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Facebook, Imagery, MoneyHow To Make Money From Facebook: How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to “Account Settings”; 2) Press “Deactivate your account”; 3) Go to work.
Computers, ImageryInsert Disk Two: Please insert disk two.
Drugs, Imagery, Marijuana, SexistI Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay!: I tried pot once. Now I’m gay!
Daughters, Families, Imagery, MothersMum, What’s It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?: Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.
Animated, Australia, Imagery, Internet, Political, TelstraBuilding The NBN From Telstra Copper: Building the NBN from Telstra Copper
Imagery, Shirts, TshirtsAttention Deficit Disorder: Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Repair Kit: iPhone 6 repair kit.
Animals, Australia, Birds, Dingoes, Dolphins, Fish, Galahs, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Parrots, Penguins, Snakes, Toads, TurtlesAccurate Animal Names: Australian Edition: Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
Artists, Justin Bieber, MusiciansDear Justin Bieber Haters: I owe my life to Justin Bieber…
Football, Relationships, Sexist, SportThe Loving Husband: A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…
Animals, Cats, Imagery, WorkI Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.: I used to smile… until I worked retail.
Alcohol, Drunk, ImagerySlur In Cursive: When I drink, I don’t slur my words… I speak in cursive.
Animals, Cupcakes, Food, Imagery, LemursA Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.: A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.
Canada, Imagery, Protests, RiotsCanadian Riots: Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?
Imagery, ScissorsI Run With Scissors: I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.
Books, Imagery, Racist, ShopsWong Fook Hing Book Store: If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
Imagery, WaterThe Deadly Facts About Water: The Deadly Facts about Water
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SpidersSpider Dog: Spider Dog…
English, Grammar, ImageryGrammar Matters: Two Google searches: One for “how can u” and one for “how can an individual”
Imagery, Numbers, Star WarsWhy Was Five Afraid Of Seven?: Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.
Fire, ImageryFire Distinguisher: Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that’s fire…
Imagery, MondaysShortest Horror Story: Monday: Shortest horror story: Monday.
Hats, Imagery, SportYou Can’t Beat Stupid…: I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…
Animals, Chickens, Eggs, Imagery, SignsBoneless Chicken: Boneless Chicken
Accidents, Food, ImageryMilkshake Meets Door: A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.
Geeky, History, Internet, ItHow The Internet Started: A History Lesson: How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.
Forecasting, ImageryJohn’s Weather Forecasting Stone: One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…
Animals, Dieting, DogsPurina Diet: The Purina Pet Food Diet.
Alcohol, Imagery, Marriage, WineSecrets To A Long, Happy Marriage: An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, RisquéElephant Upskirt: Elephant Upskirt.
Advertising, Imagery, Motorola, Tv, VintageTelevision Benefits Your Children: How television benefits your children.
PoliticalLabel Instructions: French Label Instructions
Animals, Dogs, Education, Elephants, Exams, Fish, Imagery, Monkeys, Penguins, School, SealsOur Education System: [To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.
Books, Imagery, Sexist“Understanding Women” Now Available In Paperback: The book “Understanding Women” is now available in paperback!
Imagery, Psychotherapists, SignsPsycho The Rapist: Psycho the Rapist It’s one word George!
SchoolThe History Of The World: The History of the World, as written by the next generation…
Beer, Imagery, SexistYou Never Listen To Me…: You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!
Imagery, PhotographyOlympus Fights Back: Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus
Australia, Imagery, Logan, RacistAll Trades Logan: All Trades Logan.
Geeky, Imagery, RomanceRoses Are #FF0000: Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
Alcohol, Imagery, SexistLet’s Go For A Drink…: Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they’re asked to go for a drink…
Imagery, SexistDifference Between Men And Women: The difference between men and women…
ImageryThe Ego Boost Urinal: The Ego Boost Urinal.
Coolers, Imagery, SexistIf A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will: If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.
Fish, Imagery, MermaidsReverse Mermaid: You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
☺Foot Smart: See if you can outsmart your foot…
Imagery, MathSeven Ate Nine: Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalThe Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd: The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.
Australia, Imagery, Matches, Pauline Hanson, Political, Redheads, RednecksRednecks: Redneck Matches…
America, Capitalist, ImageryIn Capitalist America…: Bank robs you!
Batman, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, SmsI’m Batman: SMS conversation between Tim and Batman.
Ballerinas, Imagery, WomenFreshly Washed Ballerinas: Freshly washed ballerinas.
Animals, Imagery, SharksFlying Sharks: Flying sharks… we’re screwed.
George Bush, Imagery, Iran, Political, Weapons Of Mass Destruction, WmdI Can’t Believe The “WMD” Trick Is Working Again With Iran: I can’t believe the “WMD” trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…
Australia, Democracy, Political, RacistThe Ant And The Grasshopper: The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.
Australia, Iraq, PoliticalThe Australian Constitution: For Iraq: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…
Animals, Imagery, SlugsFeeling Sluggish: I’ve been feeling a bit sluggish…
Cartoons, Food, ImageryChocolate Pudding: It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Imagery, Michael Jackson, Performers, SingersMichael Jackson Is Dead: You Can Come Out Now…
Chewing Gum, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Chewing Gum: Warning: Do not swallow chewing gum!
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Vintage, VitaminsThe Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks: So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!
Bikes, Imagery, PostsHave You Seen This Post?: Have you seen this post? He didn’t.
Animals, RisquéDoctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…: Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…
Imagery, Movies, RomanceGirlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight: Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Owls, RegretsRegrets: I stay up late every night, and realise it’s a bad idea every morning.
Jokes, RisquéWhere Is Amanda’s Husband?: Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…
Joke, MathMath Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
Chess, Feminists, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHow To Play Chess: How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.
Animals, Imagery, TurtlesYou’ll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle: You’ll never be as happy as this turtle.
Animals, Bears, Imagery, PenguinsDo One Brave Thing Today: Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!
Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, WomenI Wish These Were Brains: Sexist, but contains breasts…
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistCall Of Duty: Women’s Edition: Call of Duty: Women’s Edition.
Australia, Bbq, Cooking, Food, SexistBarbecue Etiquette: Aussie Barbecue Season.
Imagery, Police, ProtestsPolice & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants: Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…
RisquéTemptation: Temptation, by a soon to be married man.
Animals, Beaches, Imagery, Signs, Stingrays, WarningsShuffle Your Feet For Stingrays: Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.
Alcohol, ChemistryAlcohol Is A Solution: Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Grammar, SpellingYou Read That Wrong: That awkward moment when you read that wrong…
Animals, Boats, Fish, Fishing, ImageryGive A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day: Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.
Animals, Imagery, RabbitsWhat Rabbits Do: What rabbits do when humans go out…
Imagery, Risqué, SexSex Tape: I made a sex tape. Shhh!
Animals, ImagerySeven Sharks: If you own 7 cats then people will think you’re crazy…
America, France, Ireland, Irish, Racist, RisquéThe Penis Study: The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft…
Animals, Elephants, Imagery, Kenya, ZoosMan & Elephant: In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…
Beer, ImagerySix Die In Horror Smash: Six Die in Horror Smash.
GrammarI. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.: I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
For Sale, Imagery, Posters, PrintersPrinter For Sale: Printer For Sale. Works Terribly.
Animals, Australia, Cockatoos, Flies, Imagery, Kangaroos, Kookaburras, Magpies, Possums, Snakes, Spiders, SunburnTypically Australian Problems: Some typically Australian problems that other people don’t face.
Fire, Fire Extinguishers, ImageryFire Extinguisher Fire: Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?
Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryCrocodile Lion: An interesting dinnertime story…
ImageryI See Dumb People: I see dumb people… They are everywhere!
America, Bear Arms, Constitution, Democracy, Imagery, Second AmendmentThe Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms: The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.
SexistA Woman’s Wish: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…
Imagery, SexistHow Could You Be So Insensitive?: How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person’s perspective.
ImageryFight Apathy: …or don’t.
Actors, Famous People, Imagery, Movie Stars, Robert De NiroRobert De Niro, De Faro: First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.
Comics, Imagery, Movies, WorkPopular Sayings #38: Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Animals, Imagery, Nuclear Power, SpidersSpider Farm: This seems like a disaster waiting to happen…
Game Shows, TvAmusing Hollywood Squares Answers: Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.
ImageryElephant Bone: …just to confuse future archaeologists.
Animals, Business, Dogs, ImageryAssistant Branch Manager: The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.
☺How To Make Sure You’re A Normal Person: A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…
Animals, Imagery, RacistBlack Bears: Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…
Highway Patrol, Police, Speeding, WorkcoverSweet Justice: Workcover versus the police…
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Mayans, PredictionsWorst Apocalypse Ever: [A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] “Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever.”
Animals, ImageryWhat Animals Dream...: What animals dream.
America, Animals, Australia, Britain, Cows, India, Irish, PoliticalYou Have Two Cows: The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.
Accidents, Animals, Canada, Imagery, Moose, News, TvCanadian News: Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.
Computers, GeekyUnix Commands: Amusing UNIX commands.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Dog Named Stay: I bought a dog once. Named him ‘Stay’…
Animals, Halloween, Imagery, SquirrelsHalloween Squirrel: A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…
Imagery, Sexist, Tv, WomenCooking Shows: If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.
Archaeology, Canada, Cars, Imagery, SnowCanadian Archaeology: Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow
Animals, Australia, Dropbears, Imagery, KoalasDrop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management: Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don’t become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.
ImageryCaution: Door May Open: Caution: Door May Open.
Imagery, RisquéSave Paper: Save paper…
CarsMini Cooper: A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Werewolves, WolvesAware Wolf: A werewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. Aware wolf.
Cars, ImageryHonked At A Prius: Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.
ImageryFingers Move: I think you’re spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…
Bacon, ImageryTen Pieces Of Bacon: If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that’s right you’d have a black eye and a bruised hand.
Gandalf, Harry Potter, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, Star WarsHow To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture: How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, MetallicaMettalicat: Mettalicat: Sleeps with one eye open, gripping his pillow tight.
Australia, Imagery, Racist, Tintin, WynnumThe Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum: The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.
America, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalBarack Obama: What I Actually Do: Barack Obama: What I actually do.
Geeky, ImageryDied: …from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.
Browsers, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, WindowsFirefox Has Encountered…: …an unexpected problem with Windows.
Marriage, SexistSecrets To A Happy Marriage: Secrets to a Happy Marriage…
Dyslexia, Imagery, Sex, Shirts, TshirtsI Have Sex Daily: I have sex daily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk.
Batman, Imagery, Superman, WonderwomanIt Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can’t Fly…: It is such a drag when someone in the group can’t fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…
WorkExecutive Test: The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional”…
Harry Potter, Imagery, Magic, Risqué, WandsReplace The Word “wand” With “dick” In Any Sentence In Harry Potter: Replace the word “wand” with “dick” in any sentence in Harry Potter…
Animals, Fish, Girls, ImagerySaved A Fish From Drowning: Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.
Beaches, Imagery, WomenBitches Be Trippin’: Bitches be trippin’
Board Games, ImageryMarry Me: Scrabble Edition.
Dates, ImageryMay The 4th Be With You: If today is “May the 4th be with you” does that mean tomorrow is “revenge of the 5th?”
Animals, ImageryUsed Cows: Used Cows for Sale.
Hands, Imagery, Risqué, Valentine’s DayValentine Hand: Of course I’ll be your valentine. Let’s stay home and watch some porn.
☺The Poodle And The Leopard: Experience trumps youth.
Grammar, Imagery, TomorrowTomorrow (noun): Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
ImageryAlzheimer’s: “I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s”
PoliticalOrdering Pizza In The Year 2025: Ordering pizza in the year 2025…
SexistMen Are Like...: Men are like…
Africa, Bus, ImageryDo You Ever Get So Angry…: Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?
Imagery, SexistHusband Glasses: I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.
Clothes, Hats, Imagery, TiesYou Hang Around, I’ll Go On Ahead: You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.
ImagerySound Thug: Sound Thug
Fans, ImageryThank You To All My Fans: Thank you to all my fans
Imagery, RisquéThumb War: One, two three, four. I declare a thumb war…
Illusion, ImageryThe Angry/Calm Illusion: The Angry/Calm Illusion.
Cameras, Cannons, Imagery, NikonI Have A Cannon: You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.
Food, ImageryThrowing People: A tomato’s fear.
☺Pages By Date: A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.
Imagery, Toilet PaperToilet Paper: A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…
Facebook, Imagery, Sexist, Sport, VolleyballLadies Beach Volleyball: Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there’s already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.
