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Animals, Imagery, Nuclear Power, SpidersSpider Farm: This seems like a disaster waiting to happen…
Computers, Evolution, ImagerySomething Went Terribly Wrong: Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.
Imagery, SexistCall The Rescue Squad!: I’m sorry dear. I can’t hear you. I’m in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
Aztecs, Imagery, Mayans, OreosMayan, Aztec And Oreos: Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…
ImageryThe Ego Boost Urinal: The Ego Boost Urinal.
Archaeology, Canada, Cars, Imagery, SnowCanadian Archaeology: Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow
ImageryAlzheimer’s: “I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s”
Imagery, Monday, Punch, WorkThe Monday Punch: The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.
Geeky, Imagery, Ninjas, Pirates, ZombiesSurvival Tracking Guide: The Pirate, the Ninja, & the Zombie…
Facebook, Imagery, InternetFuture Man: So you’re saying people will “tweet” what they’re eating for breakfast?
Animals, Beaches, Imagery, Signs, Stingrays, WarningsShuffle Your Feet For Stingrays: Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.
Animated, Babies, Fireworks, ImageryFirst Time Seeing Fireworks: A baby sees fireworks for the first time.
Accidents, Buses, Imagery, Rivers, Wildlife DocumentariesA Wild Bus Drinking Water: And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.
ImagerySense: …this picture makes none.
WorkPhysical Fitness: This department requires no physical fitness program.
Internet, RisquéCybersex How-Not-To: Cybersex how it should not be…
Clothes, Hats, Imagery, TiesYou Hang Around, I’ll Go On Ahead: You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, Tampons, VintageThe Girls Are Talking About Tampons: The Blonde: It’s invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…
Animals, ImageryFalling Cows: A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.
Geeky, InternetGoogle: Try Google. Available in six of the world’s most common languages…
Babies, Imagery, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Phones, Sms, Taylor Swift, TwitterYo I’m Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…: [Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.
Blacks, Imagery, RacistBlacks For Sale: They can still do that?
Imagery, SexistHair Dryer: Darling, please give me the hair dryer…
Einstein, ImageryYou Matter: You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.
Coffee, Hipsters, Imagery, SignsHow Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.
Africa, Animals, Cars, Elephants, ImageryYou Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…: You know you are having a bad day when…
Bsod, Geeky, Microsoft, WindowsBSOD: Blue Screen Of Death: The dreaded blue screen of death…
Animals, Bugs, Flies, Imagery, Joke, MitesHey, Bug On My Back…: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, Robots, Sharks, VacuumsRobot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase: Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.
Imagery, SexistIron Man Competition: Ironman Competition - the way it should be…
Animals, Halloween, Imagery, SquirrelsHalloween Squirrel: A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…
Babies, ImageryNow Airtight: Now airtight… to prevent aging!
Dates, ImageryMay The 4th Be With You: If today is “May the 4th be with you” does that mean tomorrow is “revenge of the 5th?”
☺News Headlines: Amusing news headlines
Alcohol, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Yoga: Irish Yoga.
Elderly, MemoryElderly Memories: An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…
Coronavirus, Gynaecology, ImageryVisiting Your Gynaecologist During Coronavirus: Visiting your Gynaecologist during Coronavirus
Accidents, Buses, Cars, Imagery, InsuranceDon’t You Suggest To Me What To Do: If you don’t have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don’t hit this bus.
Imagery, TurtlesA Wee Turtle: A wee turtle…
Cars, ImageryGarage Door Covers: Amusing garage door covers
Bananas, Carving, Food, Guns, Imagery, WeaponsBanana Gun: Banana gun…
Bananas, Food, George Bush, ImageryThis Banana Tastes Funny: “This banana tastes funny” – George Bush.
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, RisquéElephant Upskirt: Elephant Upskirt.
Books, Imagery, Lance Armstrong, LibrariesLance Armstrong Fiction Books: All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including “Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion”, “The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program” and “Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion” will soon be moved to the fiction section.
Imagery, Political, Snowden, Spying, WikileaksEdward Snowden Buys A Plane Ticket From Moscow To Havana…: Snowden buys a plane ticket from Moscow to Havana. Over 30 journalists pay last-minute airfare for a ticket on the same flight. The doors shut, the plane takes off, and [Edward] Snowden is not on the plane. It’s a 16-hour flight.
Animals, Ducklings, Ducks, ImageryBeware Of Cute Duckling Scam: Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…
Bill Gates, Imagery, Mario, North Korea, Star Wars, WinrarThe Good Guys Of The World: These are the Good Guys of the World.
Imagery, RedneckRedneck Ingenuity: Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.
Geeky, ImageryBlackboard: School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.
Cars, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Car: An advertisement in an Irish Newspaper…
☺Pregnancy & Women: Questions: Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
Computers, Imagery, InternetNew Mail: 10 years ago…
Birds, Imagery, RavensWhere Have You Been All Weekend?: Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SpidersSpider Dog: Spider Dog…
Medical, RisquéKeep Off The Grass: A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…
Imagery, Ocd, ShirtsI Have CDO. It’s Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.: I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
Jewish, RacistBacon Tree: Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…
Africa, Animals, ImageryRhino Painting: A rhinoceros painting…
Animals, Bears, Guns, ImageryWhat Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?: I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!
Cars, ImageryFail Towing: Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, MetallicaMettalicat: Mettalicat: Sleeps with one eye open, gripping his pillow tight.
JokesComplimentary Pretzels: A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”
Animals, Joke, PigsThree Little Piggies: Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
Cars, ImageryHonked At A Prius: Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.
Advertising, Food, Fountain, Imagery, Tomato Sauce, WoolworthsBuy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!: Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!
Animals, Dachshunds, Dogs, Imagery, RacingDachshund Racing: Googled “dachshund racing”. Was not disappointed.
Animals, Chocolate, Easter, Easter Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsJust Some Bunny That I Used To Know: Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
Computers, GeekyUnix Commands: Amusing UNIX commands.
Animals, Dogs, ImagerySo We Got Pugsy A New Chew Toy…: So we got Pugsy a new chew toy…
Geeky, RisquéEUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1): The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
Cooking, Frypans, ImageryNon-stick Frypan: A stuck non-stick frypan…
Australia, Games, Imagery, ReligiousThanks God: God and the Rubiks Cube…
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalThe Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd: The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.
Children, Families, Imagery, Parenting, SchoolWhen I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!: I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…
Animals, Crocodiles, Crocs, ImageryMother Croc: Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth.
Risqué, SexistThe Perfect Password: A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…
Imagery, WifiBasic Human Needs: Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.
Australia, Democracy, Political, RacistThe Ant And The Grasshopper: The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.
ImageryWhat Is A Sonofabitch?: What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, SeagullsCat Duck: The Amazing Cat Duck! Or perhaps Cat Seagull?
Fish, Imagery, MermaidsReverse Mermaid: You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
Knock Knock, PolicePolice: Knock Knock: Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It’s the police.
Cars, Imagery, Movies, Pulp Fiction, The RockHave You Seen Pulp Fiction?: Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn’t like it.
SexistPunctuation Is Powerful.: Punctuation is powerful.
Batman, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, SmsI’m Batman: SMS conversation between Tim and Batman.
Geeky, ImageryReach Out: Reach Out!
Australia, Bank Notes, Banks, Imagery, Money, PoliticalAustralian Bank Notes: Australian Bank Notes.
Mayans, Movies, Predictions, The Hobbit, TolkienMayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie: Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.
ImageryCockroach Cancer: Please, don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor…
Cars, ImagerySomething Wrong Officer?: Something wrong officer?
Animals, Cats, ImageryAbercrombie & Cat: Abercrombie & Cat
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Shoes, VintageWhere She Belongs: Keep her where she belongs…
Irish, Racist, ReligiousAn Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...: An Irish daughter had not been to her parent’s house for over five years…
Grammar, SpellingYou Read That Wrong: That awkward moment when you read that wrong…
English, Grammar, ImageryComforting A Grammar Nazi: When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, “there, their, they’re”
Animals, Dogs, Education, Elephants, Exams, Fish, Imagery, Monkeys, Penguins, School, SealsOur Education System: [To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.
Babies, ImagerySpot The Baby: Spot the baby. No, the other one.
Cold, Flu, Illness, Imagery, Man Flu, SexistMan Flu: The difference between men & women when they are sick.
Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Lightbulb Jokes: Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r H4ml37: Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET
America, France, Ireland, Irish, Racist, RisquéThe Penis Study: The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft…
SexistEx Wife: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my ex-wife…
Girls, Imagery, Moon, Photography, Sexist, Space, WomenWent To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.: Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
English, VegetablesThe Correct Way To Spell Potato: The correct way to spell potato is “GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”.
Fans, ImageryThank You To All My Fans: Thank you to all my fans
Adelaide, Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, ImageryThe 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.
English, GrammarBipolar Awesome: English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Accidents, Helmets, Imagery, Jamaica, Motorbikes, Risqué, SexistWhat’s The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?: What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?
Corporate, Geeky, ImageryPatent Infringement: Eating Fruit…
Imagery, SexistRealistic Remotes: Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.
Geeky, JokesIP Jokes: I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
Cameras, Cannons, Imagery, NikonI Have A Cannon: You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.
Imagery, RisquéThumb War: One, two three, four. I declare a thumb war…
Evolution, ImageryEvolution: Stop Following Me!: The typical “evolution of man” poster, except the man is facing his “earlier ancestors” saying “Stop following me!”
Imagery, RisquéDangers Of Masturbation: The Dangers of Masturbation.
RacistOnly In America...: Only in America…
Australia, SexistAussie Men: Aussie men… struggling with the booze…
Easter, Eggs, ImageryDye Job: Check out the dye job on her? Tramp!
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryI’m Inbred!: I’m Inbred!
ImageryVegetative State: Vegetative State.
Imagery, PinterestIf You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It: If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!
Animals, Chickens, Chicks, ImageryHow To Pick Up Chicks: Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.
GeekyQ209354 - HOWTO: How to RTFM…
Imagery, Movie Posters, PiranhasPiranhas On An Escalator: If I were you, I’d take the stairs…
Computers, ImageryTimes Change: …but other things don’t.
Parties, WatchesNot On My Watch: Lost my watch at a party once…
Imagery, Phones, SmsChosen One: I’m the chosen one…
Imagery, PhonesJester App: Sorry–you've been replaced by an app…
Canada, Imagery, Protests, RiotsCanadian Riots: Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?
ImageryI’m So Sick Of Not Being Understood!: I’m so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?
Children, Grace, PrayersSix Year Old Praying: A mother invited some people to dinner…
Alcohol, Food, Imagery, VodkaVodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week: Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.
Animals, RisquéDoctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…: Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…
Animals, Imagery, Spiders, ZombiesZombie Apocalypse Spider: I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can’t stand up to a spider.
Camping, Grammar, Imagery, TentsYou Can’t Run Through A Campground: You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAre Those Yours?: …they’re turning out so big and cute!
Imagery, Signs, WarningsThrew Caution To The Wind: Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.
Australia, Democracy, Imagery, Political, RisquéAmazing Holes: Amazing Holes from Around the World.
Babies, Imagery, RisquéI Will Deprive You Of Sex: I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife’s tits in the morning.
Balloons, Hot Air Balloons, ImageryHot Air Balloons: Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.
Animals, ImageryWireless Technology: “It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology”
Imagery, Memory, Protests, RalliesBetter Memory: What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Ovaltine, VintageTo Wake Up Gay In The Morning…: To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!
Imagery, Jealousy, Relationships, SmsBaby Are You Jealous?: Baby are you jealous?
RisquéTarzan Sex: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…
Imagery, Musicians, Rolling Stones, ZombiesZombies!: Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it’s just the Rolling Stones… carry on!
Food, Imagery, PizzaI Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes: I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
Chewing Gum, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Chewing Gum: Warning: Do not swallow chewing gum!
Animals, Babies, Biblical, Dogs, Imagery, ReligiousTake His Wife And Flee: It seems Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but she looked back and turned into a pillar of salt! What happened to the flea?
Imagery, Marriage, Onions, People, ProposingProposing With An Onion: Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.
Imagery, MusicI’m Not Just Another Brick In The Wall: We don’t need no education…
ImageryMicrophone Eyes: Microphone Eyes.
Children, Imagery, Sexist, ToysTo Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes: To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, WorkJob Application: Sexist job application.
America, Animals, Australia, Birds, Eagles, Imagery, RacistAmerican Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle: American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.
Animals, Conspiracies, Dogs, Imagery, SheepThat Conspiracy Stuff: I’m telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…
Apple, Imagery, Ios, PatentsOlden Day Slide To Unlock: Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.
Books, ImageryMystery Books: You have to find them first…
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéWater Enhanced Breasts: Water Enhanced Breasts…
Gandalf, Harry Potter, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, Star WarsHow To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture: How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.
