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Alcohol, Imagery, Marriage, WineSecrets To A Long, Happy Marriage: An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…
Cars, SexistHow To Change Your Oil: How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…
Diets, Food, Paleolithic DietPaleolithic Diet: Something’s just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.
France, Imagery, North Korea, RacistFrance Surrenders To North Korea: France surrenders to North Korea
Exams, Imagery, Signs, University, UqIn Class Vs. In Your Exam: In class vs. in your exam.
JokeExercise - Some Facts: Exercise… some facts.
Advertising, Clothing, Fashion, Imagery, SexistWhy Men Die Before Women: Why men die before women.
Imagery, RacistYou Must Be A Racist: Oh, you were expecting a white guy?
Imagery, MotivationalSomeone Out There Cares: I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
Animals, Joke, PigsThree Little Piggies: Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
Children, Parenting, SchoolLetter To A Mother / School Report: It is with great happiness that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…
Animals, Imagery, SpidersLet’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don’t Fly.: Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly!
Imagery, New Years, ResolutionsNew Year’s Resolutions – Again: New Year’s Resolutions – Again
Cars, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryGamers: The Mentality: Objects in mirror are losing.
Animals, Cats, Egyptians, Hieroglyphics, ImageryAncient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC: Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC
InternetMoronic Email Scam: Nigerian spam…
Animals, Animated, Imagery, PenguinsPenguin Falls: Penguin falling on ice.
Accidents, Cars, ImageryPass With Care: Pass with care…
Bananas, Food, Imagery, PhonesBanana Phone: It’s a banana phone…
Irish, Racist, ReligiousAn Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...: An Irish daughter had not been to her parent’s house for over five years…
Beer, SexistA Beer Before It Starts: A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”…
Australia, Gillard, PoliticalPatriotic Retirement Plan: Ms Gillard’s Patriotic Retirement Plan.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Phones, SmsTexts From My Dog: My dog sends me texts…
Animals, Birds, Crows, Imagery, TrucksCrows Killed By Trucks: Why are so many crows killed by trucks?
Animals, Imagery, Nuclear Power, SpidersSpider Farm: This seems like a disaster waiting to happen…
Evolution, Imagery, SexistThe Evolution Of Man And Woman: The Evolution of Man & Woman…
Alphabet, Games, ImageryAlphabet Game: The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.
Geeky, ItDeclaration Of A Software Professional: Declaration of a Software Professional.
Computers, ImageryInsert Disk Two: Please insert disk two.
New Zealand, RacistKiwi Air Disaster: New Zealand’s worst air disaster occurred earlier today…
English, ImageryLike If You Can Raed Tihs: Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.
Image, Qut, UniversityQUT: University For The Real World: Will we find intelligent life?
ImageryTimes Have Changed: An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system
Corporate, Geeky, ImageryPatent Infringement: Eating Fruit…
Risqué, SexistThe Perfect Password: A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…
Illusion, ImageryConfused Carpentry: A Carpenter’s Nightmare.
Animals, Imagery, RisquéHow To Eat Pussy…: How to eat pussy…
Germany, LoveTell Someone You Love Them Today: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Forecasting, ImageryJohn’s Weather Forecasting Stone: One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…
Animals, Jokes, Puns, Racing, SnailsI Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.: I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
Animals, Ducklings, Ducks, ImageryBeware Of Cute Duckling Scam: Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…
Animals, Dieting, DogsPurina Diet: The Purina Pet Food Diet.
Imagery, RisquéAncient Japanese Proverb: Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…
Marriage, Religious, Sexist, WivesGood & Obedient Wives: And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…
ImageryAlzheimer’s: “I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s”
America, Animated, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalThanks, Obama: Thanks, Obama.
Alphabet, Doctors, ImageryThe Medical Alphabet: The Medical Alphabet
Joke, RisquéJam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!: Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Dog Named Stay: I bought a dog once. Named him ‘Stay’…
Buildings, Jokes, Physicists, PunsA Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building: A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…
Chinese, Imagery, Racist, Tattoos, WomenIf Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…: If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…
Geeky, MusicWhat If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?: What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?
Fire, Fire Extinguishers, ImageryFire Extinguisher Fire: Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?
Accidents, Buses, Cars, Imagery, InsuranceDon’t You Suggest To Me What To Do: If you don’t have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don’t hit this bus.
Dyslexia, Imagery, Sex, Shirts, TshirtsI Have Sex Daily: I have sex daily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk.
Australia, Doctors, Imagery, SpidersAustralian Spider Bite: That spider bit me… am I going to become spiderman? No. This is Australia, you’re going to die.
Animals, Geckos, Trumpets, TrustYou Know What Doesn’t Grow Back, Susan? Trust!: You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan? Trust!
Stress, WorkStress Management: A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
Crime, Police, ShootingThe Floor Is Still Wet: I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…
Animals, Imagery, RisquéOld Style Birth Control: Old Style Birth Control.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Sweaters, VintageMen Are Better Than Women!: Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don’t go hauling them up a cliff…
SexistPerfect Riddle: Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…
☺A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…: A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…
Imagery, Notices, Paper, SignsPaper Says Yes: Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)
Grammar, SpellingYou Read That Wrong: That awkward moment when you read that wrong…
AudioTelstra Customer Service: An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.
Imagery, Ocd, ShirtsI Have CDO. It’s Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.: I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFunny Dog: The longer you look, the funnier it gets!
ImagerySimple Eye Examination Test: A simple eye examination chart.
America, Guns, RacistWhat Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?: You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…
Imagery, Nigerians, Racist, ScamsRich Nigerians: Nigerian man dies and authorities find billion in his apartment…
Cats, Comics, ImageryPop Out Of Bed: If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters.
Computers, Geeky, It, Technology101 Things You Do Not Want...: 101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.
Animals, Boats, Fish, Fishing, ImageryGive A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day: Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryDear Dog: Dear Dog… a letter from the cat.
Babies, Cars, Imagery, StickersBaby On Board: Baby on Board
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Lotr, PizzaBrace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.: Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.
Children, Families, Imagery, Parenting, SchoolWhen I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!: I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…
America, Democracy, PoliticalHow To Know When You’ve Met A Democrat: Just in case you have trouble knowing when you’ve met a Democrat…
Buses, Bus Stops, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, ImageryBus To Hogwarts: To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Queue: Sometimes, even dogs have to queue…
ImageryPolice Station Toilet Stolen: Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
Animals, Australia, Dropbears, Imagery, KoalasDrop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management: Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don’t become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.
BabiesA Baby’s Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You’ll Ever Hear: A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 3 AM, you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.
Imagery**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven: **** I forgot to turn off the oven.
Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Lightbulb Jokes: Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.
America, Imagery, RacistAmerican Measures: American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster
Imagery, Steve IrwinDoesn’t Protect From Harmful Rays: Puts on sunblock. Doesn’t protect from harmful rays.
Animals, Imagery, LlamasGet In The Llama: No time to explain! Get in the llama…
Geeky, Imagery, MeditationGeek Meditation Session: In your mind’s browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…
JokesToday Is Sunday: Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you’ll get another Sunday…
Imagery, Police, ProtestsPolice & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants: Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…
Africa, Imagery, RacistEvery 60 Seconds In Africa: Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.
Animals, Cars, Donkeys, ImageryA BMW Donkey: A BMW donkey. Not much more to be said really.
Knock Knock, PolicePolice: Knock Knock: Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It’s the police.
Adobe, Geeky, Imagery, UpdatesAdobe Updates: I don’t always have an update…
Aztecs, Imagery, Mayans, OreosMayan, Aztec And Oreos: Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…
RisquéTarzan Sex: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…
PoliticalLabel Instructions: French Label Instructions
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Animals, Books, Dolphins, Imagery, LibrariesTo Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth: 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.
Animals, Djs, Fishing, Imagery, MusicDrop The Bass: Can’t go fishing, ‘cause I always drop the bass…
☺Comments & Other Similar Social Data: Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.
Cars, ImageryHonked At A Prius: Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.
Food, ImageryPeanut Delivery: Peanut Delivery…
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasZebra Crossing: Zebra Crossing…
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageHappier With A Hoover: Christmas morning she’ll be happier with a Hoover.
Evolution, ImageryEvolution: Stop Following Me!: The typical “evolution of man” poster, except the man is facing his “earlier ancestors” saying “Stop following me!”
DrugsGranny LSD: Boy asks his Granny, “Have you seen my pills labelled ‘LSD’?”
Balloons, Birthdays, ImageryBalloons Are So Weird…: Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
Imagery, Nietzsche, ReligiousNietzsche Is Dead: God is dead” ~Nietzsche / “Nietzsche is dead” ~God.
Fruit, Grapes, ImageryBeware The Grapes Of Wrath: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
Animals, Cats, ImageryI’m Glad You’re Up: I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.
WorkRejection Response: The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…
SexistEvening Classes For Men: Instructive evening classes for men…
WorkExecutive Test: The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional”…
Babies, ImageryNow Airtight: Now airtight… to prevent aging!
Beaches, Imagery, Irish, SunbathingIrish Girl Sunbathing: An Irish girl sunbathes…
Imagery, Movies, Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars, Terrorism, World Trade CentreThese Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People: Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: “These blast points… too accurate for sand people”.
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryI’m Inbred!: I’m Inbred!
Children, Dating, Imagery, Internet, RisquéLittle Kid Lover: I’m signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. “Little Kid Lover”, that way people will know where my priorities are at.
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, High, ImageryDog, How High Are You?: Dog, how high are you? Yes.
Imagery, SnowDead Snowmen: Gruesomely dead snowmen.
Imagery, Joke, Mayans, PredictionsMayan Joke Set-Up: Heh… I’ve just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I’ll fetch a scribe…
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Mac, WindowsCan Your Mac Do This?: Can your Mac do this? I don’t think so…
Comedians, Comedy, Grammar, Hitler, Imagery, JapanOne Thing Led To Another: I hate when you’re reading something and you come across the phrase “one thing led to another”
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios6, TransportApple IOS6 Maps: For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.
☺100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain: World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really…
Animated, Babies, Fireworks, ImageryFirst Time Seeing Fireworks: A baby sees fireworks for the first time.
Redheads, SexistRedheads: How do you get a redhead…
Cooking, Imagery, Smoke DetectorsWhat Smoke Detectors Warn You About: What smoke detectors warn you about.
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Phones, Religious, Steve JobsI Have An APP For That!: Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.
SexistA Woman’s Wish: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…
SexistMen Are Like...: Men are like…
Alcohol, Australia, Bob Hawke, Imagery, Oxford, PoliticalBob Hawke’s Yard Of Ale: While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that’s just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.
Imagery, Phones, SmsStreet Name: Hey, what’s your street name?
Animals, Imagery, SharksSharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth: Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.
Animals, Imagery, SealsThe Seal Of Approval: The Seal of Approval…
Cats, Imagery, MailboxesMailman Jumped 15 Feet: Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.
Imagery, Toilet PaperToilet Paper: A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…
Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryCrocodile Lion: An interesting dinnertime story…
English, GrammarYour There: They’re they are.
ImageryMarketing: Marketing…
Crocs, Imagery, Shoes, WeddingsWedding Crocs: Wedding Crocs.
Clowns, Imagery, Risqué, Sex, WomenShe Made That Clown Extremely Happy: She made that clown extremely happy.
Imagery, Phones, SmsI Am Hungary: I am Hungary…
Imagery, Seniors, WarDrafting Guys Over 60: New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
Animals, Business, Dogs, ImageryAssistant Branch Manager: The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.
Alcohol, Books, Imagery, WineBook Club: My book club only reads wine labels.
Imagery, MondaysShortest Horror Story: Monday: Shortest horror story: Monday.
Food, ImageryBreakfast Alive: What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SnakesLong Dogs: A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…
Animals, Bananas, Birds, Food, Imagery, ParrotsBanana Parrot Terrorism: A parrot eating bananas.
ReligiousCommon Belief: The belief that there was nothing…
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Repair Kit: iPhone 6 repair kit.
Batman, Imagery, WikileaksWikileaks: Bruce Wayne!
Imagery, InternetProcrastination: Have a little look at the Internet…
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Sauron, Traffic LightsKneel, Says The Demon Light: Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.
Dates, ImageryMay The 4th Be With You: If today is “May the 4th be with you” does that mean tomorrow is “revenge of the 5th?”
WorkHow To Get A Day Off Work: How to get time off in the public service…
Crocs, Friday The 13th, Imagery, Jason Voorhees, Movies, ShoesJason Voorhees Gets Crocs: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.
Imagery, Jail, Logan, RacistI’m From Logan: I killed a man. You? I’m from Logan.
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalThe Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd: The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.
Animals, Cats, Egyptians, God, ImageryHow To Distract An Egyptian God: How to distract an Egyptian God
PoliticalBush And The Queen: While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…
Facebook, ImageryBe The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.: A post with a poster on it, “Be the first of your friends to like this post”.
