Secrets to a Long, Happy Marriage — Ned Martin’s Amused

Secrets to a Long, Happy Marriage

Lady with wine glass.

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you…”

Her husband asks, “Is that you or the wine talking?”

She replies, “It’s me… talking to the wine.”