Out of Breath — Ned Martin’s Amused

Out of Breath

Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?

Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath.

Darn… I think I’m going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.