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesUpgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners: Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.
Imagery, RedneckRedneck Ingenuity: Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.
Africa, Animals, Imagery, Lions, SafarisShould I Tell Them I’m Here?: Should I tell them I’m here?
Australia, Coronavirus, Political, Politicians, Scott MorrisonConfirmed Case Of Corona: Hey babe, just thought you should know there’s a confirmed case of corona in our neighbourhood…
SexistMen’s Rules: We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side…
Balloons, Hot Air Balloons, ImageryHot Air Balloons: Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.
Advertising, ImageryColgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign: Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.
ImageryMicrophone Eyes: Microphone Eyes.
Animals, Apples, Cats, Imagery, MathSeven Cats: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Computers, ImageryChecking On A Slow Progress Bar: Checking on a slow progress bar.
Animals, ImageryNot Allowed: When a dog is all out of luck.
America, Coronavirus, Imagery, Political, Presidents, TrumpInject Yourselves With Disinfectant!: Inject Yourselves with Disinfectant!
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Religious, Steve JobsHe’s Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…: Moses, meet Steve. He’s gonna upgrade your tablets…
Food, Imagery, RisquéCarrot Love: When carrots get kinky…
Animated, Illusion, ImageryTwo Person Optical Illusion: Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.
Imagery, Toilets, VandalismToilet Vandalism: We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like…
Emoji, Imagery, Phones, SmsEmoji: Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!
Risqué, Sexist, WorkSentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important: Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.
English, Grammar, Risqué, School, University, WritingShort Story: A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…
Imagery, Risqué, SupermanSuper Boner: Super-boner: A super problem.
George Bush, Imagery, Iran, Political, Weapons Of Mass Destruction, WmdI Can’t Believe The “WMD” Trick Is Working Again With Iran: I can’t believe the “WMD” trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…
Apple, Apples, Computers, Food, Imagery, Laptops, TechnologyMake Your Own Apple Laptop: Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!
Animals, Imagery, RaccoonsGet Well Soon: A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a “get well soon” balloon.
Adoption, Babies, ImageryAdopted Baby: Dude, I’m joking, you are not adopted!
Fans, ImageryThank You To All My Fans: Thank you to all my fans
Animals, Chickens, Chicks, ImageryHow To Pick Up Chicks: Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.
Apple, Computers, Flash, Geeky, Imagery, MacMacintosh: Mac Hater…
Geeky, ImageryDrowning, LOL!: If you see someone drowning… LOL!
Imagery, SchoolUnprepared For An Exam: Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?
Advertising, Imagery, Rice, Risqué, Sexist, VintageVa-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…: My man likes something unexpected now and then. That’s why I serve him rice.
Bacon, ImageryTen Pieces Of Bacon: If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that’s right you’d have a black eye and a bruised hand.
Drugs, Imagery, Marijuana, SexistI Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay!: I tried pot once. Now I’m gay!
Daleks, Doctor Who, Geeky, RobotsWhat Would Robots From The 1960's…: What would robots from 1960’s and 1970’s TV say today with current software installed?
Imagery, SpicesSeasons Greetings: Seasons Greetings
ImageryCharlie Sheen For Halloween: No, you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.
Imagery, Metaphors, Star WarsMetaphors Be With You: Metaphors be with you
Political, ReligiousThe 10 Commandments: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…
ImagerySound Thug: Sound Thug
Animated, Flash, Illusion, ImageryIllusions: Warning: May induce epilepsy or cardiac arrest…
England, Imagery, UkAnarchy In The UK: Would you like some tea?
Books, Imagery, Sexist“Understanding Women” Now Available In Paperback: The book “Understanding Women” is now available in paperback!
Australia, France, Imagery, Racist, RisquéAustralian Kiss: Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.
Animals, Dogs, Education, Elephants, Exams, Fish, Imagery, Monkeys, Penguins, School, SealsOur Education System: [To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.
Internet, RisquéCybersex How-Not-To: Cybersex how it should not be…
PoliticalScientific Breakthrough – Governmentium: A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
Computers, Imagery, Passwords, TechnologyNew Password Can’t Be Old Password: Enter password. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong…
Advertising, Babies, ImageryGood Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane: Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!
Bipolar, Graffiti, Imagery, SignsBipolar Awesome: I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.
Imagery, Osama Bin Laden, Sport, Terrorists, Weight LiftingOsama Bin Liftin’: Osama Bin Liftin’
Batman, Imagery, Superman, WonderwomanIt Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can’t Fly…: It is such a drag when someone in the group can’t fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…
PoliticalOrdering Pizza In The Year 2025: Ordering pizza in the year 2025…
Cars, Imagery, Time TravelAnnual Meeting Of Time Travellers: Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.
AlcoholCalm Living: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Animals, Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsEmo Bunny: Emo bunny: No one ever understands him
Animals, Cows, Horses, ImageryThis Guy’s An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!: This guy’s an idiot! Quick, take a picture!
Cake, Ikea, ImageryHappy 25th Birthday IKEA!: Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your cake
Geeky, InternetGoogle: Try Google. Available in six of the world’s most common languages…
InvisibleYou Can See Me?: Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, “you can see me?”
Alcohol, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: File Missing: Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
ImagerySmile: Smile…
America, Bear Arms, Constitution, Democracy, Imagery, Second AmendmentThe Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms: The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.
Imagery, SexistWoman With PMS: Woman with PMS.
CarsMini Cooper: A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
Imagery, Jobs, WorkThings Don’t Really Change: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Illusion, ImageryFour Perfectly Round Circles: Four Perfectly Round Circles.
Imagery, Movies, PiratesHorny Pirate’s Worst Nightmare: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
Animals, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIt’s A Whale: How do you have any friends…
Bathrooms, Coronavirus, Imagery, Public TransportExperts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home: Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home
Animals, ImageryHow Dishwashers Really Work: How dishwashers really work…
Food, ImageryThrowing People: A tomato’s fear.
Risqué, WorkThe Boss’s Quandary: The Boss’s Quandary…
Canada, Imagery, NoticesCanadian Security: Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.
Board Games, Games, ImageryGroup Therapy: …is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.
☺Out Of Breath: Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
Art, Imagery, RenaissanceYou Weren’t Even Listening Just Now, Were You?: You weren’t even listening just now, were you? What a weird way to start a conversation.
Imagery, RisquéJelly Orgy: A jelly orgy.
Alcohol, Goon, Imagery, Logan, Police, RacistLargest Goon Bust In Logan’s History: Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan’s history. With an estimated street value of $39.
Cars, Imagery, RacingTimes Were Tough Before The GoPro: Times were tough before the GoPro…
Risqué, SexKeep Your Mouth Shut: If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
History, ImageryThe Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s: If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
Imagery, Internet, SwordsSwords Of The Centuries: Swords of the Centuries
Alarms, Animals, Clocks, Imagery, SpidersAlarm Clock That Releases Spiders: Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you’re up!
Beer, ImagerySix Die In Horror Smash: Six Die in Horror Smash.
SchoolThe History Of The World: The History of the World, as written by the next generation…
Browsers, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, WindowsFirefox Has Encountered…: …an unexpected problem with Windows.
Animals, Imagery, Internet, RabbitsStop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed: Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?
Australia, Chillis, Food, Racist, TexasAn Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…: An Australian chilli tester in Texas…
Animals, ImageryWireless Technology: “It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology”
Food, ImageryWurst Nightmare: Hi. I’m your wurst nightmare.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Vintage, VitaminsThe Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks: So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t: Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET
Imagery, Rallies, Sexist, WomenWhat Women Want: Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? NOW!
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFridge Magnets: Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Horror MoviesIf You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
Political, RacistLetter To America: Letter to America
Beer, Imagery, SexistYou Never Listen To Me…: You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!
Animals, Cats, DogsCats And Dogs: As seen in a dog’s diary…
Australia, Bbq, Cooking, Food, SexistBarbecue Etiquette: Aussie Barbecue Season.
Engineering, Flowcharts, Geeky, ImageryEngineering Flowchart: Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can’t fix…
Diving, Imagery, Sharks, Sign LanguageA Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.: Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.
Jokes, Pool, Puns, Sport, TreesWhat’s Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?: What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Animals, Birds, Imagery, SeagullsSomebody Come Look At This: Somebody Come Look at This
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéBoob Staring: Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.
Imagery, Masturbation, RisquéI’m Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates: I’m not absolutely certain yet, but I’m starting to think my husband masturbates
Animals, ImageryJust Checking: “Just doing a spot-check to see what you’re doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!” The expression on this ostrich’s face is excellent.
RacistAmerican History 101: American History 101
Apple, Imagery, Ios, PatentsOlden Day Slide To Unlock: Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal The Deal: What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
English, GrammarBipolar Awesome: English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Imagery, WorkMeetings: The practical alternative to work.
Animals, Fish, Girls, ImagerySaved A Fish From Drowning: Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.
Animals, Penguins, SleepIf Penguins Have Knees: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)
Bananas, Chris Brown, Food, Imagery, RihannaChris Brown & Rihanna Bananas: I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.
Communist, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, SoftwareCommunist Traitor: It looks like you’re a Communist traitor…
Animals, Gorillas, Imagery, King Kong, Mobiles, Phones, VodafoneNo Signal: The “Vodafone Effect”.
Imagery, JokeHow Many Alzheimer’s Patients Does It Take?: To get to the other side!
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, Kenya, ZoosMan & Elephant: In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…
Australia, Games, Imagery, ReligiousThanks God: God and the Rubiks Cube…
Fish, ImageryThe Swordfish: The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
Grammar, Imagery, TomorrowTomorrow (noun): Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHow The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?: How the hell is the ball still in your hand?
Cars, Imagery, MosquitosA Mosquito With A Helmet: Mosquitos flying towards a car.
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Ruined My Life: Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.
SexistAustralia And Mateship: Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…
Brisbane, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WoodridgeSimba & Woodridge: But what about that shadowy place?
Imagery, SpidersSpider’s Remember: Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.
Geeky, ImageryDied: …from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.
Imagery, MoviesTitanic Ice Bucket Challenge: Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: “I accept your ice water challenge”.
Daughters, Families, Imagery, MothersMum, What’s It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?: Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.
Marriage, SexistSecrets To A Happy Marriage: Secrets to a Happy Marriage…
Cold, Flu, Illness, Imagery, Man Flu, SexistMan Flu: The difference between men & women when they are sick.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Shoes, VintageWhere She Belongs: Keep her where she belongs…
Army, WarAmerican Nun: A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…
Guns, ImageryCrayon Gun: A fantastic gun made from many every-day items.
Archaeology, Canada, Cars, Imagery, SnowCanadian Archaeology: Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow
Advertising, Billboards, ImageryThere Are Two Rules For Success: There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…
ImageryBird Flu: I’m not worried about this bird flu…
Adelaide, Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, ImageryThe 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Imagery, SexistDifference Between Men And Women: The difference between men and women…
Australia, Cars, Ghosts, Pub, Storm, SupernaturalA True Australian Ghost Story: This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s (supposedly) true.
Imagery, SexistAlways Love A Woman For Her Personality: Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
Geeky, Imagery, InternetSlashdot For Dummies: Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!
Cables, Cables, Geeky, Imagery, UsbCables Exist In 4-dimensional Space: Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.
Animals, Animated, ImageryLesson Of The Day: You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…
Olympics, Racist, SportAthens Olympic Soccer Stadium: The Athens Olympic Stadium…
Bras, Imagery, UnderwearSupport Bras: Supportive support bras…
Australia, Banks, ImageryAustralian Banks: Australian Bank Logos.
Bricks, Footpaths, Imagery, OcdOCD Bricks: The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…
Imagery, Kitchens, Sexist, WomenFor Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced: For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It’s time they had microphones in kitchens.
PhrasesWhen Someone Yells “STOP”…: When someone yells “STOP”, I never know if it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…
Einstein, Imagery, Phones, TechnologyThe Day Einstein Feared: The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.
Imagery, Unicorns, Unicycles, UnitardsUnicorn, Unitard, Unicycle: Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.
Animals, Elephants, ImageryIt’s Just One Of Those Days: A baby elephant falls in the mud.
Computer Games, Imagery, MarioIt’s A-me, Mario!: Mario emerging from a drainpipe.
Imagery, Movie Posters, PiranhasPiranhas On An Escalator: If I were you, I’d take the stairs…
Animals, Food, ImageryBoiled Lobster: “I hate the way they scream when you boil them!”
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery90’s Gamer: Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90’s…
Animals, Art, Bananas, Carving, Food, Horses, ImageryBanana Carving: Banana Carving.
Darth Vader, ImageryBreathe Right: Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.
Animals, Imagery, SharksMisunderstood Sharks: Misunderstood Sharks.
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy, TechnologyApple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield: A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.
