The Boss’s Quandary
The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision—they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said, “Debra, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.”
“Could you jack off?” she says. “I feel like crap”.