Cars, SexistHow To Change Your Oil: How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…
Imagery, Potatoes, Vegan, VegetablesVegan Potatoes: Vegans are evil…
Imagery, MenI'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips: I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.
Cables, Cables, Geeky, Imagery, UsbCables Exist In 4-dimensional Space: Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.
Advertising, Imagery, Rice, Risqué, Sexist, VintageVa-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…: My man likes something unexpected now and then. That’s why I serve him rice.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI Forgot How To Dog: I forgot how to dog
English, Grammar, ImageryGrammar Matters: Two Google searches: One for “how can u” and one for “how can an individual”
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Queue: Sometimes, even dogs have to queue…
Geeky, MusicWhat If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?: What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?
Helpline, Imagery, Phones, YogaYoga Emergency Hotline: Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?
Africa, Apple, Imagery, Ipad, StarvingThinner Than Ever: Thinner than ever.
Animals, Beavers, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Fish, Frogs, Horses, Imagery, Puns, Rabbits, ZebraPunny Animals: Who ever invented the “knock-knock jokes” should get a no-bell prize!
Animals, Cats, Dogs, JokeWoof: How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?
Medical, RisquéBetter Than A Flu Shot: Better than a Flu Shot
Halloween, Imagery, Pumpkins, VegetablesAngry Pumpkin Man: Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!
Food, Imagery, ThymeToo Much Thyme On My Hands: I’ve got way too much tyme on my hands.
Blonde, SexistA Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...: A young brunette goes to the doctor…
PoliticalMerry Christmas & A Happy New Year: Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.
Campervans, Camping, Cars, ImageryNot A Happy Camper: Not a Happy Camper.
Alcohol, Drunk, ImagerySlur In Cursive: When I drink, I don’t slur my words… I speak in cursive.
Bikes, Imagery, PostsHave You Seen This Post?: Have you seen this post? He didn’t.
Animals, ImageryAntique Tables: Made Daily…
Blogs, Grammar, Imagery, SpellingMisspelt Blog Post: You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven’t got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…
Diets, Food, Paleolithic DietPaleolithic Diet: Something’s just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.
Australia, Imagery, Nsw, PolicePoliceman’s Ball: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said “I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.” He said, “NSW Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!
Blonde, Imagery, SexistBlonde Geometry: Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…
Police, RisquéPanties: Policewoman: Anything you say will be taken down!
Art, Imagery, Michelangelo, Paintings, Reenactment, Sistine ChapelMichelangelo: The Re-enactment: A re-enactment of Michelangelo’s famous “The Creation of Adam”.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariBrowsers: Their Differences: The differences between the major web browsers.
Imagery, New Years, ResolutionsNew Year’s Resolutions – Again: New Year’s Resolutions – Again
ImageryTrapped Miners: The first photo of the trapped miners…
Food, Imagery, SexistBut God, She Won’t Even Make Me A Sandwich…: But God, She Won’t Even Make Me a Sandwich…
ImageryPositive For Coke: You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.
Doctors, HospitalsFinding Information In Hospital: A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital…
Imagery, Queensland, WinterI Absolutely Love Winter In Queensland.: I absolutely love winter in queensland. Last year it was a Wednesday.
Engineering, Flowcharts, Geeky, ImageryEngineering Flowchart: Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can’t fix…
Geeky, ImageryCaps Lock: A visual representation of the use of caps lock.
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Clinton, Dear Abby, Dear Abby, Political, RelationshipsDear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…
Imagery, Step Ladders, ToolsStep Ladder: The Troubles of Being a Step Ladder…
Imagery, ShopsBall-type Deodorant: Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it’s for under my arms!
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Sexist, VintagePlease, Dave… Please Don’t Let Me Be Locked Out From You!: Please, Dave… please don’t let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!
Cyclones, Imagery, SupermarketsCyclone Magic Trick: Wanna see a magic trick?
Cartoons, Food, ImageryChocolate Pudding: It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Imagery, SexistAlways Love A Woman For Her Personality: Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
Imagery, Steve IrwinDoesn’t Protect From Harmful Rays: Puts on sunblock. Doesn’t protect from harmful rays.
Batman, Imagery, Superman, WonderwomanIt Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can’t Fly…: It is such a drag when someone in the group can’t fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…
Imagery, PhonesPhone Tails: That’s right dear, our ancestors had tails.
Imagery, WaterThe Deadly Facts About Water: The Deadly Facts about Water
Computer Games, Education, Games, Imagery, Internet, Minecraft, School, TestsMinecraft: Create A Simple Door: Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.
Computers, Geeky, ImagerySpeed Reader: Wow you read that fast! You must be a speed reader!
America, Britain, Political, Queen Elizabeth Ii, Queens, Racist, RoyaltyA MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN: A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerWhat Are We? Browsers!: What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!
Capitalism, Imagery, PoliticalSuffering From Capitalism: Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, Imagery, MethMeth Lab Dog: Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab!
Dating, Imagery, Relationships, SexistAnd Then I Said: And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.
AustraliaText Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.: Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryCat: The Dog Went Missing: Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I’m sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I’m so sad…
Animals, Cats, Egyptians, Hieroglyphics, ImageryAncient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC: Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC
CatsHappy Pussy: A collection of amusing cat pictures.
Imagery, Men, SexistMen Have Feelings Too!: Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.
Imagery, RocksOrders From A Rock: [On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.
JokeExercise - Some Facts: Exercise… some facts.
Imagery, JokeHow Many Alzheimer’s Patients Does It Take?: To get to the other side!
Imagery, RacistYou Must Be A Racist: Oh, you were expecting a white guy?
History, ImageryThe Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s: If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
Animals, Djs, Fishing, Imagery, MusicDrop The Bass: Can’t go fishing, ‘cause I always drop the bass…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHide Yo Kids!: Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!
Roadwork, Shovels, WorkersWe Forgot Our Shovels: A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: “We have a problem.”
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Sweaters, VintageMen Are Better Than Women!: Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don’t go hauling them up a cliff…
Computer Games, Imagery, MarioIt’s A-me, Mario!: Mario emerging from a drainpipe.
Canada, Flutes, Imagery, SignsCanada Has A Serious Epidemic: Protect yourself and others from the flute.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageDormeyer Crying Wives: Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…
Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryCrocodile Lion: An interesting dinnertime story…
Animals, Imagery, SlugsFeeling Sluggish: I’ve been feeling a bit sluggish…
Africa, Animals, Cats, Imagery, Lions, TouristsThe Best Photo Caption: A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned “if she hasn’t… she will soon”.
Redneck, TechnologyTechnology For Country Folk: Technology for Country Folk.
New Zealand, RacistKiwi Air Disaster: New Zealand’s worst air disaster occurred earlier today…
Imagery, RisquéToo Long: Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it!
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryAnimals That Didn’t Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!: Animals that didn’t expect their humans to come home so early!
Computers, Imagery, Passwords, TechnologyNew Password Can’t Be Old Password: Enter password. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong…
Animals, Dieting, DogsPurina Diet: The Purina Pet Food Diet.
Computer Games, Computers, ImageryPlay Outside: It’s a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.
Chinese, Imagery, Newspapers, SubmarinesHiding Submarines: China may be using sea to hide its submarines
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, Star WarsStar Wars: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Communist, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryA Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story: A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
Australia, Games, Imagery, MonopolyAustralian Monopoly: Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.
Imagery, Notices, Paper, SignsPaper Says Yes: Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)
Facebook, InternetFacebook Farm: A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm…
Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyBack-Up: Image of man backing-up with computer.
Imagery, SportHandegg: Football versus Handegg: It’s not football…
Alligators, America, Animals, Australia, Bears, Birds, Crocodiles, Europe, Imagery, Moose, Puma, Rabbits, Sharks, Snakes, SpidersMost Dangerous Animals: How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…
Army, WarAmerican Nun: A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…
Food, Geeky, ImageryLOL For Lunch: Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.
Blonde, Fruit, Ginger, Hair, Imagery, Strawberries, WomenGinger Versus Strawberry Blonde: This is a strawberry. This is ginger…
Animals, Computer Games, Computers, Imagery, SpidersBravery: …in the face of spiders.
Imagery, RisquéDon’t Fall For This: The CIA is trying to steal my…
Alcohol, Australia, Bob Hawke, Imagery, Oxford, PoliticalBob Hawke’s Yard Of Ale: While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that’s just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Dear Abby, Imagery, Motorbikes, Relationships, SexistDear Abby, I’ve Never Written To You Before…: Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…
Imagery, SexistBefore And After...: Before and after marriage…
Geeky, Imagery, RomanceRoses Are #FF0000: Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
Computers, GeekyRandom Number: A simple function to return a random number.
Balloons, Cars, ImageryMissile Balloons: Missile Balloons.
For Sale, Imagery, Posters, PrintersPrinter For Sale: Printer For Sale. Works Terribly.
Animals, Imagery, WhalesThe Hey Whale: The Hey Whale. It defies description.
Boats, Imagery, Rowing, WarRow Row Row Your Boat: Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.
PoliticalPolitically Correct Primer: A politically correct primer.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, SmsCat Facts: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts!
Animals, ImageryUsed Cows: Used Cows for Sale.
Computer Games, Imagery, Microsoft, XboxXbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick: Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…
Alcohol, Holidays, Imagery, WineHoliday Workout: Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.
Animals, Cars, Donkeys, ImageryA BMW Donkey: A BMW donkey. Not much more to be said really.
Cars, Imagery, Time TravelAnnual Meeting Of Time Travellers: Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.
Drugs, Imagery, Meth, R2-d2, Robots, Star WarsMeth: Before & After: Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).
Bacon, ImageryTen Pieces Of Bacon: If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that’s right you’d have a black eye and a bruised hand.
Imagery, Newspapers, TechnologyAll This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial: All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.
Animals, Flamingos, ImageryGarden Flamingo: Garden Flamingo…
Darth Vader, ImageryBreathe Right: Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.
English, GrammarIf Your A Grammar Nazi: If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.
Elderly, Hearing Aids, ImageryExpensive Hearing Aid: A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
Cartoons, ImageryFor A Good Time: For a good time, call…
Imagery, Movies, PiratesHorny Pirate’s Worst Nightmare: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
Facebook, ImageryBe The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.: A post with a poster on it, “Be the first of your friends to like this post”.
Comics, Education, ImageryUnused Diploma.: I’d like to return this. It’s unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.
Animals, Imagery, Internet, RabbitsStop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed: Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?
Geeky, InternetAmusing Chat: Humour from the world of Internet Chat
ImageryWhen You Thought You Ran Over An Animal: When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
Imagery, RisquéAncient Japanese Proverb: Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…
Australia, Doctors, Imagery, SpidersAustralian Spider Bite: That spider bit me… am I going to become spiderman? No. This is Australia, you’re going to die.
Australia, PoliticalCostello’s Reward For Being Loyal: Costello’s reward for being loyal…
America, Animals, Australia, Britain, Cows, India, Irish, PoliticalYou Have Two Cows: The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.
Animated, Flash, Illusion, ImageryIllusions: Warning: May induce epilepsy or cardiac arrest…
Imagery, PiracyPiracy Is Not Theft: Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning.
Explosions, Guns, ImageryTold Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…: Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFree Puppy: Free puppy…
Money, SexistFemale Financial Planning: Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Imagery, Risqué, SupermanSuper Boner: Super-boner: A super problem.
America, Coronavirus, Imagery, Political, Presidents, TrumpInject Yourselves With Disinfectant!: Inject Yourselves with Disinfectant!
Coronavirus, Cruises, Face Masks, Imagery, Sunbathing, SunburnJust Back From Our Cruise. Had A Great Time.: Just back from our cruise. Had a great time.
WorkRejection Response: The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…
Imagery, Motorbikes, RisquéSexy Motorbike: I am not too sure what to say about this…
Alcohol, ImageryAlcohol Research: Bum holding sign “Need Cash for Alcohol Research”.
Animals, Australia, Dropbears, Imagery, KoalasDrop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management: Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don’t become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.
Australia, Imagery, Racist, Tintin, WynnumThe Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum: The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.
Animals, Apples, Cats, Imagery, MathSeven Cats: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
SexistMars Vs. Venus: Mars versus Venus…
Imagery, InternetProcrastination: Have a little look at the Internet…
MedicalSeek And Find You…: I shall seek and find you…
Imagery, WifiWireless Networks: Wireless networks could save your life!
Joke, MathMath Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
Children, Imagery, ParentingAn Angry Child: If she doesn’t put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!
Image, Qut, UniversityQUT: University For The Real World: Will we find intelligent life?
Babies, Court, Imagery, Jail, Judges3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose: 3 years in jail for stealing my nose!
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI See What You Did There: I see what you did there… also, over here…
America, Guns, ImageryHow To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.: How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, KittensNo Sitz: I be here!
