific Breakthrough – Governmentium: A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
America, Canada, RacistU.S. Ship Versus Canadian: U.S. Ship versus Canadian.
Animals, Dieting, DogsPurina Diet: The Purina Pet Food Diet.
Christmas, Christmas Lights, ImageryChristmas Lights: Ditto: Ditto to that…
GeekyQ209354 - HOWTO: How to RTFM…
ImageryAwkward Moment: The awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.
Animals, Imagery, Seals, SharksDo Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!: Do not consume if seal is broken!
English, VegetablesThe Correct Way To Spell Potato: The correct way to spell potato is “GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”.
Geeky, ItNetwork Truths: The Twelve Networking Truths.
Animals, ImagerySeven Sharks: If you own 7 cats then people will think you’re crazy…
Angels, Imagery, Red Bull, SculpturesRed Bull Gives You Wings: Red Bull Gives You Wings.
Bikes, Imagery, PostsHave You Seen This Post?: Have you seen this post? He didn’t.
Campbell Newman, Imagery, Political, QueenslandCampbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me: [Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…
GeekyIf Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer: If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.
Advertising, Imagery, Motorola, Tv, VintageTelevision Benefits Your Children: How television benefits your children.
ShoppingGrocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach: Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.
Imagery, SexistIron Man Competition: Ironman Competition - the way it should be…
ImageryBird Flu: I’m not worried about this bird flu…
SexistSocialize: Men socialize by insulting each other…
Facebook, Imagery, MoneyHow To Make Money From Facebook: How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to “Account Settings”; 2) Press “Deactivate your account”; 3) Go to work.
PoliticalOrdering Pizza In The Year 2025: Ordering pizza in the year 2025…
Animals, Australia, Crocodiles, Emus, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Police, Sharks, Spiders, Woolworths26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia: When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.
ImagerySpring Is Just Around The Corner: Finally… Spring is just around the corner.
Comedians, Comedy, Grammar, Hitler, Imagery, JapanOne Thing Led To Another: I hate when you’re reading something and you come across the phrase “one thing led to another”
Bones, ImageryI Found This Humerus: I found this humerus.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFunny Dog: The longer you look, the funnier it gets!
Flying, Imagery, SportFlying – Because Golf Only Takes One Ball: Flying – because softball, baseball, football, basketball, soccer, bowling and golf only take one ball.
Food, Imagery, ThymeToo Much Thyme On My Hands: I’ve got way too much tyme on my hands.
Children, Imagery, ParentingAn Angry Child: If she doesn’t put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéWater Enhanced Breasts: Water Enhanced Breasts…
Accidents, Buses, Cars, Imagery, InsuranceDon’t You Suggest To Me What To Do: If you don’t have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don’t hit this bus.
Geeky, ImageryBlackboard: School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.
Business Cards, Geeky, Imagery, Notepad, WindowsNotepad Business Card: A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.
Hunger Games, Imagery, Katniss Everdeen, Kristen Stewart, Movies, Movie Stars, Smiling, TwilightKristen Stewart Smiles: I don’t always smile, but when I do, I don’t.
Imagery, Paper, SignsIs It Me You’re Looking For?: Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
Risqué, Sexist, WorkSentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important: Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.
Geeky, Imagery, InternetYour Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...: Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…
Facebook, ImageryFacebook Illusion: Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!
Geeky, InternetUsing AOL? Mind If We LOL?: Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?
Animals, Fish, Imagery, Love, Romance, SmsAnyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish: Long story short, we’re in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.
Actors, Famous People, Imagery, Movie Stars, Robert De NiroRobert De Niro, De Faro: First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.
SexistGuts Or Balls?: We’ve all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
Diving, Imagery, Sharks, Sign LanguageA Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.: Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.
Cars, ImageryCar Alarms: Car alarms: They piss me off!
Marriage, SexistSecrets To A Happy Marriage: Secrets to a Happy Marriage…
☺Notice: Notice is hereby given…
Cycling, Drugs, SportI Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong: I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.
Imagery, SexistBefore And After...: Before and after marriage…
Helpline, Imagery, Phones, YogaYoga Emergency Hotline: Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?
Advertising, Imagery, Men, Sexist, SignsThis Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…: This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won’t.
Acronyms, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIDK LY TTYL: IDK LY TTYL: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Imagery, Mistakes, PostersMake Some More Mistakes: I’ve learned so much from my mistakes… I’m thinking of making a few more.
Imagery, TattoosFree Tattoo Removal: Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.
Australia, Cricket, Imagery, VideoHow Cricket Looks To Most People: How Cricket Looks to Most People.
