Aboriginal Eggs — Ned Martin’s Amused

Aboriginal Eggs

Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike. Their motorbike breaks down and they start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Aboriginals ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but he will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he’s late for his delivery so he tells the Aboriginals he has to leave.

“Heeeeyyy maaate” they say “gissa pucken lift”. The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.

The Aboriginals put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he agree to take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.

By this time, he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough, the coppers pull him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Aboriginal Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn’t believe this so he wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

The Officer replies: “I’ve got a wagon with 20,000 Aboriginal eggs in it. 2 have hatched and the bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already”.