Bones, ImageryI Found This Humerus: I found this humerus.
Bathrooms, Coronavirus, Imagery, Public TransportExperts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home: Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home
Redheads, SexistRedheads: How do you get a redhead…
Animals, Imagery, JokeThe World’s Funniest Joke: The World’s Funniest Joke…
Guns, Imagery, ToastToast Toasts Toast?: If guns don’t kill people, people kill people, does that mean…
Food, ImageryWurst Nightmare: Hi. I’m your wurst nightmare.
Comics, ImageryHorton Hears The Who: Horton Hears the Who
RisquéMickey Mouse: One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…
Animals, Fish, Imagery, Love, Romance, SmsAnyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish: Long story short, we’re in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat In A Cat Box: A cat in a Cat box.
Food, Imagery, Pasta, TrucksPasta Truck: A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.
Animals, Gorillas, Imagery, King Kong, Mobiles, Phones, VodafoneNo Signal: The “Vodafone Effect”.
April Fools, Imagery, Pizza, Salad, WorkThis Is How Workplace Violence Starts: This is how workplace violence starts…
Birth Control, Imagery, RisquéEffective Birth Control: The most effective birth control method known to man.
Alcohol, ImagerySlimming Drink: You look so much better after a glass or two!
SexistCIA Assassin: The CIA had an opening for an assassin…
Imagery, RacistHow To Be Black: How to be Black: An Instructional Book.
SexistMen Vs. Women: Men versus women…
Imagery, Masturbation, RisquéI’m Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates: I’m not absolutely certain yet, but I’m starting to think my husband masturbates
SchoolThe History Of The World: The History of the World, as written by the next generation…
Christmas, Christmas Lights, ImageryChristmas Lights: Ditto: Ditto to that…
Animals, Imagery, OctopusesDrunk Octopus Wants To Fight: Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight…
Imagery, MondaysShortest Horror Story: Monday: Shortest horror story: Monday.
Boobs, SexistTen Things Men Know About Women: Ten things men know about women…
Farmers, Imagery, Men, Swimming, WomenThe Clever Old Man: One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…
Children, ParentingWhy Parents Drink: Why parents drink.
Dads, Imagery, Jokes, Phones, SmsSometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward: Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll!
Imagery, TattoosFree Tattoo Removal: Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.
Doorbells, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Doorbell: To ring door bell, connect wires.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Werewolves, WolvesAware Wolf: A werewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. Aware wolf.
Bob Hope, Imagery, Johnny Cash, Kevin Bacon, Steve JobsDon’t Let Kevin Bacon Die: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
Alcohol, ChemistryAlcohol Is A Solution: Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Imagery, MoviesThere Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.: There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.
Accidents, Aeroplanes, Imagery, LuggageClosing Airline Luggage Doors: Closing Airline Luggage Doors.
Illusion, ImageryTwelve Or Thirteen?: Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?
Cars, PoliceSpeed Camera: Speed camera revenge…
Bras, Imagery, New Zealand, Racist, Risqué, SportThe All Blacks Bra: Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.
Guns, ImageryThe Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa: A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.
Bricks, Footpaths, Imagery, OcdOCD Bricks: The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…
ImageryElephant Bone: …just to confuse future archaeologists.
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean 2: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Babies, ImageryWomb Service: Hello, Womb Service? I’d like a double order of hot wings…
Imagery, Joke, Mayans, PredictionsMayan Joke Set-Up: Heh… I’ve just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I’ll fetch a scribe…
Imagery, PhonesJack’s Phone: Why aren’t you answering…?
Imagery, RisquéFlower Porn: Even flowers do it…
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalKevin Rudd’s Ego: Kevin Rudd’s Ego.
Babies, Children, Daycare, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Daycare: Logan Daycare: Just for the whole day
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SausagesBanana Sausage: Banana sausage…
RisquéThe Hypnotist: It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…
Animals, Imagery, RaccoonsGet Well Soon: A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a “get well soon” balloon.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryAchilles’ Heel: You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…
Africa, Animals, Imagery, Lions, SafarisShould I Tell Them I’m Here?: Should I tell them I’m here?
Animals, Cows, Horses, ImageryThis Guy’s An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!: This guy’s an idiot! Quick, take a picture!
Books, Imagery, PhobiasEverything You Wanted To Know About Phobias: Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Notices, Parrots, SignsParrot BBQ: Parrot Lost: Parrot BBQ!
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Eggs: Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…
Animals, Cats, ImageryOn A Roll: Don’t try to stop me… ‘cause I am on a roll.
Cars, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryGamers: The Mentality: Objects in mirror are losing.
Animals, Horses, Imagery, Knights, Monty Python, Riding, TvCouldn’t Find My Coconut Shells.: Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn’t find my coconut shells.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFunny Dog: The longer you look, the funnier it gets!
Animals, Imagery, Languages, Latin, PigsPig Latin: Pig Latin…
Imagery, RisquéAdult Dog Store: A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.
Australia, PoliticalPsalm 2009 – 2012: The First Book of Government.
ImagerySuper Batman: The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!
Children, Imagery, PaintChildren Painting: Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.
Accidents, Animals, Canada, Imagery, Moose, News, TvCanadian News: Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.
GeekySpellcheck Not Needed: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…
ImageryCute Party Trick: Man with finger up nose and out of eye.
Drugs, ImageryToo High: Quick! Grab my hand! I… I can’t! You’re too high! What?
AudioPsychiatric Answering Machine: A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.
Daleks, Doctor Who, Geeky, RobotsWhat Would Robots From The 1960's…: What would robots from 1960’s and 1970’s TV say today with current software installed?
Cars, ImageryPolished My Car Too Much: Polished my car too much, now it’s invisible…
Computers, ImageryAlready Exists: skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.
Balloons, Birthdays, ImageryBalloons Are So Weird…: Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
ImageryApostrophe, Catastrophe: Apostrophe, Catastrophe.
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, TechnologyIPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet: A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5.
ReligiousThe Pope Is Busted: After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo…
Illusion, ImageryThey See Us Rollin’: They See Us Rollin’… We Aren’t…
Books, Imagery, Sexist“Understanding Women” Now Available In Paperback: The book “Understanding Women” is now available in paperback!
Animals, Imagery, RabbitsWhat Rabbits Do: What rabbits do when humans go out…
Imagery, Marriage, Men, WomenMarriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples: Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.
Imagery, SpidersSpider’s Remember: Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.
Credit Cards, Genies, Imagery, Sexist, WomenIrresistible To Women: Make me irresistible to women
Food, ImageryI Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning: I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…
Children, Parenting, SchoolLetter To A Mother / School Report: It is with great happiness that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…
Actors, Famous People, Imagery, Movie Stars, Robert De NiroRobert De Niro, De Faro: First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.
Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéAustralian Condoms: New Zealand runs out of condoms…
Cars, Imagery, Logan, My Family Stickers, Racist, StickersLogan My Family Stickers: Logan My Family Stickers.
Beer, Imagery, RacistHow People From Around The World Open Beer: People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.
Alcohol, Imagery, SexistLet’s Go For A Drink…: Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they’re asked to go for a drink…
Animals, Australia, Emus, WarEmu War: Result: Emu Victory.
Boobs, Elevators, Imagery, RisquéThis Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator: This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.
Cars, Imagery, MosquitosA Mosquito With A Helmet: Mosquitos flying towards a car.
Accidents, Cars, ImageryPass With Care: Pass with care…
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Snow, SnowballsThe Cat & The Snowball: The Cat & the Snowball.
Alcohol, Cooking, Imagery, WineCooking With Wine: I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
Advertising, Cooking, Imagery, Sexist, VintageCook – That’s What Wives Are For!: The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery90’s Gamer: Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90’s…
Imagery, Political, Politicians, Prostitutes, RisquéHonest Politician: Hi! I’m 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest. Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.
☺Notice: Notice is hereby given…
Computers, Geeky, ImageryWhenever I Have To Force Shutdown: Whenever I have to force shutdown.
Epilepsy, Imagery, PostersSeize The Day: Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.
Imagery, MilkLying About Skim Milk: There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.
Illusion, ImageryIllogical Lego: Illogical Lego.
Facebook, Imagery, MoneyHow To Make Money From Facebook: How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to “Account Settings”; 2) Press “Deactivate your account”; 3) Go to work.
Imagery, Israeli, Palestinian, Political, RacistIsraeli Settlers: Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…
Imagery, Risqué, Tape Measures, ToolsBreakdown Of A Man’s Tape Measure Usage: Breakdown of a man’s tape measure usage
Australia, Imagery, Matches, Pauline Hanson, Political, Redheads, RednecksRednecks: Redneck Matches…
Education, Imagery, School, TeachersExplain These Bad Grades: 1969: A child’s parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child’s parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.
Animated, Geeky, Imagery, PhotoshopAdobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working: The realest photography struggle ever…
Alphabet, Doctors, ImageryThe Medical Alphabet: The Medical Alphabet
SexistGuts Or Balls?: We’ve all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
Bikes, Geeky, It, SexistAn IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…: An IT student is walking along with his bike…
Bananas, Food, Imagery, PhonesBanana Phone: It’s a banana phone…
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, Kenya, ZoosMan & Elephant: In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…
Animals, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIt’s A Whale: How do you have any friends…
Australia, Iraq, PoliticalThe Australian Constitution: For Iraq: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…
Animals, JokeThe Dead Rabbit: The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…
Animals, Imagery, PigsBacon Seed: Bacon seed.
Boats, Books, Fishing, Reading, Sexist, WomenNever Argue With A Woman: Never Argue with a Woman…
Imagery, PunsThe Highest Form Of Flattery: Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.
Australia, Cars, Floods, Imagery, MechanicalDunno Mate, Maybe She’s Flooded?: Dunno mate, maybe she’s flooded?
Earth, Imagery, Risqué, Solar SystemDon’t Masturbate: Don’t Masturbate!
Animals, Animated, Giraffes, ImageryHidden Giraffe: If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…
Political, SchoolMath Instruction: At Heathrow Airport today…
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAmazing Hidden Images: Amazing Hidden Images!
Bugs Bunny, Cartoons, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Goofy, Imagery, Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Porky Pig, Road Runner, Tom And Jerry, Wile E CoyoteJust To Make You Feel Really Old: Just to make you feel really old…
Animals, Food, ImageryBoiled Lobster: “I hate the way they scream when you boil them!”
Imagery, Michael Jackson, Performers, SingersMichael Jackson Is Dead: You Can Come Out Now…
Cars, Imagery, Roads, SignsTired? Powernap Now.: Tired? Powernap now.
Alcohol, Beer, Fitness, ImageryI Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?: I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!
Africa, Animals, Bikes, ImageryUpsetting The Food Chain: A zebra on a motorbike…
Apple, Computers, Geeky, Linux, Mac, WindowsHow To Fix Any Computer: A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.
ImageryFingers Move: I think you’re spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…
Animals, Cats, Geeky, ImagerySchrödinger’s Cat: Wanted: Dead & Alive…
Advertising, April Fools, Ikea, Imagery, Product Recalls, ToolsIKEA Product Recall: IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day
Africa, Bus, ImageryDo You Ever Get So Angry…: Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?
ImageryBest Way To Freak Out Your Friends: Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)
ImageryBefore Tweeting: In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.
Brooms, Imagery, Parking, Sexist, Witches, WomenWomen Can’t Park: Who said that women can’t park?
Daughters, Families, Imagery, MothersMum, What’s It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?: Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.
Flash, ImageryVision Test: Vision Test.
Apple, Apples, Computers, Food, Imagery, Laptops, TechnologyMake Your Own Apple Laptop: Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!
Comics, Guns, Hands, ImageryHands In The Air!: Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don’t care!
Animals, Imagery, OttersOtter Nonsense: I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense…
☺How To Make Sure You’re A Normal Person: A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…
Aeroplanes, Buses, Cars, Electricity, Firefighters, Imagery, VaccinesRe-Think Vaccines: Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.
Ice, Imagery, MindpowerMelt Ice With My Mind: I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…
Apple, Computers, Decals, Imagery, Laptops, Mac, Macbook, Stickers, TechnologyCreative Apple MacBook Stickers: A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, RacoonsCat Found: Cat Found. Very aggressive.
Imagery, Odin, PoliticalVote Odin: The left wing said they’d abolish poverty; right wing said they’d abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he’d abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!
America, Capitalist, ImageryIn Capitalist America…: Bank robs you!
Babies, ImageryResisting A Rest: If I refuse to nap… is that resisting a rest?
Risqué, Sexist, ViagraDealing With Hunger Pangs: A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
Imagery, Paper, SignsIs It Me You’re Looking For?: Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
Animals, Penguins, SleepIf Penguins Have Knees: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)
Guitars, Imagery, MusicFree Air Guitars: Christmas Gift Ideas: Free Air Guitars.
