Redheads — Ned Martin’s Amused
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free…
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.
What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.