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Welcome to my website

v3, the third incarnation of my personal website, is a stylistically diverse site: The freedom to style each page how I want—while still keeping some semblance of order. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.

Explore my journal & amused sites!

Ned and Bronwen

journal3 is the reason for v3.

I keep a journal, which details in great detail every little detail of my daily life. It’s not always exciting, but does give a good indication of what my life is like, and presumably in turn what I am like.

It’s my collection of mundane daily life, interspersed with my attempts at photography, wit, and whatever else comes to mind. The journal index is probably where you’d want to start.

Or check out the most recent entry, start at the oldest entry, use the calendar, or the search page, or if you are still lost, the site map

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Ned Martin

Ned Martin’s Amused – Because Someone Has to Be

I believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

Find things which have amused me recently, or browse around the categories below.

Amused Categories

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aboriginal accident advertising africa alcohol america animals animated apple art audio australia babies balloons bananas banks batman beaches bears beer bikes billboards birds blonde board games boats bones boobs books bras brisbane britain browsers bsod bugs buses business cards calendars canada cars cartoons carving cats chairs charts chickens children chocolate chrome clippit cocaine coffee comics communist computer games computers condoms cooking cows crocodiles daleks darth vader dating democracy dinosaurs disaster dogs donkeys driving drugs drunk ducks earthquake easter education eggs elephants emus english evolution explosions facebook families famous people fashion feminine hygiene fire firefox fish fishing flash flowcharts food france fruit games gay geeky george bush giraffes girls grammar guns halloween hands harry potter hats heaven history horses illusion imagery internet internet explorer ios ipad iphone irish it jobs joke jokes kangaroos kevin rudd kittens koalas kristen stewart languages laptops libraries linux lions logan lord of the rings mac marijuana marriage math mayans medical men meth microsoft milk mobiles money monopoly mothers motorbikes movies movie stars music musicians new zealand ninjas north korea nsw obama ocd opera otters parenting parking parrots penguins phones photography pie charts pigs pirates pizza police political posters predictions pregnancy quotations rabbits racist rallies redheads redneck relationships religious rice risqué roads robots rocks romance safari samsung school science seals sex sexist sharks ships shirts shoes shops signs sms snakes snow spiders sport sports spying sql star wars steve jobs stickers superman teachers technology terrorism the rock toilets tongues tools toys trucks turtles tv underwear university vegetables vintage war whales wifi wikileaks windows wine witches women woolworths words work zebras zombies

Newest Journal Entry

Bronwen and I go to Woodford Folk Festival, see many, many things & have a good time.

Woodford Folk Festival 2013/14

Bronwen and I go to Woodford Folk Festival, see many, many things & have a good time.

Thu 26th Dec – Thu 2nd Jan 2014

Hard Answers

HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. www.hardanswers.net

All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. A few little bits of it have been saved.

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Ned Martin’s Public Files

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.

nedmartin.org v2

v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

A Short History of this Welcome Page

It was a basic welcome page back in v2. v3 started with a newspaper themed welcome page, before adding a tiled background, and finally, expanding on the tiled background, before changing to its current masonry column style, as it is today.

I clean my car air-filter, look at flights to India & travel insurance, apply for an Indian visa, buy a new camera bag & camera strap, go to Sunset Gathering, get immunised & a sore arm, buy some locks, SD cards & various things for India, fight Citibank, book flights to India, & pack for India!

Preparing For India

I clean my car air-filter, look at flights to India & travel insurance, apply for an Indian visa, buy a new camera bag & camera strap, go to Sunset Gathering, get immunised & a sore arm, buy some locks, SD cards & various things for India, fight Citibank, book flights to India, & pack for India!

Wed 5th Feb – Mon 17th Feb 2014

I rent-a-bomb, photograph cactuses at Mount Coot-Tha Botanic Gardens, watch dancing girls at the Chinese Lunar New Year Celebrations, finish up at work, give the rent-a-bomb back, swim in the peeing pool at Southbank, & Bronwen’s leave is approved.

The Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing Girls

I rent-a-bomb, photograph cactuses at Mount Coot-Tha Botanic Gardens, watch dancing girls at the Chinese Lunar New Year Celebrations, finish up at work, give the rent-a-bomb back, swim in the peeing pool at Southbank, & Bronwen’s leave is approved.

Thu 30th Jan – Tue 4th Feb 2014

I go to the “Freedom Rally”, take my car to the RACQ Assessment Centre, & clean my laptop heatsink.

Australia Day

I go to the “Freedom Rally”, take my car to the RACQ Assessment Centre, & clean my laptop heatsink.

Sun 26th Jan – Wed 29th Jan 2014

Bronwen & her Dad chop down a tree, I fight ivy & a washing machine, go back to work, eat sushi, move office, watch “47 Ronin”, swim at Cedar Creek, have ear scans at hospital, & am involved in a car accident. Also, a possum comes inside.

Chopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning Ear

Bronwen & her Dad chop down a tree, I fight ivy & a washing machine, go back to work, eat sushi, move office, watch “47 Ronin”, swim at Cedar Creek, have ear scans at hospital, & am involved in a car accident. Also, a possum comes inside.

Sat 11th Jan – Sat 25th Jan 2014

Bronwen & I are sick & sleepy, watch “The Desolation of Smaug”, I see a koala, & the rest is about Bronwen’s hair.

Bronwen’s Hair

Bronwen & I are sick & sleepy, watch “The Desolation of Smaug”, I see a koala, & the rest is about Bronwen’s hair.

Fri 3rd Jan – Fri 10th Jan 2014

Bronwen & I watch the Myer Christmas Parade and Pantomim, “American Hustle”, “Enders Game”, & drive lots, seeing many, many Christmas Lights.

Christmas Lights

Bronwen & I watch the Myer Christmas Parade and Pantomim, “American Hustle”, “Enders Game”, & drive lots, seeing many, many Christmas Lights.

Mon 16th Dec – Thu 19th Dec 2013

I watch “The Spectacular Now”, The Lord Mayor’s Christmas Carols, City Hall’s Light Spectacular, & go to College’s Crossing, which is destroyed.

Christmas Carols

I watch “The Spectacular Now”, The Lord Mayor’s Christmas Carols, City Hall’s Light Spectacular, & go to College’s Crossing, which is destroyed.

Mon 9th Dec – Sun 15th Dec 2013

I relax and unwind at Hanging Rock Chalets.

Hanging Rock Chalets

I relax and unwind at Hanging Rock Chalets.

Fri 26th Mar – Mon 29th Mar 2004

I eat veggie pasties, pizza & am wide-eyed & amused.

Wide Eyed

I eat veggie pasties, pizza & am wide-eyed & amused.

Tue 22nd Oct 2013

Bronwen & I shoot zombies at the Brisbane Zombie Walk, eat Thai, visit Maz, & it storms.