Cars, Imagery, Roads, SignsTired? Powernap Now.: Tired? Powernap now.
Flash, ImageryVision Test: Vision Test.
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, Imagery, MethMeth Lab Dog: Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab!
Racist, RedneckA Redneck Love Poem: Susie Lee done fell in love…
Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéKiwi Condoms: Australia runs out of condoms…
SexistEx Wife: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my ex-wife…
Bsod, Clippit, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.
Australia, New Zealand, RacistKiwi Pig Sheep: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…
Animals, RisquéDoctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…: Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…
Religious, Risqué, WorkCorporate Lessons: Corporate lessons.
Fish, Imagery, MermaidsReverse Mermaid: You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
Bananas, Cars, Food, ImageryGet In The Banana: No time to explain. Get in the banana!
Comics, English, ImageryThe Accidental Conversation Loop: My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.
Apple, Imagery, Ipad, Portal, Technology, ValveValve’s “Portal”, As An IPad Decoration.: Valve’s “Portal”, as an iPad decoration.
Imagery, Newspapers, TechnologyAll This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial: All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.
ImageryPositive For Coke: You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.
Fire, ImageryFire Distinguisher: Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that’s fire…
Imagery, NinjasNinja Exit: Ninja Exit Only
Animals, Cats, Imagery, SignsHelp Cat Neds Air: Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
☺Notice: Notice is hereby given…
Imagery, TattoosFree Tattoo Removal: Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, KittensNo Sitz: I be here!
Highway Patrol, Police, Speeding, WorkcoverSweet Justice: Workcover versus the police…
Religious, RisquéSisters Of St Francis: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…
Earth, Imagery, Risqué, Solar SystemDon’t Masturbate: Don’t Masturbate!
Autocorrect, Imagery, Iphone, SmsBroken Penis: I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
Coronavirus, Gynaecology, ImageryVisiting Your Gynaecologist During Coronavirus: Visiting your Gynaecologist during Coronavirus
ImageryWill Not Load Fully: This picture will not load fully!
Dads, Imagery, Jokes, Phones, SmsSometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward: Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll!
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, SexistXBOX Girlfriend: A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…
Birth Control, Imagery, RisquéEffective Birth Control: The most effective birth control method known to man.
Geeky, InternetUsing AOL? Mind If We LOL?: Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?
Babies, ImageryWomb Service: Hello, Womb Service? I’d like a double order of hot wings…
Computers, Imagery, InternetNew Mail: 10 years ago…
Apple, Boobs, Fashion, Imagery, Ios, Risqué, ShirtsSlide To Unlock: A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.
Animals, ImagerySeven Sharks: If you own 7 cats then people will think you’re crazy…
Computers, Geeky, ImageryKeyboards: Amusing Keyboards
SexistWinter Classes For Men: Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults
Artists, Justin Bieber, MusiciansDear Justin Bieber Haters: I owe my life to Justin Bieber…
Biology, Imagery, MathBiology, Multiplication And Division: Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…
Animals, Australia, Cockatoos, Flies, Imagery, Kangaroos, Kookaburras, Magpies, Possums, Snakes, Spiders, SunburnTypically Australian Problems: Some typically Australian problems that other people don’t face.
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryBread Dog: The Amazing Bread Dog.
Computers, GeekyUnix Commands: Amusing UNIX commands.
Coronavirus, Imagery, Video Conferencing, Work, ZoomCoronavirus Zoom Conference: Zoom Conference: Can everyone hear me?
English, ImageryYou You Read The First Line Wrong?: What if I told you you read the first line wrong?
Dba, Geeky, Imagery, SqlDBA/SQL Humour: An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, “May I join you?”
Coronavirus, Cruises, Face Masks, Imagery, Sunbathing, SunburnJust Back From Our Cruise. Had A Great Time.: Just back from our cruise. Had a great time.
Hunger Games, Imagery, Katniss Everdeen, Kristen Stewart, Movies, Movie Stars, Smiling, TwilightKristen Stewart Smiles: I don’t always smile, but when I do, I don’t.
Australia, Buses, Explosions, Imagery, InalaSorry For Party Rocking: Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.
America, Cia, Cocaine, Coke, Drugs, ImageryCIA: We Put The Coke In America: CIA: we put the coke in America.
Animals, Giraffes, Imagery, SpidersGiraffe Spider: A giraffe spots a spider…
Geeky, ImageryVoice: Scrooge and Donald on IRC.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, SmsCat Facts: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts!
All Your Base, Geeky, Imagery, InternetAll Your Base...: All your base are belong to us.
Apple, Bill Gates, Computers, Heaven, Imagery, Microsoft, Phones, Religious, Steve Jobs, WindowsSteve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn’t have any wall or fence…
Mechanics, UnderwearAlways Wear Underwear: Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
☺The Poodle And The Leopard: Experience trumps youth.
Animals, Animated, Australia, Emus, Imagery, KangaroosKangaroo Kicks Boy: A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.
Aeroplanes, Aircraft, Imagery, WarRequesting Air Support: Requesting Air Support! “Believe in yourself. You can do it!”
Geeky, InternetCannot Find The Damn File: Cannot find the damn file…
Advertising, Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, VintageSabrina Projects: Sabrina demonstrates the world’s finest projection equipment…
Mayans, Movies, Predictions, The Hobbit, TolkienMayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie: Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.
JokesComplimentary Pretzels: A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”
ImageryVegetative State: Vegetative State.
Alcohol, Holidays, Imagery, WineHoliday Workout: Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.
Boats, Books, Fishing, Reading, Sexist, WomenNever Argue With A Woman: Never Argue with a Woman…
Animals, Imagery, SharksShark! What?: Shark! What?
Geeky, Imagery, RomanceRoses Are #FF0000: Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
Alcohol, Drunk, ImagerySlur In Cursive: When I drink, I don’t slur my words… I speak in cursive.
Android, Galaxy Note, Imagery, Phones, Samsung, TechnologyBattery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.: In what is perhaps one of the more stupid “features” on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying “Battery fully charged. Unplug charger.” As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.
Boats, Burials, Cemetries, Funerals, Imagery, SexistBoat Funeral: A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…
ImageryWhat Is A Sonofabitch?: What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI See What You Did There: I see what you did there… also, over here…
SexistMen Are Happier: Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?
ImageryAll Images: All Images
Darth Vader, Imagery, Kristen StewartMore Expressions Than Kristen Stewart: Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Imagery, Jobs, WorkHonesty: Your Greatest Weakness: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Imagery, PhonesJester App: Sorry–you've been replaced by an app…
Banks, ImageryI Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…: I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…
Imagery, PhonesPhone Tails: That’s right dear, our ancestors had tails.
America, Guns, Imagery, Police, RacistAnd I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!: And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! ‘Merica!
Animals, Cats, Imagery, MetallicaMettalicat: Mettalicat: Sleeps with one eye open, gripping his pillow tight.
Geeky, InternetAmusing Chat: Humour from the world of Internet Chat
Animals, Cars, Driving, Imagery, KoalasDon’t Worry I’m Koalafied To Drive: Don’t worry I’m Koalafied to drive.
Arthur C Clarke, Astrology, QuotationsI Don’t Believe In Astrology: I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.
Animals, Animated, Hamsters, ImageryHamster Flying: How to make your hamster fly…
Imagery, WorkNothing To Do: In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, MsnMSN Shuts Down: We reminisce about “the good old days” of MSN…
Animals, ImageryAntique Tables: Made Daily…
Geeky, ImageryOhm: …ohm.
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Showers, VintageBradley Group Showers: Bradley Group Showers.
ReligiousThe Atheist & The Bear: The Atheist and the Religious Bear
Imagery, PoliticalWill Be President For Food: Boy sitting next to sign “No Campaigning beyond This Point” holding sign “Will Be President for Food”.
Advertising, Imagery, Men, Sexist, SignsThis Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…: This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won’t.
Jokes, RisquéWhere Is Amanda’s Husband?: Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…
ImageryHard To Pay Fine: Touching wires causes instant death…
ImageryCaution: Door May Open: Caution: Door May Open.
Animals, Dachshunds, Dogs, Imagery, RacingDachshund Racing: Googled “dachshund racing”. Was not disappointed.
Imagery, Iphone, Nokia, PhonesNokia Versus The IPhone: The strongest phones ever!
Animals, Flamingos, ImageryGarden Flamingo: Garden Flamingo…
Flying, Imagery, SportFlying – Because Golf Only Takes One Ball: Flying – because softball, baseball, football, basketball, soccer, bowling and golf only take one ball.
Food, Imagery, ThymeToo Much Thyme On My Hands: I’ve got way too much tyme on my hands.
Animals, Camels, Children, Donkeys, ImageryYour Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel: Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?
ImageryHoliday House: The Holiday House
Boats, Fishing, Imagery, Logan, RacistFishing, Logan Style: Fishing, Logan Style.
Imagery, TurtlesA Wee Turtle: A wee turtle…
Cars, Drugs, Imagery, PoliceHow High Are You?: How High Are You? No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you”.
Alcohol, Cooking, Imagery, WineCooking With Wine: I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
For Sale, Imagery, Posters, PrintersPrinter For Sale: Printer For Sale. Works Terribly.
Imagery, WifiBasic Human Needs: Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.
Cooking, Frypans, ImageryNon-stick Frypan: A stuck non-stick frypan…
ImageryProblem Solving Flowchart: A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.
Books, Imagery, PhobiasEverything You Wanted To Know About Phobias: Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)
Imagery, Memory, Protests, RalliesBetter Memory: What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?
Sexist, WomenWords Women Use: Words women use, and what they really mean.
ImagerySuper Batman: The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!
Geeky, InternetDiary Of An AOL Luser: Diary of an AOL Luser.
Police, RisquéPanties: Policewoman: Anything you say will be taken down!
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyHow Babies Are Made: How babies are made (with an air pump).
Imagery, TvThinking Outside The Square: A sideways television.
AustraliaText Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.: Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
PoliticalAbbott And Costello Go To Washington: Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Dear Abby, Imagery, Motorbikes, Relationships, SexistDear Abby, I’ve Never Written To You Before…: Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…
Animals, JokeThe Dead Rabbit: The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…
Joke, MathMath Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
Imagery, SmsBack From The Dead: Woo, it’s me! Back from the dead!
Children, Imagery, PaintChildren Painting: Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.
Imagery, WifiWireless Networks: Wireless networks could save your life!
ImageryButtons: Lots of buttons…
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerWhat Are We? Browsers!: What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, RisquéBitches & Hose: Having so much fun…
Elderly, Hearing Aids, ImageryExpensive Hearing Aid: A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
Imagery, ShipsA Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
Imagery, RisquéFingering A Minor: Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.
Acid, Animals, Cats, Cocaine, Coffee, Drugs, Heroin, Imagery, Marijuana, Mushrooms, Shrooms, WeedDrug Cats: An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…
English, WordsWhat Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Animals, Babies, Biblical, Dogs, Imagery, ReligiousTake His Wife And Flee: It seems Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but she looked back and turned into a pillar of salt! What happened to the flea?
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasI Love You Zebra: Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.
Cars, Imagery, PoliceMisleading The Public: $100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SuicideSuicidal Bananas: A collection of suicidal bananas.
Apple, Computers, Geeky, Linux, Mac, WindowsHow To Fix Any Computer: A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.
Children, Parenting, Risqué“Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?”: Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?
Animals, Imagery, LlamaA Shaved Llama: A shaved Llama
Imagery, RisquéHebrew Cave Paintings: Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…
Comics, ImageryThe Street Is Closed: Oh no—we’re trapped in here. The street is closed.
Australia, Bank Notes, Banks, Imagery, Money, PoliticalAustralian Bank Notes: Australian Bank Notes.
Animals, RisquéThe Lone Ranger: The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…
English, Etymology, Imagery, Languages, SpanishEntero Somewhere Elso: English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.
Bananas, Fruit, ImageryAppealing Attire: I find this attire… appeeling.
Imagery, Self-help, SexSex Maniac: Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…
Facebook, Imagery, RisquéFacebook Sex: Taking status updates too far.
Imagery, Michael Jackson, Performers, SingersMichael Jackson Is Dead: You Can Come Out Now…
Boobs, Elevators, Imagery, RisquéThis Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator: This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.
Animals, Cats, ImageryAbercrombie & Cat: Abercrombie & Cat
Imagery, TeaMr. Tea: Mr. Tea the teapot.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Mayans, PredictionsWorst Apocalypse Ever: [A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] “Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever.”
Animals, Imagery, OttersOtter Nonsense: I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense…
Energy Drinks, Geeky, Imagery, Rubiks CubesMonster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!
Cars, ReligiousRoad Rage: Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it…
Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryReality: Worst game ever.
☺Idiots: Idiots everywhere…
Animated, Coffee, ImageryAnimated Coffee: Coffee with emotion.
