Dangerous Australia — Ned Martin’s Amused

Dangerous Australia

It’s no wonder we all live here…

A map of Australia with dangerous things such as “sharks”, “convicts”, “stingrays”, “Steve Irwin”, “Danni Minogue”, “man-eating koalas”, etc. marked liberally all over it.

Razor sharp coral, stingrays, Steve Irwin, Poisonous snakes, man-eating koalas, mosquitoes, sharks, Danni Minogue, giant spiders, deranged gunmen, convicts, fires, scorching desert, sharks with frickin’ lasers, baby killer dingos, stinging jellyfish, scorpions, nothing, giant rats, angry natives, crocodiles, cyclones & backpacker murderers.

It’s no wonder we all live here.