Brisbane Zombie Walk

Bronwen & I shoot zombies at the Brisbane Zombie Walk, eat Thai, visit Maz, & it storms.

Sun 24th Oct 2010

Bronwen & I drive to Currumbin Beach & The Swell Sculpture Festival & attend UQ’s MBA Information Evening, & I eat lunch with Alexandra & Anne & start exercising, & my ear plays up.

Swell Sculpture Festival

Bronwen & I drive to Currumbin Beach & The Swell Sculpture Festival & attend UQ’s MBA Information Evening, & I eat lunch with Alexandra & Anne & start exercising, & my ear plays up.

Sun 22nd Sep – Fri 27th Sep 2013

I take my car to the mechanic, who fixes two of the three things wrong with it; Bronwen & I see “Jobs”, go to “Symphony under the Stars” & “Opera at the Riverstage”; & I buy Bronwen a B.

Symphony Under The Stars

I take my car to the mechanic, who fixes two of the three things wrong with it; Bronwen & I see “Jobs”, go to “Symphony under the Stars” & “Opera at the Riverstage”; & I buy Bronwen a B.

Mon 16th Sep – Sat 21st Sep 2013

Both Bronwen & I are sick & go to the doctor. We also see “White House Down”, the Brisbane Festival, & SpringFlare Festival of Colours, as well as gardening.

SpringFlare Festival Of Colours

Both Bronwen & I are sick & go to the doctor. We also see “White House Down”, the Brisbane Festival, & SpringFlare Festival of Colours, as well as gardening.

Mon 9th Sep – Sun 15th Sep 2013

Bronwen & I go to Krishna’s Birthday, the Serbian Festival, The Kuripla Derby (& squid race), the Sit Down Comedy Club, a few Brisbane Writers Festival events, watch “Red 2”, & Alexandra’s bass arrives; I find a fire & call for help, I find a snake & deal with it, & Abbott (Liberal) beats Rudd (Labor).

Election 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass Guitar

Bronwen & I go to Krishna’s Birthday, the Serbian Festival, The Kuripla Derby (& squid race), the Sit Down Comedy Club, a few Brisbane Writers Festival events, watch “Red 2”, & Alexandra’s bass arrives; I find a fire & call for help, I find a snake & deal with it, & Abbott (Liberal) beats Rudd (Labor).

Mon 26th Aug – Sun 8th Sep 2013

I go to several rallies (gay marriage, saving the reef, & fearing chemtrails), see movies (“Now You See Me”, “Elysium” & “The World’s End”), eat very expensive food at The Stokehouse, watch ravers at “Elements in the Park” & dancers at “The Indian Independence Day Festival”, & see Japanese & teddybears at The Botanic Gardens & robots at QUT’s Robotronica, before watching the Glow Run & becoming sick.

Rallies, Movies, Indians & Robots

I go to several rallies (gay marriage, saving the reef, & fearing chemtrails), see movies (“Now You See Me”, “Elysium” & “The World’s End”), eat very expensive food at The Stokehouse, watch ravers at “Elements in the Park” & dancers at “The Indian Independence Day Festival”, & see Japanese & teddybears at The Botanic Gardens & robots at QUT’s Robotronica, before watching the Glow Run & becoming sick.

Sun 4th Aug – Sun 25th Aug 2013

Bronwen, Anne, Andy & I go to Anthony Laffan’s “Comedy Hypnosis”, then Bronwen & I watch a (failed) attempt to form the largest trumpet ensemble ever, slackline, drink water, go to The Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, the Sunset Gathering & the Epicurean Festival, endure “Pacific Rim”, eat Thai-ish food, & I save Australia.

Comedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & The Epicurean Festival

Bronwen, Anne, Andy & I go to Anthony Laffan’s “Comedy Hypnosis”, then Bronwen & I watch a (failed) attempt to form the largest trumpet ensemble ever, slackline, drink water, go to The Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, the Sunset Gathering & the Epicurean Festival, endure “Pacific Rim”, eat Thai-ish food, & I save Australia.

Thu 11th Jul – Mon 22nd Jul 2013

Bronwen & I go to Lockyer Powerfest at Lake Dyer where I develop “ouchies” & photograph lots of speedboats, eat at Sizzler, watch “Superman” at South Bank, ogle art at “A Celebration of the Female Form”, watch Dan lose in soccer, visit The Teneriffe Festival, & Bronwen & I watch “The Lone Ranger” but it is broken.

Lockyer Powerfest, New Farm V Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe Festival

Bronwen & I go to Lockyer Powerfest at Lake Dyer where I develop “ouchies” & photograph lots of speedboats, eat at Sizzler, watch “Superman” at South Bank, ogle art at “A Celebration of the Female Form”, watch Dan lose in soccer, visit The Teneriffe Festival, & Bronwen & I watch “The Lone Ranger” but it is broken.

Sun 30th Jun – Wed 10th Jul 2013

Bronwen & I drive to Greta’s Wedding in Coffs Harbour. It is beautiful. Later, we watch “G.I. Joe Retaliation” & “Oblivion”, & I buy $5 shorts.

Greta’s Wedding

Bronwen & I drive to Greta’s Wedding in Coffs Harbour. It is beautiful. Later, we watch “G.I. Joe Retaliation” & “Oblivion”, & I buy $5 shorts.

Sat 6th Apr – Sun 14th Apr 2013

Bronwen & I go to “Africa Day” & look at amazing hats, watch Dan play soccer–twice, watch “The Great Gatsby”, go to the Albion Comedy Club with Greg & Kylie & Toowong Cemetry with Sarah, & I help Maz move & pay my speeding fine.

Africa Day

Bronwen & I go to “Africa Day” & look at amazing hats, watch Dan play soccer–twice, watch “The Great Gatsby”, go to the Albion Comedy Club with Greg & Kylie & Toowong Cemetry with Sarah, & I help Maz move & pay my speeding fine.

Sun 26th May – Sat 8th Jun 2013

Bronwen & I go to the World Refugee Day Festival, see the “supermoon”, & twirl fire at Moonfest. I catch public transport & take my car to David, go to Sizzler with extreme difficulty, & switch my mobile to TPG. Bronwen recycles batteries at ALDI, I upgrade my phone to ICS, & we both go slacklining & to a fifties-style street party–“Shake the Village”.

Moonfest

Bronwen & I go to the World Refugee Day Festival, see the “supermoon”, & twirl fire at Moonfest. I catch public transport & take my car to David, go to Sizzler with extreme difficulty, & switch my mobile to TPG. Bronwen recycles batteries at ALDI, I upgrade my phone to ICS, & we both go slacklining & to a fifties-style street party–“Shake the Village”.

Sun 23rd Jun – Sat 29th Jun 2013

It floods again, I build a Propaganda site, & I go to Tom’s Confectionary Warehouse.

Propaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery Warehouse

It floods again, I build a Propaganda site, & I go to Tom’s Confectionary Warehouse.