Emoji, Imagery, Phones, SmsEmoji: Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!
Imagery, Shirts, Tourettes, TshirtsWhat Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!: What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …
Books, ImageryScary Campfire Stories: Book Style: And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Showers, VintageBradley Group Showers: Bradley Group Showers.
Cosmetics, ImageryPapercut Locator: Papercut Locator.
France, Imagery, North Korea, RacistFrance Surrenders To North Korea: France surrenders to North Korea
Imagery, SexistRealistic Remotes: Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.
Beer, ChartsBeer Troubleshooting Chart: Beer Troubleshooting Chart.
Imagery, Risqué, SexistInteresting ATM: Man using a sexually provocative ATM.
Crocs, Friday The 13th, Imagery, Jason Voorhees, Movies, ShoesJason Voorhees Gets Crocs: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.
Christian, Imagery, Jewish, Muslim, RacistAn Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…: An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéBoob Staring: Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.
Imagery, SportHandegg: Football versus Handegg: It’s not football…
Chocolate, Geeky, Homes, Honey, Imagery, Milk, PhonesQuite Literally…: I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I’m home. Chocolate milk shake.
Babies, ImageryResisting A Rest: If I refuse to nap… is that resisting a rest?
GeekyHuman Hotfix: Hotfix Patch for Humans released.
Dalai Lama, Daleks, Dr Who, Imagery, Reincarnation, TvDalek Lama: Reincarnate! Reincarnate!
Imagery, TeaMr. Tea: Mr. Tea the teapot.
Geeky, Imagery, Sexist, WomenHazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman: Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.
Imagery, Motorbikes, RisquéSexy Motorbike: I am not too sure what to say about this…
Imagery, SexistBefore And After...: Before and after marriage…
Business Cards, Geeky, Imagery, Notepad, WindowsNotepad Business Card: A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.
Engineering, Flowcharts, Geeky, ImageryEngineering Flowchart: Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can’t fix…
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryAnimals That Didn’t Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!: Animals that didn’t expect their humans to come home so early!
Drugs, ImageryToo High: Quick! Grab my hand! I… I can’t! You’re too high! What?
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Ruined My Life: Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Sauron, Traffic LightsKneel, Says The Demon Light: Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.
Australia, SexistAussie Men: Aussie men… struggling with the booze…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHide Yo Kids!: Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!
English, WordsWhat Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFree Puppy: Free puppy…
Imagery, PhonesJack’s Phone: Why aren’t you answering…?
Imagery, Seniors, WarDrafting Guys Over 60: New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
Imagery, Risqué, SupermanSuper Boner: Super-boner: A super problem.
Banks, ImageryI Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…: I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…
AustraliaText Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.: Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
Imagery, Injuries, Sexist, SportMen & Women In Sport: Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I’m dying.
Jewish, RacistBacon Tree: Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…
Imagery, Self-help, SexSex Maniac: Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…
Cars, Imagery, MoviesDiesel: Hey, wanna know what I put in my car?
Einstein, Imagery, Phones, TechnologyThe Day Einstein Feared: The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.
Blonde, SexistA Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...: A young brunette goes to the doctor…
Alcohol, Goon, Imagery, Logan, Police, RacistLargest Goon Bust In Logan’s History: Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan’s history. With an estimated street value of $39.
Imagery, LoveThis Summarises My Love Life: This summarises my love life. I’m the guy in blue…
SexistWinter Classes For Men: Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults
Australia, Gillard, PoliticalPatriotic Retirement Plan: Ms Gillard’s Patriotic Retirement Plan.
Animals, Penguins, SleepIf Penguins Have Knees: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)
Geeky, InternetDiary Of An AOL Luser: Diary of an AOL Luser.
Africa, Animals, ImageryRhino Painting: A rhinoceros painting…
Geeky, JokesIntellectual Jokes: Believing this statement will make you happier.
Imagery, Iphone, Nokia, PhonesNokia Versus The IPhone: The strongest phones ever!
Animals, Boobs, Imagery, SlothsLook At This Boob: Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, MarriageMarriage: Before & After (Chicken Style): Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).
Cars, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Car: An advertisement in an Irish Newspaper…
Food, ImageryPeanut Delivery: Peanut Delivery…
Animals, Imagery, SealsThe Seal Of Approval: The Seal of Approval…
C Sharp, Developers, Geeky, Imagery, Java, ProgrammersWhy Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!
Computers, Geeky, ImageryWhenever I Have To Force Shutdown: Whenever I have to force shutdown.
Imagery, Posters, ScienceLost Wormhole: Do not attempt capture because you’ll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.
Imagery, Musicians, Rolling Stones, ZombiesZombies!: Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it’s just the Rolling Stones… carry on!
Animals, Bears, Guns, ImageryWhat Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?: I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!
Animals, Computer Games, Games, Imagery, PhonesAngry Birds: Angry Birds attend Anger Management.
Imagery, Signs, WarningsThrew Caution To The Wind: Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.
Beds, Hotels, Imagery, Phones, SheetsAlways Leave Your Hotel Room Like This: Always leave your hotel room like this
Animals, Bananas, Birds, Food, Imagery, ParrotsBanana Parrot Terrorism: A parrot eating bananas.
Imagery, Marriage, Onions, People, ProposingProposing With An Onion: Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.
Alice In Wonderland, Imagery, Movies, SexistUltimate Chick Flick: Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes
Animals, Imagery, RacoonsOh… Hi… Umm… Meow?: Oh… hi… Umm… meow?
Animated, Fighting, Imagery, WweThrown Out Of The Ring: Thrown out of the Ring.
SexistEvening Classes For Men: Instructive evening classes for men…
ImageryMichael Jackson's Dog: A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson’s dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.
Imagery, Risqué, SignsNo Public Motor Boating Permitted: No public motor boating permitted.
Advertising, Food, Fountain, Imagery, Tomato Sauce, WoolworthsBuy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!: Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!
Imagery, RacistHas One Night Stand: Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.
GeekyIf Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer: If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.
Australia, Games, Imagery, Logan, Monopoly, RacistLogan Monopoly: Logan Monopoly…
Animals, Dachshunds, Dogs, Imagery, RacingDachshund Racing: Googled “dachshund racing”. Was not disappointed.
Brisbane, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WoodridgeSimba & Woodridge: But what about that shadowy place?
ImageryPolice Station Toilet Stolen: Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
Cars, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Imagery, PetrolExpecto Petroleum!: Expecto Petroleum!
Imagery, Political, Politicians, Prostitutes, RisquéHonest Politician: Hi! I’m 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest. Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.
Imagery, Keith Urban, MusiciansKeith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid: Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..
Animals, Cats, Geeky, ImagerySchrödinger’s Cat: Wanted: Dead & Alive…
Illusion, ImageryRound Illusion: Unusual round illusion.
Animals, Cows, Horses, ImageryThis Guy’s An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!: This guy’s an idiot! Quick, take a picture!
Africa, Animals, Imagery, Lions, SafarisShould I Tell Them I’m Here?: Should I tell them I’m here?
Animated, ImageryA Teaser: You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…
Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyBack-Up: Image of man backing-up with computer.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryJust Being A Cat: Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus’ bein’ a cat.
SexistCelibacy: Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling…
Animals, Geeky, Imagery, Math, SnakesSnakes On A Plane: Snakes on a plane.
Flies, Ipad, NewspapersModern Newspapers: I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…
Cars, Imagery, MosquitosA Mosquito With A Helmet: Mosquitos flying towards a car.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariIE Retarded: I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…
Africa, Animals, Cars, Elephants, ImageryYou Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…: You know you are having a bad day when…
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Sweaters, VintageMen Are Better Than Women!: Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don’t go hauling them up a cliff…
ImageryHard To Pay Fine: Touching wires causes instant death…
Animals, Horses, Imagery, Knights, Monty Python, Riding, TvCouldn’t Find My Coconut Shells.: Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn’t find my coconut shells.
Animated, Flash, Illusion, ImageryIllusions: Warning: May induce epilepsy or cardiac arrest…
Animals, Imagery, LlamasGet In The Llama: No time to explain! Get in the llama…
DrugsGranny LSD: Boy asks his Granny, “Have you seen my pills labelled ‘LSD’?”
Animals, Art, Bananas, Carving, Food, Horses, ImageryBanana Carving: Banana Carving.
Children, Imagery, ParentingAn Angry Child: If she doesn’t put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!
SexistSocialize: Men socialize by insulting each other…
America, Democracy, Imagery, TvWelcome To The USA: The Government where the money’s made up and the debt doesn’t matter.
Awards, Imagery, Jobs, Roads, WorkThe Winner Of The “Not My Job” Award: The Winner of the “Not My Job” Award goes to…
Illusion, ImageryAfterburn - Whom Do You See?: Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r H4ml37: Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET
PoliticalPolitically Correct Primer: A politically correct primer.
Christmas, Christmas Lights, ImageryChristmas Lights: Ditto: Ditto to that…
Children, Grace, Prayers, ReligiousSix Year Old Praying: A mother invited some people to dinner…
Comics, English, ImageryThe Accidental Conversation Loop: My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.
Drugs, Food, ImageryEminem Drug Bust: Eminem Drug Bust.
Apple, Boobs, Fashion, Imagery, Ios, Risqué, ShirtsSlide To Unlock: A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.
Accidents, Aeroplanes, Imagery, LuggageClosing Airline Luggage Doors: Closing Airline Luggage Doors.
Animals, Computer Games, Computers, Imagery, SpidersBravery: …in the face of spiders.
Imagery, RisquéFingering A Minor: Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.
SexistMars Vs. Venus: Mars versus Venus…
Blogs, Grammar, Imagery, SpellingMisspelt Blog Post: You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven’t got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…
Imagery, Ipad, IphoneFree IPhone To IPad Upgrade: Free iPhone to iPad Upgrade
☺Disclaimer, Copyright & Contact Information: Feel free to send me anything you think might amuse me.
America, Guns, RacistWhat Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?: You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…
Geeky, ImageryDrowning, LOL!: If you see someone drowning… LOL!
Boobs, Bsod, Computers, Fashion, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Sexist, Shirts, Windows, WomenI Love My BSOD: Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.
English, GrammarYour There: They’re they are.
Mayans, Movies, Predictions, The Hobbit, TolkienMayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie: Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.
Animals, Camels, Children, Donkeys, ImageryYour Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel: Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?
Imagery, Phones, Sms, SmsLost Phone: A man sends SMS from a lost phone…
Geeky, InternetAmusing Chat: Humour from the world of Internet Chat
Advertising, Boats, Imagery, Oceans, Oxi-clean, ShipsThe Power Of Oxi-Clean: The Power of Oxi-Clean.
Animals, Fire, Imagery, SpidersThere Was A Spider, I Panicked: There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it’s gone now.
Famous People, Imagery, Movie StarsReese Witherspoon: Reese Withoutherspoon.
Babies, Imagery, RisquéI Will Deprive You Of Sex: I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife’s tits in the morning.
Cars, SexistHow To Change Your Oil: How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…
Comics, Guns, Hands, ImageryHands In The Air!: Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don’t care!
Cars, Imagery, Roads, SignsTired? Powernap Now.: Tired? Powernap now.
Imagery, Sexist, TalkingWomen Use About 30,000 Words A Day: Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?
Imagery, Paper, Plants, TreesIrony: Drawing Trees On Paper: Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
ImageryProof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go: Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.
Duct Tape, Imagery, WorkEmergency Bridge Repair Team: Duct Tape: Good for anything.
Animals, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIt’s A Whale: How do you have any friends…
Bananas, Food, Imagery, PhonesBanana Phone: It’s a banana phone…
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistDream Girl: Girl on beach with six breasts.
Computer Games, ImageryVideo Games Don’t Make Us Violent – Lag Does!: Video games don’t make us violent – lag does!
Apple, Imagery, Ios, PatentsOlden Day Slide To Unlock: Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.
RacistOnly In America...: Only in America…
Australia, New Zealand, RacistKiwi Pig Sheep: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…
Dinosaurs, Imagery, Political, SpyingIf You’re Not Doing Anything Wrong, You Shouldn’t Have Anything To Hide: The government says “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.” If that is true, shouldn’t the government declassify everything?
Imagery, Real EstateLaminated Room: List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.
Imagery, Movies, Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars, Terrorism, World Trade CentreThese Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People: Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: “These blast points… too accurate for sand people”.
