A woman hid under the bed…
To see her husband’s reaction, a woman wrote on a paper:
“I left, I’m not coming back.”
Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone:
“I’m going now. The other nut’s gone. I’m on my way, remember I love you so much”
He took the car and left.
Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote…
“I can see your feet. I went for bread. Stop being retarded and make dinner…”