Job Application — Ned Martin’s Amused

Jobb aplication


Good daye,

I can only Type wif one finggar (middelfingar) but can sulve Solitair in 20 seconds in the Profi mode.
I dont´t worry about the telefone because I talk to my frends on it for about 5 howers a daye.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secretairy but it musent be to complicaited.
I ave a small problem from wen I was born (I ave a funnye culor hair), so you can pai me less if you tink that I am good for the jobb.

Thak you in advancie for yore answer.

Yore best aplicant so farr


BS : Because my resime is a bit short below is a picksure of me taken at my last jobb.













Image of semi-naked lady posing seductively before a computer


…it’s ok honey, we’ve got spell check!