Bricks, Footpaths, Imagery, OcdOCD Bricks: The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…
Boats, Books, Fishing, Reading, Sexist, WomenNever Argue With A Woman: Never Argue with a Woman…
Aboriginal, Australia, Gay, RacistAboriginal Jobs: At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…
Animals, Cats, Imagery, Snow, SnowballsThe Cat & The Snowball: The Cat & the Snowball.
Charts, Computer Games, Imagery, Pacman, Pie ChartsPacman Pie Chart: The Pacman pie chart.
Animals, Boobs, Bras, Cats, ImageryBooby Trap: Nooo! It’s a booby trap!
Epilepsy, Imagery, PostersSeize The Day: Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.
Imagery, Israeli, Palestinian, Political, RacistIsraeli Settlers: Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…
Bankruptcy, Divorce, Imagery, LiquorBankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor: Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor.
Biology, Imagery, MathBiology, Multiplication And Division: Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, Shoes, VintageWhere She Belongs: Keep her where she belongs…
Redheads, SexistRedheads: How do you get a redhead…
Imagery, Risqué, SexistThe Lift: A man and woman meet outside an elevator door…
Balloons, Cars, ImageryMissile Balloons: Missile Balloons.
Geeky, MusicWhat If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?: What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?
Computers, ImageryTimes Change: …but other things don’t.
Alcohol, Books, Imagery, WineBook Club: My book club only reads wine labels.
Imagery, SmsBack From The Dead: Woo, it’s me! Back from the dead!
ImageryMicrophone Eyes: Microphone Eyes.
WorkRejection Response: The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…
Animals, Imagery, KangaroosI Said Be Quiet! Don’t Make Me Come In There!: I said be quiet! Don’t make me come in there!
ImageryEmoticons: Lots of emoticons…
Birds, Imagery, WifiHe’s Got Wifi: Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.
Hippies, Imagery, ShirtsPassive Agressive Hippie: Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?
GeekyHow Many Does It Take...: How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
Animals, Cats, ImageryAbercrombie & Cat: Abercrombie & Cat
Al Qaeda, Bin Laden, Imagery, Political, TerrorismI Usually Get 9/11: I don’t always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.
Animated, ImagerySpiderman: If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber…
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, Seatbelts, SexistNew Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!: A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.
Babies, Imagery, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Phones, Sms, Taylor Swift, TwitterYo I’m Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…: [Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.
Adelaide, Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, ImageryThe 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Animals, Harry Potter, Horses, ImageryWingardium Levi-horse-a: Wingardium levi-horse-a!
Geeky, ItDeclaration Of A Software Professional: Declaration of a Software Professional.
All Your Base, Geeky, Imagery, InternetAll Your Base...: All your base are belong to us.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, SmsCat Facts: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts!
Boobs, Imagery, RisquéWater Enhanced Breasts: Water Enhanced Breasts…
Animals, Imagery, JokeThe World’s Funniest Joke: The World’s Funniest Joke…
Bananas, Chris Brown, Food, Imagery, RihannaChris Brown & Rihanna Bananas: I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.
Dads, Imagery, Jokes, Phones, SmsSometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward: Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll!
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasZebra Crossing: Zebra Crossing…
Coffee, Religious, SexistMorning Coffee: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…
Illusion, ImageryHinton’s “Lilac Chaser”: The Dotty Illusion…
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyPregnancy Tips: Some useful pregnancy tips…
Asian, Imagery, Iphone, Racist, RiceIf Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice: If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Alcohol, Holidays, Imagery, WineHoliday Workout: Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.
ImageryAll Images: All Images
Australia, Brisbane, Computer Games, Explosions, Guns, Imagery, PoliceBrisbane, GTA Style: Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.
Drawings, Imagery, SignsDraw Bridge: A man drawing a bridge at a “draw bridge” sign.
Alcohol, Beer, Fitness, ImageryI Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?: I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!
Animated, Coffee, ImageryAnimated Coffee: Coffee with emotion.
Imagery, MenI'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips: I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.
Blacks, Imagery, RacistBlacks For Sale: They can still do that?
Imagery, Risqué, SexistGrow Some Balls: Why do people say ‘grow some balls’?
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, Imagery, TurtlesTurtle Cavalry: Onward, alligator steed!
Fruit, Grapes, ImageryBeware The Grapes Of Wrath: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, RacoonsCat Found: Cat Found. Very aggressive.
Imagery, Signs, SpringSpring Is Here. I’m So Excited I Wet My Plants!: Spring is here. I’m so excited I wet my plants!
☺Talking Clock: Why, that’s my Talking Clock…
Religious, Risqué, WorkCorporate Lessons: Corporate lessons.
Children, Imagery, PaintChildren Painting: Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.
Bread, Food, Imagery, TonguesPlease Use Tongue.: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.
Imagery, RisquéAdult Dog Store: A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.
English, Etymology, Imagery, Languages, SpanishEntero Somewhere Elso: English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.
Animals, Golf, Imagery, Sport, TurtlesWorld’s Largest Golf Ball: World’s largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.
Image, Qut, UniversityQUT: University For The Real World: Will we find intelligent life?
Arguments, English, Grammar, ImageryArgument Typo: Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.
Risqué, SexistThe Perfect Password: A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…
Political, SchoolMath Instruction: At Heathrow Airport today…
Cars, ImageryGarage Door Covers: Amusing garage door covers
Imagery, PoliceA Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said “Papers”: A cop just pulled me over and said “Papers”… so I said “Scissors, I win” and drove off…
☺The World’s Shortest Books: The World’s Shortest Books
BabiesA Baby’s Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You’ll Ever Hear: A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 3 AM, you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.
Animals, Animated, Imagery, PenguinsPenguin Falls: Penguin falling on ice.
Stress, WorkStress Management: A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
Animals, Antelopes, ImageryDid You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?: Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Guitars, Imagery, MusicFree Air Guitars: Christmas Gift Ideas: Free Air Guitars.
☺Out Of Breath: Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
Dishes, ImageryDishes: Dishes: They don’t do themselves.
Geeky, JokesIP Jokes: I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
Doorbells, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Doorbell: To ring door bell, connect wires.
Children, Families, Imagery, Parenting, SchoolWhen I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!: I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…
SexistAustralia And Mateship: Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…
Africa, Imagery, RacistEvery 60 Seconds In Africa: Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.
Aeroplanes, Buses, Cars, Electricity, Firefighters, Imagery, VaccinesRe-Think Vaccines: Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.
Geeky, InternetGoogle: Try Google. Available in six of the world’s most common languages…
Cars, Imagery, MessagesThe 710 Cap: Hun I have a problem in my car…
Drugs, Imagery, Meth, R2-d2, Robots, Star WarsMeth: Before & After: Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).
Driving, Sexist, WomenDamn Women Drivers: This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…
Computer Games, Imagery, SexistThe Way Girls Play Computer Games: The way girls play computer games.
Animals, Dogs, ImagerySo We Got Pugsy A New Chew Toy…: So we got Pugsy a new chew toy…
AudioTelstra Customer Service: An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.
Animals, Australia, Emus, WarEmu War: Result: Emu Victory.
Animals, Beds, Dinosaurs, ImageryT-Rex Making A Bed: When you’re upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
ImagerySuperman’s Social Network Nightmare: Superman’s Social Network Nightmare.
Cyclones, Imagery, SupermarketsCyclone Magic Trick: Wanna see a magic trick?
Political, ReligiousThe 10 Commandments: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…
Australia, Games, Imagery, MonopolyAustralian Monopoly: Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.
Advertising, Imagery, Skype, VintageSkype: Vintage Skype advert.
Animals, Cats, ImageryHello Kitty: It’s sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…
Animals, Ducklings, Ducks, ImageryBeware Of Cute Duckling Scam: Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…
France, Germany, Imagery, RacistAngela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…: Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”
RacistAmerican History 101: American History 101
Imagery, RisquéFlower Porn: Even flowers do it…
Imagery, SexistHair Dryer: Darling, please give me the hair dryer…
Campbell Newman, Imagery, Political, QueenslandCampbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me: [Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…
Imagery, RisquéDangers Of Masturbation: The Dangers of Masturbation.
Canada, Imagery, NoticesCanadian Security: Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.
ShoppingGrocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach: Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, LionsA Cat With A Lion’s Mane Hat: A cat with a lion’s mane hat.
Animals, Animated, Australia, Emus, Imagery, KangaroosKangaroo Kicks Boy: A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.
America, RacistA Russian Arrives In New York: A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…
Racist, RedneckA Redneck Love Poem: Susie Lee done fell in love…
Animals, Imagery, WhalesPaper, Scissors, Whale!: Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…
Cars, ImageryPolished My Car Too Much: Polished my car too much, now it’s invisible…
Imagery, SexistCall The Rescue Squad!: I’m sorry dear. I can’t hear you. I’m in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
English, GrammarIf Your A Grammar Nazi: If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.
Cars, Imagery, RacingTimes Were Tough Before The GoPro: Times were tough before the GoPro…
Imagery, Jokes, Paper, Puns, SignsTearable Puns: These are tearable puns.
Alarms, Animals, Clocks, Imagery, SpidersAlarm Clock That Releases Spiders: Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you’re up!
Animals, ImageryHow Dishwashers Really Work: How dishwashers really work…
Animals, Cats, ImageryJust Wait Until I’m Fully Charged: Just wait until I’m fully charged…
Imagery, KnittingWinter Knitting: What are you going to knit this winter?
Easter, Eggs, ImageryDye Job: Check out the dye job on her? Tramp!
Doctors, HospitalsFinding Information In Hospital: A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital…
ImageryWhat Is A Sonofabitch?: What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?
Risqué, WorkThe Boss’s Quandary: The Boss’s Quandary…
Imagery, PoliticalWill Be President For Food: Boy sitting next to sign “No Campaigning beyond This Point” holding sign “Will Be President for Food”.
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SuicideSuicidal Bananas: A collection of suicidal bananas.
ImageryCharlie Sheen For Halloween: No, you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.
Animals, Imagery, SpidersLet’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don’t Fly.: Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly!
Comics, ImageryHorton Hears The Who: Horton Hears the Who
Blackjack, Cards, Games, ImageryBlack Jack Black: Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.
Bottles, Imagery, Messages, UsbModern Day Message In A Bottle: A USB stick in a bottle lying on the beach.
Flash, ImagerySteady Hand – A Game Of Skill: A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…
GeekyQ209354 - HOWTO: How to RTFM…
ImagerySuper Batman: The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!
Crime, Police, ShootingThe Floor Is Still Wet: I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…
Animals, Birds, Crows, Imagery, TrucksCrows Killed By Trucks: Why are so many crows killed by trucks?
Illusion, ImageryConfused Carpentry: A Carpenter’s Nightmare.
Food, ImageryWurst Nightmare: Hi. I’m your wurst nightmare.
Bananas, Cars, Food, ImageryGet In The Banana: No time to explain. Get in the banana!
Buffering, Buffy, Imagery, TvBuffy Buffering: Buffy buffering…
Australia, Imagery, Nrl, Nsw, Qld, Rugby, SportNSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.: NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.
Army, WarAmerican Nun: A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…
Birth Control, Imagery, RisquéEffective Birth Control: The most effective birth control method known to man.
Imagery, Phones, Risqué, SexPhone Sex: Phone Sex. You’re doing it wrong.
Geeky, ImageryReach Out: Reach Out!
Animals, Joke, PigsThree Little Piggies: Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
Advertising, Boobs, Imagery, Sexist, VintageSabrina Projects: Sabrina demonstrates the world’s finest projection equipment…
Cold, Flu, Illness, Imagery, Man Flu, SexistMan Flu: The difference between men & women when they are sick.
Clowns, Imagery, Risqué, Sex, WomenShe Made That Clown Extremely Happy: She made that clown extremely happy.
Guns, Imagery, ToastToast Toasts Toast?: If guns don’t kill people, people kill people, does that mean…
Risqué, SexKeep Your Mouth Shut: If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
ReligiousCommon Belief: The belief that there was nothing…
Babies, Children, Daycare, Imagery, Logan, RacistLogan Daycare: Logan Daycare: Just for the whole day
Knock Knock, PolicePolice: Knock Knock: Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It’s the police.
Earth, ImageryHeld Hands Around The Equator: If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.
Dinosaurs, Imagery, MuseumsTrannysaurus: Trannysaurus: You’re fired.
Animals, Imagery, RisquéOld Style Birth Control: Old Style Birth Control.
Children, Dating, Imagery, Internet, RisquéLittle Kid Lover: I’m signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. “Little Kid Lover”, that way people will know where my priorities are at.