Droids, Imagery, Star WarsLook, Sir. Droids!: These are not the droids you are looking for.
ImageryMichael Jackson's Dog: A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson’s dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.
Einstein, Imagery, Phones, TechnologyThe Day Einstein Feared: The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.
Cats, Comics, ImageryPop Out Of Bed: If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters.
Asian, Facebook, Imagery, RacistHumans Of Sunnybank: In Asia culture, it’s important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That’s why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.
Animals, Imagery, RisquéHow To Eat Pussy…: How to eat pussy…
Alarms, Animals, Clocks, Imagery, SpidersAlarm Clock That Releases Spiders: Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you’re up!
Imagery, SignsDon’t Grow Up: Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Imagery, Music, Rock, RocksJust Listening To Some Rock: Just listening to some rock
GeekyIf Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer: If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.
Animals, Imagery, SharksSharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth: Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.
Atoms, Imagery, SignsDo Not Trust Atoms: Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Animals, Imagery, SpidersLet’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don’t Fly.: Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly!
Cars, ImageryCar Alarms: Car alarms: They piss me off!
Beer, Computers, GeekyIf Beer Was Like Operating Systems...: If Beer was like Operating Systems…
RacistAmerican History 101: American History 101
Animals, Bananas, Dogs, Food, ImageryBanana Dogs: Banana Dogs.
Australia, Imagery, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalWhere Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?: [Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
ImagerySpring Is Just Around The Corner: Finally… Spring is just around the corner.
Accidents, Cars, ImagerySorry: A Bus Accident: Sorry: A Bus Accident
ImageryHoliday House: The Holiday House
Stress, WorkStress Management: A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
RisquéSanta’s Stressful Christmas: Santa’s Stressful Christmas
Animals, Harry Potter, Horses, ImageryWingardium Levi-horse-a: Wingardium levi-horse-a!
Imagery, Risqué, SexistThe Lift: A man and woman meet outside an elevator door…
Hammer, ImageryStop! Hammer Time: Stop! Hammer Time!
Animals, Dogs, Driving, Imagery, SexistDog Decides Better Driver: My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.
Cars, Computer Games, ImageryLegend Of Zelda: A legend… of Zelda.
☺Out Of Breath: Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
Animals, Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsEmo Bunny: Emo bunny: No one ever understands him
Arthur C Clarke, Astrology, QuotationsI Don’t Believe In Astrology: I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.
JokesToday Is Sunday: Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you’ll get another Sunday…
Imagery, MoviesTitanic Ice Bucket Challenge: Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: “I accept your ice water challenge”.
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: PATR TOO: HAMLET: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Computers, GeekyMessage From Your IT Deptartment: Message from your IT Deptartment…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Ugly Whore: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Animals, RisquéThe Lone Ranger: The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…
Alcohol, Animated, Fire, Imagery, Racist, Russia, SneezingIn Russia People Sneeze Fire: In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.
Australia, Football, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SportWell, I Guess We’ll Beheading Home Now: Well, I guess we’ll beheading home now…
Browsers, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, WindowsFirefox Has Encountered…: …an unexpected problem with Windows.
ImageryWill Not Load Fully: This picture will not load fully!
Australia, Cricket, Imagery, VideoHow Cricket Looks To Most People: How Cricket Looks to Most People.
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t: Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET
Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéKiwi Condoms: Australia runs out of condoms…
Beer, ImagerySix Die In Horror Smash: Six Die in Horror Smash.
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistDream Girl: Girl on beach with six breasts.
Air Force, Fighter Jets, Imagery, Jets, NavyWrong Button: Fighter jet hits the wrong button.
Fonts, Imagery, Running, Sport, Usain BoltUsain Bold, Usain Italic: Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.
ImageryMissed You...: Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption “When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME”
Geeky, ItHow To Please Your IT Department: How to please your IT department.
America, Animated, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalThanks, Obama: Thanks, Obama.
Football, Relationships, Sexist, SportThe Loving Husband: A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…
Cars, ImageryAbove The Law Like A Boss: Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal This Opening: I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.
Imagery, RisquéSave Paper: Save paper…
ImageryTechnically Correct: …but still wrong.
Fire, ImageryFire Distinguisher: Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that’s fire…
Cats, Imagery, MailboxesMailman Jumped 15 Feet: Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.
Jokes, Punography, PunsPunography: I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…
Aboriginal, Australia, Gay, RacistAboriginal Jobs: At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…
Animals, Cats, ImageryI’m Glad You’re Up: I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.
Australia, Cars, Ghosts, Pub, Storm, SupernaturalA True Australian Ghost Story: This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s (supposedly) true.
Animals, Cats, ImageryPlease Don’t Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!: Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Animals, Australia, Cats, Horse Racing, Horses, Imagery, Jockeys, Melbourne Cup, SportMelbourne Cup Cat Horse: Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.
English, ImageryLike If You Can Raed Tihs: Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.
Cartoons, Comics, Imagery, MoviesThe Bat Cave: The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!
InternetMoronic Email Scam: Nigerian spam…
Political, RacistLetter To America: Letter to America
Advertising, Boats, Imagery, Oceans, Oxi-clean, ShipsThe Power Of Oxi-Clean: The Power of Oxi-Clean.
Advertising, ImageryColgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign: Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat Bag: It’s a cat bag. Not too sure what else to say about this…
Imagery…and So It Was.: It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!
Drugs, Homophobia, Imagery, Marijuana, MedicalMedical Marijuana: What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?
Grammar, Imagery, TomorrowTomorrow (noun): Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
☺The Fellowship Of The Ring: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Animals, Imagery, SealsThe Seal Of Approval: The Seal of Approval…
ImageryEmoticons: Lots of emoticons…
Cars, Imagery, TrucksDriver Is Fully Naked: Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.
Books, ImageryScary Campfire Stories: Book Style: And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!
Blackjack, Cards, Games, ImageryBlack Jack Black: Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.
Imagery, Iphone, Nokia, PhonesNokia Versus The IPhone: The strongest phones ever!
Computers, Geeky, It, Technology101 Things You Do Not Want...: 101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.
Imagery, Signs, SpringSpring Is Here. I’m So Excited I Wet My Plants!: Spring is here. I’m so excited I wet my plants!
Imagery, TvThinking Outside The Square: A sideways television.
Highway Patrol, Police, Speeding, WorkcoverSweet Justice: Workcover versus the police…
Adobe, Geeky, Imagery, UpdatesAdobe Updates: I don’t always have an update…
Animals, Birds, Imagery, SeagullsSomebody Come Look At This: Somebody Come Look at This
Advertising, Cigarettes, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, VintageBlow In Her Face: Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
Business Cards, ImageryYou Have A Nice… Business Card: A business card: “You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.
Geeky, Imagery, MeditationGeek Meditation Session: In your mind’s browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…
Illusion, ImageryThe Angry/Calm Illusion: The Angry/Calm Illusion.
Cars, Imagery, MoviesDiesel: Hey, wanna know what I put in my car?
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéBoob Staring: Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.
☺The World’s Shortest Books: The World’s Shortest Books
Comedians, Comedy, Grammar, Hitler, Imagery, JapanOne Thing Led To Another: I hate when you’re reading something and you come across the phrase “one thing led to another”
Brisbane, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WoodridgeSimba & Woodridge: But what about that shadowy place?
Imagery, SexistHusband Glasses: I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.
Animals, DogsTalking Dog For Sale: A man sees a sign outside a house – “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Imagery, LoveThis Summarises My Love Life: This summarises my love life. I’m the guy in blue…
Daleks, Dr Who, Food, Garlic, Imagery, TvGarlek: Garlek.
Religious, RisquéSisters Of St Francis: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…
Cars, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Imagery, PetrolExpecto Petroleum!: Expecto Petroleum!
PoliticalOrdering Pizza In The Year 2025: Ordering pizza in the year 2025…
Imagery, Psychotherapists, TherapyHappy People: If you don’t see happy people, you need therapy!
Animals, Geckos, Trumpets, TrustYou Know What Doesn’t Grow Back, Susan? Trust!: You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan? Trust!
SexistA Woman’s Wish: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…
Communist, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, SoftwareCommunist Traitor: It looks like you’re a Communist traitor…
Batman, Imagery, WikileaksWikileaks: Bruce Wayne!
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Missing Posters, Paper, Pigeons, PostersHave You Seen This Bird?: I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.
Emoji, Imagery, Phones, SmsEmoji: Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Owls, RegretsRegrets: I stay up late every night, and realise it’s a bad idea every morning.
Imagery, Real EstateLaminated Room: List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.
Aliens, ImageryFunniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen: Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen.
Babies, ImageryDraw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby: Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.
Advertising, Billboards, ImageryThere Are Two Rules For Success: There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…
Beds, Hotels, Imagery, Phones, SheetsAlways Leave Your Hotel Room Like This: Always leave your hotel room like this
Drink, Food, ImageryThings To Eat And Drink In Public: Things to eat and drink in public.
Birds, Imagery, WifiHe’s Got Wifi: Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.
Animals, Boats, Fish, Fishing, ImageryGive A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day: Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasI Love You Zebra: Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SnakesLong Dogs: A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…
Imagery, ReligiousBelieve In Reincarnation: Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.
Advertising, Cocaine, Drugs, Imagery, Toothache, VintageCocaine Toothache Drops: Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.
Facebook, Imagery, NewspapersReal Life Facebook: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, Rock And RollChook Heavy Metal Guitarist: A heavy metal guitarist chicken
English, GrammarEnglish: Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.
☺Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…: Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6: Bend It Like Beckham: iPhone 6: Bend it like Beckham.
Imagery, WorkNothing To Do: In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.
America, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalBarack Obama: What I Actually Do: Barack Obama: What I actually do.
Al Qaeda, Bin Laden, Imagery, Political, TerrorismI Usually Get 9/11: I don’t always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.
Beer, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Predictions2 Mayan Guys: [2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.
Cake, Ikea, ImageryHappy 25th Birthday IKEA!: Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your cake
Food, ImageryBreakfast Alive: What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?
Animals, Antelopes, ImageryDid You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?: Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Geeky, Imagery, InternetSlashdot For Dummies: Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!
Driving, Sexist, WomenDamn Women Drivers: This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…
Calendars, Comics, Imagery, MayansThe Mayan Calendar: I only had enough room to go up to 2012…
Crime, Police, ShootingThe Floor Is Still Wet: I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…
Facebook, ImageryI Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…: I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.
Flowcharts, Imagery, SexistHow To Argue With A Woman: A flowchart.
Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryReality: Worst game ever.
Alice In Wonderland, Imagery, Movies, SexistUltimate Chick Flick: Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes
Imagery, WorkMeetings: The practical alternative to work.
Joke, RisquéJam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!: Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!
America, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Obama, Political, PredictionsThe Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed: At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.
Imagery, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, SnickersKim, Eat A Snickers: Kim Jong-un: I’m going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you’re hungry. Better? Kim: Better.
Alcohol, Beer, Imagery, WineIn Wine There Is Truth: In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.
English, WordsWhat Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Fish, ImageryThe Swordfish: The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
RisquéTest Your Subconscious: This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…
Imagery, Jokes, ScrabbleScrabble Jokes: I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.
Facebook, Imagery, RisquéFacebook Sex: Taking status updates too far.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageHappier With A Hoover: Christmas morning she’ll be happier with a Hoover.
Australia, Imagery, Nrl, Nsw, Qld, Rugby, SportNSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.: NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.
Children, Parenting, SportChild Beating: A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…
ImagerySuperman’s Social Network Nightmare: Superman’s Social Network Nightmare.
Banks, ImageryI Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…: I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…
☺Got To Love Drunk People: >A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…
Advertising, Imagery, Men, Sexist, SignsThis Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…: This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won’t.
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal The Deal: What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
Risqué, SexKeep Your Mouth Shut: If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
Autocorrect, Imagery, Iphone, SmsBroken Penis: I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
Imagery, Music, Musical Instruments, Sex, Violence, ViolinsSax And Violins: Warning: This image contains sax and violins. Viewer discretion is advised.
Animals, Animated, Imagery, PenguinsPenguin Falls: Penguin falling on ice.
Animals, Cars, Cows, Drunk, ImageryDrunk Cows: Drunk Cows: Bruce you are drunk.
Imagery, Topgear, TvIs There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?: Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Mayans, PredictionsWorst Apocalypse Ever: [A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] “Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever.”
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFridge Magnets: Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Fire, Fire Extinguishers, ImageryFire Extinguisher Fire: Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?
WorkMergers: Amusing mergers.
Artists, Justin Bieber, MusiciansDear Justin Bieber Haters: I owe my life to Justin Bieber…
Cars, Imagery, PetrolThe Bank Account Gas Ratio: The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.
Imagery, PhotographyOlympus Fights Back: Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus
Animals, Cats, ImageryDid You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?: Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?