Sat 2nd Mar – Wed 13th Mar 2013

Bronwen & I drive to the Gold Coast to look at the “Australian Sand Sculpting Championships”, I start work, & we watch “Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away”.

Australian Sand Sculpting Championships

Bronwen & I drive to the Gold Coast to look at the “Australian Sand Sculpting Championships”, I start work, & we watch “Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away”.

Sun 17th Feb – Fri 1st Mar 2013

I attend interviews & get some work, Maz’s car battery goes flat, & Bronwen & I go to the Daisy Hill Koala Centre.

Daisy Hill Koala Centre

I attend interviews & get some work, Maz’s car battery goes flat, & Bronwen & I go to the Daisy Hill Koala Centre.

Thu 14th Feb – Sat 16th Feb 2013

Bronwen & I go to Sunnybank, The Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo, Astro Pete’s, The Diwali Festival, The Brisbane Grass Roots Music Festival, & see “The Intouchables”; Sarah’s laptop arrives, Silas & Liza visit, & I get sick.

The Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music Festival

Bronwen & I go to Sunnybank, The Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo, Astro Pete’s, The Diwali Festival, The Brisbane Grass Roots Music Festival, & see “The Intouchables”; Sarah’s laptop arrives, Silas & Liza visit, & I get sick.

Sat 27th Oct – Fri 9th Nov 2012

Bronwen & I swim at Southbank, walk through Boondall Wetlands, see many jellyfish, & I have my wheels balanced.

Boondall Wetlands

Bronwen & I swim at Southbank, walk through Boondall Wetlands, see many jellyfish, & I have my wheels balanced.

Sat 19th Jan – Thu 24th Jan 2013

I go back to work, replace the diff in my car, and finish up at Mettro. Bronwen & I watch “Les Miserables”, “The Life of Pi”, Jupiter at Astro Pete’s, & “Gangster Squad”, & we go to Heidi’s Fortieth. Laurie passes away.

My Last Two Weeks At Mettro

I go back to work, replace the diff in my car, and finish up at Mettro. Bronwen & I watch “Les Miserables”, “The Life of Pi”, Jupiter at Astro Pete’s, & “Gangster Squad”, & we go to Heidi’s Fortieth. Laurie passes away.

Mon 7th Jan – Fri 18th Jan 2013

My umbrella is stolen, there is a little storm & half of QLD (including me) loses power, & the media centre dies.

Flooding, Storms & Power Failures

My umbrella is stolen, there is a little storm & half of QLD (including me) loses power, & the media centre dies.

Fri 25th Jan – Fri 1st Feb 2013

Bronwen, Maz, Clint & I walk to the base of Mapleton Falls, & Maz & I nearly die.

Mapleton Falls

Bronwen, Maz, Clint & I walk to the base of Mapleton Falls, & Maz & I nearly die.

Sun 10th Feb – Wed 13th Feb 2013

Bronwen, Maz & I drive to Springbrook & walk the Twin Falls Circuit, which is closed, & then go to Chez Tessa because The Burrito Bar has run out of tacos.

Twin Falls Circuit, Springbrook

Bronwen, Maz & I drive to Springbrook & walk the Twin Falls Circuit, which is closed, & then go to Chez Tessa because The Burrito Bar has run out of tacos.

Sat 2nd Feb 2013

I build a new media centre, which promptly breaks, prompting me to revisit the harrowing history of my media centre. Bronwen & I also go see “Race 2”–a Bollywood film–& Mettro tells me Ray White have pulled development back in-house.

The Harrowing History Of My Media Centre

I build a new media centre, which promptly breaks, prompting me to revisit the harrowing history of my media centre. Bronwen & I also go see “Race 2”–a Bollywood film–& Mettro tells me Ray White have pulled development back in-house.

Sun 3rd Feb – Sat 9th Feb 2013

I eat–and photograph–food for a week, go to Pittsworth with Maz, watch “Men in Black 3”, & try a new vegetarian restaurant–The Green Vegetarian Restaurant

A Week Of Food

I eat–and photograph–food for a week, go to Pittsworth with Maz, watch “Men in Black 3”, & try a new vegetarian restaurant–The Green Vegetarian Restaurant

Wed 30th May – Tue 5th Jun 2012

Bronwen & I fly to Cairns, drive to Mount Carbine, & watch an amazing solar eclipse with Bronwen’s parents. I then meet Silas & Liza, & fly home.

The Solar Eclipse Of 2012

Bronwen & I fly to Cairns, drive to Mount Carbine, & watch an amazing solar eclipse with Bronwen’s parents. I then meet Silas & Liza, & fly home.

Mon 12th Nov – Wed 14th Nov 2012

Bronwen & I go to The Korean Multicultural Festival, & climb Flinder’s Peak with Derek, Eric & Robert, I fall sick, Bronwen’s job ends, & wee see off Natacha at The Three Monkeys with Shane and Alexandra, before booking flights to Cairns.

Flinder’s Peak & Secret Cave

Bronwen & I go to The Korean Multicultural Festival, & climb Flinder’s Peak with Derek, Eric & Robert, I fall sick, Bronwen’s job ends, & wee see off Natacha at The Three Monkeys with Shane and Alexandra, before booking flights to Cairns.

Sat 28th Jul – Fri 3rd Aug 2012

Maz, Kate & I drive to Natural Bridge Glow Worm Caves, we all look at Ngoc’s milk boobs, then Ngoc’s icecream boobs, watch “The Expendables 2”, a spider is in my shoe, the police deafen me, I clone my hard drive, & go shoe shopping & visit the new Chez Tessa.

Natural Bridge Glow Worm Cave

Maz, Kate & I drive to Natural Bridge Glow Worm Caves, we all look at Ngoc’s milk boobs, then Ngoc’s icecream boobs, watch “The Expendables 2”, a spider is in my shoe, the police deafen me, I clone my hard drive, & go shoe shopping & visit the new Chez Tessa.

Sat 1st Sep – Fri 7th Sep 2012

I buy 6TB of hard drives for the server & find they can’t be used, go to Sizzler with Bronwen, & Cedar Creek & Cameron Falls with Bronwen & Maz & most of the bogans in the Gold Coast, & see some scarecrows. Then Niall leaves, I meet Clint, & go see Anthony Laffan’s Comedy Hypnosis Show.

Bogans, Scarecrows & Cedar Creek

I buy 6TB of hard drives for the server & find they can’t be used, go to Sizzler with Bronwen, & Cedar Creek & Cameron Falls with Bronwen & Maz & most of the bogans in the Gold Coast, & see some scarecrows. Then Niall leaves, I meet Clint, & go see Anthony Laffan’s Comedy Hypnosis Show.

Sat 20th Oct – Fri 26th Oct 2012

Bronwen & I drive to Springbrook, walk the Twin Falls Circuit, & look at Natural Bridge in the day time for a change. I also use the bike carrier for the first time.