Bras, Imagery, New Zealand, Racist, Risqué, SportThe All Blacks Bra: Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.
Asian, Facebook, Imagery, RacistHumans Of Sunnybank: In Asia culture, it’s important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That’s why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.
Animals, Carrots, Food, Imagery, Rabbits, VegetablesSuccess Is Not Always What You See: Success is not always what you see…
Children, Imagery, ParentingAn Angry Child: If she doesn’t put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!
Imagery, SocksThe Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, Imagery, MelbourneThe 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.
CatsHappy Pussy: A collection of amusing cat pictures.
Droids, Imagery, Star WarsLook, Sir. Droids!: These are not the droids you are looking for.
America, RacistAmerican State Mottos: American State Mottos…
Animals, Chocolate, Easter, Easter Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsJust Some Bunny That I Used To Know: Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
Babies, Drinking, Imagery, Studying, The RockWhat Are Your Plans For The Weekend?: What are your plans for the weekend? Studying. [shocked look] Drinking! Drinking!
Afghanistan, RacistInvestment Opportunity: Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.
RacistOnly In America...: Only in America…
Babies, Children, Daycare, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Daycare: Logan Daycare: Just for the whole day
Sexist, WorkDon’t Copy If You Can’t Paste: Don’t copy if you can’t paste…
Batman, Imagery, WomenNana Nana Nana Batman!: Nana Nana Nana Batman!
Australia, Football, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SportWell, I Guess We’ll Beheading Home Now: Well, I guess we’ll beheading home now…
Children, Cleaning, Imagery, MopsStupid Child Efficiency Mop: Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, Rock And RollChook Heavy Metal Guitarist: A heavy metal guitarist chicken
Chinese, Imagery, Newspapers, SubmarinesHiding Submarines: China may be using sea to hide its submarines
Imagery, MenI'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips: I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.
Imagery, Mexico, RacistMexico’s National Sport: What is Mexico’s national sport? Cross country.
English, GrammarParaprosdokians: Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
ImageryThe Ego Boost Urinal: The Ego Boost Urinal.
Africa, Animals, Bikes, ImageryUpsetting The Food Chain: A zebra on a motorbike…
Animals, Imagery, RacistBlack Bears: Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…
Boats, Imagery, IslandsBoat! Land!: Boat! Land!
Imagery, MathSeven Ate Nine: Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…
Alcohol, Animated, Fire, Imagery, Racist, Russia, SneezingIn Russia People Sneeze Fire: In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.
Cling-wrap, Imagery, WorkCling-wrap Fun: Cling-wrap fun.
☺How To Make Sure You’re A Normal Person: A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalKevin Rudd’s Ego: Kevin Rudd’s Ego.
Animals, Harry Potter, Horses, ImageryWingardium Levi-horse-a: Wingardium levi-horse-a!
RisquéTemptation: Temptation, by a soon to be married man.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat Bag: It’s a cat bag. Not too sure what else to say about this…
Animals, Chickens, Eggs, Imagery, SignsBoneless Chicken: Boneless Chicken
Beer, Geeky, Imagery, WorkUltimate Camouflage: An office beer fridge…
Advertising, Cooking, Imagery, Sexist, VintageCook – That’s What Wives Are For!: The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!
Imagery, Marriage, Men, WomenMarriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples: Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.
Imagery, Signs, WarningsThrew Caution To The Wind: Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryCat: The Dog Went Missing: Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I’m sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I’m so sad…
America, English, Imagery, RacistEnglish (Traditional) And English (Simplified): English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).
Game Shows, TvAmusing Hollywood Squares Answers: Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.
America, Capitalist, ImageryIn Capitalist America…: Bank robs you!
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyCombo Hit: Streetfighter Style: Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
Dinosaurs, Imagery, MuseumsTrannysaurus: Trannysaurus: You’re fired.
America, Democracy, Imagery, TvWelcome To The USA: The Government where the money’s made up and the debt doesn’t matter.
Imagery, PoliceA Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said “Papers”: A cop just pulled me over and said “Papers”… so I said “Scissors, I win” and drove off…
Alcohol, ImagerySlimming Drink: You look so much better after a glass or two!
Advertising, Australia, Billboards, CarsRAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown: You don’t want to be stuck out here.
Cars, Imagery, MoviesDiesel: Hey, wanna know what I put in my car?
ImagerySteady Hand – The Results: Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)
English, Grammar, ImageryGrammar Matters: Two Google searches: One for “how can u” and one for “how can an individual”
Political, SchoolMath Instruction: At Heathrow Airport today…
Animals, Australia, Dangerous, ImageryDangerous Australia: It’s no wonder we all live here…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean?: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Imagery, Political, Snowden, Spying, WikileaksEdward Snowden Buys A Plane Ticket From Moscow To Havana…: Snowden buys a plane ticket from Moscow to Havana. Over 30 journalists pay last-minute airfare for a ticket on the same flight. The doors shut, the plane takes off, and [Edward] Snowden is not on the plane. It’s a 16-hour flight.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Snow, SnowballsThe Cat & The Snowball: The Cat & the Snowball.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryAchilles’ Heel: You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…
Hippies, Imagery, ShirtsPassive Agressive Hippie: Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?
Cars, ImagerySideways Car: It’s a little confusing…
ReligiousThe Pope Is Busted: After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo…
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, Imagery, TurtlesTurtle Cavalry: Onward, alligator steed!
Imagery, Sexist, Tv, WomenCooking Shows: If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.
Animals, Eggs, Giraffes, ImageryGiraffe Egg: Giraffe Egg.
Hammer, ImageryStop! Hammer Time: Stop! Hammer Time!
Australia, History, RacistA Brief History Of Australia: Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy “Crocodile” Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.
America, Animals, Australia, Birds, Eagles, Imagery, RacistAmerican Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle: American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.
Animated, Imagery, MedicalRoot Canal: Amusing animated image of root canal treatment
Advertising, Boats, Imagery, Oceans, Oxi-clean, ShipsThe Power Of Oxi-Clean: The Power of Oxi-Clean.
Blonde, Cars, SexistBlondeStar: What to do when you’re locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…
Imagery, Motorbikes, SportOh Look, A Penny: Oh look, a penny!
RisquéMonica: Monica walks into her dry cleaning store…
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6: Bend It Like Beckham: iPhone 6: Bend it like Beckham.
Cars, Geeky, TechnologyCars And Computers: General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…
Illusion, ImageryIllogical Lego: Illogical Lego.
Australia, Coronavirus, Imagery, Political, Politicians, Scott MorrisonA Visual Representation Of Scott Morrison’s Address To The Nation: A visual representation of Scott Morrison’s address to the nation tonight
☺Got To Love Drunk People: >A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…
Canada, Imagery, Protests, RiotsCanadian Riots: Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?
Geeky, ImageryReach Out: Reach Out!
Babies, ImageryResisting A Rest: If I refuse to nap… is that resisting a rest?
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Mayans, PredictionsMayans Predicting The Future: Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
Dating, Imagery, Relationships, SexistAnd Then I Said: And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.
ImageryTrapped Miners: The first photo of the trapped miners…
Coronavirus, Hands, Hand Washing, Imagery, WashingRemember To Wash Your Hands!: My drawing is not great but please remember to wash your hands. Stay safe guys!
Children, Grace, PrayersSix Year Old Praying: A mother invited some people to dinner…
Animals, Drugs, ImageryFlying Ants: How ants began to fly…
Drugs, Food, ImageryEminem Drug Bust: Eminem Drug Bust.
Food, Imagery, PizzaI Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes: I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
Computers, GeekyOperating System Airlines: Operating System Airlines.
Imagery, LoveThis Summarises My Love Life: This summarises my love life. I’m the guy in blue…
Imagery, ReligiousBelieve In Reincarnation: Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.
Animals, Beavers, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Fish, Frogs, Horses, Imagery, Puns, Rabbits, ZebraPunny Animals: Who ever invented the “knock-knock jokes” should get a no-bell prize!
Imagery, Numbers, Star WarsWhy Was Five Afraid Of Seven?: Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryJust Being A Cat: Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus’ bein’ a cat.
ImageryBefore Tweeting: In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.
Bananas, Food, Hats, ImageryBanana Hat: Banana hat…
Animals, Irish, RacistIrish Pets: Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…
Bread, Food, Imagery, TonguesPlease Use Tongue.: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.
Bogans, Imagery, Iphone, SpeakersBogan Bass: Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.
Fonts, Imagery, TypographyBe Bold: Be bold or italic. Never regular.
Sexist, WomenWhen A Woman Says “what?”: When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
America, Canada, RacistU.S. Ship Versus Canadian: U.S. Ship versus Canadian.
Comics, Imagery, VeganI Am Going Vegan: I am going vegan
GeekyQ209354 - HOWTO: How to RTFM…
Animated, ImageryWait!: Wait…
Birds, Imagery, RavensWhere Have You Been All Weekend?: Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.
Aboriginal, Australia, Gay, RacistAboriginal Jobs: At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…
Batman, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, SmsI’m Batman: SMS conversation between Tim and Batman.
Imagery, SportHandegg: Football versus Handegg: It’s not football…
Imagery, Jobs, Pie Charts, Statistics, WorkChance Of Keeping Your Job If You’re Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time: Chance of keeping your job if you’re wrong more than 75% of the time.
Books, ImageryRead Your Book Case: A bookcase worth reading.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryAnimals That Didn’t Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!: Animals that didn’t expect their humans to come home so early!
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHide Yo Kids!: Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!
Imagery, RisquéAdult Dog Store: A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.
Animals, Dogs, ImagerySo We Got Pugsy A New Chew Toy…: So we got Pugsy a new chew toy…
Imagery, Motorbikes, RisquéSexy Motorbike: I am not too sure what to say about this…
RisquéSanta’s Stressful Christmas: Santa’s Stressful Christmas
Animals, Imagery, Spiders, ZombiesZombie Apocalypse Spider: I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can’t stand up to a spider.
Angry Birds, Animals, Australia, Birds, Computer Games, ImageryAngry Birds Australia: Angry Birds Australia…
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal This Opening: I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: There’s Something About Osmethne: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Boobs, Bsod, Computers, Fashion, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Sexist, Shirts, Windows, WomenI Love My BSOD: Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.
Imagery, Queensland, WinterI Absolutely Love Winter In Queensland.: I absolutely love winter in queensland. Last year it was a Wednesday.
☺News Headlines: Amusing news headlines
Geeky, ImageryIPad Stone: iPad versus a stone.
Bankruptcy, Divorce, Imagery, LiquorBankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor: Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor.
Cars, Imagery, PetrolThe Bank Account Gas Ratio: The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.
Money, Quotations, SchwarzeneggerHaving More Money Doesn’t Make You Happier: Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Alcohol, Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Skateboards, Smoking, WineBad Dog Is Banned From The Park: I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.
Emergency, Imagery, Out Of OrderEmergency: Out Of Order: Please do not have an emergency!
Imagery, RisquéThumb War: One, two three, four. I declare a thumb war…
Computers, GeekyRandom Number: A simple function to return a random number.
Imagery, Movies, RomanceGirlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight: Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…
France, Germany, Imagery, RacistAngela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…: Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”
Cars, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Imagery, PetrolExpecto Petroleum!: Expecto Petroleum!
Education, Imagery, School, TeachersExplain These Bad Grades: 1969: A child’s parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child’s parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.
Imagery, SexistHusband Glasses: I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.
Imagery, PhonesJack’s Phone: Why aren’t you answering…?
Imagery, Psychotherapists, TherapyHappy People: If you don’t see happy people, you need therapy!
Alcohol, ChemistryAlcohol Is A Solution: Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Computer Games, Education, Games, Imagery, Internet, Minecraft, School, TestsMinecraft: Create A Simple Door: Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, The MatrixThe Matrix: What is The Matrix?
Animals, ImageryCat Legs: There really isn’t much else to say about this.
Animals, Boobs, Imagery, SlothsLook At This Boob: Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.
☺Dear Thigh Fat: Help the needy?
Medical, RisquéBetter Than A Flu Shot: Better than a Flu Shot
Dogs, ImageryMy Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter’s Purse.: My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter’s purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.
Imagery, Monday, Punch, WorkThe Monday Punch: The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.
Advertising, Food, Fountain, Imagery, Tomato Sauce, WoolworthsBuy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!: Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!
Political, RisquéHillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…: Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Aboriginal, Australia, Imagery, Racist, The RockStolen Generator: So I heard about the stolen generation…
Centrelink, Imagery, WineDrinking A Nice Wine: Drinking a nice wine while listening to classical music…
Animals, Australia, Crocodiles, Emus, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Police, Sharks, Spiders, Woolworths26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia: When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.
Cars, ImageryCar Alarms: Car alarms: They piss me off!
America, Imagery, North Korea, Obama, RacistNorth Korea: I Will Destroy America: North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!