Books, ImageryRead Your Book Case: A bookcase worth reading.
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Microsoft OfficeMicrosoft Office Suite Pass Key: Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?
Diving, Imagery, Sharks, Sign LanguageA Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.: Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.
America, Australia, Birds, Horror Movies, Imagery, MagpiesAustralian Horror Story: American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story
Imagery, Tools, Work, ZombiesIn Case Of Zombies: In case of zombies… or yard work…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: There’s Something About Osmethne: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
ImageryProof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go: Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.
Animals, Computer Games, Games, Imagery, PhonesAngry Birds: Angry Birds attend Anger Management.
Animals, Irish, RacistIrish Pets: Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyCombo Hit: Streetfighter Style: Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
Imagery, ToiletsPeeing: Expert Mode: Peeing: Expert Mode
Animals, Bunnies, Chocolate, Easter, Food, Imagery, RabbitsEaster Bunnies: Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?
Alcohol, Goon, Imagery, Logan, Police, RacistLargest Goon Bust In Logan’s History: Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan’s history. With an estimated street value of $39.
Animals, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Mice, Risqué, SexHow Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Imagery, Jokes, Paper, Puns, SignsTearable Puns: These are tearable puns.
Fans, Metal, MusicMetal Fan: What kind of music do you like? I am a huge metal fan. Me too!
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Mac, WindowsCan Your Mac Do This?: Can your Mac do this? I don’t think so…
Food, Imagery, RisquéCarrot Love: When carrots get kinky…
Art, Geeky, ImageryNational Portrait Gallery: National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Phones, Religious, Steve JobsI Have An APP For That!: Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.
Crocs, Friday The 13th, Imagery, Jason Voorhees, Movies, ShoesJason Voorhees Gets Crocs: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.
Imagery, Toilet PaperToilet Paper: A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…
☺The Poodle And The Leopard: Experience trumps youth.
Animals, Imagery, RacoonsOh… Hi… Umm… Meow?: Oh… hi… Umm… meow?
Flash, ImagerySteady Hand – A Game Of Skill: A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…
Imagery**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven: **** I forgot to turn off the oven.
☺Foot Smart: See if you can outsmart your foot…
Cpr, First Aid, Imagery, SchoolCPR Diagram: You’re next!
Imagery, RisquéJelly Orgy: A jelly orgy.
Animals, Books, Dolphins, Imagery, LibrariesTo Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth: 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.
Bogans, Imagery, Iphone, SpeakersBogan Bass: Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.
Acid, Animals, Cats, Cocaine, Coffee, Drugs, Heroin, Imagery, Marijuana, Mushrooms, Shrooms, WeedDrug Cats: An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…
Imagery, TeaMr. Tea: Mr. Tea the teapot.
Flying, Imagery, SportFlying – Because Golf Only Takes One Ball: Flying – because softball, baseball, football, basketball, soccer, bowling and golf only take one ball.
PilotsBlind Pilots: You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…
ImageryAwkward Moment: The awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.
Cling-wrap, Imagery, WorkCling-wrap Fun: Cling-wrap fun.
SexistEvening Classes For Men: Instructive evening classes for men…
Animated, ImageryWait!: Wait…
America, Imagery, Political, SpyingMy Computer Hard Drive Crashed. NSA Won’t Send Me Their Backup Copy.: My computer hard drive crashed. NSA won’t send me their backup copy.
Food, ImageryThrowing People: A tomato’s fear.
Australia, Chillis, Food, Racist, TexasAn Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…: An Australian chilli tester in Texas…
Advertising, Imagery, Skype, VintageSkype: Vintage Skype advert.
Biology, Imagery, MathBiology, Multiplication And Division: Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…
English, Etymology, Imagery, Languages, SpanishEntero Somewhere Elso: English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, Seatbelts, SexistNew Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!: A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.
Animals, Animated, Bananas, Cats, ImageryCat & Banana: The cat and the banana.
Sexist, WorkDon’t Copy If You Can’t Paste: Don’t copy if you can’t paste…
Jokes, RisquéWhere Is Amanda’s Husband?: Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…
Bmw, Cars, Imagery, WorkBrand New BMW: The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…
Canada, Imagery, NoticesCanadian Security: Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.
Imagery, ScissorsI Run With Scissors: I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.
Imagery, UniversityUniversity Website: Things on the front page of a university website.
ImageryBird Flu: I’m not worried about this bird flu…
Canada, Etiquette, ImageryHolding Doors: Holding Doors: A Question of Distance.
ImageryMcDonald’s Reaches Africa: McDonald’s reaches Africa.
Animals, Drugs, Imagery, RabbitsHigh Rabbits: Two rabbits getting high on marijuana.
PhrasesWhen Someone Yells “STOP”…: When someone yells “STOP”, I never know if it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…
Imagery, PoliticalThailand Has The Largest Mormon Population: Did you know Thailand has the largest Mormon population in Africa?
Beer, ChartsBeer Troubleshooting Chart: Beer Troubleshooting Chart.
Imagery, Psychotherapists, SignsPsycho The Rapist: Psycho the Rapist It’s one word George!
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Little Hand: I wish you could give me a little hand…
Android, Galaxy Note, Imagery, Phones, Samsung, TechnologyBattery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.: In what is perhaps one of the more stupid “features” on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying “Battery fully charged. Unplug charger.” As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.
Illusion, ImageryAfterburn - Whom Do You See?: Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…
Flies, Ipad, NewspapersModern Newspapers: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…
Computers, Geeky, ItStar Trek TNG Meets Microsoft: Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…
Imagery, Sexist, TalkingWomen Use About 30,000 Words A Day: Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?
Animals, Bananas, Birds, Food, Imagery, ParrotsBanana Parrot Terrorism: A parrot eating bananas.
Cars, Imagery, MessagesThe 710 Cap: Hun I have a problem in my car…
Animated, ImageryA Teaser: You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…
Imagery, Movies, Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars, Terrorism, World Trade CentreThese Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People: Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: “These blast points… too accurate for sand people”.
Imagery, Reincarnation, WoodReincarnation Gone Horribly Wrong: Reincarnation gone horribly wrong
AudioTelstra Customer Service: An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.
Children, Cleaning, Imagery, MopsStupid Child Efficiency Mop: Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.
Alcohol, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: File Missing: Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
Homeless, SexistSledgehammer Psychology: A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…
Computers, GeekyOperating System Airlines: Operating System Airlines.
Illusion, ImageryMoving Illusion: A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.
DrugsGranny LSD: Boy asks his Granny, “Have you seen my pills labelled ‘LSD’?”
Animals, ImageryWhat Animals Dream...: What animals dream.
Imagery, RacistHas One Night Stand: Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Ruined My Life: Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.
Animals, Australia, Dangerous, ImageryDangerous Australia: It’s no wonder we all live here…
Apple, Imagery, Ipad, Portal, Technology, ValveValve’s “Portal”, As An IPad Decoration.: Valve’s “Portal”, as an iPad decoration.
Marriage, Religious, Sexist, WivesGood & Obedient Wives: And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…
Imagery, Jobs, WorkThings Don’t Really Change: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Geeky, ImageryDrowning, LOL!: If you see someone drowning… LOL!
Campbell Newman, Imagery, Political, QueenslandCampbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me: [Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…
ImageryHard To Pay Fine: Touching wires causes instant death…
All Your Base, Geeky, Imagery, InternetAll Your Base...: All your base are belong to us.
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Lotr, PizzaBrace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.: Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.
Geeky, InternetUsing AOL? Mind If We LOL?: Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?
Guns, ImageryCrayon Gun: A fantastic gun made from many every-day items.
PoliticalScientific Breakthrough – Governmentium: A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
Boats, Burials, Cemetries, Funerals, Imagery, SexistBoat Funeral: A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, SexistXBOX Girlfriend: A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…
Geeky, ItDeclaration Of A Software Professional: Declaration of a Software Professional.
Imagery, Livestream, Nature, TechnologyLive Stream: Can I call you back? I’m watching a live stream…
Australia, Brisbane, Computer Games, Explosions, Guns, Imagery, PoliceBrisbane, GTA Style: Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.
Imagery, MotivationalSomeone Out There Cares: I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
Bananas, Chris Brown, Food, Imagery, RihannaChris Brown & Rihanna Bananas: I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.
Imagery, Paper, Plants, TreesIrony: Drawing Trees On Paper: Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
America, Guns, RacistWhat Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?: You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…
Animals, ImageryNot Allowed: When a dog is all out of luck.
Imagery, Jobs, Pie Charts, Statistics, WorkChance Of Keeping Your Job If You’re Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time: Chance of keeping your job if you’re wrong more than 75% of the time.
Imagery, Nigerians, Racist, ScamsRich Nigerians: Nigerian man dies and authorities find billion in his apartment…
Christian, Imagery, Jewish, Muslim, RacistAn Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…: An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…
SexistMen Are Like...: Men are like…
Accidents, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WindowsLogan Repair: Another quality repair job by Logan City Council.
Cars, Gardens, ImageryMajor Tom’s Ground Control: Major Tom’s Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.
Imagery, RocksMy Pet Rock Ran Away: My Pet Rock Ran Away…
Animals, Cats, Glasses, ImageryBut These Are For Girls: But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
Cars, Imagery, RacingTimes Were Tough Before The GoPro: Times were tough before the GoPro…
Afghanistan, RacistInvestment Opportunity: Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.
WorkHow To Get A Day Off Work: How to get time off in the public service…
Imagery, PoliticalMad Magazine’s Boy Grows Up: The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.
Bananas, Food, Hats, ImageryBanana Hat: Banana hat…
SexistPerfect Riddle: Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…
Cars, Imagery, StickersF It: F-it
☺100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain: World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really…
Imagery, Risqué, SignsPlease Use Finger: Pen is broken - please use finger.
Children, Dating, Imagery, Internet, RisquéLittle Kid Lover: I’m signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. “Little Kid Lover”, that way people will know where my priorities are at.
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Religious, Steve JobsHe’s Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…: Moses, meet Steve. He’s gonna upgrade your tablets…
Bananas, Cars, Food, ImageryGet In The Banana: No time to explain. Get in the banana!
Animals, Imagery, Johnny Depp, Movie Stars, SpidersI’m Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp: Research shows that if you’re afraid of spiders, you’re more likely to find one in your bedroom. I’m really afraid of Johnny Depp.
ImageryTimes Have Changed: An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system
Imagery, Self-help, SexSex Maniac: Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…
Betas, Bugs, Calendars, Cartoons, Imagery, MayansMayan’s Beta Calendar Bug: …to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that’s just a temporary problem in the beta version!
InvisibleYou Can See Me?: Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, “you can see me?”
Imagery, SocksThe Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Bananas, Food, Imagery, ZucchinisGreen Banana: Green banana…
Advertising, Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, VintageSabrina Projects: Sabrina demonstrates the world’s finest projection equipment…
ImageryMarketing: Marketing…
America, RacistAmerican State Mottos: American State Mottos…
GrammarI. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.: I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
England, Imagery, UkAnarchy In The UK: Would you like some tea?
Cars, Imagery, Italy, Racist, Risqué25 Year Old Escort: But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, “Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!”
Food, Imagery, WorkKikkoman When He’s Down: Your boss called to say you’re fired. So I bought your favourite soy sauce…
Geeky, InternetDiary Of An AOL Luser: Diary of an AOL Luser.
Hats, Imagery, SportYou Can’t Beat Stupid…: I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…
Cycling, Drugs, SportI Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong: I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.
Coronavirus, Hands, Hand Washing, Imagery, WashingRemember To Wash Your Hands!: My drawing is not great but please remember to wash your hands. Stay safe guys!
Imagery, RisquéPull Out & Save: Save up to $600!
Imagery, NinjasNinja Exit: Ninja Exit Only
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, Nokia, PhonesIPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310: iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?
Jokes, Pool, Puns, Sport, TreesWhat’s Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?: What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Exams, Imagery, Signs, University, UqIn Class Vs. In Your Exam: In class vs. in your exam.
Computers, Geeky, ItComputer Quotes: Computer quotes.
Animals, ImageryGeneral Hierarchical Management Structure: I’ve never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.
Dyslexia, Imagery, Sex, Shirts, TshirtsI Have Sex Daily: I have sex daily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk.
Emergency, Imagery, Out Of OrderEmergency: Out Of Order: Please do not have an emergency!
Children, Parenting, Risqué“Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?”: Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?
Bankruptcy, Divorce, Imagery, LiquorBankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor: Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor.
Chess, Feminists, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHow To Play Chess: How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.
Geeky, ImageryIPad Stone: iPad versus a stone.
ImageryBribing Santa: Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
Ice Cream, ImageryI Scream Cone: I Scream Cone.
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, MsnMSN Shuts Down: We reminisce about “the good old days” of MSN…
Imagery, SexistHow Could You Be So Insensitive?: How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person’s perspective.