Elderly, Hearing Aids, ImageryExpensive Hearing Aid: A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
Risqué, Sexist, ViagraDealing With Hunger Pangs: A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesUpgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners: Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.
Alice In Wonderland, Imagery, Movies, SexistUltimate Chick Flick: Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes
Balls, Illusion, ImageryAll The Balls Are The Same Colour!: All the balls are the same colour — and that colour is brown
Communist, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, SoftwareCommunist Traitor: It looks like you’re a Communist traitor…
Astronauts, Coronavirus, Imagery, Nasa, SpaceCoronavirus Space Crew: Congratulations, your mission is now complete. You may return to Earth.
Facebook, ImageryBe The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.: A post with a poster on it, “Be the first of your friends to like this post”.
Animals, Bears, Guns, ImageryWhat Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?: I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!
Animals, Cars, Cows, Drunk, ImageryDrunk Cows: Drunk Cows: Bruce you are drunk.
Books, ImageryRead Your Book Case: A bookcase worth reading.
Australia, Iraq, PoliticalThe Australian Constitution: For Iraq: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…
Imagery, Movies, Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars, Terrorism, World Trade CentreThese Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People: Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: “These blast points… too accurate for sand people”.
Daleks, Dr Who, Food, Garlic, Imagery, TvGarlek: Garlek.
AudioTelstra Customer Service: An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.
Apple, Bill Gates, Computers, Heaven, Imagery, Microsoft, Phones, Religious, Steve Jobs, WindowsSteve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn’t have any wall or fence…
America, RacistA Russian Arrives In New York: A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…
America, Australia, Birds, Horror Movies, Imagery, MagpiesAustralian Horror Story: American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story
Animals, Cats, ImageryJust Wait Until I’m Fully Charged: Just wait until I’m fully charged…
Fish, ImageryThe Swordfish: The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
Geeky, ImageryDied: …from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.
Imagery, PoliticalWill Be President For Food: Boy sitting next to sign “No Campaigning beyond This Point” holding sign “Will Be President for Food”.
Animals, Cars, Children, Girls, Horses, ImageryNo Pony For Christmas: No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!
Food, ImageryLittle Green Balls Of Death: Little Green Balls of Death
Hands, Imagery, Risqué, Valentine’s DayValentine Hand: Of course I’ll be your valentine. Let’s stay home and watch some porn.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Queue: Sometimes, even dogs have to queue…
Germany, LoveTell Someone You Love Them Today: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Beer, ChartsBeer Troubleshooting Chart: Beer Troubleshooting Chart.
Internet, RisquéCybersex How-Not-To: Cybersex how it should not be…
Geeky, InternetGoogle: Try Google. Available in six of the world’s most common languages…
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal This Opening: I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.
Homeless, SexistSledgehammer Psychology: A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…
Geeky, Imagery, RomanceRoses Are #FF0000: Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
Highway Patrol, Police, Speeding, WorkcoverSweet Justice: Workcover versus the police…
Browsers, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, WindowsFirefox Has Encountered…: …an unexpected problem with Windows.
Illusion, ImageryIllogical Lego: Illogical Lego.
Facebook, Imagery, Sexist, Sport, VolleyballLadies Beach Volleyball: Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there’s already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.
Imagery, RisquéThumb War: One, two three, four. I declare a thumb war…
Food, ImageryBreakfast Alive: What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?
Babies, Imagery, RisquéI Will Deprive You Of Sex: I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife’s tits in the morning.
Imagery, Signs, WarningsThrew Caution To The Wind: Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.
Animals, Bears, Imagery, PenguinsDo One Brave Thing Today: Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!
RisquéSanta’s Stressful Christmas: Santa’s Stressful Christmas
Balloons, Birthdays, ImageryBalloons Are So Weird…: Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
Imagery, RocksMy Pet Rock Ran Away: My Pet Rock Ran Away…
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns: Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.
Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéKiwi Condoms: Australia runs out of condoms…
English, ImageryYou You Read The First Line Wrong?: What if I told you you read the first line wrong?
Sexist, WomenWhen A Woman Says “what?”: When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
GeekyHuman Hotfix: Hotfix Patch for Humans released.
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalThe Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd: The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.
☺Perfect Existence: Perfect Existence: The Proof
Imagery, Joke, Mayans, PredictionsMayan Joke Set-Up: Heh… I’ve just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I’ll fetch a scribe…
Beer, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Predictions2 Mayan Guys: [2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, Nokia, PhonesIPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310: iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?
SexistMars Vs. Venus: Mars versus Venus…
Animals, Fire, Imagery, SpidersThere Was A Spider, I Panicked: There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it’s gone now.