Imagery, Musicians, Rolling Stones, ZombiesZombies!: Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it’s just the Rolling Stones… carry on!
Canada, Etiquette, ImageryHolding Doors: Holding Doors: A Question of Distance.
Facebook, ImageryFacebook Illusion: Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!
Aeroplanes, Imagery, Oceans, SubmarinesSubmarines In The Sky: Did you know that there are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky?
Babies, ImageryDraw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby: Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.
ImageryFight Apathy: …or don’t.
Dalai Lama, Daleks, Dr Who, Imagery, Reincarnation, TvDalek Lama: Reincarnate! Reincarnate!
Animals, Computer Games, Games, Imagery, PhonesAngry Birds: Angry Birds attend Anger Management.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Little Hand: I wish you could give me a little hand…
Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyBack-Up: Image of man backing-up with computer.
Birds, Imagery, WifiHe’s Got Wifi: Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.
Animals, Australia, Cats, Horse Racing, Horses, Imagery, Jockeys, Melbourne Cup, SportMelbourne Cup Cat Horse: Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.
Cosmetics, ImageryPapercut Locator: Papercut Locator.
Imagery, MedicalHearing Aids: Hearing aids…
Beer, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Predictions2 Mayan Guys: [2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.
Geeky, JokesIP Jokes: I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
Computers, Evolution, ImagerySomething Went Terribly Wrong: Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.
Animals, Cats, ImageryPlease Don’t Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!: Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Notices, Parrots, SignsParrot BBQ: Parrot Lost: Parrot BBQ!
Halloween, Imagery, Pumpkins, VegetablesAngry Pumpkin Man: Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!
Imagery, SexistHow Could You Be So Insensitive?: How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person’s perspective.
Facebook, Imagery, Sexist, Sport, VolleyballLadies Beach Volleyball: Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there’s already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.
English, Grammar, Imagery, School, TeachersGrammar Vandal: When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma’am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.
Advertising, April Fools, Ikea, Imagery, Product Recalls, ToolsIKEA Product Recall: IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day
Computers, ImageryAlready Exists: skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.
Jokes, MathMath Joke: Math joke.
ImageryMartha Stewart’s New Digs: Martha Stewart’s New Digs
Imagery, Israeli, Palestinian, Political, RacistIsraeli Settlers: Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…
America, Congress, Imagery, It Crowd, PoliticalCongress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?: Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, TechnologyIPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet: A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5.
Bikes, Imagery, PostsHave You Seen This Post?: Have you seen this post? He didn’t.
GrammarI. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.: I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
GeekyHuman Hotfix: Hotfix Patch for Humans released.
Imagery, Music, Rock, RocksJust Listening To Some Rock: Just listening to some rock
Animals, Imagery, TurtlesYou’ll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle: You’ll never be as happy as this turtle.
Imagery, MoviesNeville: Neville would have done it in four books.
Homework, Imagery, SchoolSelf Referencing Homework: What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
Animals, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Mice, Risqué, SexHow Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Food, Imagery, Pasta, TrucksPasta Truck: A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.
Blonde, SexistBlonde Betting: A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…
English, Grammar, QuotationsAmusing Quotes & One-Liners: Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.
Animals, Cars, Children, Girls, Horses, ImageryNo Pony For Christmas: No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!
Imagery, ToiletsPeeing: Expert Mode: Peeing: Expert Mode
Food, Imagery, Microwaves, ScienceNo Science In This Microwave: Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.
Asian, Imagery, Iphone, Racist, RiceIf Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice: If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Imagery…and So It Was.: It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!
Animals, Circuses, Dwarfs, Hippopotamuses, ImageryHippo Eats Dwarf: A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…
Gandalf, Harry Potter, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, Star WarsHow To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture: How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.
Animated, Fighting, Imagery, WweThrown Out Of The Ring: Thrown out of the Ring.
Animals, Bears, Guns, ImageryWhat Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?: I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!
Credit Cards, Genies, Imagery, Sexist, WomenIrresistible To Women: Make me irresistible to women
Comics, Dancing, Imagery, Ireland, Irish, Irish DanceThe Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two: Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland’s oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O’Hara made a terrible discovery…
Advertising, Imagery, Motorola, Tv, VintageTelevision Benefits Your Children: How television benefits your children.
English, GrammarIf Your A Grammar Nazi: If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.
Imagery, Paper, SignsIs It Me You’re Looking For?: Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
Illusion, ImageryThey See Us Rollin’: They See Us Rollin’… We Aren’t…
Animals, Imagery, OctopusesDrunk Octopus Wants To Fight: Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight…
Australia, Imagery, Logan, RacistAll Trades Logan: All Trades Logan.
Bikes, ImagerySquare Bike: Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.
Animals, Australia, Birds, Dingoes, Dolphins, Fish, Galahs, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Parrots, Penguins, Snakes, Toads, TurtlesAccurate Animal Names: Australian Edition: Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
Guns, Imagery, ToastToast Toasts Toast?: If guns don’t kill people, people kill people, does that mean…
Blacks, Imagery, RacistBlacks For Sale: They can still do that?
Animals, Bears, Cartoons, Imagery, PigsJackass Piglet: Hi, my name’s piglet and this is Jackass.
Charts, Computer Games, Imagery, Pacman, Pie ChartsPacman Pie Chart: The Pacman pie chart.
Facebook, Imagery, MoneyHow To Make Money From Facebook: How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to “Account Settings”; 2) Press “Deactivate your account”; 3) Go to work.
Medical, RisquéKeep Off The Grass: A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…
Illusion, ImageryCrazy Sphere: A crazy sphere
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, RisquéElephant Upskirt: Elephant Upskirt.
Clouds, Computers, Imagery, TechnologyWhat Are Clouds Made Of?: Daddy, what are clouds made of?
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, Star WarsStar Wars: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Illusion, ImageryMoving Illusion: A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.
ImageryMissed You...: Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption “When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME”
Imagery, MilkLying About Skim Milk: There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, WorkI Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.: I used to smile… until I worked retail.
Alcohol, Beer, Imagery, WineIn Wine There Is Truth: In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.
Computers, Sms, WindowsWindows Frozen: Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen.”
Animals, Golf, Imagery, Sport, TurtlesWorld’s Largest Golf Ball: World’s largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.
Flowcharts, Imagery, SexistHow To Argue With A Woman: A flowchart.
Animals, Bears, Imagery, PenguinsDo One Brave Thing Today: Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!
☺Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…: Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…
Imagery, SexistHair Dryer: Darling, please give me the hair dryer…
Computers, ImageryTimes Change: …but other things don’t.
Geeky, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman: Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.
Duct Tape, Imagery, WorkEmergency Bridge Repair Team: Duct Tape: Good for anything.
Chess, Feminists, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHow To Play Chess: How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.
Animals, JokePygmy Dinosaur Hunter: The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…
Facebook, Imagery, InternetFuture Man: So you’re saying people will “tweet” what they’re eating for breakfast?
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Don’t Make Us Violent – Lag Does!: Video games don’t make us violent – lag does!
Bones, Imagery, SkeletonsThe Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones: The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.
Animals, Conspiracies, Dogs, Imagery, SheepThat Conspiracy Stuff: I’m telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…
Animals, Dogs, Driving, Imagery, SexistDog Decides Better Driver: My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.
Animals, Imagery, SharksFlying Sharks: Flying sharks… we’re screwed.
America, Australia, Birds, Horror Movies, Imagery, MagpiesAustralian Horror Story: American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story
Capitalism, Imagery, PoliticalSuffering From Capitalism: Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.
Imagery, Winnie The PoohPooh Everywhere: Watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere!
Geeky, Imagery, Scientific, UniversityHow People In Science See Each Other: How People in Science See Each Other.
Imagery, RisquéPremature Ejaculators Anonymous: Man stating he ‘came too soon’ in front of sign stating ‘premature ejaculators anonymous’.
Facebook, Imagery, NewspapersReal Life Facebook: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…
ImagerySuperman’s Social Network Nightmare: Superman’s Social Network Nightmare.
Bikes, Imagery, NoticesBicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.: Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!
America, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Obama, Political, PredictionsThe Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed: At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.
Imagery, RisquéThe Exact Spot My Zipper Broke: The exact spot my zipper broke.
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, Robots, Sharks, VacuumsRobot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase: Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.
Africa, Animals, ImageryRhino Painting: A rhinoceros painting…
Imagery, Risqué, SignsNo Public Motor Boating Permitted: No public motor boating permitted.
Food, ImageryI Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning: I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…
GeekyUnusual EBay Feedback: A+++! Would read this amusing page again…
Australia, Cooking, God, Imagery, KitchensIn God’s Kitchen: In God’s Kitchen: What are you cooking?
Christian, Imagery, Jewish, Muslim, RacistAn Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…: An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…
Coffee, Religious, SexistMorning Coffee: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…
Illusion, ImageryShake Your Head: Shake your head
ImageryLow Battery Warning: Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!
Australia, Democracy, Imagery, Political, RisquéAmazing Holes: Amazing Holes from Around the World.
English, GrammarThat’s What She Said: That’s what she said.
Animated, ImagerySpiderman: If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber…
Geeky, ImageryBlackboard: School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.
Imagery, Risqué, SexistThe Lift: A man and woman meet outside an elevator door…
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Eggs: Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…
Australia, Games, Imagery, Logan, Monopoly, RacistLogan Monopoly: Logan Monopoly…
WorkMergers: Amusing mergers.
Blogs, Grammar, Imagery, SpellingMisspelt Blog Post: You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven’t got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…
Balls, Illusion, ImageryAll The Balls Are The Same Colour!: All the balls are the same colour — and that colour is brown
America, Imagery, Political, SpyingMy Computer Hard Drive Crashed. NSA Won’t Send Me Their Backup Copy.: My computer hard drive crashed. NSA won’t send me their backup copy.
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Ugly Whore: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Australia, Cars, Floods, Imagery, MechanicalDunno Mate, Maybe She’s Flooded?: Dunno mate, maybe she’s flooded?
Calendars, Comics, Imagery, MayansThe Mayan Calendar: I only had enough room to go up to 2012…
Geeky, JokesIntellectual Jokes: Believing this statement will make you happier.
Imagery, RocksOrders From A Rock: [On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.
Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Pie ChartsTime Breakdown Of Modern Web Design: The breakdown of modern web design.
Imagery, StovesCool Stoves: Cool Stoves
Australia, Brisbane, Computer Games, Explosions, Guns, Imagery, PoliceBrisbane, GTA Style: Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.
Alcohol, Beer, Fitness, ImageryI Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?: I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!
Guitars, Imagery, MusicFree Air Guitars: Christmas Gift Ideas: Free Air Guitars.
Imagery, SexistRealistic Remotes: Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.
Harry Potter, Imagery, SmsMaster Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!: Well I’m grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming “Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”
Self-checkout, Shopping, Technology, TerminatorUnexpected Item In Bagging Area.: It’s not unexpected, you literally just told me what it is…
Acronyms, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIDK LY TTYL: IDK LY TTYL: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Illusion, ImageryWhat Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?: One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.
Bsod, Geeky, Microsoft, WindowsBSOD: Blue Screen Of Death: The dreaded blue screen of death…
Fonts, Imagery, Running, Sport, Usain BoltUsain Bold, Usain Italic: Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.
Animals, Fish, ImageryCan February March? No, But April May.: Can February March? No, but April May.
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios7, Iphone, Mobiles, PhonesThe New IPhone 5C With IOS 7: The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.
Animals, Imagery, RacoonsOh… Hi… Umm… Meow?: Oh… hi… Umm… meow?
America, France, Ireland, Irish, Racist, RisquéThe Penis Study: The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft…
Geeky, Imagery, InternetYour Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...: Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…
Australia, SexistAussie Men: Aussie men… struggling with the booze…
ImageryApostrophe, Catastrophe: Apostrophe, Catastrophe.
Doctors, HospitalsFinding Information In Hospital: A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital…
Geeky, ItNetwork Truths: The Twelve Networking Truths.
SexistA Love Story With A Happy Ending: Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
Australia, PoliticalCostello’s Reward For Being Loyal: Costello’s reward for being loyal…
Imagery, Math, PiWife Of Pi: He’s irrational and he goes on and on…
Imagery, RocksMy Pet Rock Ran Away: My Pet Rock Ran Away…
Alice In Wonderland, Imagery, Movies, SexistUltimate Chick Flick: Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes
Buffering, Buffy, Imagery, TvBuffy Buffering: Buffy buffering…
Geeky, RisquéEUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1): The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
Animals, Animated, Bananas, Cats, ImageryCat & Banana: The cat and the banana.
Animals, Horses, Imagery, SeahorsesSeahorse: I’m a seahorse. Your argument is invalid.
Imagery, Sexist, TalkingWomen Use About 30,000 Words A Day: Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?