Bras, Imagery, UnderwearSupport Bras: Supportive support bras…
Boats, Fishing, Imagery, Logan, RacistFishing, Logan Style: Fishing, Logan Style.
Beer, Geeky, Imagery, WorkUltimate Camouflage: An office beer fridge…
PoliticalLabel Instructions: French Label Instructions
Animals, Imagery, LlamasGet In The Llama: No time to explain! Get in the llama…
Animals, Giraffes, Imagery, SpidersGiraffe Spider: A giraffe spots a spider…
Awards, Imagery, Jobs, Roads, WorkThe Winner Of The “Not My Job” Award: The Winner of the “Not My Job” Award goes to…
Drugs, Food, ImageryEminem Drug Bust: Eminem Drug Bust.
Buses, ImageryGo Home Bus, You’re Drunk!: Go home bus, you’re drunk!
Beer, SexistA Beer Before It Starts: A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”…
Imagery, RisquéThe Exact Spot My Zipper Broke: The exact spot my zipper broke.
Computers, ImageryInsert Disk Two: Please insert disk two.
Animals, Animated, ImageryLesson Of The Day: You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…
Facebook, ImageryFacebook Illusion: Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!
Animals, Cows, ImageryA Cow Getting A Back Scratch: A cow getting a back scratch.
America, Bear Arms, Constitution, Democracy, Imagery, Second AmendmentThe Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms: The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.
Imagery, RelationshipsA Woman Hid Under The Bed: To see her husband’s reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: “I left, I’m not coming back.” Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: “I’m going now. The other nut’s gone. I’m on my way, remember I love you so much” He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote… “I can see your feet. I went for bread. Stop being retarded and make dinner…”
Game Shows, TvAmusing Hollywood Squares Answers: Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.
ImageryFight Apathy: …or don’t.
Imagery, SignsAlways Give 100%: Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
ImagerySteady Hand – The Results: Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)
Bottles, Imagery, Messages, UsbModern Day Message In A Bottle: A USB stick in a bottle lying on the beach.
Cars, ReligiousRoad Rage: Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it…
Clippit, Imagery, Microsoft, Office, Paperclips, WorkIt Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?: Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryDear Dog: Dear Dog… a letter from the cat.
ImageryHow To Be Green: A boardgame: How to be Green…
Hunger Games, Imagery, Katniss Everdeen, Kristen Stewart, Movies, Movie Stars, Smiling, TwilightKristen Stewart Smiles: I don’t always smile, but when I do, I don’t.
Facebook, Imagery, Sexist, Sport, VolleyballLadies Beach Volleyball: Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there’s already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.
Australia, New Zealand, RacistKiwi Pig Sheep: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…
English, GrammarParaprosdokians: Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
Centrelink, Imagery, WineDrinking A Nice Wine: Drinking a nice wine while listening to classical music…
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TrucksThe Road To Success: On the road to success, there are no shortcuts…
PoliticalAbbott And Costello Go To Washington: Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.
Coolers, Imagery, SexistIf A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will: If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.
Chinese, Imagery, Racist, Tattoos, WomenIf Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…: If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…
EnglishThe Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy: The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.
Racist, RedneckA Redneck Love Poem: Susie Lee done fell in love…
France, Imagery, North Korea, RacistFrance Surrenders To North Korea: France surrenders to North Korea
Australia, Bbq, Cooking, Food, SexistBarbecue Etiquette: Aussie Barbecue Season.
Animals, Australia, Birds, Dingoes, Dolphins, Fish, Galahs, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Parrots, Penguins, Snakes, Toads, TurtlesAccurate Animal Names: Australian Edition: Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
Blonde, Cars, SexistBlondeStar: What to do when you’re locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…
Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Pie ChartsTime Breakdown Of Modern Web Design: The breakdown of modern web design.
Marriage, SexistSecrets To A Happy Marriage: Secrets to a Happy Marriage…
Illusion, ImageryWhat Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?: One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.
Animals, ImageryJust Checking: “Just doing a spot-check to see what you’re doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!” The expression on this ostrich’s face is excellent.
Bathrooms, Imagery, SignsYou Look Fine: Instead of a mirror, a sign “you look fine”.
Animals, Imagery, RisquéOld Style Birth Control: Old Style Birth Control.
Boobs, Bsod, Computers, Fashion, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Sexist, Shirts, Windows, WomenI Love My BSOD: Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.
Animated, ImagerySpiderman: If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber…
Canada, RacistAn Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…: An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…
ImageryWhy Women Live Longer Than Men: Genetics - Why women live longer than men.
Fonts, Imagery, TypographyBe Bold: Be bold or italic. Never regular.
ImageryAll Images: All Images
Animals, Bears, Imagery, PenguinsDo One Brave Thing Today: Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!
Animated, Fighting, Imagery, WweThrown Out Of The Ring: Thrown out of the Ring.
Germany, LoveTell Someone You Love Them Today: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
ReligiousThe Atheist & The Bear: The Atheist and the Religious Bear
Animals, Fish, Girls, ImagerySaved A Fish From Drowning: Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.
Imagery, Keith Urban, MusiciansKeith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid: Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..
Geeky, InternetCannot Find The Damn File: Cannot find the damn file…
ImageryPolice Station Toilet Stolen: Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
Animals, Chickens, Eggs, Imagery, SignsBoneless Chicken: Boneless Chicken
Bikes, Brisbane, Citycycle, Imagery, UnicyclesFrom The Minds Who Brought You CityCycle — UniCycle.: From the minds who brought you CityCycle — UniCycle. Brisbane’s brightest idea yet.
Computers, Geeky, ImageryKeyboards: Amusing Keyboards
Feminists, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Sexist, WomenHow Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything!
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy, TechnologyApple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield: A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.
Imagery, StoneNothing Is Written In Stone: Nothing is Written in Stone…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: ROMEO+JULIET: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Imagery, SmsBack From The Dead: Woo, it’s me! Back from the dead!
Australia, Coronavirus, Political, Politicians, Scott MorrisonConfirmed Case Of Corona: Hey babe, just thought you should know there’s a confirmed case of corona in our neighbourhood…
Food, Imagery, TurkeyRoast Turkey With A Doll Head: I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…
Ballerinas, Imagery, WomenFreshly Washed Ballerinas: Freshly washed ballerinas.
Animals, Imagery, TurtlesYou’ll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle: You’ll never be as happy as this turtle.
ImagerySmile: Smile…
Animals, Animated, Australia, Emus, Imagery, KangaroosKangaroo Kicks Boy: A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.
Crocs, Imagery, Shoes, WeddingsWedding Crocs: Wedding Crocs.
ImageryLegoland Will Never Be The Same...: Legoland will never be the same…
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios6, TransportApple IOS6 Maps: For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.
Animated, Illusion, Imagery, Impossible Triangle, Penrose TrianglePenrose Triangle: Penrose Triangle Animation.
Imagery, Math, SchoolI’ll Just Be A Stripper.: Screw this: I’ll just be a stripper.
America, Congress, Imagery, It Crowd, PoliticalCongress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?: Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?
ImageryButtons: Lots of buttons…
Earth, ImageryHeld Hands Around The Equator: If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.
Illusion, ImageryConfused Carpentry: A Carpenter’s Nightmare.
Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Romance, SmsThe Modern Day Romantic: Goodnight my beautiful girl I’m so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3
Balls, Illusion, ImageryAll The Balls Are The Same Colour!: All the balls are the same colour — and that colour is brown
ImageryMartha Stewart’s New Digs: Martha Stewart’s New Digs
Advertising, Babies, Beer, Imagery, Mothers, VintageHow Mother And Baby “Picked Up”: Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby “Picked Up”.
Bananas, Fruit, ImageryAppealing Attire: I find this attire… appeeling.
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryHow To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart: It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Dog Named Stay: I bought a dog once. Named him ‘Stay’…
ImageryI See Dumb People: I see dumb people… They are everywhere!
Animals, Imagery, LlamaA Shaved Llama: A shaved Llama
Imagery, Risqué, SexSex Tape: I made a sex tape. Shhh!
Geeky, ImageryOhm: …ohm.
Animals, Bears, Cartoons, Imagery, PigsJackass Piglet: Hi, my name’s piglet and this is Jackass.
Board Games, Games, ImageryGroup Therapy: …is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.
Imagery, ToiletsWalked Into A Public Bathroom: Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard “hello?”
Cars, ImageryHome Mechanics: Home Mechanics and their cars.
Imagery, Logan, Racist, RisquéIn Logan: Meanwhile… in Logan…
Girls, Imagery, WorkForgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her: I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.
Food, ImageryLittle Green Balls Of Death: Little Green Balls of Death
Animals, Imagery, Seals, SharksDo Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!: Do not consume if seal is broken!
Imagery, SexistDifference Between Men And Women: The difference between men and women…
Imagery, SexistEscape From The Kitchen: You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
AlcoholCalm Living: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, Imagery, TurtlesTurtle Cavalry: Onward, alligator steed!
Imagery, Jail, Logan, RacistI’m From Logan: I killed a man. You? I’m from Logan.
Geeky, ImageryDied: …from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.
America, Imagery, RacistAmerican Measures: American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, RisquéBitches & Hose: Having so much fun…
Animals, Cats, Godzilla, Imagery, KittensGodzilla Kitten: Terrifyingly cute…
Animals, Birds, Crows, Imagery, TrucksCrows Killed By Trucks: Why are so many crows killed by trucks?
Imagery, Police, ProtestsPolice & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants: Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…
English, ImageryMissing The Point: Missing the point
Animals, ImageryHow Dishwashers Really Work: How dishwashers really work…
BabiesA Baby’s Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You’ll Ever Hear: A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 3 AM, you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.
GeekyHuman Hotfix: Hotfix Patch for Humans released.
Books, Imagery, Racist, ShopsWong Fook Hing Book Store: If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
WorkExecutive Test: The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional”…
GeekyUnusual EBay Feedback: A+++! Would read this amusing page again…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Poo Bin: If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.
Africa, Animals, Imagery, MoviesThe Lion King: Proof At Last: Pumbaa & Timon…
Art, Imagery, RenaissanceYou Weren’t Even Listening Just Now, Were You?: You weren’t even listening just now, were you? What a weird way to start a conversation.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryJust Being A Cat: Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus’ bein’ a cat.
Political, RisquéHillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…: Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Coronavirus, Imagery, Video Conferencing, Work, ZoomCoronavirus Zoom Conference: Zoom Conference: Can everyone hear me?
Animals, Imagery, KangaroosI Said Be Quiet! Don’t Make Me Come In There!: I said be quiet! Don’t make me come in there!
Beer, Imagery, SexistYou Never Listen To Me…: You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!
Imagery, Money, Monopoly, StrippersMonopoly Money For Fake Boobs: I think it’s only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
Imagery, Ipad, IphoneFree IPhone To IPad Upgrade: Free iPhone to iPad Upgrade
Dinosaurs, Imagery, Political, SpyingIf You’re Not Doing Anything Wrong, You Shouldn’t Have Anything To Hide: The government says “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.” If that is true, shouldn’t the government declassify everything?
Africa, Imagery, RacistEvery 60 Seconds In Africa: Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.
Imagery, Mexico, RacistMexico’s National Sport: What is Mexico’s national sport? Cross country.
Guns, Imagery, Mp3, Mp4, Mp5Well, That Escalated Quickly: Well, that escalated quickly.
Cars, Drugs, Imagery, PoliceHow High Are You?: How High Are You? No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you”.
Adoption, Babies, ImageryAdopted Baby: Dude, I’m joking, you are not adopted!
Imagery, WorkHorse Whisperer: A very amusing workplace complaint.
SexistAustralia And Mateship: Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…
Risqué, Sexist, WorkSentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important: Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Showers, VintageBradley Group Showers: Bradley Group Showers.
English, Grammar, Imagery, School, TeachersGrammar Vandal: When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma’am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.
Money, Quotations, SchwarzeneggerHaving More Money Doesn’t Make You Happier: Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Buffering, Buffy, Imagery, TvBuffy Buffering: Buffy buffering…
Dishes, ImageryDishes: Dishes: They don’t do themselves.
Boobs, Cars, Imagery, Risqué, SexistShe Might Scratch The Paint: I know what you’re thinking… she might scratch the paint.
Imagery, RisquéHebrew Cave Paintings: Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…
Animated, Illusion, ImageryTwo Person Optical Illusion: Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHow The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?: How the hell is the ball still in your hand?
SexistMen’s Rules: We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean?: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Imagery, Sexist, Tv, WomenCooking Shows: If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerBrowser Wars: Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…
☺Dear Thigh Fat: Help the needy?
Animals, Imagery, RacistBlack Bears: Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…
☺Idiots: Idiots everywhere…
ToysThe Horror Of Blimps: Some blimps are better off dead…
Imagery, SnowDead Snowmen: Gruesomely dead snowmen.