Animals, JokePygmy Dinosaur Hunter: The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…
Imagery, PhonesJester App: Sorry–you've been replaced by an app…
Advertising, Clothing, Fashion, Imagery, SexistWhy Men Die Before Women: Why men die before women.
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6 Comparison: iPhone 6 Plus Comparison.
Blonde, SexistBlonde Betting: A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…
History, ImageryThe Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s: If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
Fonts, Imagery, TypographyBe Bold: Be bold or italic. Never regular.
RisquéTest Your Subconscious: This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…
ToysThe Horror Of Blimps: Some blimps are better off dead…
Imagery, WifiBasic Human Needs: Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.
Geeky, ImageryVoice: Scrooge and Donald on IRC.
Comedians, Comedy, Grammar, Hitler, Imagery, JapanOne Thing Led To Another: I hate when you’re reading something and you come across the phrase “one thing led to another”
Imagery, Monday, Punch, WorkThe Monday Punch: The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.
Air Force, Fighter Jets, Imagery, Jets, NavyWrong Button: Fighter jet hits the wrong button.
Advertising, Guns, Imagery, Revolvers, VintageIsn’t It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?: Isn’t it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?
Imagery, Marriage, Men, WomenMarriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples: Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.
WorkPhysical Fitness: This department requires no physical fitness program.
Computers, Geeky, It, Technology101 Things You Do Not Want...: 101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryA Little Hand: I wish you could give me a little hand…
Boats, Imagery, IslandsBoat! Land!: Boat! Land!
Apple, Apples, Computers, Food, Imagery, Laptops, TechnologyMake Your Own Apple Laptop: Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!
Bras, Imagery, New Zealand, Racist, Risqué, SportThe All Blacks Bra: Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.
Balloons, Birthdays, ImageryBalloons Are So Weird…: Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
Imagery, RisquéJelly Orgy: A jelly orgy.
Advertising, Babies, Beer, Imagery, Mothers, VintageHow Mother And Baby “Picked Up”: Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby “Picked Up”.
Computers, GeekyOperating System Airlines: Operating System Airlines.
Illusion, ImageryCrazy Sphere: A crazy sphere
Imagery, WorkHorse Whisperer: A very amusing workplace complaint.
Australia, Chillis, Food, Racist, TexasAn Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…: An Australian chilli tester in Texas…
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Mac, WindowsCan Your Mac Do This?: Can your Mac do this? I don’t think so…
Earth, Imagery, Risqué, Solar SystemDon’t Masturbate: Don’t Masturbate!
Imagery**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven: **** I forgot to turn off the oven.
Medical, RisquéKeep Off The Grass: A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Imagery, Internet Explorer, Opera, SafariBrowsers: Their Differences: The differences between the major web browsers.
RisquéMonica: Monica walks into her dry cleaning store…
Imagery, Logan, Racist, RisquéIn Logan: Meanwhile… in Logan…
Cars, Geeky, TechnologyCars And Computers: General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…
PoliticalMerry Christmas & A Happy New Year: Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryI’m Inbred!: I’m Inbred!
Flying, Imagery, SportFlying – Because Golf Only Takes One Ball: Flying – because softball, baseball, football, basketball, soccer, bowling and golf only take one ball.
Bananas, Food, Imagery, SausagesBanana Sausage: Banana sausage…
Advertising, Babies, ImageryGood Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane: Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!
Imagery, School24 Chickens: 24 Chickens: The shoe rack at the front door…
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, Tampons, VintageThe Girls Are Talking About Tampons: The Blonde: It’s invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…
Accidents, Helmets, Imagery, Jamaica, Motorbikes, Risqué, SexistWhat’s The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?: What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?
Animals, Animated, Giraffes, ImageryHidden Giraffe: If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…
Babies, ImageryNow Airtight: Now airtight… to prevent aging!
Homework, Imagery, SchoolSelf Referencing Homework: What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
Animals, Apples, Cats, Imagery, MathSeven Cats: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
ImageryBest Way To Freak Out Your Friends: Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)
Anatidaephobia, Animals, Ducks, ImageryAnatidaephobia: Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Animals, Bananas, Dogs, Food, ImageryBanana Dogs: Banana Dogs.
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, The MatrixThe Matrix: What is The Matrix?
Computers, Geeky, ItStar Trek TNG Meets Microsoft: Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…
Buildings, Jokes, Physicists, PunsA Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building: A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…
Cartoons, Fire, Imagery, StairsIn Case Of Fire, Take Stairs: In case of fire, take stairs.
Imagery, Winnie The PoohPooh Everywhere: Watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere!
Beer, Imagery, RacistHow People From Around The World Open Beer: People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.
ImageryWhy Women Live Longer Than Men: Genetics - Why women live longer than men.
Animals, Animated, Hamsters, ImageryHamster Flying: How to make your hamster fly…
Australia, New Zealand, RacistAn Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…: An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…
Imagery, Jobs, WorkThings Don’t Really Change: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Flowcharts, Imagery, SexistHow To Argue With A Woman: A flowchart.
Political, RacistLetter To America: Letter to America
Feminists, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Sexist, WomenHow Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything!
Darth Vader, Imagery, Kristen StewartMore Expressions Than Kristen Stewart: Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Advertising, Cooking, Imagery, Sexist, VintageCook – That’s What Wives Are For!: The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal This Opening: I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.
Bones, Imagery, SkeletonsThe Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones: The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.
Australia, Buses, Explosions, Imagery, InalaSorry For Party Rocking: Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.
Imagery, Step Ladders, ToolsStep Ladder: The Troubles of Being a Step Ladder…
Alligators, Animals, Crocodiles, ImageryHow To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart: It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…
Computers, ImageryChecking On A Slow Progress Bar: Checking on a slow progress bar.
Imagery, ReligiousBelieve In Reincarnation: Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.
Animals, Irish, RacistIrish Pets: Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…
Australia, Cars, Ghosts, Pub, Storm, SupernaturalA True Australian Ghost Story: This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s (supposedly) true.
ImageryFurniture Training: Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…
☺Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…: Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…
Australia, Imagery, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalWhere Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?: [Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
Imagery, Jail, Logan, RacistI’m From Logan: I killed a man. You? I’m from Logan.
ImageryMartha Stewart’s New Digs: Martha Stewart’s New Digs
Australia, Games, Imagery, ReligiousThanks God: God and the Rubiks Cube…
Capitalism, Imagery, PoliticalSuffering From Capitalism: Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.
ImageryButtons: Lots of buttons…
Animals, Imagery, Internet, RabbitsStop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed: Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?
Jewellery, Jokes, Puns, RingsSomeone Stole My Mood Ring: Someone stole my mood ring.
Computers, ImageryAlready Exists: skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.
Bsod, Clippit, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.
ImagerySense: …this picture makes none.
Angry Birds, Animals, Australia, Birds, Computer Games, ImageryAngry Birds Australia: Angry Birds Australia…
Blonde, Cars, SexistBlondeStar: What to do when you’re locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…
Bananas, Carving, Food, Guns, Imagery, WeaponsBanana Gun: Banana gun…
Farmers, Imagery, Men, Swimming, WomenThe Clever Old Man: One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…
Animals, Cars, Cows, Drunk, ImageryDrunk Cows: Drunk Cows: Bruce you are drunk.
SexistGuts Or Balls?: We’ve all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
ImagerySmile: Smile…
Afghanistan, RacistInvestment Opportunity: Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.
Animals, Imagery, Spiders, ZombiesZombie Apocalypse Spider: I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can’t stand up to a spider.
Einstein, ImageryYou Matter: You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.
Accidents, Buses, Imagery, Rivers, Wildlife DocumentariesA Wild Bus Drinking Water: And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.
Animals, Food, ImageryBoiled Lobster: “I hate the way they scream when you boil them!”
Facebook, InternetFacebook Farm: A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm…
Imagery, MoviesThere Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.: There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.
Animated, Flash, Geeky, ImageryL33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t: Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns: Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.
Animals, Imagery, RisquéHow To Eat Pussy…: How to eat pussy…
Imagery, Movie Posters, PiranhasPiranhas On An Escalator: If I were you, I’d take the stairs…
Animals, Imagery, SealsSeal The Deal: What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
Advertising, Gay, Imagery, Ovaltine, VintageTo Wake Up Gay In The Morning…: To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!
Imagery, Risqué, Tape Measures, ToolsBreakdown Of A Man’s Tape Measure Usage: Breakdown of a man’s tape measure usage
Animals, Cats, ImageryI’m Glad You’re Up: I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.
Animals, Conspiracies, Dogs, Imagery, SheepThat Conspiracy Stuff: I’m telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…
Bananas, Food, Imagery, ZucchinisGreen Banana: Green banana…
Imagery, SocksThe Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
ImageryMcDonald’s Reaches Africa: McDonald’s reaches Africa.
GeekyUnusual EBay Feedback: A+++! Would read this amusing page again…
Education, Imagery, School, TeachersExplain These Bad Grades: 1969: A child’s parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child’s parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.
ImageryWill Not Load Fully: This picture will not load fully!
Beer, Geeky, Imagery, WorkUltimate Camouflage: An office beer fridge…
Food, Geeky, ImageryLOL For Lunch: Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.
Alcohol, Beer, Imagery, WineIn Wine There Is Truth: In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.
Aztecs, Imagery, Mayans, OreosMayan, Aztec And Oreos: Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…
Bikes, ImagerySquare Bike: Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.
Imagery, TvThinking Outside The Square: A sideways television.
Imagery, Toilets, VandalismToilet Vandalism: We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like…
England, Imagery, UkAnarchy In The UK: Would you like some tea?
New Zealand, RacistKiwi Air Disaster: New Zealand’s worst air disaster occurred earlier today…
Animated, Imagery, MedicalRoot Canal: Amusing animated image of root canal treatment
Alcohol, ImageryAlcohol Research: Bum holding sign “Need Cash for Alcohol Research”.
Bras, Imagery, UnderwearSupport Bras: Supportive support bras…
Imagery, Phones, SmsChosen One: I’m the chosen one…
JokesToday Is Sunday: Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you’ll get another Sunday…
Risqué, SexistMating Bulls: A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…
Computer Games, Imagery, MarioIt’s A-me, Mario!: Mario emerging from a drainpipe.
Imagery, JokeHow Many Alzheimer’s Patients Does It Take?: To get to the other side!
Animals, Chocolate, Easter, Easter Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsJust Some Bunny That I Used To Know: Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
ImageryKermit Sees The Doctor: Have a seat Kermit. What I’m about to tell you might come as a big shock…
Cars, Imagery, Time TravelAnnual Meeting Of Time Travellers: Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.
Animals, Eggs, Giraffes, ImageryGiraffe Egg: Giraffe Egg.
Horror MoviesIf You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
Imagery, Newspapers, TechnologyAll This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial: All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.
☺Got To Love Drunk People: >A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…
Imagery, Unicorns, Unicycles, UnitardsUnicorn, Unitard, Unicycle: Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.
Food, Imagery, TurkeyRoast Turkey With A Doll Head: I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…
Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéKiwi Condoms: Australia runs out of condoms…
Cars, Imagery, Logan, My Family Stickers, Racist, StickersLogan My Family Stickers: Logan My Family Stickers.
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Dear Abby, Imagery, Motorbikes, Relationships, SexistDear Abby, I’ve Never Written To You Before…: Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…
Food, Imagery, Pasta, TrucksPasta Truck: A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.
Animals, Circuses, Dwarfs, Hippopotamuses, ImageryHippo Eats Dwarf: A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…
☺100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain: World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really…
Computers, Sms, WindowsWindows Frozen: Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen.”
GeekySpellcheck Not Needed: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Missing Posters, Paper, Pigeons, PostersHave You Seen This Bird?: I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.
Imagery, SexistWoman With PMS: Woman with PMS.
Girls, Imagery, WorkForgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her: I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.
Children, Parenting, Risqué“Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?”: Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?
☺Dear Thigh Fat: Help the needy?
Imagery, MathImaginary Friend: Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!
Canada, Etiquette, ImageryHolding Doors: Holding Doors: A Question of Distance.
PhrasesWhen Someone Yells “STOP”…: When someone yells “STOP”, I never know if it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…
America, Imagery, Mexico, RacistBorderline Offensive: You can make jokes about anything, just not Mexicans…
Animated, Illusion, Imagery, Impossible Triangle, Penrose TrianglePenrose Triangle: Penrose Triangle Animation.
