Redheads — Ned Martin’s Amused



How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something…

How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free…
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.

What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A Redhead.

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.