Animals, Broomsticks, Cars, Frogs, Imagery, Parking, Princesses, WitchesAll Others Will Be Toad: Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.
America, Imagery, Nsa, Obama, Phones, SpyingObama: “Aww No! Both Of You Hang Up!”: Her: “Ok, you hang up.” Him: “No, you hang up.” Her: “Haha, no you hang up.” Obama: “Aww no! Both of you hang up!”
☺Perfect Existence: Perfect Existence: The Proof
Evolution, Imagery, SexistThe Evolution Of Man And Woman: The Evolution of Man & Woman…
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SuicideSuicidal Bananas: A collection of suicidal bananas.
Dba, Geeky, Imagery, SqlDBA/SQL Humour: An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, “May I join you?”
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Vintage, VitaminsThe Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks: So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!
Eggs, ImageryEscape Egg: Counting down the days to escape…
Animals, Horses, Imagery, SeahorsesSeahorse: I’m a seahorse. Your argument is invalid.
Coathangers, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Coathangers!: Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
America, RacistA Russian Arrives In New York: A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…
Australia, Coronavirus, Imagery, Political, Politicians, Scott MorrisonA Visual Representation Of Scott Morrison’s Address To The Nation: A visual representation of Scott Morrison’s address to the nation tonight
Accidents, Animals, Cats, Imagery, LaddersHumans Don’t Land On Their Feet: Gee you’re right, humans don’t land on their feet.
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, MarriageMarriage: Before & After (Chicken Style): Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).
Facebook, Geeky, Imagery, InternetGoogle+ Versus Facebook: Google Plus versus Facebook
Acronyms, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIDK LY TTYL: IDK LY TTYL: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Dalai Lama, Daleks, Dr Who, Imagery, Reincarnation, TvDalek Lama: Reincarnate! Reincarnate!
Advertising, Guns, Imagery, Revolvers, VintageIsn’t It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?: Isn’t it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?
Business Cards, Geeky, Imagery, Notepad, WindowsNotepad Business Card: A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.
Imagery, Mistakes, PostersMake Some More Mistakes: I’ve learned so much from my mistakes… I’m thinking of making a few more.
Energy Drinks, Geeky, Imagery, Rubiks CubesMonster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Linux, Mac, WindowsUpdate Available: An update is available for your computer…
Cooking, Imagery, Smoke DetectorsWhat Smoke Detectors Warn You About: What smoke detectors warn you about.
Board Games, ImageryMarry Me: Scrabble Edition.
Imagery, Phones, SmsStreet Name: Hey, what’s your street name?
Imagery, Mobiles, Mouse Traps, Phones, TelstraCustomer Retention: Free Phone Telstra Style.
America, Imagery, North Korea, Obama, RacistNorth Korea: I Will Destroy America: North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!
Animals, ImagerySeven Sharks: If you own 7 cats then people will think you’re crazy…
Jewellery, Jokes, Puns, RingsSomeone Stole My Mood Ring: Someone stole my mood ring.
Animals, Cats, DogsCats And Dogs: As seen in a dog’s diary…
Comics, Imagery, Movies, WorkPopular Sayings #38: Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Asian, Imagery, Iphone, Racist, RiceIf Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice: If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Dogs, ImageryMy Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter’s Purse.: My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter’s purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.
Australia, Imagery, Logan, RacistAll Trades Logan: All Trades Logan.
Imagery, Osama Bin Laden, Sport, Terrorists, Weight LiftingOsama Bin Liftin’: Osama Bin Liftin’
Geeky, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman: Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.
Imagery, Risqué, SexistInteresting ATM: Man using a sexually provocative ATM.
Facebook, Imagery, TattoosTough Tattoos: Tough Tattoos: You Don’t Have to Like Me.
Imagery, Shirts, Tourettes, TshirtsWhat Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!: What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …
Animals, Cats, Egyptians, God, ImageryHow To Distract An Egyptian God: How to distract an Egyptian God
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Sauron, Traffic LightsKneel, Says The Demon Light: Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.
Cars, Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Car: Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesUpgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners: Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.
ImagerySimple Eye Examination Test: A simple eye examination chart.
SexistCelibacy: Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling…
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryBread Dog: The Amazing Bread Dog.
Great Expectations, ImageryGreat Expectations: Who hurt you? My own expectations.
RisquéMonica: Monica walks into her dry cleaning store…
Drugs, Imagery, Marijuana, SexistI Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay!: I tried pot once. Now I’m gay!
Bsod, Clippit, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.
Animals, Cars, Driving, Imagery, KoalasDon’t Worry I’m Koalafied To Drive: Don’t worry I’m Koalafied to drive.
SexistWinter Classes For Men: Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Cars, Imagery, PoliceMisleading The Public: $100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…
Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, Imagery, MelbourneThe 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Hippies, Imagery, ShirtsPassive Agressive Hippie: Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?
Imagery, SpicesSeasons Greetings: Seasons Greetings
Imagery, SchoolUnprepared For An Exam: Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?
English, GrammarThat’s What She Said: That’s what she said.
Geeky, JokesIntellectual Jokes: Believing this statement will make you happier.
Coffee, Religious, SexistMorning Coffee: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…
ShoppingGrocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach: Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.
ImageryCaution: Door May Open: Caution: Door May Open.
Geeky, Imagery, InternetYour Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...: Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…
Imagery, SexistWoman With PMS: Woman with PMS.
Fortune Cookies, ImageryYou Are Not Illiterate.: You are not illiterate.
Animated, Coffee, ImageryAnimated Coffee: Coffee with emotion.
Hands, Imagery, Risqué, Valentine’s DayValentine Hand: Of course I’ll be your valentine. Let’s stay home and watch some porn.
Imagery, Mafia, RecruitersRecruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia: Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…
Animals, Art, Bananas, Carving, Food, Horses, ImageryBanana Carving: Banana Carving.
Acrobats, Books, ImageryAcrobat Reader: An acrobat reader…
CarsMini Cooper: A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
Comics, ImageryThe Street Is Closed: Oh no—we’re trapped in here. The street is closed.
Harry Potter, Imagery, SmsMaster Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!: Well I’m grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming “Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”
Imagery, MedicalHearing Aids: Hearing aids…
Famous People, Imagery, Movie StarsReese Witherspoon: Reese Withoutherspoon.
America, Canada, RacistU.S. Ship Versus Canadian: U.S. Ship versus Canadian.
America, Democracy, Imagery, TvWelcome To The USA: The Government where the money’s made up and the debt doesn’t matter.
Imagery, StovesCool Stoves: Cool Stoves
Political, ReligiousThe 10 Commandments: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…
Religious, Risqué, WorkCorporate Lessons: Corporate lessons.
Imagery, Nietzsche, ReligiousNietzsche Is Dead: God is dead” ~Nietzsche / “Nietzsche is dead” ~God.
Imagery, Metaphors, Star WarsMetaphors Be With You: Metaphors be with you
Accidents, Food, ImageryMilkshake Meets Door: A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.
Imagery, Risqué, SignsNo Public Motor Boating Permitted: No public motor boating permitted.
Anatidaephobia, Animals, Ducks, ImageryAnatidaephobia: Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Cartoons, Fire, Imagery, StairsIn Case Of Fire, Take Stairs: In case of fire, take stairs.
Animals, Cats, Cockroaches, Dogs, Imagery, Men, WomenThe Circle Of Life: The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?
Animals, Drugs, ImageryFlying Ants: How ants began to fly…
Imagery, Risqué, SexistGrow Some Balls: Why do people say ‘grow some balls’?
Animated, Imagery, MedicalRoot Canal: Amusing animated image of root canal treatment
Batman, Imagery, WomenNana Nana Nana Batman!: Nana Nana Nana Batman!
Babies, Cars, Imagery, StickersBaby On Board: Baby on Board
ImageryProblem Solving Flowchart: A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.
America, Democracy, PoliticalHow To Know When You’ve Met A Democrat: Just in case you have trouble knowing when you’ve met a Democrat…
Beaches, Imagery, Irish, SunbathingIrish Girl Sunbathing: An Irish girl sunbathes…
Animals, Giraffes, ImageryLet’s Get You Home Buddy: Two giraffe having problems getting home.
Aerodynamics, Aeroplanes, ImageryAerodynamics Simplified: How planes fly.
Imagery, Phones, SmsI Am Hungary: I am Hungary…
Animals, Imagery, SharksMisunderstood Sharks: Misunderstood Sharks.
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Don’t Make Us Violent – Lag Does!: Video games don’t make us violent – lag does!
Imagery, Music, Rap, Rock, SignsRap Loses To Rock: Rap is like scissors, it always loses to rock.
ImageryLow Battery Warning: Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios7, Iphone, Mobiles, PhonesThe New IPhone 5C With IOS 7: The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Comparison: iPhone 6 Plus Comparison.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, SignsHelp Cat Neds Air: Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Cars, ImageryThe Park Anywhere Button: Self-explanatory really.
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyPregnancy Tips: Some useful pregnancy tips…
Imagery, Shirts, TshirtsAttention Deficit Disorder: Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Bread, Food, Imagery, TonguesPlease Use Tongue.: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.
Australia, History, RacistA Brief History Of Australia: Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy “Crocodile” Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.
Board Games, Imagery, SexistWomen’s Monopoly: By a man…
RisquéTemptation: Temptation, by a soon to be married man.
Cars, Geeky, Imagery, SqlSpeed Camera Hack: Car with SQL injection taped to the front.
Clouds, Computers, Imagery, TechnologyWhat Are Clouds Made Of?: Daddy, what are clouds made of?
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, WorkMario: Happy: Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
Imagery, Jobs, WorkHonesty: Your Greatest Weakness: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
SexistA Love Story With A Happy Ending: Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
Animals, ImageryCat Legs: There really isn’t much else to say about this.
Australia, Banks, ImageryAustralian Banks: Australian Bank Logos.
Babies, Drinking, Imagery, Studying, The RockWhat Are Your Plans For The Weekend?: What are your plans for the weekend? Studying. [shocked look] Drinking! Drinking!
Animals, Cats, Imagery, WorkI Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.: I used to smile… until I worked retail.
Imagery, School24 Chickens: 24 Chickens: The shoe rack at the front door…
Comics, Imagery, VeganI Am Going Vegan: I am going vegan
Animals, Jokes, Puns, Racing, SnailsI Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.: I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
☺Talking Clock: Why, that’s my Talking Clock…
Animals, Eggs, Giraffes, ImageryGiraffe Egg: Giraffe Egg.
Cars, ImagerySideways Car: It’s a little confusing…
America, English, Imagery, RacistEnglish (Traditional) And English (Simplified): English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).
ImageryProcrastination Issues: I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Australia, Buses, Explosions, Imagery, InalaSorry For Party Rocking: Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.
Imagery, Internet, SwordsSwords Of The Centuries: Swords of the Centuries
Breakfast, ImageryHow Did You Get In My House?: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house?” business.
Imagery, MathImaginary Friend: Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyHow Babies Are Made: How babies are made (with an air pump).
Animals, Geeky, Imagery, Math, SnakesSnakes On A Plane: Snakes on a plane.
Chat, Imagery, InternetChat Rooms: Chat Rooms – you never really know.
Charts, Computer Games, Imagery, Pacman, Pie ChartsPacman Pie Chart: The Pacman pie chart.
English, Grammar, QuotationsAmusing Quotes & One-Liners: Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.
☺A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…: A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…
ReligiousCommon Belief: The belief that there was nothing…
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TargetMissed Target: Missed Target: So close…
Aeroplanes, Imagery, Oceans, SubmarinesSubmarines In The Sky: Did you know that there are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky?
Apple, Boobs, Fashion, Imagery, Ios, Risqué, ShirtsSlide To Unlock: A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.
Animals, Beds, Dinosaurs, ImageryT-Rex Making A Bed: When you’re upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
Imagery, PoliceA Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said “Papers”: A cop just pulled me over and said “Papers”… so I said “Scissors, I win” and drove off…
Advertising, Clothing, Fashion, Imagery, SexistWhy Men Die Before Women: Why men die before women.
Imagery, Kitchens, Sexist, WomenFor Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced: For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It’s time they had microphones in kitchens.
Bikinis, Burqa, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SexistWhat A Cruel Male-dominated Culture: It’s a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…
Bags, Imagery, ShoppingI’ll Be Bag: A bag titled “I’ll Be Bag”
Imagery, RisquéPremature Ejaculators Anonymous: Man stating he ‘came too soon’ in front of sign stating ‘premature ejaculators anonymous’.
☺Disclaimer, Copyright & Contact Information: Feel free to send me anything you think might amuse me.
Animals, Cats, ImageryHello Kitty: It’s sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…
C Sharp, Developers, Geeky, Imagery, Java, ProgrammersWhy Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!