Springbrook, Twin Falls & Natural Bridge

Bronwen & I drive to Springbrook, walk the Twin Falls Circuit, & look at Natural Bridge in the day time for a change. I also use the bike carrier for the first time.

Sat 13th Oct – Fri 19th Oct 2012

Bronwen & I watch the Brisbane Festival opening & Santos City of Lights, drive to Lake Kurwongbah with Maz, walk up Mt. Gravatt, eat pizza, & I am nearly killed by a ferocious shower spider.

The Brisbane Festival & Lake Kurwongbah

Bronwen & I watch the Brisbane Festival opening & Santos City of Lights, drive to Lake Kurwongbah with Maz, walk up Mt. Gravatt, eat pizza, & I am nearly killed by a ferocious shower spider.

Sat 8th Sep – Fri 14th Sep 2012

Bronwen & I go to Stradbroke Island, watch the “Straddie Salute” triathlon, “Moonrise Kingdon”, eat chocolate nachos & go to Govinda’s.

Stradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise Kingdom

Bronwen & I go to Stradbroke Island, watch the “Straddie Salute” triathlon, “Moonrise Kingdon”, eat chocolate nachos & go to Govinda’s.

Sat 15th Sep – Fri 21st Sep 2012

I go to the West End Block Party, Bronwen & I both go to the Sit Down Comedy Club at the Alexandra Hills Hotel, & Maz, Uzi, Ian, Chris & I drive & ride to the Gold Coast, Byron Bay & Nimbin.

The West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & Nimbin

I go to the West End Block Party, Bronwen & I both go to the Sit Down Comedy Club at the Alexandra Hills Hotel, & Maz, Uzi, Ian, Chris & I drive & ride to the Gold Coast, Byron Bay & Nimbin.

Sat 22nd Sep – Sun 23rd Sep 2012

Bronwen & I go to Govinda’s, don’t take Natacha to Murwillumbah & instead go to Kondalilla Falls & Alexandria Bay, see a fruit bat and many naked men, & eat a Frenzy for the first time in many years.

Kondalilla Falls & Alexandria Bay

Bronwen & I go to Govinda’s, don’t take Natacha to Murwillumbah & instead go to Kondalilla Falls & Alexandria Bay, see a fruit bat and many naked men, & eat a Frenzy for the first time in many years.

Fri 5th Oct – Fri 12th Oct 2012

Bronwen, Maz & I drive to Springbrook & visit Purling Brook Falls, coming across an upside down 4WD on the way home; Bronwen & I get free mini Dutch pancakes, watch “Looper”, & I cook two-minute noodles.

Springbrook, Purling Brook Falls & An Upside Down 4WD

Bronwen, Maz & I drive to Springbrook & visit Purling Brook Falls, coming across an upside down 4WD on the way home; Bronwen & I get free mini Dutch pancakes, watch “Looper”, & I cook two-minute noodles.

Mon 1st Oct – Thu 4th Oct 2012

Bronwen & I attend the Robowars 2012 Nationals, watch Riverfire from the 33rd floor of the Suncorp building, & Bronwen starts a new job.

Robowars 2012 Nationals & Riverfire

Bronwen & I attend the Robowars 2012 Nationals, watch Riverfire from the 33rd floor of the Suncorp building, & Bronwen starts a new job.

Mon 24th Sep – Sun 30th Sep 2012

I run out of milk, go to the Sit Down Comedy Club, eat chips with Clint at Scarborough, shop for shoes & chocolate, watch “The Hunger Games”, attend “Earth Hour”, a suitcase rummage, & buy a Mini Bike Trainer.

Suitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth Hour

I run out of milk, go to the Sit Down Comedy Club, eat chips with Clint at Scarborough, shop for shoes & chocolate, watch “The Hunger Games”, attend “Earth Hour”, a suitcase rummage, & buy a Mini Bike Trainer.

Thu 22nd Mar – Wed 4th Apr 2012

I go to Stradbroke Island with Bronwen & am attacked by ants, mosquitoes, & gum nuts—but no icebergs.

Stradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum Nuts

I go to Stradbroke Island with Bronwen & am attacked by ants, mosquitoes, & gum nuts—but no icebergs.

Thu 5th Apr – Tue 10th Apr 2012

I go to Pittsworth with Bronwen & Maz & execute a laptop. Also, a pleasant bonfire is had.

The Execution Of A Laptop

I go to Pittsworth with Bronwen & Maz & execute a laptop. Also, a pleasant bonfire is had.

Sun 23rd Mar 2008

I eat chips at Pittsworth, curry in Rosalie, & film the massacre of many Easter Bunnies.

Wabbit Season

I eat chips at Pittsworth, curry in Rosalie, & film the massacre of many Easter Bunnies.

Sun 15th Apr 2012

Bronwen & I go to Pittsworth with Maz & Clint, eat birthday cake, & take photographs in the dark.

Pittsworth Light Painting

Bronwen & I go to Pittsworth with Maz & Clint, eat birthday cake, & take photographs in the dark.

Sat 14th Apr 2012

Bronwen & I attend Gavin’s funeral, I get toothache & visit the dentist, go to Govinda’s Sunday Feast, & watch “Coriolanus” & “The Rum Diaries”.

Gavin’s Funeral

Bronwen & I attend Gavin’s funeral, I get toothache & visit the dentist, go to Govinda’s Sunday Feast, & watch “Coriolanus” & “The Rum Diaries”.

Sat 10th Mar – Wed 21st Mar 2012

The KGB don’t find me, I fix my car’s central locking, watch “Chronicle” with Clint & “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy” without him, the water fails, Flash crashes, I redesign my site, & Bronwen & I attend Cam & Christine’s party & a family dinner.

The KGB Don’t Find Me

The KGB don’t find me, I fix my car’s central locking, watch “Chronicle” with Clint & “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy” without him, the water fails, Flash crashes, I redesign my site, & Bronwen & I attend Cam & Christine’s party & a family dinner.

Wed 1st Feb – Fri 17th Feb 2012

I buy more RAM, & start using DragonNaturallySpeaking to write a journal…

The First Entry In My Journal

I buy more RAM, & start using DragonNaturallySpeaking to write a journal…

Sat 26th Feb 2000

I put more RAM in my laptop, Bronwen’s Dad “retires”, her Aunt & Uncle leave, we laugh at the Sit Down Comedy Club, & watch “Killer Elite”.

Sick, Retiring, RAM & Comedy

I put more RAM in my laptop, Bronwen’s Dad “retires”, her Aunt & Uncle leave, we laugh at the Sit Down Comedy Club, & watch “Killer Elite”.

Mon 20th Feb – Fri 2nd Mar 2012

Bronwen, Clint, Maz & I go for a wet & misty walk through the leeches along Toolona Creek & Mount Wanungra at O’Reilly’s, & itch for days after.

Bushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & Itching

Bronwen, Clint, Maz & I go for a wet & misty walk through the leeches along Toolona Creek & Mount Wanungra at O’Reilly’s, & itch for days after.

Sun 4th Mar – Fri 9th Mar 2012

I get very “me” Birthday Shirts, walk the Gateway Bridge, & eat muffins.

Birthday Shirts

I get very “me” Birthday Shirts, walk the Gateway Bridge, & eat muffins.

Sat 3rd Mar 2012

I watch “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”, eat a late Christmas Lunch at Sizzlers, & go swimming at College’s Crossing.

College’s Crossing

I watch “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows”, eat a late Christmas Lunch at Sizzlers, & go swimming at College’s Crossing.

Wed 4th Jan – Sun 8th Jan 2012

It is hot. I fix my car door, watch “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”, & eat a lot.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

It is hot. I fix my car door, watch “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”, & eat a lot.

Mon 9th Jan – Fri 20th Jan 2012

I have some days & nights, attend family dinner at Bronwen’s parents’ place, eat most of Sizzlers, & start using Cloudflare.

Family Dinner, Sizzlers, & Cloudflare

I have some days & nights, attend family dinner at Bronwen’s parents’ place, eat most of Sizzlers, & start using Cloudflare.

Mon 23rd Jan – Tue 31st Jan 2012

Bronwen, Clint & I walk the Coomera Circuit in Lamington National Park, & I eat pancakes & fall sick.

Coomera Circuit, Lamington National Park

Bronwen, Clint & I walk the Coomera Circuit in Lamington National Park, & I eat pancakes & fall sick.

Sat 18th Feb – Sun 19th Feb 2012

Bronwen and I go to Woodford Folk Festival, where the weather is good for a change, I fall sick, we don’t argue, and overall have a great time.

Woodford Folk Festival & The Dreaming

Bronwen and I go to Woodford Folk Festival, where the weather is good for a change, I fall sick, we don’t argue, and overall have a great time.

Mon 26th Dec – Tue 3rd Jan 2012

I go dotty at GoMA, eat chips, pizza & pasta, & attend the work Christmas Party.

Dotty At GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!

I go dotty at GoMA, eat chips, pizza & pasta, & attend the work Christmas Party.

Sat 3rd Dec – Fri 9th Dec 2011

I am haircut, there is a lunar eclipse, Bronwen buys me a bike, I go riding & get lost, fall over and damage my laptop, & post my old camera up to Sarah.

Wherein I Get A New Bike & The Moon Goes Away

I am haircut, there is a lunar eclipse, Bronwen buys me a bike, I go riding & get lost, fall over and damage my laptop, & post my old camera up to Sarah.

Sat 10th Dec – Fri 16th Dec 2011

A picture breaks, I eat at Coffee Club, buy a Mack Diamond Warranty, drive to Pittsworth with Maz, take starry photos, go-live at work, & watch the lighting of the Mayor’s Christmas tree.

Pittsworth & Light Painting

A picture breaks, I eat at Coffee Club, buy a Mack Diamond Warranty, drive to Pittsworth with Maz, take starry photos, go-live at work, & watch the lighting of the Mayor’s Christmas tree.

Wed 23rd Nov – Fri 2nd Dec 2011

My new Canon EOS 7D camera arrives & I am excited.

Canon EOS 7D

My new Canon EOS 7D camera arrives & I am excited.

Mon 7th Nov – Fri 11th Nov 2011

It is Bronwen’s birthday, I make my first ever “Extra Special Birthday Vouchers”, get lots of things from eBay–some of which aren’t broken–& photograph the city.

Bronwen’s Birthday

It is Bronwen’s birthday, I make my first ever “Extra Special Birthday Vouchers”, get lots of things from eBay–some of which aren’t broken–& photograph the city.

Sun 20th Nov – Tue 22nd Nov 2011

It is Bronwen and my seventh anniversary. I attempt to change my headlamps, eat curry with Silas, photograph the media centre & my server, give Bronwen flowers, gain a battery grip for my camera, & eat dinner at Caravanserai.

Seven Years

It is Bronwen and my seventh anniversary. I attempt to change my headlamps, eat curry with Silas, photograph the media centre & my server, give Bronwen flowers, gain a battery grip for my camera, & eat dinner at Caravanserai.

Mon 14th Nov – Sat 19th Nov 2011

I go to work for the last time, & send my lauded multi-me farewell email.

My Last Day At Work

I go to work for the last time, & send my lauded multi-me farewell email.

Wed 28th Nov 2007

Bronwen & I drive to Tamborine Mountain for the Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival, & are lucky to survive.

Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival

Bronwen & I drive to Tamborine Mountain for the Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival, & are lucky to survive.

Sat 15th Oct 2011

I travel to India, see amazing things, & have an absolutely fantastic time.

The Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001

I travel to India, see amazing things, & have an absolutely fantastic time.

Tue 10th Oct – Tue 30th Jan 2001

I drive to Tamborine Mountain for the Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival, & am bitten by a vampire.

Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival

I drive to Tamborine Mountain for the Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow Festival, & am bitten by a vampire.

Sun 21st Jun 2009

A fifth unsuccessful attempt to get to “The Steamers”, wherein it rains, squalls, & I meet the strongest wind I have ever met.

The Steamers (Attempt Five)

A fifth unsuccessful attempt to get to “The Steamers”, wherein it rains, squalls, & I meet the strongest wind I have ever met.

Sat 1st Oct 2011

I get a haircut & don’t die on a cliff, in the dark, trying to find “The Steamers”.

The Haircut & Not The Steamers

I get a haircut & don’t die on a cliff, in the dark, trying to find “The Steamers”.

Fri 29th Jul – Sun 31st Jul 2011

Two torches arrive from eBay, only one of which is broken; it rains & blows, & I go to Tara Thai.

More Torches & Some Thai

Two torches arrive from eBay, only one of which is broken; it rains & blows, & I go to Tara Thai.

Tue 6th Sep – Fri 9th Sep 2011

Bronwen has her first day at work, my 18650 batteries and P-Rocket torch arrive, Mack Warranties suck, it rains, & we have dinner with Bronwen’s cousins, Laurence & Valerie.

Torches, Tax & Dinner

Bronwen has her first day at work, my 18650 batteries and P-Rocket torch arrive, Mack Warranties suck, it rains, & we have dinner with Bronwen’s cousins, Laurence & Valerie.

Mon 22nd Aug – Fri 26th Aug 2011

I am very angry, it storms big, Maz moves to his new place, my laptop is repaired, & we go for a lovely drive.

Storms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop Repair

I am very angry, it storms big, Maz moves to his new place, my laptop is repaired, & we go for a lovely drive.

Mon 21st Feb – Sun 27th Feb 2011

It rains a lot, my feet hurt, I volunteer at Woodford, argue with Bronwen, & return to Brisbane.

Woodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011

It rains a lot, my feet hurt, I volunteer at Woodford, argue with Bronwen, & return to Brisbane.

Sun 26th Dec – Sun 2nd Jan 2011

I drive far into the mist, watch F111 jets & fireworks, & squeeze through crowds to eat French food.

Riverfire & Riverbreakfast

I drive far into the mist, watch F111 jets & fireworks, & squeeze through crowds to eat French food.

Sat 4th Sep – Sun 5th Sep 2010

I attend the Abbey Medieval Festival.

Abbey Medieval Festival

I attend the Abbey Medieval Festival.

Sun 11th Jul 2010

I get the wrong phone, then the right phone, & go to Stradbroke.

Phone Buying Dramas & Stradbroke

I get the wrong phone, then the right phone, & go to Stradbroke.

Mon 10th May – Sun 16th May 2010

It was a stormy day at work.

Stormy

It was a stormy day at work.

Fri 20th Feb 2009

It is quite hot. Bronwen & I go swimming.

College’s Crossing

It is quite hot. Bronwen & I go swimming.

Sun 17th Jan 2010

I fought–then bought–a monitor, fought the media centre, watched Captain America fight, bought some torches & batteries & a fake Wi-Fi card on eBay, fought my netbook, went to Sunday Live, fought Bilharzia, & got fit & stayed thin.

Computers Suck

I fought–then bought–a monitor, fought the media centre, watched Captain America fight, bought some torches & batteries & a fake Wi-Fi card on eBay, fought my netbook, went to Sunday Live, fought Bilharzia, & got fit & stayed thin.

Mon 1st Aug – Wed 10th Aug 2011

I buy an eight dollar milkshake, find that traffic congestion occurs during peak-hour, eat a fair bit, & go to Cleveland.

The Eight Dollar Milkshake

I buy an eight dollar milkshake, find that traffic congestion occurs during peak-hour, eat a fair bit, & go to Cleveland.

Mon 31st Jan – Sun 6th Feb 2011

I attend Bronwen’s grandfather’s funeral, Classic FM’s Topology, & Cowboys & Aliens.

A Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & Aliens

I attend Bronwen’s grandfather’s funeral, Classic FM’s Topology, & Cowboys & Aliens.

Thu 11th Aug – Thu 18th Aug 2011

I watched naked people ride bikes, had a milkshake, and watched “Gilmore Girls”.

World Naked Bike Ride

I watched naked people ride bikes, had a milkshake, and watched “Gilmore Girls”.

Sat 12th Mar 2011

My sister is pregnant, I visit College’s Crossing Moonscape, move to Bronwen’s, & find traffic sucks.

Moving House

My sister is pregnant, I visit College’s Crossing Moonscape, move to Bronwen’s, & find traffic sucks.

Mon 24th Jan – Sun 30th Jan 2011

I arrive home, Bronwen’s hair goes frizzy, we watch Harry Potter & Transformers, visit Kieran, Maz, Smeagol, buy pizza & a shirt, & visit Camera Tech.

Home, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens Repair

I arrive home, Bronwen’s hair goes frizzy, we watch Harry Potter & Transformers, visit Kieran, Maz, Smeagol, buy pizza & a shirt, & visit Camera Tech.

Wed 13th Jul – Thu 21st Jul 2011

I get a quote for my lens repair, go to Stradbroke Island, trim the hedge, install windscreen wipers & attend Ida’s funeral.

Stradbroke Island & Ida’s Funeral

I get a quote for my lens repair, go to Stradbroke Island, trim the hedge, install windscreen wipers & attend Ida’s funeral.

Fri 22nd Jul – Thu 28th Jul 2011

I fix the broken front door, look at cameras, eat cheesecake, go driving, stay up all night, buy tickets to Sydney, & attend Handel’s Solomon at St. John’s Cathedral.

Handel’s Solomon

I fix the broken front door, look at cameras, eat cheesecake, go driving, stay up all night, buy tickets to Sydney, & attend Handel’s Solomon at St. John’s Cathedral.

Wed 3rd Nov – Fri 12th Nov 2010

I replace my car mirror, say goodbye to Sabine, show people my rooms, watch Inception, & go to the wreckers.

Sabine Says Goodbye

I replace my car mirror, say goodbye to Sabine, show people my rooms, watch Inception, & go to the wreckers.

Sun 18th Jul – Sat 24th Jul 2010

I buy a netbook, eat Malaysian food, visit the travel doctor, inject diseases, buy a Lumix camera, travel on a bus, & have lunch with Tom.

The Netbook, The Diseases, & Tom

I buy a netbook, eat Malaysian food, visit the travel doctor, inject diseases, buy a Lumix camera, travel on a bus, & have lunch with Tom.

Sun 20th Mar – Sat 26th Mar 2011

My Kindle arrives, I visit the dentist, have my last day at work, & nearly die in several road accidents.

My Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day At Work

My Kindle arrives, I visit the dentist, have my last day at work, & nearly die in several road accidents.

Mon 14th Mar – Sat 19th Mar 2011

I visit Amanda, give notice at work, book flights to Europe, & Bronwen gets a Kindle.

Quitting Work, Buying Flights & A Kindle

I visit Amanda, give notice at work, book flights to Europe, & Bronwen gets a Kindle.

Mon 28th Feb – Fri 11th Mar 2011

I go to Stradbroke Island, and, unrelatedly, meet Natalie.

Stradbroke Island & Natalie

I go to Stradbroke Island, and, unrelatedly, meet Natalie.

Mon 14th Feb – Sun 20th Feb 2011

There is a huge flood: I evacuate, my house is flooded, & then cleaned.

The Flood

There is a huge flood: I evacuate, my house is flooded, & then cleaned.

Tue 11th Jan – Mon 17th Jan 2011

I cancel things, get in trouble, visit Amanda, & Maz, Kieran, Bunnings, Sunnybank & Govinda’s.

Gasses Damaging To The Ozone Layer

I cancel things, get in trouble, visit Amanda, & Maz, Kieran, Bunnings, Sunnybank & Govinda’s.

Mon 7th Feb – Sun 13th Feb 2011

Kieran buys a car; I buy apple juice & reverse into a car. I also visit Stradbroke Island, Pittsworth, work’s Christmas in April, attend TocH, ANZAC Day, see “Fast and Furious”, “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”, my phone fails, & I get toothache.

April Daze

Kieran buys a car; I buy apple juice & reverse into a car. I also visit Stradbroke Island, Pittsworth, work’s Christmas in April, attend TocH, ANZAC Day, see “Fast and Furious”, “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”, my phone fails, & I get toothache.

Wed 1st Apr – Thu 30th Apr 2009

I drive back to Woodford, go for a swim, eventually get to Nandos & naively go to swim at a flooded College’s Crossing.

College’s Crossing Flooded

I drive back to Woodford, go for a swim, eventually get to Nandos & naively go to swim at a flooded College’s Crossing.