Animals, Animated, Giraffes, ImageryHidden Giraffe: If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…
MedicalSeek And Find You…: I shall seek and find you…
ImageryMcDonald’s Reaches Africa: McDonald’s reaches Africa.
☺Pages By Date: A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.
Imagery, RisquéFlower Porn: Even flowers do it…
Alcohol, ImageryAlcohol Research: Bum holding sign “Need Cash for Alcohol Research”.
Cars, PoliceSpeed Camera: Speed camera revenge…
Animals, Cats, Glasses, ImageryBut These Are For Girls: But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
Redneck, TechnologyTechnology For Country Folk: Technology for Country Folk.
Animated, Australia, Imagery, Internet, Political, TelstraBuilding The NBN From Telstra Copper: Building the NBN from Telstra Copper
Imagery, Music, Musical Instruments, Sex, Violence, ViolinsSax And Violins: Warning: This image contains sax and violins. Viewer discretion is advised.
Cartoons, Comics, Imagery, MoviesThe Bat Cave: The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!
PoliticalPolitically Correct Primer: A politically correct primer.
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Comparison: iPhone 6 Plus Comparison.
Cars, Imagery, MessagesThe 710 Cap: Hun I have a problem in my car…
Imagery, SexistEscape From The Kitchen: You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
Cpr, First Aid, Imagery, SchoolCPR Diagram: You’re next!
Board Games, Imagery, SexistWomen’s Monopoly: By a man…
ImageryWhen You Thought You Ran Over An Animal: When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
Animals, Imagery, Seals, SharksDo Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!: Do not consume if seal is broken!
Breakfast, ImageryHow Did You Get In My House?: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house?” business.
Comics, Guns, Hands, ImageryHands In The Air!: Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don’t care!
ImageryBribing Santa: Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
ImageryEmoticons: Lots of emoticons…
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, SeagullsCat Duck: The Amazing Cat Duck! Or perhaps Cat Seagull?
Food, ImageryLittle Green Balls Of Death: Little Green Balls of Death
Bottles, Imagery, Messages, UsbModern Day Message In A Bottle: A USB stick in a bottle lying on the beach.
Anatidaephobia, Animals, Ducks, ImageryAnatidaephobia: Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Imagery, Mafia, RecruitersRecruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia: Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…
Books, ImageryScary Campfire Stories: Book Style: And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!
Doorbells, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Doorbell: To ring door bell, connect wires.
☺Foot Smart: See if you can outsmart your foot…
Illusion, ImageryHinton’s “Lilac Chaser”: The Dotty Illusion…
Boobs, Cars, Imagery, Risqué, SexistShe Might Scratch The Paint: I know what you’re thinking… she might scratch the paint.
Imagery, Ipad, IphoneFree IPhone To IPad Upgrade: Free iPhone to iPad Upgrade
Imagery, RelationshipsA Woman Hid Under The Bed: To see her husband’s reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: “I left, I’m not coming back.” Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: “I’m going now. The other nut’s gone. I’m on my way, remember I love you so much” He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote… “I can see your feet. I went for bread. Stop being retarded and make dinner…”
Awards, Imagery, Jobs, Roads, WorkThe Winner Of The “Not My Job” Award: The Winner of the “Not My Job” Award goes to…
Computers, Geeky, ImageryWhenever I Have To Force Shutdown: Whenever I have to force shutdown.
☺The Fellowship Of The Ring: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Africa, Bus, ImageryDo You Ever Get So Angry…: Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?
Imagery, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, SnickersKim, Eat A Snickers: Kim Jong-un: I’m going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you’re hungry. Better? Kim: Better.
Imagery, ScissorsI Run With Scissors: I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.
Boobs, SexistTen Things Men Know About Women: Ten things men know about women…
ImageryWhy Women Live Longer Than Men: Genetics - Why women live longer than men.
Cars, Gardens, ImageryMajor Tom’s Ground Control: Major Tom’s Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.
Imagery, Paper, Plants, TreesIrony: Drawing Trees On Paper: Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
Bikinis, Burqa, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SexistWhat A Cruel Male-dominated Culture: It’s a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SpidersSpider Dog: Spider Dog…
Elderly, MemoryElderly Memories: An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…
Africa, Animals, Imagery, MoviesThe Lion King: Proof At Last: Pumbaa & Timon…
Australia, PoliticalPsalm 2009 – 2012: The First Book of Government.
Computer Games, Imagery, Microsoft, XboxXbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick: Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…
Animals, Animated, Dogs, Imagery, TonguesDog Tongue: A dog with a very long tongue.
ImageryProcrastination Issues: I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Drink, Food, ImageryThings To Eat And Drink In Public: Things to eat and drink in public.
Imagery, RacistHas One Night Stand: Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.
Africa, Animals, Cats, Imagery, Lions, TouristsThe Best Photo Caption: A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned “if she hasn’t… she will soon”.
Imagery, RisquéDon’t Fall For This: The CIA is trying to steal my…
Imagery, SexistBefore And After...: Before and after marriage…
Great Expectations, ImageryGreat Expectations: Who hurt you? My own expectations.
Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéAustralian Condoms: New Zealand runs out of condoms…
Animals, Boobs, Bras, Cats, ImageryBooby Trap: Nooo! It’s a booby trap!
Cyclones, Imagery, SupermarketsCyclone Magic Trick: Wanna see a magic trick?
Animals, Cats, Imagery, RacoonsCat Found: Cat Found. Very aggressive.
Hands, Imagery, Risqué, Valentine’s DayValentine Hand: Of course I’ll be your valentine. Let’s stay home and watch some porn.
Imagery, Jokes, Paper, Puns, SignsTearable Puns: These are tearable puns.
Flash, ImagerySteady Hand – A Game Of Skill: A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…
Geeky, SexistDear Tech Support: Girlfriend technical support…
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, Tampons, VintageThe Girls Are Talking About Tampons: The Blonde: It’s invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…
Geeky, ImageryDelete Cookies: Delete cookies?!
Imagery, School24 Chickens: 24 Chickens: The shoe rack at the front door…
Flies, Ipad, NewspapersModern Newspapers: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…
Imagery, Mobiles, Mouse Traps, Phones, TelstraCustomer Retention: Free Phone Telstra Style.
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAre Those Yours?: …they’re turning out so big and cute!
Imagery, Mistakes, PostersMake Some More Mistakes: I’ve learned so much from my mistakes… I’m thinking of making a few more.
ImageryMichael Jackson's Dog: A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson’s dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.
Beer, ChartsBeer Troubleshooting Chart: Beer Troubleshooting Chart.
Helpline, Imagery, Phones, YogaYoga Emergency Hotline: Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?
Animals, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, OttersFilthy Hobitses: Filthy Hobitses
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Mirrors, ParrotsTap That: I’d tap that!
Advertising, Cigarettes, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, VintageBlow In Her Face: Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
Advertising, Apple, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, MacMac Weed: A take-off of the Apple Macintosh switch ads.
Animals, Imagery, RabbitsWhat Rabbits Do: What rabbits do when humans go out…
America, Animals, Australia, Britain, Cows, India, Irish, PoliticalYou Have Two Cows: The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.
Animals, Antelopes, ImageryDid You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?: Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Coathangers, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Coathangers!: Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
Animals, Horses, Imagery, Knights, Monty Python, Riding, TvCouldn’t Find My Coconut Shells.: Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn’t find my coconut shells.
Animals, Cats, Cockroaches, Dogs, Imagery, Men, WomenThe Circle Of Life: The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?
Cars, ImageryAbove The Law Like A Boss: Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.
Animals, Cats, Godzilla, Imagery, KittensGodzilla Kitten: Terrifyingly cute…
Food, Imagery, SexistBut God, She Won’t Even Make Me A Sandwich…: But God, She Won’t Even Make Me a Sandwich…
Animated, Illusion, Imagery, Impossible Triangle, Penrose TrianglePenrose Triangle: Penrose Triangle Animation.
Chewing Gum, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Chewing Gum: Warning: Do not swallow chewing gum!
Cartoons, Food, ImageryChocolate Pudding: It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
ImageryCute Party Trick: Man with finger up nose and out of eye.
☺Helpful Hints: Helpful Hints
Computers, Geeky, ImagerySpeed Reader: Wow you read that fast! You must be a speed reader!
Imagery, Psychotherapists, SignsPsycho The Rapist: Psycho the Rapist It’s one word George!
Accidents, Buses, Imagery, Rivers, Wildlife DocumentariesA Wild Bus Drinking Water: And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.
Earth, ImageryHeld Hands Around The Equator: If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.
Facebook, ImageryI Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…: I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.
Cartoons, ImageryFor A Good Time: For a good time, call…
Comics, Imagery, Movies, WorkPopular Sayings #38: Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Romance, SmsThe Modern Day Romantic: Goodnight my beautiful girl I’m so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3
Computers, GeekyMessage From Your IT Deptartment: Message from your IT Deptartment…
Drugs, ImageryToo High: Quick! Grab my hand! I… I can’t! You’re too high! What?
Risqué, SexistMating Bulls: A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…
ImageryI’m So Sick Of Not Being Understood!: I’m so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?
Animals, Cats, ImageryHello Kitty: It’s sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…
Illusion, ImageryTwelve Or Thirteen?: Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?
Imagery, PinterestIf You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It: If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!
Animals, Geeky, Imagery, Math, SnakesSnakes On A Plane: Snakes on a plane.
Hats, Imagery, SportYou Can’t Beat Stupid…: I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…
Imagery, Sexist, WomenFeminine Instincts: If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
ImageryFurniture Training: Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…
Imagery, PunsThe Highest Form Of Flattery: Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.
SexistCIA Assassin: The CIA had an opening for an assassin…
GeekyHow Many Does It Take...: How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
Australia, Imagery, Matches, Pauline Hanson, Political, Redheads, RednecksRednecks: Redneck Matches…
Facebook, InternetFacebook Farm: A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm…
SexistMen Vs. Women: Men versus women…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Poo Bin: If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.
Babies, Imagery, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Phones, Sms, Taylor Swift, TwitterYo I’m Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…: [Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.
Canada, Flutes, Imagery, SignsCanada Has A Serious Epidemic: Protect yourself and others from the flute.
Animals, Chocolate, Dogs, Heaven, ImageryA Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?: A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.
Art, Geeky, ImageryNational Portrait Gallery: National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…
Imagery, PoliticalThailand Has The Largest Mormon Population: Did you know Thailand has the largest Mormon population in Africa?
WorkPhysical Fitness: This department requires no physical fitness program.
ImageryHow To Be Green: A boardgame: How to be Green…
RisquéTest Your Subconscious: This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…
Cars, ImageryThe Park Anywhere Button: Self-explanatory really.
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Microsoft OfficeMicrosoft Office Suite Pass Key: Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?
Girls, Imagery, Moon, Photography, Sexist, Space, WomenWent To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.: Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Imagery, RisquéSave Paper: Save paper…
Ice, Imagery, MindpowerMelt Ice With My Mind: I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…
Animals, Cupcakes, Food, Imagery, LemursA Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.: A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.
Imagery, Risqué, Tape Measures, ToolsBreakdown Of A Man’s Tape Measure Usage: Breakdown of a man’s tape measure usage
Cartoons, Fire, Imagery, StairsIn Case Of Fire, Take Stairs: In case of fire, take stairs.
Australia, New Zealand, RacistAn Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…: An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…
Imagery, RacistHow To Be Black: How to be Black: An Instructional Book.
Comics, ImageryHorton Hears The Who: Horton Hears the Who
GeekySpellcheck Not Needed: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…
Geeky, ItHow To Please Your IT Department: How to please your IT department.
Al Qaeda, Bin Laden, Imagery, Political, TerrorismI Usually Get 9/11: I don’t always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.
Imagery, StoneNothing Is Written In Stone: Nothing is Written in Stone…
ImageryProof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go: Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.
Betas, Bugs, Calendars, Cartoons, Imagery, MayansMayan’s Beta Calendar Bug: …to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that’s just a temporary problem in the beta version!
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Werewolves, WolvesAware Wolf: A werewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. Aware wolf.
Bikes, Geeky, It, SexistAn IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…: An IT student is walking along with his bike…
Beer, Imagery, RacistHow People From Around The World Open Beer: People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.
Accidents, Cars, ImagerySorry: A Bus Accident: Sorry: A Bus Accident
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TargetMissed Target: Missed Target: So close…
Imagery, Money, Monopoly, StrippersMonopoly Money For Fake Boobs: I think it’s only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
Cars, ImageryFail Towing: Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.
Australia, Imagery, Racist, Tintin, WynnumThe Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum: The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SausagesBanana Sausage: Banana sausage…
Dinosaurs, Imagery, Political, SpyingIf You’re Not Doing Anything Wrong, You Shouldn’t Have Anything To Hide: The government says “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.” If that is true, shouldn’t the government declassify everything?
Girls, Imagery, WorkForgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her: I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.
ShoppingGrocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach: Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.
Farmers, Imagery, Men, Swimming, WomenThe Clever Old Man: One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…
Bmw, Cars, Imagery, WorkBrand New BMW: The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…
☺Pregnancy & Women: Questions: Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
Cars, Imagery, Italy, Racist, Risqué25 Year Old Escort: But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, “Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!”
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyPregnancy Tips: Some useful pregnancy tips…
Imagery, Risqué, SexistGrow Some Balls: Why do people say ‘grow some balls’?
Food, Geeky, ImageryLOL For Lunch: Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéWater Enhanced Breasts: Water Enhanced Breasts…
America, Imagery, Nsa, Obama, Phones, SpyingObama: “Aww No! Both Of You Hang Up!”: Her: “Ok, you hang up.” Him: “No, you hang up.” Her: “Haha, no you hang up.” Obama: “Aww no! Both of you hang up!”
Guns, ImageryThe Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa: A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.
Animals, Imagery, WhalesThe Hey Whale: The Hey Whale. It defies description.
Food, Imagery, TurkeyRoast Turkey With A Doll Head: I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…
ImageryTechnically Correct: …but still wrong.
Animals, Beds, Dinosaurs, ImageryT-Rex Making A Bed: When you’re upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
English, Grammar, ImageryComforting A Grammar Nazi: When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, “there, their, they’re”
Imagery, RisquéDangers Of Masturbation: The Dangers of Masturbation.
Imagery, Jealousy, Relationships, SmsBaby Are You Jealous?: Baby are you jealous?
Cars, Imagery, Logan, My Family Stickers, Racist, StickersLogan My Family Stickers: Logan My Family Stickers.
Business Cards, ImageryYou Have A Nice… Business Card: A business card: “You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.
Children, Imagery, Sexist, ToysTo Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes: To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, Seatbelts, SexistNew Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!: A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.
Arguments, English, Grammar, ImageryArgument Typo: Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Clinton, Dear Abby, Dear Abby, Political, RelationshipsDear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariIE Retarded: I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…
EnglishThe Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy: The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.
Babies, ImagerySpot The Baby: Spot the baby. No, the other one.
ImageryElephant Bone: …just to confuse future archaeologists.
Imagery, Livestream, Nature, TechnologyLive Stream: Can I call you back? I’m watching a live stream…
Board Games, ImageryMarry Me: Scrabble Edition.
Advertising, Guns, Imagery, Revolvers, VintageIsn’t It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?: Isn’t it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?
Imagery, Jokes, ScrabbleScrabble Jokes: I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.
Cars, ImagerySomething Wrong Officer?: Something wrong officer?
Alcohol, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Yoga: Irish Yoga.
America, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalBarack Obama: What I Actually Do: Barack Obama: What I actually do.
Campervans, Camping, Cars, ImageryNot A Happy Camper: Not a Happy Camper.
Imagery, WorkHorse Whisperer: A very amusing workplace complaint.
Animals, Bananas, Dogs, Food, ImageryBanana Dogs: Banana Dogs.
Balloons, Cars, ImageryMissile Balloons: Missile Balloons.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat Eats Watermelon: Cat eats watermelon
Children, ParentingWhy Parents Drink: Why parents drink.
Bananas, Carving, Food, Guns, Imagery, WeaponsBanana Gun: Banana gun…
Food, Imagery, WorkKikkoman When He’s Down: Your boss called to say you’re fired. So I bought your favourite soy sauce…
Imagery, PoliticalMad Magazine’s Boy Grows Up: The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.
Imagery, Signs, SpringSpring Is Here. I’m So Excited I Wet My Plants!: Spring is here. I’m so excited I wet my plants!
Animals, Cars, Cows, Drunk, ImageryDrunk Cows: Drunk Cows: Bruce you are drunk.
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: ROMEO+JULIET: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Blonde, Fruit, Ginger, Hair, Imagery, Strawberries, WomenGinger Versus Strawberry Blonde: This is a strawberry. This is ginger…
Geeky, Imagery, Ninjas, Pirates, ZombiesSurvival Tracking Guide: The Pirate, the Ninja, & the Zombie…
Imagery, Risqué, SexistInteresting ATM: Man using a sexually provocative ATM.
Animals, Cats, ImageryOn A Roll: Don’t try to stop me… ‘cause I am on a roll.
English, GrammarEnglish: Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.
Blonde, Imagery, SexistBlonde Geometry: Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…
Imagery, PiracyPiracy Is Not Theft: Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning.
Art, Imagery, Michelangelo, Paintings, Reenactment, Sistine ChapelMichelangelo: The Re-enactment: A re-enactment of Michelangelo’s famous “The Creation of Adam”.
Bananas, Food, Imagery, ZucchinisGreen Banana: Green banana…
Cars, ImageryGarage Door Covers: Amusing garage door covers
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r H4ml37: Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET
☺Talking Clock: Why, that’s my Talking Clock…
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat In A Cat Box: A cat in a Cat box.
Imagery, Shirts, Tourettes, TshirtsWhat Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!: What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …
Beaches, Imagery, WomenBitches Be Trippin’: Bitches be trippin’
America, Guns, ImageryHow To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.: How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.
☺The World’s Shortest Books: The World’s Shortest Books
Ballerinas, Imagery, WomenFreshly Washed Ballerinas: Freshly washed ballerinas.
Animals, Imagery, Languages, Latin, PigsPig Latin: Pig Latin…
ImageryAwkward Moment: The awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.
Imagery, ShopsBall-type Deodorant: Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it’s for under my arms!
Air Force, Fighter Jets, Imagery, Jets, NavyWrong Button: Fighter jet hits the wrong button.
Africa, Animals, Cars, Elephants, ImageryYou Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…: You know you are having a bad day when…
Animated, ImageryA Teaser: You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…
Animals, ImageryFalling Cows: A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.
Fortune Cookies, ImageryYou Are Not Illiterate.: You are not illiterate.
Babies, Court, Imagery, Jail, Judges3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose: 3 years in jail for stealing my nose!
ImageryBatman Downsized: Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, Nokia, PhonesIPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310: iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?
Accidents, Animals, Canada, Imagery, Moose, News, TvCanadian News: Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.
Imagery, Topgear, TvIs There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?: Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.
Buses, ImageryGo Home Bus, You’re Drunk!: Go home bus, you’re drunk!
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TrucksThe Road To Success: On the road to success, there are no shortcuts…
Easter, Eggs, ImageryDye Job: Check out the dye job on her? Tramp!
Imagery, SignsDon’t Grow Up: Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Animals, Imagery, SlugsFeeling Sluggish: I’ve been feeling a bit sluggish…
Imagery, MathImaginary Friend: Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!
Illusion, ImageryThe Angry/Calm Illusion: The Angry/Calm Illusion.
Chocolate, Geeky, Homes, Honey, Imagery, Milk, PhonesQuite Literally…: I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I’m home. Chocolate milk shake.
Animals, Cats, Geeky, ImagerySchrödinger’s Cat: Wanted: Dead & Alive…
Ice Cream, ImageryI Scream Cone: I Scream Cone.
Cars, Geeky, Imagery, SqlSpeed Camera Hack: Car with SQL injection taped to the front.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFree Puppy: Free puppy…
Imagery, Real EstateLaminated Room: List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.
Coffee, Hipsters, Imagery, SignsHow Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.
Jewellery, Jokes, Puns, RingsSomeone Stole My Mood Ring: Someone stole my mood ring.
Comics, Education, ImageryUnused Diploma.: I’d like to return this. It’s unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, MarriageMarriage: Before & After (Chicken Style): Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).
Animated, Geeky, Imagery, PhotoshopAdobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working: The realest photography struggle ever…
Imagery, Risqué, SignsPlease Use Finger: Pen is broken - please use finger.
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Missing Posters, Paper, Pigeons, PostersHave You Seen This Bird?: I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.
SexistPunctuation Is Powerful.: Punctuation is powerful.
ImageryStatistics That Matter: The Pie Chart: A new take on the traditional pie… chart.
ImagerySpring Is Just Around The Corner: Finally… Spring is just around the corner.
Books, Imagery, Lance Armstrong, LibrariesLance Armstrong Fiction Books: All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including “Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion”, “The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program” and “Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion” will soon be moved to the fiction section.
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistCall Of Duty: Women’s Edition: Call of Duty: Women’s Edition.
SexistMars Vs. Venus: Mars versus Venus…
Drugs, Imagery, Meth, R2-d2, Robots, Star WarsMeth: Before & After: Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).
SexistSocialize: Men socialize by insulting each other…
Astronauts, Coronavirus, Imagery, Nasa, SpaceCoronavirus Space Crew: Congratulations, your mission is now complete. You may return to Earth.
Animals, Bikes, Frogs, Imagery, Kermit The FrogWrong Way: Wrong Way
Imagery, SexistWomen: Yes, No, Maybe…: I think I have that women-talk all figured out…
Bones, ImageryI Found This Humerus: I found this humerus.
Advertising, Imagery, Skype, VintageSkype: Vintage Skype advert.
Cars, Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Car: Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.
Beds, Hotels, Imagery, Phones, SheetsAlways Leave Your Hotel Room Like This: Always leave your hotel room like this
Clippit, Imagery, Microsoft, Office, Paperclips, WorkIt Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?: Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?
Animals, Imagery, PigsBacon Seed: Bacon seed.
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistDream Girl: Girl on beach with six breasts.
Einstein, ImageryYou Matter: You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistThe Way Girls Play Computer Games: The way girls play computer games.
English, ImageryMissing The Point: Missing the point
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Ovaltine, VintageTo Wake Up Gay In The Morning…: To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, WorkJob Application: Sexist job application.
Eggs, ImageryEscape Egg: Counting down the days to escape…
ImageryCockroach Cancer: Please, don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor…
RisquéMickey Mouse: One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…
Animals, Giraffes, ImageryLet’s Get You Home Buddy: Two giraffe having problems getting home.
Football, Relationships, Sexist, SportThe Loving Husband: A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…
Imagery, RisquéToo Long: Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it!
Imagery, Phones, Risqué, SexPhone Sex: Phone Sex. You’re doing it wrong.
Animals, Cats, ImageryJust Wait Until I’m Fully Charged: Just wait until I’m fully charged…
Imagery, Step Ladders, ToolsStep Ladder: The Troubles of Being a Step Ladder…
AudioPsychiatric Answering Machine: A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.
Africa, Apple, Imagery, Ipad, StarvingThinner Than Ever: Thinner than ever.
Bob Hope, Imagery, Johnny Cash, Kevin Bacon, Steve JobsDon’t Let Kevin Bacon Die: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
Imagery, Potatoes, Vegan, VegetablesVegan Potatoes: Vegans are evil…
Imagery, Math, SchoolI’ll Just Be A Stripper.: Screw this: I’ll just be a stripper.
Imagery, Marriage, Onions, People, ProposingProposing With An Onion: Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.
Cycling, Drugs, SportI Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong: I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerBrowser Wars: Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…
Computer Games, Computers, ImageryPlay Outside: It’s a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.
Camping, Grammar, Imagery, TentsYou Can’t Run Through A Campground: You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
Harry Potter, Imagery, Magic, Risqué, WandsReplace The Word “wand” With “dick” In Any Sentence In Harry Potter: Replace the word “wand” with “dick” in any sentence in Harry Potter…
JokeLaurel And Hardy: Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…
Actors, Famous People, Imagery, Movie Stars, Robert De NiroRobert De Niro, De Faro: First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.
Imagery, KnittingWinter Knitting: What are you going to knit this winter?
Evolution, Imagery, ZombiesZombie Evolution: The evolution of Zombies
Bill Gates, Imagery, Mario, North Korea, Star Wars, WinrarThe Good Guys Of The World: These are the Good Guys of the World.
Animals, ImageryGeneral Hierarchical Management Structure: I’ve never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.
Facebook, Geeky, Imagery, InternetGoogle+ Versus Facebook: Google Plus versus Facebook
Parties, WatchesNot On My Watch: Lost my watch at a party once…
Imagery, Logan, Racist, RisquéIn Logan: Meanwhile… in Logan…
Animals, Cats, Imagery, LionsA Cat With A Lion’s Mane Hat: A cat with a lion’s mane hat.
Christmas, Christmas Lights, ImageryChristmas Lights: Ditto: Ditto to that…
Animals, Fire, Imagery, SpidersThere Was A Spider, I Panicked: There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it’s gone now.
RisquéThe Hypnotist: It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…
Bugs Bunny, Cartoons, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Goofy, Imagery, Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Porky Pig, Road Runner, Tom And Jerry, Wile E CoyoteJust To Make You Feel Really Old: Just to make you feel really old…
Epilepsy, Imagery, PostersSeize The Day: Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.
Canada, RacistAn Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…: An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…
Guns, Imagery, Mp3, Mp4, Mp5Well, That Escalated Quickly: Well, that escalated quickly.