Imagery, Unicorns, Unicycles, UnitardsUnicorn, Unitard, Unicycle: Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.
Imagery, SexistWomen: Yes, No, Maybe…: I think I have that women-talk all figured out…
Arguments, English, Grammar, ImageryArgument Typo: Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.
Animals, Camels, Children, Donkeys, ImageryYour Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel: Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?
Forecasting, ImageryJohn’s Weather Forecasting Stone: One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…
Animals, Cats, ImageryJust Wait Until I’m Fully Charged: Just wait until I’m fully charged…
Animals, Imagery, SharksFlying Sharks: Flying sharks… we’re screwed.
Mechanics, UnderwearAlways Wear Underwear: Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
Computers, ImageryChecking On A Slow Progress Bar: Checking on a slow progress bar.
Imagery, Posters, ScienceLost Wormhole: Do not attempt capture because you’ll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.
JokeLaurel And Hardy: Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasZebra Crossing: Zebra Crossing…
Imagery, RisquéFingering A Minor: Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.
Homework, Imagery, SchoolSelf Referencing Homework: What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
France, Germany, Imagery, RacistAngela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…: Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”
Imagery, Rallies, Sexist, WomenWhat Women Want: Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? NOW!
Darth Vader, Imagery, Kristen StewartMore Expressions Than Kristen Stewart: Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Alphabet, Games, ImageryAlphabet Game: The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.
Mayans, PredictionsMayans Predicting The Future: Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
Self-checkout, Shopping, Technology, TerminatorUnexpected Item In Bagging Area.: It’s not unexpected, you literally just told me what it is…
America, Cia, Cocaine, Coke, Drugs, ImageryCIA: We Put The Coke In America: CIA: we put the coke in America.
Comics, English, ImageryThe Accidental Conversation Loop: My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.
America, Guns, Imagery, Police, RacistAnd I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!: And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! ‘Merica!
Geeky, SexistDear Tech Support: Girlfriend technical support…
Australia, France, Imagery, Racist, RisquéAustralian Kiss: Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.
Food, ImageryPeanut Delivery: Peanut Delivery…
Imagery, ShipsA Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
Funerals, Imagery, Italian, RacistThe Italian Funeral: Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…
SexistSocialize: Men socialize by insulting each other…
Bikes, Imagery, NoticesBicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.: Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!
Imagery, MoviesNeville: Neville would have done it in four books.
Geeky, ImageryDelete Cookies: Delete cookies?!
Animals, Circuses, Dwarfs, Hippopotamuses, ImageryHippo Eats Dwarf: A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…
Food, Imagery, Microwaves, ScienceNo Science In This Microwave: Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.
ImageryKermit Sees The Doctor: Have a seat Kermit. What I’m about to tell you might come as a big shock…
Apple, Computers, Flash, Geeky, Imagery, MacMacintosh: Mac Hater…
Duct Tape, Imagery, WorkEmergency Bridge Repair Team: Duct Tape: Good for anything.
Astronauts, Coronavirus, Imagery, Nasa, SpaceCoronavirus Space Crew: Congratulations, your mission is now complete. You may return to Earth.
Evolution, Imagery, ZombiesZombie Evolution: The evolution of Zombies
Imagery, Sexist, WomenFeminine Instincts: If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
Geeky, Imagery, Scientific, UniversityHow People In Science See Each Other: How People in Science See Each Other.
Geeky, ImageryVoice: Scrooge and Donald on IRC.
Animals, Cupcakes, Food, Imagery, LemursA Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.: A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.
Imagery, Numbers, Star WarsWhy Was Five Afraid Of Seven?: Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.
Angry Birds, Animals, Australia, Birds, Computer Games, ImageryAngry Birds Australia: Angry Birds Australia…
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, The MatrixThe Matrix: What is The Matrix?
Risqué, SexistMating Bulls: A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…
Australia, Gillard, PoliticalPatriotic Retirement Plan: Ms Gillard’s Patriotic Retirement Plan.
SexistMen Are Happier: Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistCall Of Duty: Women’s Edition: Call of Duty: Women’s Edition.
Risqué, WorkThe Boss’s Quandary: The Boss’s Quandary…
☺Comments & Other Similar Social Data: Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.
Horror MoviesIf You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
Animals, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, OttersFilthy Hobitses: Filthy Hobitses
Imagery, Movies, RomanceGirlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight: Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…
Alcohol, Imagery, Marriage, WineSecrets To A Long, Happy Marriage: An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…
Imagery, MathSeven Ate Nine: Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…
Australia, Cooking, God, Imagery, KitchensIn God’s Kitchen: In God’s Kitchen: What are you cooking?
Bipolar, Graffiti, Imagery, SignsBipolar Awesome: I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.
Animals, Chocolate, Dogs, Heaven, ImageryA Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?: A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.
Apple, Bill Gates, Computers, Heaven, Imagery, Microsoft, Phones, Religious, Steve Jobs, WindowsSteve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn’t have any wall or fence…
English, ImageryYou You Read The First Line Wrong?: What if I told you you read the first line wrong?
Geology, Imagery, SchoolGeology: Name the three types of rock.
Bones, Imagery, SkeletonsThe Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones: The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.
Drawings, Imagery, SignsDraw Bridge: A man drawing a bridge at a “draw bridge” sign.
Imagery, Injuries, Sexist, SportMen & Women In Sport: Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I’m dying.
Animals, Boobs, Bras, Cats, ImageryBooby Trap: Nooo! It’s a booby trap!
Cars, Geeky, TechnologyCars And Computers: General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…
English, WordsI’m Awkward When People Compliment Me…: I’m awkward when people compliment me… “Nice hair” Me: “Thanks, I grew it myself”
Illusion, ImageryFour Perfectly Round Circles: Four Perfectly Round Circles.
Animals, Australia, Crocodiles, Emus, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Police, Sharks, Spiders, Woolworths26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia: When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.
Animals, Elephants, ImageryIt’s Just One Of Those Days: A baby elephant falls in the mud.
Advertising, Apple, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, MacMac Weed: A take-off of the Apple Macintosh switch ads.
Imagery, Winnie The PoohPooh Everywhere: Watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere!
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Repair Kit: iPhone 6 repair kit.
Australia, Games, Imagery, Logan, Monopoly, RacistLogan Monopoly: Logan Monopoly…
Imagery, KnittingWinter Knitting: What are you going to knit this winter?
Australia, New Zealand, RacistAn Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…: An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…
Imagery, Math, PiWife Of Pi: He’s irrational and he goes on and on…
RacistFerrari Sack Pit Crew: The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…
Aboriginal, Australia, Imagery, Racist, The RockStolen Generator: So I heard about the stolen generation…
Animals, Business, Dogs, ImageryAssistant Branch Manager: The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.
Sexist, WomenWords Women Use: Words women use, and what they really mean.
☺Pages By Date: A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.
Animals, Fish, ImageryCan February March? No, But April May.: Can February March? No, but April May.
Animals, Australia, Cockatoos, Flies, Imagery, Kangaroos, Kookaburras, Magpies, Possums, Snakes, Spiders, SunburnTypically Australian Problems: Some typically Australian problems that other people don’t face.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat Eats Watermelon: Cat eats watermelon
Chocolate, Geeky, Homes, Honey, Imagery, Milk, PhonesQuite Literally…: I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I’m home. Chocolate milk shake.
English, Grammar, Risqué, School, University, WritingShort Story: A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…
Advertising, Australia, Billboards, CarsRAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown: You don’t want to be stuck out here.
Harry Potter, Imagery, Magic, Risqué, WandsReplace The Word “wand” With “dick” In Any Sentence In Harry Potter: Replace the word “wand” with “dick” in any sentence in Harry Potter…
Fruit, Grapes, ImageryBeware The Grapes Of Wrath: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
Animals, Animated, Dogs, Imagery, TonguesDog Tongue: A dog with a very long tongue.
Boats, Imagery, IslandsBoat! Land!: Boat! Land!
Clowns, Imagery, Risqué, Sex, WomenShe Made That Clown Extremely Happy: She made that clown extremely happy.
Illusion, ImageryRound Illusion: Unusual round illusion.
ImagerySound Thug: Sound Thug
ImageryCharlie Sheen For Halloween: No, you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.
Imagery, Toilets, VandalismToilet Vandalism: We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like…
Geeky, ItNetwork Truths: The Twelve Networking Truths.
Buses, Bus Stops, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, ImageryBus To Hogwarts: To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign.
Babies, Imagery, InstructionsBaby Instructions: Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…
Alcohol, Books, Imagery, WineBook Club: My book club only reads wine labels.
Imagery, PoliticalWill Be President For Food: Boy sitting next to sign “No Campaigning beyond This Point” holding sign “Will Be President for Food”.
Buildings, Jokes, Physicists, PunsA Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building: A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…
Animals, JokePygmy Dinosaur Hunter: The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…
Imagery, Seniors, WarDrafting Guys Over 60: New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
Animals, Imagery, SharksShark! What?: Shark! What?
Beer, Imagery, Logan, Prams, Racist, Victoria BitterLogan Priorities: Logan Priorities.
Illusion, ImageryCrazy Sphere: A crazy sphere
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariIE Retarded: I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…
Alcohol, Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Skateboards, Smoking, WineBad Dog Is Banned From The Park: I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.
Animals, Golf, Imagery, Sport, TurtlesWorld’s Largest Golf Ball: World’s largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.
Jokes, MathMath Joke: Math joke.
GeekyHow Many Does It Take...: How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
SexistGirl’s And Boy’s Diaries: A girl and a boy and their diaries…
Geeky, History, Internet, ItHow The Internet Started: A History Lesson: How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.
Animals, Animated, Hamsters, ImageryHamster Flying: How to make your hamster fly…
Cosmetics, ImageryPapercut Locator: Papercut Locator.
Dinosaurs, Imagery, MuseumsTrannysaurus: Trannysaurus: You’re fired.
Aeroplanes, Aircraft, Imagery, WarRequesting Air Support: Requesting Air Support! “Believe in yourself. You can do it!”
Beaches, Imagery, WomenBitches Be Trippin’: Bitches be trippin’
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Phones, SmsTexts From My Dog: My dog sends me texts…
Animated, Australia, Imagery, Internet, Political, TelstraBuilding The NBN From Telstra Copper: Building the NBN from Telstra Copper
Blonde, SexistBlonde Betting: A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…
Illusion, ImageryHinton’s “Lilac Chaser”: The Dotty Illusion…
Imagery, Phones, Risqué, SexPhone Sex: Phone Sex. You’re doing it wrong.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, LionsA Cat With A Lion’s Mane Hat: A cat with a lion’s mane hat.
PoliticalBush And The Queen: While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistThe Way Girls Play Computer Games: The way girls play computer games.
ImageryFurniture Training: Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…
Sexist, WomenWhen A Woman Says “what?”: When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Mirrors, ParrotsTap That: I’d tap that!
Animals, Fire, Imagery, SpidersThere Was A Spider, I Panicked: There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it’s gone now.
Angels, Imagery, Red Bull, SculpturesRed Bull Gives You Wings: Red Bull Gives You Wings.
Illusion, ImageryShake Your Head: Shake your head
ImageryStatistics That Matter: The Pie Chart: A new take on the traditional pie… chart.
Animals, Carrots, Food, Imagery, Rabbits, VegetablesSuccess Is Not Always What You See: Success is not always what you see…
Comics, Dancing, Imagery, Ireland, Irish, Irish DanceThe Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two: Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland’s oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O’Hara made a terrible discovery…
Olympics, Racist, SportAthens Olympic Soccer Stadium: The Athens Olympic Stadium…
George Bush, Imagery, Iran, Political, Weapons Of Mass Destruction, WmdI Can’t Believe The “WMD” Trick Is Working Again With Iran: I can’t believe the “WMD” trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, High, ImageryDog, How High Are You?: Dog, how high are you? Yes.
Advertising, Imagery, Motorola, Tv, VintageTelevision Benefits Your Children: How television benefits your children.
ImageryBatman Downsized: Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…
Animals, Boobs, Imagery, SlothsLook At This Boob: Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.
English, GrammarYour There: They’re they are.
Advertising, Babies, ImageryGood Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane: Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!
Animals, Cars, Children, Girls, Horses, ImageryNo Pony For Christmas: No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!
Bikes, ImagerySquare Bike: Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.
Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, WomenI Wish These Were Brains: Sexist, but contains breasts…
Computers, Sms, WindowsWindows Frozen: Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen.”
☺Helpful Hints: Helpful Hints
Imagery, Phones, Sms, SmsLost Phone: A man sends SMS from a lost phone…
Animals, Imagery, WhalesPaper, Scissors, Whale!: Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…
Animals, Bikes, Frogs, Imagery, Kermit The FrogWrong Way: Wrong Way
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns: Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.
Imagery, Motorbikes, SportOh Look, A Penny: Oh look, a penny!

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