America, Imagery, RacistAmerican Measures: American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster
Animals, Imagery, Lightbulbs, Mice, Risqué, SexHow Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Imagery, StoneNothing Is Written In Stone: Nothing is Written in Stone…
Animals, Broomsticks, Cars, Frogs, Imagery, Parking, Princesses, WitchesAll Others Will Be Toad: Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.
Bananas, Food, George Bush, ImageryThis Banana Tastes Funny: “This banana tastes funny” – George Bush.
Alcohol, Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Skateboards, Smoking, WineBad Dog Is Banned From The Park: I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.
Aeroplanes, Aircraft, Imagery, WarRequesting Air Support: Requesting Air Support! “Believe in yourself. You can do it!”
Africa, Animals, Imagery, MoviesThe Lion King: Proof At Last: Pumbaa & Timon…
Imagery, SnowDead Snowmen: Gruesomely dead snowmen.
Animals, ImageryNot Allowed: When a dog is all out of luck.
Imagery, WorkMeetings: The practical alternative to work.
Drink, Food, ImageryThings To Eat And Drink In Public: Things to eat and drink in public.
Parties, WatchesNot On My Watch: Lost my watch at a party once…
Cpr, First Aid, Imagery, SchoolCPR Diagram: You’re next!
America, Britain, Political, Queen Elizabeth Ii, Queens, Racist, RoyaltyA MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN: A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageHappier With A Hoover: Christmas morning she’ll be happier with a Hoover.
Imagery, Kitchens, Sexist, WomenFor Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced: For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It’s time they had microphones in kitchens.
Imagery, Osama Bin Laden, Sport, Terrorists, Weight LiftingOsama Bin Liftin’: Osama Bin Liftin’
Comics, Education, ImageryUnused Diploma.: I’d like to return this. It’s unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.
Australia, Imagery, Nsw, PolicePoliceman’s Ball: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said “I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.” He said, “NSW Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!
Food, ImageryLittle Green Balls Of Death: Little Green Balls of Death
Cars, Imagery, PetrolThe Bank Account Gas Ratio: The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.
Animals, Dogs, Driving, Imagery, SexistDog Decides Better Driver: My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.
America, RacistAmerican State Mottos: American State Mottos…
Animals, DogsTalking Dog For Sale: A man sees a sign outside a house – “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Calendars, Comics, Imagery, MayansThe Mayan Calendar: I only had enough room to go up to 2012…
Buses, ImageryGo Home Bus, You’re Drunk!: Go home bus, you’re drunk!
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI Forgot How To Dog: I forgot how to dog
Children, Parenting, SchoolLetter To A Mother / School Report: It is with great happiness that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…
Imagery, RisquéHebrew Cave Paintings: Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…
Animals, Imagery, Languages, Latin, PigsPig Latin: Pig Latin…
Apple, Computers, Decals, Imagery, Laptops, Mac, Macbook, Stickers, TechnologyCreative Apple MacBook Stickers: A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.
ImageryLegoland Will Never Be The Same...: Legoland will never be the same…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Queue: Sometimes, even dogs have to queue…
Cables, Cables, Geeky, Imagery, UsbCables Exist In 4-dimensional Space: Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.
AudioPsychiatric Answering Machine: A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, WorkMario: Happy: Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
ImageryHow To Be Green: A boardgame: How to be Green…
RisquéSanta’s Stressful Christmas: Santa’s Stressful Christmas
Money, Quotations, SchwarzeneggerHaving More Money Doesn’t Make You Happier: Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Advertising, Cocaine, Drugs, Imagery, Toothache, VintageCocaine Toothache Drops: Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.
Animals, Imagery, PigsBacon Seed: Bacon seed.
Imagery, SignsDon’t Grow Up: Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Animals, Giraffes, ImageryLet’s Get You Home Buddy: Two giraffe having problems getting home.
Imagery, Phones, SmsI Am Hungary: I am Hungary…
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Religious, Steve JobsHe’s Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…: Moses, meet Steve. He’s gonna upgrade your tablets…
Animals, Australia, Crocodiles, Emus, Imagery, Kangaroos, Koalas, Kookaburras, Police, Sharks, Spiders, Woolworths26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia: When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.
Imagery, RocksOrders From A Rock: [On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.
Geeky, InternetUsing AOL? Mind If We LOL?: Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?
Balloons, Hot Air Balloons, ImageryHot Air Balloons: Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFunny Dog: The longer you look, the funnier it gets!
Energy Drinks, Geeky, Imagery, Rubiks CubesMonster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!
Imagery, RisquéDon’t Fall For This: The CIA is trying to steal my…
Animals, Flamingos, ImageryGarden Flamingo: Garden Flamingo…
Computers, Geeky, ItComputer Quotes: Computer quotes.
Geeky, Imagery, InternetSlashdot For Dummies: Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!
English, Grammar, QuotationsAmusing Quotes & One-Liners: Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.
Imagery, RacistHow To Be Black: How to be Black: An Instructional Book.
Imagery, MoviesTitanic Ice Bucket Challenge: Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: “I accept your ice water challenge”.
Geeky, ImageryBlackboard: School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.
Guns, Imagery, Mp3, Mp4, Mp5Well, That Escalated Quickly: Well, that escalated quickly.
ImageryTechnically Correct: …but still wrong.
Imagery, RisquéAncient Japanese Proverb: Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…
Animals, RisquéThe Lone Ranger: The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…
Animals, Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, OttersFilthy Hobitses: Filthy Hobitses
Imagery, Mobiles, Mouse Traps, Phones, TelstraCustomer Retention: Free Phone Telstra Style.
Imagery, ToiletsPeeing: Expert Mode: Peeing: Expert Mode
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, RisquéBitches & Hose: Having so much fun…
Animals, Cats, ImageryOn A Roll: Don’t try to stop me… ‘cause I am on a roll.
Food, Imagery, ThymeToo Much Thyme On My Hands: I’ve got way too much tyme on my hands.
Fortune Cookies, ImageryYou Are Not Illiterate.: You are not illiterate.
Aliens, ImageryFunniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen: Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen.
Bikinis, Burqa, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SexistWhat A Cruel Male-dominated Culture: It’s a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…
Imagery, RedneckRedneck Ingenuity: Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.
Coathangers, Imagery, WarningsDo Not Swallow Coathangers!: Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
Harry Potter, Imagery, SmsMaster Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!: Well I’m grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming “Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”
America, Australia, Birds, Horror Movies, Imagery, MagpiesAustralian Horror Story: American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesUpgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners: Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.
America, English, Imagery, RacistEnglish (Traditional) And English (Simplified): English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).
Imagery, SpicesSeasons Greetings: Seasons Greetings
Batman, Imagery, WikileaksWikileaks: Bruce Wayne!
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryDear Dog: Dear Dog… a letter from the cat.
Risqué, Sexist, WorkSentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important: Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.
Geeky, ImageryDelete Cookies: Delete cookies?!
Animals, Elephants, ImageryIt’s Just One Of Those Days: A baby elephant falls in the mud.
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, MsnMSN Shuts Down: We reminisce about “the good old days” of MSN…
Blonde, Fruit, Ginger, Hair, Imagery, Strawberries, WomenGinger Versus Strawberry Blonde: This is a strawberry. This is ginger…
Cars, ImageryThe Park Anywhere Button: Self-explanatory really.
ImagerySpring Is Just Around The Corner: Finally… Spring is just around the corner.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryHow The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?: How the hell is the ball still in your hand?
America, Congress, Imagery, It Crowd, PoliticalCongress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?: Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?
Guns, ImageryCrayon Gun: A fantastic gun made from many every-day items.
Cooking, Frypans, ImageryNon-stick Frypan: A stuck non-stick frypan…
Australia, France, Imagery, Racist, RisquéAustralian Kiss: Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.
Facebook, Imagery, RisquéFacebook Sex: Taking status updates too far.
Animals, Drugs, ImageryFlying Ants: How ants began to fly…
Animals, Australia, Imagery, KoalasEucalyptus Leaves Cause Hallucinations: The **** do you mean eucalyptus leaves cause hallucinations? I gotta tell my unicorn about this.
Bananas, Fruit, ImageryAppealing Attire: I find this attire… appeeling.
Beer, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Predictions2 Mayan Guys: [2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.
Imagery, LegoWhat Lego Does When We Aren’t Looking: What legos do when we aren’t looking
America, Animated, Imagery, Obama, PoliticalThanks, Obama: Thanks, Obama.
Imagery, SexistAlways Love A Woman For Her Personality: Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
ImageryBatman Downsized: Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryFridge Magnets: Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Breakfast, ImageryHow Did You Get In My House?: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house?” business.
English, GrammarThat’s What She Said: That’s what she said.
Cars, Imagery, Movies, Pulp Fiction, The RockHave You Seen Pulp Fiction?: Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn’t like it.
Imagery, WifiWireless Networks: Wireless networks could save your life!
Guns, ImageryThe Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa: A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.
Food, Imagery, Microwaves, ScienceNo Science In This Microwave: Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.
Animals, Gorillas, Imagery, King Kong, Mobiles, Phones, VodafoneNo Signal: The “Vodafone Effect”.
Books, ImageryMystery Books: You have to find them first…
Credit Cards, Genies, Imagery, Sexist, WomenIrresistible To Women: Make me irresistible to women
WorkMergers: Amusing mergers.
Animals, ImageryJust Checking: “Just doing a spot-check to see what you’re doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!” The expression on this ostrich’s face is excellent.
Imagery, Mexico, RacistMexico’s National Sport: What is Mexico’s national sport? Cross country.
Imagery, Math, PiWife Of Pi: He’s irrational and he goes on and on…
Australia, Cooking, God, Imagery, KitchensIn God’s Kitchen: In God’s Kitchen: What are you cooking?
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, SeagullsCat Duck: The Amazing Cat Duck! Or perhaps Cat Seagull?
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, TechnologyIPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet: A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5.
Imagery, Money, Monopoly, StrippersMonopoly Money For Fake Boobs: I think it’s only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
ImageryTimes Have Changed: An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system
Imagery, Mafia, RecruitersRecruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia: Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…
ImageryApostrophe, Catastrophe: Apostrophe, Catastrophe.
Animated, Babies, Fireworks, ImageryFirst Time Seeing Fireworks: A baby sees fireworks for the first time.
Acid, Animals, Cats, Cocaine, Coffee, Drugs, Heroin, Imagery, Marijuana, Mushrooms, Shrooms, WeedDrug Cats: An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…
Imagery, MoviesNeville: Neville would have done it in four books.
Mayans, PredictionsMayans Predicting The Future: Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
Animals, Cats, ImageryPlease Don’t Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!: Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
MedicalSeek And Find You…: I shall seek and find you…
Advertising, Cigarettes, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, VintageBlow In Her Face: Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
Animals, Australia, Cats, Horse Racing, Horses, Imagery, Jockeys, Melbourne Cup, SportMelbourne Cup Cat Horse: Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.
Illusion, ImageryIllogical Lego: Illogical Lego.
America, Guns, ImageryHow To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.: How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.
Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Romance, SmsThe Modern Day Romantic: Goodnight my beautiful girl I’m so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3
Australia, Chairs, Disaster, Earthquake, Imagery, MelbourneThe 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Australia, Condoms, New Zealand, Racist, RisquéAustralian Condoms: New Zealand runs out of condoms…
Imagery, Paper, SignsIs It Me You’re Looking For?: Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
☺Notice: Notice is hereby given…
Internet, RisquéCybersex How-Not-To: Cybersex how it should not be…
Roadwork, Shovels, WorkersWe Forgot Our Shovels: A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: “We have a problem.”
Animals, ImageryWireless Technology: “It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology”
Animals, ImageryCat Legs: There really isn’t much else to say about this.
English, Grammar, ImageryComforting A Grammar Nazi: When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, “there, their, they’re”
Funerals, Imagery, Italian, RacistThe Italian Funeral: Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…
☺A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…: A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…
Imagery, Mistakes, PostersMake Some More Mistakes: I’ve learned so much from my mistakes… I’m thinking of making a few more.
Animals, Imagery, Johnny Depp, Movie Stars, SpidersI’m Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp: Research shows that if you’re afraid of spiders, you’re more likely to find one in your bedroom. I’m really afraid of Johnny Depp.
America, Canada, RacistU.S. Ship Versus Canadian: U.S. Ship versus Canadian.
Babies, Court, Imagery, Jail, Judges3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose: 3 years in jail for stealing my nose!
Diving, Imagery, Sharks, Sign LanguageA Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.: Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.
Imagery, RisquéThe Exact Spot My Zipper Broke: The exact spot my zipper broke.
