26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia — Ned Martin’s Amused

26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia

When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.

 

1. Vicious koala attacks

Koala Attack
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2. Thieving kangaroos

Thieving kangaroos.
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3. Crocodiles attacking helicopters (Totally normal)

Crocodiles attacking helicopters. (Totally normal.)
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4. Spiders. Everywhere you look is spiders. It’s all spiders.

Spiders. Everywhere you look is spiders. It's all spiders.
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5. Wallabies playing with rolls of toilet paper like cats

Wallabies playing with a rolls of toilet paper like cats.
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6. Your favourite grocery stores getting sassy

Your favourite grocery stores getting sassy.
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7. The census takers too

The census takers too.
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8. Oh, and the police departments

Oh, and the police departments.
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9. Visits from Australia’s most majestic animal, the emu

Visits from Australia's most majestic animal, the emu.
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10. So elegant. No wonder they put it on Australia’s official crest

So elegant. No wonder they put it on Australia’s official crest.
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11. Everyone swearing all the time (Even the trains)

Everyone swearing all the time. (Even the trains.)
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12. An elderly population that doesn’t mess around

An elderly population that doesn't fuck around.
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13. Newspaper articles about cows photobombing horses stuck in a fence

Newspaper articles about cows photobombing horses stuck in a fence.
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14. Nightmare koalas waiting for you in your garage, presumably to consume you

Nightmare koalas waiting for you in your garage, presumably to consume you.
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15. Sperm donor sites that know what’s up

Sperm donor sites that know what's up.
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16. Wild dingoes killing and eating sharks on the beaches

Wild dingoes killing and eating sharks on the beaches.
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17. Stormtroopers unicycling in the rain

Stormtroopers unicycling in the rain.
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18. Men named Jack Mehoff (Say it slowly)

Men named Jack Mehoff. (Say it slowly.)
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19. The worst vegetarian restaurants

The worst vegetarian restaurants.
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20. Kangaroos lounging on pristine beaches

Kangaroos lounging on pristine beaches.
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21. Well-coordinated renditions of The Simpsons in the opinion pages

Well-coordinated renditions of The Simpsons in the opinion pages.
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22. Attacks from whatever the hell that thing is

Attacks from whatever the hell that thing is.
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23. Not visits from the pope, apparently

Not visits from the pope, apparently.
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24. Fishermen using sharks as bait to catch even bigger sharks

Fishermen using sharks as bait to catch even bigger sharks.
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25. Crime so bad that even the prostitutes are getting out of town

Crime so bad that even the prostitutes are getting out of town.
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26. Swooping kookaburras… which sounds funny, until you see how giant a kookaburra’s beak is

Swooping kookaburras… which sounds funny, until you see how giant a kookaburra’s beak is
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