Mon 3rd Jan – Mon 10th Jan 2011

I visit the Go Between Bridge, Kara is sick, & my car is re-tired.

Going Between & Car Re-Tiring

I visit the Go Between Bridge, Kara is sick, & my car is re-tired.

Sun 4th Jul – Sat 10th Jul 2010

I move my things back to my flood damaged house & squat there. I also trim hedges, eat Sizzlers, tacos, curry, & help Maz move.

Squatting After The Flood

I move my things back to my flood damaged house & squat there. I also trim hedges, eat Sizzlers, tacos, curry, & help Maz move.

Tue 18th Jan – Sun 23rd Jan 2011

I attend Robowars & buy fudge.

Robowars

I attend Robowars & buy fudge.

Sat 27th Nov 2010

It hails. I get pizza & watch “Burn After Reading”.

In The Middle

It hails. I get pizza & watch “Burn After Reading”.

Mon 20th Oct – Fri 24th Oct 2008

Bronwen flies to Sydney, and I play around taking macro photographs.

Macro Sydney

Bronwen flies to Sydney, and I play around taking macro photographs.

Thu 16th Oct 2008

I drive to Cairns, fly back to Brisbane, drive to Woodford & enjoy the festival.

Woodford Folk Festival

I drive to Cairns, fly back to Brisbane, drive to Woodford & enjoy the festival.

Fri 26th Dec – Fri 2nd Jan 2009

I win a TV, buy earphones, start designing v3, fall sick, buy 500watt lights, am reviewed & see Harry Potter.

Winning A TV & Bright Lights

I win a TV, buy earphones, start designing v3, fall sick, buy 500watt lights, am reviewed & see Harry Potter.

Wed 1st Jul – Fri 24th Jul 2009

Valerie comes again, It Takes 2 to Tango, I see Clint, “Salt”, & Buderim & Bronwen’s Grandfather.

Valerie’s Second Coming

Valerie comes again, It Takes 2 to Tango, I see Clint, “Salt”, & Buderim & Bronwen’s Grandfather.

Sun 22nd Aug – Mon 30th Aug 2010

My car breaks, Eagle Boys suck, I buy U2 tickets, see “Tomorrow, When the War Began”, & see Peter Berner at the Sit Down Comedy Club.

My Car Breaks

My car breaks, Eagle Boys suck, I buy U2 tickets, see “Tomorrow, When the War Began”, & see Peter Berner at the Sit Down Comedy Club.

Tue 31st Aug – Fri 3rd Sep 2010

I am threatened, eat pizza, do my tax & work after hours.

A Taxing Time

I am threatened, eat pizza, do my tax & work after hours.

Mon 25th Oct – Thu 28th Oct 2010

I attend “Earthlings”, “Remix”, the West End Markets, several cheap takeaway places, & Bronwen gets a new laptop.

Earthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New Laptop

I attend “Earthlings”, “Remix”, the West End Markets, several cheap takeaway places, & Bronwen gets a new laptop.

Mon 18th Oct – Sat 23rd Oct 2010

I get hayfever, shoot people with paintballs, & it floods.

Hayfever, Paintball & Flooding

I get hayfever, shoot people with paintballs, & it floods.

Fri 1st Oct – Wed 13th Oct 2010

I fly to Sydney, look at Sculpture by the Sea, & fly home again.

Sydney & Sculpture By The Sea

I fly to Sydney, look at Sculpture by the Sea, & fly home again.

Fri 17th Oct – Sun 19th Oct 2008

My horse wins, Amy-jean Tebb & Blaise Jenkin attempt to break in, breaking the door, & the police are called.

Police Remove Blaise Jenkin & Amy-Jean Tebb

My horse wins, Amy-jean Tebb & Blaise Jenkin attempt to break in, breaking the door, & the police are called.

Mon 1st Nov – Tue 2nd Nov 2010

I sell an iPhone, buy a laptop, attend the Pittsworth Show, watch “Watchmen”, go to Stradbroke Island, & meet the rejects.

A New Laptop, Stradbroke & Rejects

I sell an iPhone, buy a laptop, attend the Pittsworth Show, watch “Watchmen”, go to Stradbroke Island, & meet the rejects.

Sun 1st Mar – Tue 31st Mar 2009

I buy a new car, see “Australia”, setup tent at Woodford, meet Silas & Sam, am embarrassed to be associated with the “No Clean Feed” people, & Stella moves entirely out.

I Buy A New Car

I buy a new car, see “Australia”, setup tent at Woodford, meet Silas & Sam, am embarrassed to be associated with the “No Clean Feed” people, & Stella moves entirely out.

Tue 2nd Dec – Mon 22nd Dec 2008

I flash phone ROMs, watch “Titanic”, fight Paypal, visit Paddington Fair, rummage through suitcases & tell the best joke ever.

Paddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase Rummaging

I flash phone ROMs, watch “Titanic”, fight Paypal, visit Paddington Fair, rummage through suitcases & tell the best joke ever.

Tue 1st Jun – Thu 10th Jun 2010

I set up camp at Woodford & remember why I don’t like Woodford.

Pre-Woodford Woes

I set up camp at Woodford & remember why I don’t like Woodford.

Sat 19th Dec 2009

It rains, I get my car unwarped, fail to climb The Steamers, Lock ‘n’ Load with Kristin, watch “Up in the Air” & have potential flatmates.

Lock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The Unwarping

It rains, I get my car unwarped, fail to climb The Steamers, Lock ‘n’ Load with Kristin, watch “Up in the Air” & have potential flatmates.

Fri 8th Jan – Sat 16th Jan 2010

I drive to work, fly to Canberra where Maz buys a car, drive back, visit Amanda, & see a movie & eat a lot.

Brisbane, After Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New Car

I drive to work, fly to Canberra where Maz buys a car, drive back, visit Amanda, & see a movie & eat a lot.

Sat 3rd Jan – Sun 18th Jan 2009

Most of what happened is no longer known.

Thai Food

Most of what happened is no longer known.

Mon 10th Nov – Thu 13th Nov 2008

I go to The Dreaming Festival, & fall sick.

The Dreaming

I go to The Dreaming Festival, & fall sick.

Fri 11th Jun – Mon 14th Jun 2010

I get a brainstem infection, 20 bread rolls, two LED torches, & there is a lunar eclipse & lots of fire twirling.

20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar Eclipse

I get a brainstem infection, 20 bread rolls, two LED torches, & there is a lunar eclipse & lots of fire twirling.

Mon 21st Jun – Sun 27th Jun 2010

I stay up late working, get new flatmates & Bronwen bruises herself.

New Flatmates: Amy & Blaise

I stay up late working, get new flatmates & Bronwen bruises herself.

Sun 25th Jul – Thu 29th Jul 2010

I am sick, watch The A-Team, meet Sabine’s boyfriend, & am sad when Sabine leaves.