Imagery, RisquéPull Out & Save: Save up to $600!
Children, ParentingWhy Parents Drink: Why parents drink.
America, Democracy, PoliticalHow To Know When You’ve Met A Democrat: Just in case you have trouble knowing when you’ve met a Democrat…
Geeky, Imagery, MeditationGeek Meditation Session: In your mind’s browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…
Imagery, ToiletsWalked Into A Public Bathroom: Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard “hello?”
Illusion, ImageryTwelve Or Thirteen?: Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?
Imagery, Topgear, TvIs There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?: Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.
Cars, ImageryHome Mechanics: Home Mechanics and their cars.
Imagery, Math, SchoolI’ll Just Be A Stripper.: Screw this: I’ll just be a stripper.
Animals, Birds, Imagery, SeagullsSomebody Come Look At This: Somebody Come Look at This
America, Imagery, Political, SpyingMy Computer Hard Drive Crashed. NSA Won’t Send Me Their Backup Copy.: My computer hard drive crashed. NSA won’t send me their backup copy.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat Bag: It’s a cat bag. Not too sure what else to say about this…
Children, Imagery, Sexist, ToysTo Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes: To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…
Cake, Ikea, ImageryHappy 25th Birthday IKEA!: Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your cake
ImageryLow Battery Warning: Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!
InvisibleYou Can See Me?: Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, “you can see me?”
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAre Those Yours?: …they’re turning out so big and cute!
America, Calendars, Imagery, Mayans, Obama, Political, PredictionsThe Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed: At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.
Emergency, Imagery, Out Of OrderEmergency: Out Of Order: Please do not have an emergency!
Facebook, Geeky, Imagery, InternetGoogle+ Versus Facebook: Google Plus versus Facebook
Imagery, Political, Snowden, Spying, WikileaksEdward Snowden Buys A Plane Ticket From Moscow To Havana…: Snowden buys a plane ticket from Moscow to Havana. Over 30 journalists pay last-minute airfare for a ticket on the same flight. The doors shut, the plane takes off, and [Edward] Snowden is not on the plane. It’s a 16-hour flight.
Animals, Chocolate, Dogs, Heaven, ImageryA Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?: A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.
America, Guns, Imagery, Police, RacistAnd I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!: And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! ‘Merica!
Animals, Imagery, Seals, SharksDo Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!: Do not consume if seal is broken!
Animated, ImageryWait!: Wait…
Bill Gates, Imagery, Mario, North Korea, Star Wars, WinrarThe Good Guys Of The World: These are the Good Guys of the World.
PoliticalBush And The Queen: While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, Sexist, WorkJob Application: Sexist job application.
Africa, Apple, Imagery, Ipad, StarvingThinner Than Ever: Thinner than ever.
Australia, Imagery, Kevin Rudd, PoliticalKevin Rudd’s Ego: Kevin Rudd’s Ego.
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, SexistXBOX Girlfriend: A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…
Animals, Bunnies, Imagery, RabbitsEmo Bunny: Emo bunny: No one ever understands him
Computers, Imagery, InternetNew Mail: 10 years ago…
Dogs, ImageryMy Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter’s Purse.: My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter’s purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.
Advertising, Feminine Hygiene, Imagery, Sexist, VintagePlease, Dave… Please Don’t Let Me Be Locked Out From You!: Please, Dave… please don’t let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!
Animals, Bread, Dogs, Food, ImageryBread Dog: The Amazing Bread Dog.
Advertising, ImageryColgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign: Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.
Cars, Imagery, TrucksDriver Is Fully Naked: Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.
Animals, Imagery, LlamaA Shaved Llama: A shaved Llama
Animals, Cats, DogsCats And Dogs: As seen in a dog’s diary…
Alphabet, Games, ImageryAlphabet Game: The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.
Cats, Comics, ImageryPop Out Of Bed: If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, JokeWoof: How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?
Animals, Cats, Ducks, Imagery, Robots, Sharks, VacuumsRobot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase: Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.
Beaches, Imagery, Irish, SunbathingIrish Girl Sunbathing: An Irish girl sunbathes…
Accidents, Cars, ImageryPass With Care: Pass with care…
Arthur C Clarke, Astrology, QuotationsI Don’t Believe In Astrology: I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.
Elderly, MemoryElderly Memories: An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…
Political, RisquéHillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…: Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Accidents, Imagery, Logan, Racist, WindowsLogan Repair: Another quality repair job by Logan City Council.
Animals, Cats, Imagery, KittensNo Sitz: I be here!
SexistMen’s Rules: We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side…
Babies, ImageryDraw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby: Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.
Children, Parenting, SportChild Beating: A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…
Animals, Cats, Godzilla, Imagery, KittensGodzilla Kitten: Terrifyingly cute…
☺News Headlines: Amusing news headlines
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, Nokia, PhonesIPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310: iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?
Bugs Bunny, Cartoons, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Goofy, Imagery, Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Porky Pig, Road Runner, Tom And Jerry, Wile E CoyoteJust To Make You Feel Really Old: Just to make you feel really old…
Comics, ImageryThe Street Is Closed: Oh no—we’re trapped in here. The street is closed.
Geeky, ItNetwork Truths: The Twelve Networking Truths.
Bob Hope, Imagery, Johnny Cash, Kevin Bacon, Steve JobsDon’t Let Kevin Bacon Die: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
Police, RisquéPanties: Policewoman: Anything you say will be taken down!
Animals, Imagery, SharksMisunderstood Sharks: Misunderstood Sharks.
Camping, Grammar, Imagery, TentsYou Can’t Run Through A Campground: You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
Cats, Imagery, MailboxesMailman Jumped 15 Feet: Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.
Imagery, InternetProcrastination: Have a little look at the Internet…
Geeky, Imagery, Scientific, UniversityHow People In Science See Each Other: How People in Science See Each Other.
CatsHappy Pussy: A collection of amusing cat pictures.
Animals, Bears, Cartoons, Imagery, PigsJackass Piglet: Hi, my name’s piglet and this is Jackass.
Apple, Computers, Geeky, Linux, Mac, WindowsHow To Fix Any Computer: A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.
Animals, Imagery, OctopusesDrunk Octopus Wants To Fight: Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight…
English, GrammarParaprosdokians: Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
Bones, ImageryI Found This Humerus: I found this humerus.
Computers, Geeky, ImagerySpeed Reader: Wow you read that fast! You must be a speed reader!
Fonts, Imagery, Running, Sport, Usain BoltUsain Bold, Usain Italic: Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.
Imagery, Memory, Protests, RalliesBetter Memory: What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?
Imagery, TattoosFree Tattoo Removal: Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.
Apple, Computers, Flash, Geeky, Imagery, MacMacintosh: Mac Hater…
Imagery, WorkNothing To Do: In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.
ImageryCute Party Trick: Man with finger up nose and out of eye.
Sexist, WomenWhen A Woman Says “what?”: When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Imagery, MedicalHearing Aids: Hearing aids…
Australia, Democracy, Imagery, Political, RisquéAmazing Holes: Amazing Holes from Around the World.
JokeExercise - Some Facts: Exercise… some facts.
Corporate, Geeky, ImageryPatent Infringement: Eating Fruit…
PoliticalAbbott And Costello Go To Washington: Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.
ImageryMarketing: Marketing…
Imagery, RisquéToo Long: Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it!
Aboriginal, Australia, Imagery, Racist, The RockStolen Generator: So I heard about the stolen generation…
Crocs, Imagery, Shoes, WeddingsWedding Crocs: Wedding Crocs.
Canada, RacistAn Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…: An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…
Bananas, Food, Hats, ImageryBanana Hat: Banana hat…
SexistA Love Story With A Happy Ending: Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
Advertising, Imagery, Sexist, VintageDormeyer Crying Wives: Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…
Accidents, Animals, Cats, Imagery, LaddersHumans Don’t Land On Their Feet: Gee you’re right, humans don’t land on their feet.
Halloween, Imagery, Pumpkins, VegetablesAngry Pumpkin Man: Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!
Cars, ImageryAbove The Law Like A Boss: Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.
Imagery, Rallies, Sexist, WomenWhat Women Want: Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? NOW!
Animated, Geeky, Imagery, PhotoshopAdobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working: The realest photography struggle ever…
Animals, Fish, Imagery, Love, Romance, SmsAnyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish: Long story short, we’re in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.
Imagery, PunsThe Highest Form Of Flattery: Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.
Babies, ImagerySpot The Baby: Spot the baby. No, the other one.
Evolution, Imagery, SexistThe Evolution Of Man And Woman: The Evolution of Man & Woman…
Cycling, Drugs, SportI Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong: I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.
Imagery, ShopsBall-type Deodorant: Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it’s for under my arms!
Animals, JokeThe Dead Rabbit: The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…
Babies, Imagery, InstructionsBaby Instructions: Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…
Advertising, April Fools, Ikea, Imagery, Product Recalls, ToolsIKEA Product Recall: IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day
SexistMen Vs. Women: Men versus women…
Imagery, Masturbation, RisquéI’m Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates: I’m not absolutely certain yet, but I’m starting to think my husband masturbates
Android, Galaxy Note, Imagery, Phones, Samsung, TechnologyBattery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.: In what is perhaps one of the more stupid “features” on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying “Battery fully charged. Unplug charger.” As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.
Imagery, SignsAlways Give 100%: Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Imagery, ShipsA Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
Imagery, PoliticalMad Magazine’s Boy Grows Up: The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios6, TransportApple IOS6 Maps: For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.
Adoption, Babies, ImageryAdopted Baby: Dude, I’m joking, you are not adopted!
Imagery, UniversityUniversity Website: Things on the front page of a university website.
Cars, ImagerySomething Wrong Officer?: Something wrong officer?
Alcohol, Imagery, Irish, RacistIrish Yoga: Irish Yoga.
Fish, ImageryThe Swordfish: The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
Atoms, Imagery, SignsDo Not Trust Atoms: Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Animals, Drugs, Imagery, RabbitsHigh Rabbits: Two rabbits getting high on marijuana.
Communist, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryA Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story: A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
Animals, Australia, Dangerous, ImageryDangerous Australia: It’s no wonder we all live here…
Animals, Bugs, Flies, Imagery, Joke, MitesHey, Bug On My Back…: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…
Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Lightbulb Jokes: Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.
Australia, Cars, Floods, Imagery, MechanicalDunno Mate, Maybe She’s Flooded?: Dunno mate, maybe she’s flooded?
Imagery, Men, SexistMen Have Feelings Too!: Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.
Babies, Cars, Imagery, StickersBaby On Board: Baby on Board
ImageryMissed You...: Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption “When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME”
Imagery, MusicI’m Not Just Another Brick In The Wall: We don’t need no education…
Imagery, SexistIron Man Competition: Ironman Competition - the way it should be…
Alcohol, Food, Imagery, VodkaVodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week: Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.
Boobs, SexistTen Things Men Know About Women: Ten things men know about women…
Imagery, Risqué, SignsPlease Use Finger: Pen is broken - please use finger.
Imagery, Reincarnation, WoodReincarnation Gone Horribly Wrong: Reincarnation gone horribly wrong
Joke, RisquéJam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!: Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!
Medical, RisquéBetter Than A Flu Shot: Better than a Flu Shot
Daleks, Doctor Who, Geeky, RobotsWhat Would Robots From The 1960's…: What would robots from 1960’s and 1970’s TV say today with current software installed?
ImageryI’m So Sick Of Not Being Understood!: I’m so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?
Australia, PoliticalPsalm 2009 – 2012: The First Book of Government.
Hunger Games, Imagery, Katniss Everdeen, Kristen Stewart, Movies, Movie Stars, Smiling, TwilightKristen Stewart Smiles: I don’t always smile, but when I do, I don’t.
Animals, Jokes, Puns, Racing, SnailsI Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.: I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
Imagery…and So It Was.: It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!
Imagery, MotivationalSomeone Out There Cares: I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
Cling-wrap, Imagery, WorkCling-wrap Fun: Cling-wrap fun.
Autocorrect, Imagery, Iphone, SmsBroken Penis: I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
Advertising, Billboards, ImageryThere Are Two Rules For Success: There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…
Board Games, Games, ImageryGroup Therapy: …is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.
Beer, Imagery, Logan, Prams, Racist, Victoria BitterLogan Priorities: Logan Priorities.
Animals, Beavers, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Fish, Frogs, Horses, Imagery, Puns, Rabbits, ZebraPunny Animals: Who ever invented the “knock-knock jokes” should get a no-bell prize!