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, SeagullsCat Duck: The Amazing Cat Duck! Or perhaps Cat Seagull?
Religious, RisquéSisters Of St Francis: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…
Imagery, PinterestIf You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It: If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!
Imagery, Odin, PoliticalVote Odin: The left wing said they’d abolish poverty; right wing said they’d abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he’d abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!
Comics, English, ImageryThe Accidental Conversation Loop: My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.
Imagery, SexistHow Could You Be So Insensitive?: How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person’s perspective.
Imagery, UniversityUniversity Website: Things on the front page of a university website.
WorkRejection Response: The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…
Advertising, Babies, Beer, Imagery, Mothers, VintageHow Mother And Baby “Picked Up”: Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby “Picked Up”.
France, Germany, Imagery, RacistAngela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…: Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryBread Dog: The Amazing Bread Dog.
Imagery, Shirts, TshirtsAttention Deficit Disorder: Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Animals, Dogs, ImagerySo We Got Pugsy A New Chew Toy…: So we got Pugsy a new chew toy…
Africa, Imagery, RacistEvery 60 Seconds In Africa: Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.
Epilepsy, Imagery, PostersSeize The Day: Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.
English, Grammar, ImageryComforting A Grammar Nazi: When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, “there, their, they’re”
George Bush, Imagery, Iran, Political, Weapons Of Mass Destruction, WmdI Can’t Believe The “WMD” Trick Is Working Again With Iran: I can’t believe the “WMD” trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…
ImageryVegetative State: Vegetative State.
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, Tampons, VintageThe Girls Are Talking About Tampons: The Blonde: It’s invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…
Geeky, InternetCannot Find The Damn File: Cannot find the damn file…
Aeroplanes, Buses, Cars, Electricity, Firefighters, Imagery, VaccinesRe-Think Vaccines: Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.
Imagery, MoviesTitanic Ice Bucket Challenge: Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: “I accept your ice water challenge”.
Geeky, ImageryDrowning, LOL!: If you see someone drowning… LOL!
Imagery, New Years, ResolutionsNew Year’s Resolutions – Again: New Year’s Resolutions – Again
Archaeology, Canada, Cars, Imagery, SnowCanadian Archaeology: Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageDormeyer Crying Wives: Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…
SexistMen Are Happier: Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Redheads, SexistRedheads: How do you get a redhead…
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Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéAustralian Condoms: New Zealand runs out of condoms…
Chewing Gum, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Chewing Gum: Warning: Do not swallow chewing gum!
Mechanics, UnderwearAlways Wear Underwear: Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
Imagery, Rallies, Sexist, WomenWhat Women Want: Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? NOW!
Animals, Joke, PigsThree Little Piggies: Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
Afghanistan, RacistInvestment Opportunity: Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.
Cars, ImageryPolished My Car Too Much: Polished my car too much, now it’s invisible…
Bananas, Food, Hats, ImageryBanana Hat: Banana hat…
Babies, ImageryDraw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby: Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.
EnglishThe Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy: The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.
Jokes, Pool, Puns, Sport, TreesWhat’s Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?: What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
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Computers, Evolution, ImagerySomething Went Terribly Wrong: Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.
New Zealand, RacistKiwi Air Disaster: New Zealand’s worst air disaster occurred earlier today…
SexistMen Are Like...: Men are like…
Imagery, Monday, Punch, WorkThe Monday Punch: The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.
Aeroplanes, Aircraft, Imagery, WarRequesting Air Support: Requesting Air Support! “Believe in yourself. You can do it!”
Cars, Geeky, TechnologyCars And Computers: General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…
Animals, Imagery, SharksFlying Sharks: Flying sharks… we’re screwed.
Aerodynamics, Aeroplanes, ImageryAerodynamics Simplified: How planes fly.
Calendars, Comics, Imagery, MayansThe Mayan Calendar: I only had enough room to go up to 2012…
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat In A Cat Box: A cat in a Cat box.
Cars, ImageryFail Towing: Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.
Imagery, Phones, SmsStreet Name: Hey, what’s your street name?
ImageryBest Way To Freak Out Your Friends: Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)
Imagery, Sexist, TalkingWomen Use About 30,000 Words A Day: Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?
Cars, Imagery, Movies, Pulp Fiction, The RockHave You Seen Pulp Fiction?: Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn’t like it.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFree Puppy: Free puppy…
☺Comments & Other Similar Social Data: Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.
Food, ImageryPeanut Delivery: Peanut Delivery…
ImageryWhat Is A Sonofabitch?: What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?

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