ImageryBest Way To Freak Out Your Friends: Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)
☺Perfect Existence: Perfect Existence: The Proof
Australia, Imagery, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalWhere Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?: [Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
Atoms, Imagery, SignsDo Not Trust Atoms: Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Accidents, Animals, Cats, Imagery, LaddersHumans Don’t Land On Their Feet: Gee you’re right, humans don’t land on their feet.
Feminists, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Sexist, WomenHow Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything!
Imagery, Shirts, TshirtsAttention Deficit Disorder: Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Accidents, Aeroplanes, Imagery, LuggageClosing Airline Luggage Doors: Closing Airline Luggage Doors.
Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, WomenI Wish These Were Brains: Sexist, but contains breasts…
Australia, Democracy, Political, RacistThe Ant And The Grasshopper: The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Owls, RegretsRegrets: I stay up late every night, and realise it’s a bad idea every morning.
Beer, Imagery, Logan, Prams, Racist, Victoria BitterLogan Priorities: Logan Priorities.
Alcohol, Food, Imagery, VodkaVodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week: Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.
ImageryI See Dumb People: I see dumb people… They are everywhere!
Brooms, Imagery, Parking, Sexist, Witches, WomenWomen Can’t Park: Who said that women can’t park?
SexistGuts Or Balls?: We’ve all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
Animals, Computer Games, Computers, Imagery, SpidersBravery: …in the face of spiders.
Imagery, SexistIron Man Competition: Ironman Competition - the way it should be…
C Sharp, Developers, Geeky, Imagery, Java, ProgrammersWhy Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!
Advertising, Babies, Beer, Imagery, Mothers, VintageHow Mother And Baby “Picked Up”: Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby “Picked Up”.
English, WordsI’m Awkward When People Compliment Me…: I’m awkward when people compliment me… “Nice hair” Me: “Thanks, I grew it myself”
Daleks, Dr Who, Food, Garlic, Imagery, TvGarlek: Garlek.
Geeky, ImageryCaps Lock: A visual representation of the use of caps lock.
Cars, ImageryPolished My Car Too Much: Polished my car too much, now it’s invisible…
Australia, Cricket, Imagery, VideoHow Cricket Looks To Most People: How Cricket Looks to Most People.
Cars, Computer Games, ImageryLegend Of Zelda: A legend… of Zelda.
Imagery, ToiletsWalked Into A Public Bathroom: Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard “hello?”
Bathrooms, Imagery, SignsYou Look Fine: Instead of a mirror, a sign “you look fine”.
Animals, Broomsticks, Cars, Frogs, Imagery, Parking, Princesses, WitchesAll Others Will Be Toad: Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.
Animals, Bugs, Flies, Imagery, Joke, MitesHey, Bug On My Back…: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…
Animals, Cows, ImageryA Cow Getting A Back Scratch: A cow getting a back scratch.
Imagery, MoviesThere Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.: There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.
SexistCelibacy: Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling…
Imagery, UniversityUniversity Website: Things on the front page of a university website.
ImageryKermit Sees The Doctor: Have a seat Kermit. What I’m about to tell you might come as a big shock…
Imagery, Political, Politicians, Prostitutes, RisquéHonest Politician: Hi! I’m 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest. Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.
Roadwork, Shovels, WorkersWe Forgot Our Shovels: A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: “We have a problem.”
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariBrowsers: Their Differences: The differences between the major web browsers.
Chat, Imagery, InternetChat Rooms: Chat Rooms – you never really know.
Fans, Metal, MusicMetal Fan: What kind of music do you like? I am a huge metal fan. Me too!
Accidents, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WindowsLogan Repair: Another quality repair job by Logan City Council.
SexistGirl’s And Boy’s Diaries: A girl and a boy and their diaries…
Animals, ImageryUsed Cows: Used Cows for Sale.
Famous People, Imagery, Movie StarsReese Witherspoon: Reese Withoutherspoon.
Animals, ImageryWhat Animals Dream...: What animals dream.
Cars, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Car: An advertisement in an Irish Newspaper…
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean 2: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Animals, Fish, Imagery, Love, Romance, SmsAnyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish: Long story short, we’re in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAmazing Hidden Images: Amazing Hidden Images!
Animals, Drugs, Imagery, RabbitsHigh Rabbits: Two rabbits getting high on marijuana.
Books, Imagery, Racist, ShopsWong Fook Hing Book Store: If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
PoliticalMerry Christmas & A Happy New Year: Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.
Cars, Imagery, TrucksDriver Is Fully Naked: Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.
Alligators, America, Animals, Australia, Bears, Birds, Crocodiles, Europe, Imagery, Moose, Puma, Rabbits, Sharks, Snakes, SpidersMost Dangerous Animals: How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…
Animals, Halloween, Imagery, SquirrelsHalloween Squirrel: A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…
Illusion, ImageryAfterburn - Whom Do You See?: Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…
Cars, Imagery, StickersF It: F-it
Imagery, Injuries, Sexist, SportMen & Women In Sport: Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I’m dying.
Blackjack, Cards, Games, ImageryBlack Jack Black: Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.
Animated, Chris Coutts, Flash, Imagery, No Effort OnlineChris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: PATR TOO: HAMLET: Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
ImageryFingers Move: I think you’re spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…
Animals, Bunnies, Chocolate, Easter, Food, Imagery, RabbitsEaster Bunnies: Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?
Imagery, PhotographyOlympus Fights Back: Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus
Animals, Crocodiles, Crocs, ImageryMother Croc: Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth.
ImagerySense: …this picture makes none.
Australia, Iraq, PoliticalThe Australian Constitution: For Iraq: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…
Advertising, Cocaine, Drugs, Imagery, Toothache, VintageCocaine Toothache Drops: Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.
America, RacistA Russian Arrives In New York: A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…
Facebook, Imagery, TattoosTough Tattoos: Tough Tattoos: You Don’t Have to Like Me.
ImageryLegoland Will Never Be The Same...: Legoland will never be the same…
Children, Parenting, SportChild Beating: A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…
Imagery, MusicI’m Not Just Another Brick In The Wall: We don’t need no education…
Imagery, Keith Urban, MusiciansKeith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid: Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..
GeekyIf Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer: If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.
Driving, Sexist, WomenDamn Women Drivers: This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…
Australia, Imagery, Nrl, Nsw, Qld, Rugby, SportNSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.: NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.
Babies, Imagery, InstructionsBaby Instructions: Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…
Risqué, Sexist, ViagraDealing With Hunger Pangs: A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
Angels, Imagery, Red Bull, SculpturesRed Bull Gives You Wings: Red Bull Gives You Wings.
Beer, Computers, GeekyIf Beer Was Like Operating Systems...: If Beer was like Operating Systems…
Babies, Imagery, RisquéI Will Deprive You Of Sex: I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife’s tits in the morning.
Animals, DogsTalking Dog For Sale: A man sees a sign outside a house – “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Imagery, SignsAlways Give 100%: Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
April Fools, Imagery, Pizza, Salad, WorkThis Is How Workplace Violence Starts: This is how workplace violence starts…
Bikes, Brisbane, Citycycle, Imagery, UnicyclesFrom The Minds Who Brought You CityCycle — UniCycle.: From the minds who brought you CityCycle — UniCycle. Brisbane’s brightest idea yet.
Books, ImageryMystery Books: You have to find them first…
Imagery, Odin, PoliticalVote Odin: The left wing said they’d abolish poverty; right wing said they’d abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he’d abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!
Blonde, SexistA Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...: A young brunette goes to the doctor…
Imagery, Phones, Sms, SmsLost Phone: A man sends SMS from a lost phone…
Animals, Imagery, WhalesPaper, Scissors, Whale!: Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…
Animals, Imagery, Johnny Depp, Movie Stars, SpidersI’m Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp: Research shows that if you’re afraid of spiders, you’re more likely to find one in your bedroom. I’m really afraid of Johnny Depp.
Animals, Imagery, KangaroosI Said Be Quiet! Don’t Make Me Come In There!: I said be quiet! Don’t make me come in there!
Imagery, Reincarnation, WoodReincarnation Gone Horribly Wrong: Reincarnation gone horribly wrong
Aeroplanes, Buses, Cars, Electricity, Firefighters, Imagery, VaccinesRe-Think Vaccines: Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.
Bags, Imagery, ShoppingI’ll Be Bag: A bag titled “I’ll Be Bag”
Animals, Cats, ImageryDid You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?: Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?
Accidents, Helmets, Imagery, Jamaica, Motorbikes, Risqué, SexistWhat’s The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?: What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?
Drugs, Homophobia, Imagery, Marijuana, MedicalMedical Marijuana: What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?
America, Britain, Political, Queen Elizabeth Ii, Queens, Racist, RoyaltyA MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN: A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Business Cards, Geeky, Imagery, Notepad, WindowsNotepad Business Card: A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.
Computers, Geeky, ItComputer Quotes: Computer quotes.
Cameras, Cannons, Imagery, NikonI Have A Cannon: You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.
Dishes, ImageryDishes: Dishes: They don’t do themselves.
Jokes, Punography, PunsPunography: I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…
Animals, Australia, Emus, WarEmu War: Result: Emu Victory.
Australia, Games, Imagery, MonopolyAustralian Monopoly: Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.
Campbell Newman, Imagery, Political, QueenslandCampbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me: [Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…
Imagery, Posters, ScienceLost Wormhole: Do not attempt capture because you’ll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI Forgot How To Dog: I forgot how to dog
Imagery, Phones, SmsChosen One: I’m the chosen one…
Imagery, RisquéPull Out & Save: Save up to $600!
Homeless, SexistSledgehammer Psychology: A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…
Aliens, ImageryFunniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen: Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen.
Jewish, RacistBacon Tree: Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…
Accidents, Food, ImageryMilkshake Meets Door: A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.
Cars, ImageryHome Mechanics: Home Mechanics and their cars.
Coolers, Imagery, SexistIf A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will: If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.
Alcohol, Imagery, SexistLet’s Go For A Drink…: Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they’re asked to go for a drink…
ToysThe Horror Of Blimps: Some blimps are better off dead…
Imagery, Risqué, SexSex Tape: I made a sex tape. Shhh!
Acrobats, Books, ImageryAcrobat Reader: An acrobat reader…
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryHow To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart: It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…
Imagery, Music, Rap, Rock, SignsRap Loses To Rock: Rap is like scissors, it always loses to rock.
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, WorkMario: Happy: Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
Boats, Imagery, Rowing, WarRow Row Row Your Boat: Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.
Communist, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryA Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story: A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Linux, Mac, WindowsUpdate Available: An update is available for your computer…
Geology, Imagery, SchoolGeology: Name the three types of rock.
Geeky, History, Internet, ItHow The Internet Started: A History Lesson: How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageDormeyer Crying Wives: Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…
Imagery, Tools, Work, ZombiesIn Case Of Zombies: In case of zombies… or yard work…
Imagery, WaterThe Deadly Facts About Water: The Deadly Facts about Water
Animals, Beaches, Imagery, Signs, Stingrays, WarningsShuffle Your Feet For Stingrays: Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Sexist, VintagePlease, Dave… Please Don’t Let Me Be Locked Out From You!: Please, Dave… please don’t let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!
Australia, Imagery, Nsw, PolicePoliceman’s Ball: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said “I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.” He said, “NSW Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!
Aerodynamics, Aeroplanes, ImageryAerodynamics Simplified: How planes fly.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, JokeWoof: How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?
Cars, Imagery, Movies, Pulp Fiction, The RockHave You Seen Pulp Fiction?: Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn’t like it.
Imagery, Men, SexistMen Have Feelings Too!: Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.
Illusion, ImageryRound Illusion: Unusual round illusion.
PilotsBlind Pilots: You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…
Clothes, Hats, Imagery, TiesYou Hang Around, I’ll Go On Ahead: You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.
Bananas, Food, George Bush, ImageryThis Banana Tastes Funny: “This banana tastes funny” – George Bush.
Imagery, SexistCall The Rescue Squad!: I’m sorry dear. I can’t hear you. I’m in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
Animals, Imagery, JokeThe World’s Funniest Joke: The World’s Funniest Joke…
Computers, Geeky, ItStar Trek TNG Meets Microsoft: Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…
RacistFerrari Sack Pit Crew: The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…
English, VegetablesThe Correct Way To Spell Potato: The correct way to spell potato is “GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”.
Apple, Computers, Decals, Imagery, Laptops, Mac, Macbook, Stickers, TechnologyCreative Apple MacBook Stickers: A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.
Drawings, Imagery, SignsDraw Bridge: A man drawing a bridge at a “draw bridge” sign.
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns: Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.
Money, SexistFemale Financial Planning: Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Funerals, Imagery, Italian, RacistThe Italian Funeral: Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…
Explosions, Guns, ImageryTold Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…: Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…

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