Advertising, Imagery, Men, Sexist, SignsThis Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…: This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won’t.
ImageryProcrastination Issues: I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Redneck, TechnologyTechnology For Country Folk: Technology for Country Folk.
Books, ImageryRead Your Book Case: A bookcase worth reading.
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, High, ImageryDog, How High Are You?: Dog, how high are you? Yes.
Advertising, Apple, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, MacMac Weed: A take-off of the Apple Macintosh switch ads.
Girls, Imagery, Moon, Photography, Sexist, Space, WomenWent To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.: Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Alcohol, Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, WindowsWindows: File Missing: Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
Bags, Imagery, ShoppingI’ll Be Bag: A bag titled “I’ll Be Bag”
Animals, Cars, Children, Girls, Horses, ImageryNo Pony For Christmas: No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!
Cars, Geeky, Imagery, SqlSpeed Camera Hack: Car with SQL injection taped to the front.
Germany, LoveTell Someone You Love Them Today: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Imagery, Jobs, WorkHonesty: Your Greatest Weakness: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Animals, Bunnies, Chocolate, Easter, Food, Imagery, RabbitsEaster Bunnies: Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?
America, Imagery, Nsa, Obama, Phones, SpyingObama: “Aww No! Both Of You Hang Up!”: Her: “Ok, you hang up.” Him: “No, you hang up.” Her: “Haha, no you hang up.” Obama: “Aww no! Both of you hang up!”
Computer Games, Computers, ImageryPlay Outside: It’s a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.
Cartoons, Comics, Imagery, MoviesThe Bat Cave: The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!
Beer, Computers, GeekyIf Beer Was Like Operating Systems...: If Beer was like Operating Systems…
Animals, Animated, Bananas, Cats, ImageryCat & Banana: The cat and the banana.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryI See What You Did There: I see what you did there… also, over here…
Diets, Food, Paleolithic DietPaleolithic Diet: Something’s just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.
Food, Imagery, SexistBut God, She Won’t Even Make Me A Sandwich…: But God, She Won’t Even Make Me a Sandwich…
Animals, Chickens, Chicks, ImageryHow To Pick Up Chicks: Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.
Communist, Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, SoftwareCommunist Traitor: It looks like you’re a Communist traitor…
Sexist, WorkDon’t Copy If You Can’t Paste: Don’t copy if you can’t paste…
Bmw, Cars, Imagery, WorkBrand New BMW: The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…
Droids, Imagery, Star WarsLook, Sir. Droids!: These are not the droids you are looking for.
English, WordsI’m Awkward When People Compliment Me…: I’m awkward when people compliment me… “Nice hair” Me: “Thanks, I grew it myself”
Imagery, SexistEscape From The Kitchen: You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
ReligiousThe Atheist & The Bear: The Atheist and the Religious Bear
Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Pie ChartsTime Breakdown Of Modern Web Design: The breakdown of modern web design.
Illusion, ImageryWhat Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?: One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.
Agony Aunt, Cheating, Clinton, Dear Abby, Dear Abby, Political, RelationshipsDear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…
English, GrammarBipolar Awesome: English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Bogans, Imagery, Iphone, SpeakersBogan Bass: Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.
Animals, Dogs, ImageryAchilles’ Heel: You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…
Geology, Imagery, SchoolGeology: Name the three types of rock.
Animals, Imagery, RaccoonsGet Well Soon: A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a “get well soon” balloon.
Accidents, Cars, ImagerySorry: A Bus Accident: Sorry: A Bus Accident
Imagery, Jokes, ScrabbleScrabble Jokes: I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TrucksThe Road To Success: On the road to success, there are no shortcuts…
Imagery, RisquéPremature Ejaculators Anonymous: Man stating he ‘came too soon’ in front of sign stating ‘premature ejaculators anonymous’.
English, ImageryLike If You Can Raed Tihs: Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.
Acrobats, Books, ImageryAcrobat Reader: An acrobat reader…
Computer Games, Education, Games, Imagery, Internet, Minecraft, School, TestsMinecraft: Create A Simple Door: Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.
Animals, Cows, ImageryA Cow Getting A Back Scratch: A cow getting a back scratch.
Boats, Imagery, Rowing, WarRow Row Row Your Boat: Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.
Cars, Imagery, Italy, Racist, Risqué25 Year Old Escort: But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, “Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!”
WorkHow To Get A Day Off Work: How to get time off in the public service…
Comics, Dancing, Imagery, Ireland, Irish, Irish DanceThe Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two: Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland’s oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O’Hara made a terrible discovery…
SexistPunctuation Is Powerful.: Punctuation is powerful.
Cars, Drugs, Imagery, PoliceHow High Are You?: How High Are You? No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you”.
Animals, Giraffes, Imagery, SpidersGiraffe Spider: A giraffe spots a spider…
ImageryProblem Solving Flowchart: A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.
Advertising, Imagery, Rice, Risqué, Sexist, VintageVa-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…: My man likes something unexpected now and then. That’s why I serve him rice.
English, GrammarEnglish: Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.
Jokes, Pool, Puns, Sport, TreesWhat’s Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?: What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Evolution, ImageryEvolution: Stop Following Me!: The typical “evolution of man” poster, except the man is facing his “earlier ancestors” saying “Stop following me!”
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery90’s Gamer: Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90’s…
PoliticalScientific Breakthrough – Governmentium: A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
SexistMen Are Happier: Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Ice, Imagery, MindpowerMelt Ice With My Mind: I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…
Cars, ImagerySideways Car: It’s a little confusing…
Babies, Imagery, PregnancyHow Babies Are Made: How babies are made (with an air pump).
Cars, Computer Games, ImageryLegend Of Zelda: A legend… of Zelda.
ImageryPositive For Coke: You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.
Animals, Imagery, ZebrasI Love You Zebra: Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.
Animals, Imagery, SharksSharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth: Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.
Advertising, Australia, Billboards, CarsRAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown: You don’t want to be stuck out here.
ImageryBird Flu: I’m not worried about this bird flu…
Animals, Fish, ImageryCan February March? No, But April May.: Can February March? No, but April May.
Business Cards, ImageryYou Have A Nice… Business Card: A business card: “You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.
Animals, ImageryAntique Tables: Made Daily…
Animals, Animated, Dogs, Imagery, TonguesDog Tongue: A dog with a very long tongue.
Elderly, Hearing Aids, ImageryExpensive Hearing Aid: A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
Facebook, Imagery, InternetFuture Man: So you’re saying people will “tweet” what they’re eating for breakfast?
Imagery, MilkLying About Skim Milk: There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.
Cars, PoliceSpeed Camera: Speed camera revenge…
ImageryCockroach Cancer: Please, don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor…
Animals, Djs, Fishing, Imagery, MusicDrop The Bass: Can’t go fishing, ‘cause I always drop the bass…
Animals, Dogs, ImageryDog Poo Bin: If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.
Australia, PoliticalCostello’s Reward For Being Loyal: Costello’s reward for being loyal…
Olympics, Racist, SportAthens Olympic Soccer Stadium: The Athens Olympic Stadium…
Birds, Imagery, RavensWhere Have You Been All Weekend?: Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.
Australia, Cricket, Imagery, VideoHow Cricket Looks To Most People: How Cricket Looks to Most People.
Computer Games, Imagery, Microsoft, XboxXbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick: Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…
Geeky, RisquéEUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1): The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
Canada, Flutes, Imagery, SignsCanada Has A Serious Epidemic: Protect yourself and others from the flute.
Illusion, ImageryMoving Illusion: A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.
Animals, Imagery, OttersOtter Nonsense: I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense…
Adobe, Geeky, Imagery, UpdatesAdobe Updates: I don’t always have an update…
Hammer, ImageryStop! Hammer Time: Stop! Hammer Time!
Geeky, Imagery, InternetYour Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...: Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…
English, Grammar, Risqué, School, University, WritingShort Story: A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…
Imagery, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, SnickersKim, Eat A Snickers: Kim Jong-un: I’m going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you’re hungry. Better? Kim: Better.
Clippit, Imagery, Microsoft, Office, Paperclips, WorkIt Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?: Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?
Cars, Imagery, StickersF It: F-it
Imagery, Phones, SmsStreet Name: Hey, what’s your street name?
Imagery, Ocd, ShirtsI Have CDO. It’s Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.: I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
Babies, Drinking, Imagery, Studying, The RockWhat Are Your Plans For The Weekend?: What are your plans for the weekend? Studying. [shocked look] Drinking! Drinking!
Animated, Illusion, ImageryTwo Person Optical Illusion: Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.
Brooms, Imagery, Parking, Sexist, Witches, WomenWomen Can’t Park: Who said that women can’t park?
English, VegetablesThe Correct Way To Spell Potato: The correct way to spell potato is “GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”.
Apple, Imagery, Ios, Ios7, Iphone, Mobiles, PhonesThe New IPhone 5C With IOS 7: The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.
SexistGirl’s And Boy’s Diaries: A girl and a boy and their diaries…
Facebook, ImageryBe The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.: A post with a poster on it, “Be the first of your friends to like this post”.
Asian, Facebook, Imagery, RacistHumans Of Sunnybank: In Asia culture, it’s important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That’s why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.
Imagery, SpidersSpider’s Remember: Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.
Alcohol, Cooking, Imagery, WineCooking With Wine: I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
Cars, ReligiousRoad Rage: Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it…
ImageryAwkward Moment: The awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.
Computers, Evolution, ImagerySomething Went Terribly Wrong: Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.
Animals, Birds, Chickens, Imagery, Rock And RollChook Heavy Metal Guitarist: A heavy metal guitarist chicken
Imagery, Notices, Paper, SignsPaper Says Yes: Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)
Chinese, Imagery, Racist, Tattoos, WomenIf Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…: If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…
Art, Geeky, ImageryNational Portrait Gallery: National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…
JokeLaurel And Hardy: Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…
Geeky, ImageryOhm: …ohm.
ImageryTrapped Miners: The first photo of the trapped miners…
Children, Cleaning, Imagery, MopsStupid Child Efficiency Mop: Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.
Explosions, Guns, ImageryTold Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…: Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…
Animals, Cats, Glasses, ImageryBut These Are For Girls: But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
Illusion, ImageryFour Perfectly Round Circles: Four Perfectly Round Circles.
Cars, ImageryFail Towing: Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.
Animals, Horses, Imagery, SeahorsesSeahorse: I’m a seahorse. Your argument is invalid.
SexistCIA Assassin: The CIA had an opening for an assassin…
Accidents, Buses, Cars, Imagery, InsuranceDon’t You Suggest To Me What To Do: If you don’t have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don’t hit this bus.
Imagery, Odin, PoliticalVote Odin: The left wing said they’d abolish poverty; right wing said they’d abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he’d abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Notices, Parrots, SignsParrot BBQ: Parrot Lost: Parrot BBQ!
PilotsBlind Pilots: You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…
Imagery, Sexist, WomenFeminine Instincts: If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
Cars, Computers, GeekyMicrosoft Car: Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.
Imagery, Internet, SwordsSwords Of The Centuries: Swords of the Centuries
ImageryBefore Tweeting: In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.
Imagery, Nietzsche, ReligiousNietzsche Is Dead: God is dead” ~Nietzsche / “Nietzsche is dead” ~God.
Apple, Imagery, Ipad, Portal, Technology, ValveValve’s “Portal”, As An IPad Decoration.: Valve’s “Portal”, as an iPad decoration.
Religious, RisquéSisters Of St Francis: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…
Beer, SexistA Beer Before It Starts: A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”…
Australia, History, RacistA Brief History Of Australia: Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy “Crocodile” Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.
RisquéTarzan Sex: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…
JokesComplimentary Pretzels: A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”
Computers, GeekyMessage From Your IT Deptartment: Message from your IT Deptartment…
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, Phones, SmsTexts From My Dog: My dog sends me texts…
RacistFerrari Sack Pit Crew: The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…
America, Imagery, North Korea, Obama, RacistNorth Korea: I Will Destroy America: North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!
Imagery, NinjasNinja Exit: Ninja Exit Only
Money, SexistFemale Financial Planning: Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Animals, Cats, ImageryCat In A Cat Box: A cat in a Cat box.
Darth Vader, ImageryBreathe Right: Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.
Accidents, Cars, Imagery, TargetMissed Target: Missed Target: So close…
Africa, Animals, Cats, Imagery, Lions, TouristsThe Best Photo Caption: A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned “if she hasn’t… she will soon”.
Imagery, Movies, PiratesHorny Pirate’s Worst Nightmare: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
Australia, Football, Imagery, Muslim, Racist, SportWell, I Guess We’ll Beheading Home Now: Well, I guess we’ll beheading home now…
Bathrooms, Imagery, SignsYou Look Fine: Instead of a mirror, a sign “you look fine”.
Cars, Imagery, PoliceMisleading The Public: $100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…
Animals, Cats, Cockroaches, Dogs, Imagery, Men, WomenThe Circle Of Life: The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?
ImageryVegetative State: Vegetative State.
Animals, Cats, Dogs, ImageryCat: The Dog Went Missing: Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I’m sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I’m so sad…
Animals, Books, Dolphins, Imagery, LibrariesTo Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth: 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.
Animals, Imagery, SharksShark! What?: Shark! What?
Apple, Computers, Imagery, Phones, Religious, Steve JobsI Have An APP For That!: Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.
Evolution, Imagery, ZombiesZombie Evolution: The evolution of Zombies
Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryReality: Worst game ever.
Imagery, R2-d2, Star Wars, TvThe Most Vulgar Character Of All Time: R2D2: They beeped out every single word he said
Africa, Animals, Bikes, ImageryUpsetting The Food Chain: A zebra on a motorbike…
Advertising, Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Phones, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy, TechnologyApple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield: A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.
Facebook, Imagery, NewspapersReal Life Facebook: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…
☺Perfect Existence: Perfect Existence: The Proof
Imagery, StovesCool Stoves: Cool Stoves
Batman, Imagery, WomenNana Nana Nana Batman!: Nana Nana Nana Batman!
Dating, Imagery, Relationships, SexistAnd Then I Said: And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.
Jokes, Punography, PunsPunography: I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…
Cars, ImageryCar Alarms: Car alarms: They piss me off!
Imagery, Motorbikes, SportOh Look, A Penny: Oh look, a penny!
Animals, Imagery, WhalesThe Hey Whale: The Hey Whale. It defies description.
Food, ImageryI Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning: I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…
Flash, ImageryVision Test: Vision Test.
RisquéMickey Mouse: One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…
Aboriginal, Australia, RacistAboriginal Eggs: Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…
Board Games, Imagery, SexistWomen’s Monopoly: By a man…
Facebook, ImageryI Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…: I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.
Dba, Geeky, Imagery, SqlDBA/SQL Humour: An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, “May I join you?”
Bikes, Geeky, It, SexistAn IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…: An IT student is walking along with his bike…
Geeky, ItHow To Please Your IT Department: How to please your IT department.
☺Comments & Other Similar Social Data: Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.
Geeky, Imagery, Microsoft, Microsoft OfficeMicrosoft Office Suite Pass Key: Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?
Cooking, Imagery, Smoke DetectorsWhat Smoke Detectors Warn You About: What smoke detectors warn you about.
Geeky, ImageryIPad Stone: iPad versus a stone.
Animals, Dogs, Drugs, Imagery, MethMeth Lab Dog: Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab!
Imagery, SexistWomen: Yes, No, Maybe…: I think I have that women-talk all figured out…
Imagery, Jobs, Pie Charts, Statistics, WorkChance Of Keeping Your Job If You’re Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time: Chance of keeping your job if you’re wrong more than 75% of the time.
AlcoholCalm Living: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Computer Games, Geeky, Imagery, TechnologyCombo Hit: Streetfighter Style: Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style
Campervans, Camping, Cars, ImageryNot A Happy Camper: Not a Happy Camper.
Australia, Banks, ImageryAustralian Banks: Australian Bank Logos.
ImageryStatistics That Matter: The Pie Chart: A new take on the traditional pie… chart.
Cartoons, ImageryFor A Good Time: For a good time, call…
Jokes, MathMath Joke: Math joke.
America, Animals, Australia, Birds, Eagles, Imagery, RacistAmerican Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle: American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.
Imagery, PiracyPiracy Is Not Theft: Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning.
Animals, Cars, Donkeys, ImageryA BMW Donkey: A BMW donkey. Not much more to be said really.
Books, Imagery, PhobiasEverything You Wanted To Know About Phobias: Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)
Coffee, Hipsters, Imagery, SignsHow Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?: How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.
Animals, Animated, ImageryLesson Of The Day: You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…
Alligators, America, Animals, Australia, Bears, Birds, Crocodiles, Europe, Imagery, Moose, Puma, Rabbits, Sharks, Snakes, SpidersMost Dangerous Animals: How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…
Geeky, Imagery, Movies, Star WarsStar Wars: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
InternetMoronic Email Scam: Nigerian spam…
Imagery, Tools, Work, ZombiesIn Case Of Zombies: In case of zombies… or yard work…
Illusion, ImageryThey See Us Rollin’: They See Us Rollin’… We Aren’t…
Art, Imagery, Michelangelo, Paintings, Reenactment, Sistine ChapelMichelangelo: The Re-enactment: A re-enactment of Michelangelo’s famous “The Creation of Adam”.
Illusion, ImageryShake Your Head: Shake your head
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerBrowser Wars: Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…
☺Pregnancy & Women: Questions: Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
Facebook, Imagery, TattoosTough Tattoos: Tough Tattoos: You Don’t Have to Like Me.
Cars, Computer Games, Geeky, ImageryGamers: The Mentality: Objects in mirror are losing.
☺Helpful Hints: Helpful Hints
Computers, Geeky, ImageryKeyboards: Amusing Keyboards
Animals, Carrots, Food, Imagery, Rabbits, VegetablesSuccess Is Not Always What You See: Success is not always what you see…
Boats, Fishing, Imagery, Logan, RacistFishing, Logan Style: Fishing, Logan Style.
Animals, ImageryGeneral Hierarchical Management Structure: I’ve never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.
ImagerySimple Eye Examination Test: A simple eye examination chart.
Browsers, Chrome, Firefox, Geeky, Imagery, Internet, Internet ExplorerWhat Are We? Browsers!: What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!
Betas, Bugs, Calendars, Cartoons, Imagery, MayansMayan’s Beta Calendar Bug: …to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that’s just a temporary problem in the beta version!
☺Idiots: Idiots everywhere…
Computers, GeekyRandom Number: A simple function to return a random number.
Imagery, Jealousy, Relationships, SmsBaby Are You Jealous?: Baby are you jealous?
Angels, Imagery, Red Bull, SculpturesRed Bull Gives You Wings: Red Bull Gives You Wings.
English, ImageryYou You Read The First Line Wrong?: What if I told you you read the first line wrong?
ImageryHoliday House: The Holiday House
Comics, Imagery, VeganI Am Going Vegan: I am going vegan
RisquéThe Hypnotist: It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…
Imagery, PhonesPhone Tails: That’s right dear, our ancestors had tails.
Alcohol, Animated, Fire, Imagery, Racist, Russia, SneezingIn Russia People Sneeze Fire: In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.
ReligiousThe Pope Is Busted: After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo…
Sexist, WomenWords Women Use: Words women use, and what they really mean.
April Fools, Imagery, Pizza, Salad, WorkThis Is How Workplace Violence Starts: This is how workplace violence starts…
Homeless, SexistSledgehammer Psychology: A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…
Facebook, ImageryFacebook Illusion: Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!
Daleks, Dr Who, Food, Garlic, Imagery, TvGarlek: Garlek.
Ice Cream, ImageryI Scream Cone: I Scream Cone.
Helpline, Imagery, Phones, YogaYoga Emergency Hotline: Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?
Animals, Cats, ImageryDid You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?: Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?
SexistEx Wife: The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my ex-wife…
Geeky, SexistDear Tech Support: Girlfriend technical support…
Catholic, Priests, ReligiousThe Priest And The Hairdryer: In Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin. Instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK…
Food, Imagery, PizzaI Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes: I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
Bsod, Geeky, Microsoft, WindowsBSOD: Blue Screen Of Death: The dreaded blue screen of death…
Cars, Gardens, ImageryMajor Tom’s Ground Control: Major Tom’s Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.
Acronyms, Imagery, Iphone, PhonesIDK LY TTYL: IDK LY TTYL: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Animals, Bikes, Frogs, Imagery, Kermit The FrogWrong Way: Wrong Way
Animals, Cats, Egyptians, Hieroglyphics, ImageryAncient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC: Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC
SexistPerfect Riddle: Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…
Animals, Birds, Imagery, Mirrors, ParrotsTap That: I’d tap that!
Imagery, PlanesAerodynamics Simplified: How planes fly.
Geeky, ImageryCaps Lock: A visual representation of the use of caps lock.
Eggs, ImageryEscape Egg: Counting down the days to escape…
Imagery, Lord Of The Rings, Lotr, PizzaBrace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.: Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.
Mechanics, UnderwearAlways Wear Underwear: Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
America, Cia, Cocaine, Coke, Drugs, ImageryCIA: We Put The Coke In America: CIA: we put the coke in America.
Animals, Dogs, Imagery, SnakesLong Dogs: A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…
Imagery, SchoolUnprepared For An Exam: Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?
Boobs, Imagery, Risqué, SexistAmazing Hidden Images: Amazing Hidden Images!
Blonde, Imagery, SexistBlonde Geometry: Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…
Bikes, Imagery, NoticesBicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.: Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!
ImageryBribing Santa: Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
Books, Imagery, Lance Armstrong, LibrariesLance Armstrong Fiction Books: All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including “Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion”, “The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program” and “Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion” will soon be moved to the fiction section.
Imagery, RocksMy Pet Rock Ran Away: My Pet Rock Ran Away…
☺The Fellowship Of The Ring: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Geeky, InternetCannot Find The Damn File: Cannot find the damn file…
Risqué, Sexist, ViagraDealing With Hunger Pangs: A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
Imagery, TurtlesA Wee Turtle: A wee turtle…
Food, ImageryBreakfast Alive: What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?
Computers, Geeky, Imagery, Linux, Mac, WindowsUpdate Available: An update is available for your computer…
Apple, Bill Gates, Computers, Heaven, Imagery, Microsoft, Phones, Religious, Steve Jobs, WindowsSteve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn’t have any wall or fence…
Imagery, Music, Rap, Rock, SignsRap Loses To Rock: Rap is like scissors, it always loses to rock.
Imagery, Joke, Mayans, PredictionsMayan Joke Set-Up: Heh… I’ve just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I’ll fetch a scribe…
Food, Imagery, RisquéCarrot Love: When carrots get kinky…
Alcohol, ImagerySlimming Drink: You look so much better after a glass or two!
Boobs, Cars, Imagery, Risqué, SexistShe Might Scratch The Paint: I know what you’re thinking… she might scratch the paint.
Geeky, Imagery, Ninjas, Pirates, ZombiesSurvival Tracking Guide: The Pirate, the Ninja, & the Zombie…
Drugs, Homophobia, Imagery, Marijuana, MedicalMedical Marijuana: What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?
Exams, Imagery, Signs, University, UqIn Class Vs. In Your Exam: In class vs. in your exam.
Animals, Cars, Driving, Imagery, KoalasDon’t Worry I’m Koalafied To Drive: Don’t worry I’m Koalafied to drive.
Boats, Burials, Cemetries, Funerals, Imagery, SexistBoat Funeral: A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…
Apple, Imagery, Iphone, Iphone 6, PhonesIPhone 6: Bend It Like Beckham: iPhone 6: Bend it like Beckham.
Babies, ImageryWomb Service: Hello, Womb Service? I’d like a double order of hot wings…
Alphabet, Doctors, ImageryThe Medical Alphabet: The Medical Alphabet
Boobs, Elevators, Imagery, RisquéThis Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator: This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.
Alcohol, Australia, Bob Hawke, Imagery, Oxford, PoliticalBob Hawke’s Yard Of Ale: While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that’s just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.
Imagery, PinterestIf You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It: If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!
ImagerySteady Hand – The Results: Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)
Irish, Racist, ReligiousAn Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...: An Irish daughter had not been to her parent’s house for over five years…
Bipolar, Graffiti, Imagery, SignsBipolar Awesome: I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.
Imagery, New Years, ResolutionsNew Year’s Resolutions – Again: New Year’s Resolutions – Again
English, Grammar, Imagery, School, TeachersGrammar Vandal: When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma’am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.
Animals, ImageryFalling Cows: A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.
Marriage, Religious, Sexist, WivesGood & Obedient Wives: And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…
Australia, Bank Notes, Banks, Imagery, Money, PoliticalAustralian Bank Notes: Australian Bank Notes.
Chat, Imagery, InternetChat Rooms: Chat Rooms – you never really know.

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