I Am Sick, Watch The A-Team, & Sabine Departs

I am sick, watch The A-Team, meet Sabine’s boyfriend, & am sad when Sabine leaves.

Tue 15th Jun – Sun 20th Jun 2010

I hurt my eye, see the doctor, argue politics, fall sick with a pressurised head & Valerie returns.

The Return Of Valerie & The Pressurised Head

I hurt my eye, see the doctor, argue politics, fall sick with a pressurised head & Valerie returns.

Mon 9th Aug – Sat 21st Aug 2010

I drive, eat, wreck my mirror, watch Knight & Day, & Sabine returns.

The Return Of Sabine

I drive, eat, wreck my mirror, watch Knight & Day, & Sabine returns.

Mon 12th Jul – Sat 17th Jul 2010

I tour the Clem7 tunnel, & give Bronwen an Apple Notebook.

Clem7, & An Apple Notebook

I tour the Clem7 tunnel, & give Bronwen an Apple Notebook.

Sun 20th Dec 2009

A teapot dies, I watch Balibo, Samson & Delilah, interview people, & build a perpetual motion machine.

Death Of A Teapot

A teapot dies, I watch Balibo, Samson & Delilah, interview people, & build a perpetual motion machine.

Mon 28th Jun – Sat 3rd Jul 2010

In hindsight, there was a Music Kafe, very few people at work, Sabine arrived home, Bronwen bought surround sound & Valerie, Kara & I went to a nudist beach, after the markets.

Alexandria Bay, Noosa

In hindsight, there was a Music Kafe, very few people at work, Sabine arrived home, Bronwen bought surround sound & Valerie, Kara & I went to a nudist beach, after the markets.

Sat 10th Apr – Fri 16th Apr 2010

I climb the great pyramid amidst apple cider whilst my flatmates sail the oceans, before technical issues cut short my holiday—& regularly my sleep—& I return to work. Then, it’s Kick-Ass.

Easter: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & Work

I climb the great pyramid amidst apple cider whilst my flatmates sail the oceans, before technical issues cut short my holiday—& regularly my sleep—& I return to work. Then, it’s Kick-Ass.

Thu 1st Apr – Fri 9th Apr 2010

I’m depressed, dangerous & go to Bunnings. The Earth has an hour, Bronwen & I have Hungry Jacks, attend APT6, drive Kara to the airport, and decide to be positive—not to mention, buying German bread & seeing the doctor about my eye.

The 6th Asia Pacific Triennial Of Contemporary Art

I’m depressed, dangerous & go to Bunnings. The Earth has an hour, Bronwen & I have Hungry Jacks, attend APT6, drive Kara to the airport, and decide to be positive—not to mention, buying German bread & seeing the doctor about my eye.

Fri 26th Mar – Wed 31st Mar 2010

I am annoyed at the lack of enforcement of road rules, cut myself on a can, & watch Kara play with Queensland Wind & Brass.

Queensland Wind And Brass

I am annoyed at the lack of enforcement of road rules, cut myself on a can, & watch Kara play with Queensland Wind & Brass.

Sun 21st Mar – Wed 24th Mar 2010

I watch a school hip-hop competition, “Rock’n’Rolla”, “Death Race”, & eat food.

Hip Hop, Movies & Food

I watch a school hip-hop competition, “Rock’n’Rolla”, “Death Race”, & eat food.

Sat 1st Nov – Thu 6th Nov 2008

I argue about solar power & see “Quantum of Solace”. It rains.

Interlude

I argue about solar power & see “Quantum of Solace”. It rains.

Tue 25th Nov – Wed 26th Nov 2008

28 kilometres of kayaking, against the tide, through waist deep mud, into 30 knot winds.

Extreme Kayaking

28 kilometres of kayaking, against the tide, through waist deep mud, into 30 knot winds.

Fri 7th Nov – Sun 9th Nov 2008

I install CentOS, start hosting my own sites, Maz buys surround speakers, & I suffer IKEA-poisoning & mental degradation due to excess shopping options.

IKEA-poisoning

I install CentOS, start hosting my own sites, Maz buys surround speakers, & I suffer IKEA-poisoning & mental degradation due to excess shopping options.

Fri 1st May – Sun 31st May 2009

It’s hot. I eat curry, visit Kieran, stay up late & watch for Geminids.

Hot, Inspired & Pensive

It’s hot. I eat curry, visit Kieran, stay up late & watch for Geminids.

Sat 12th Dec – Sun 13th Dec 2009

Kurbaan, work, & some geeky things.

Kurbaan

Kurbaan, work, & some geeky things.

Mon 7th Dec – Fri 11th Dec 2009

I attend Sunday Live broadcasts, Ian Smith’s Bay Pastel showing, “District 9”, investigate speakers, have an x-ray, drive to Byron Bay, take over from my boss, & visit the Mustang State Concours & Muscle Car Spectacular.

Sunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & Mustangs

I attend Sunday Live broadcasts, Ian Smith’s Bay Pastel showing, “District 9”, investigate speakers, have an x-ray, drive to Byron Bay, take over from my boss, & visit the Mustang State Concours & Muscle Car Spectacular.

Sat 1st Aug – Mon 31st Aug 2009

Back in Brisbane again, I go about my daily life, have Kara visit, & watch “Sherlock Holmes”.

Brisbane, Again

Back in Brisbane again, I go about my daily life, have Kara visit, & watch “Sherlock Holmes”.

Sun 3rd Jan – Thu 7th Jan 2010

I am a fan of light, & my room has high ceilings… so I drove down to Bunning’s, & bought a thirty dollar light bulb.

Let There Be Light

I am a fan of light, & my room has high ceilings… so I drove down to Bunning’s, & bought a thirty dollar light bulb.

Sun 31st Jan 2010

Bronwen pulls apart computers & Ned has an entire Arnott’s Family Assorted biscuit packet to himself, but fears it may not be enough.

Pulling Apart Computers

Bronwen pulls apart computers & Ned has an entire Arnott’s Family Assorted biscuit packet to himself, but fears it may not be enough.

Mon 1st Feb – Sat 6th Feb 2010

I gain a sore eye, a very rich cheesecake, & two of Germany’s loveliest as flatmates.

Late & Flatmates

I gain a sore eye, a very rich cheesecake, & two of Germany’s loveliest as flatmates.

Mon 8th Feb – Sun 14th Feb 2010

Linda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding Anniversary: Mt. Tamborine in the rain: Bushwalking, swimming & mingling.

Linda And Bill’s Ruby Wedding Anniversary

Linda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding Anniversary: Mt. Tamborine in the rain: Bushwalking, swimming & mingling.

Fri 26th Feb – Sun 28th Feb 2010

I attend the ophthalmologist, Umart, curry, rain & pizza.

March Ophthalmology

I attend the ophthalmologist, Umart, curry, rain & pizza.

Mon 1st Mar – Fri 5th Mar 2010

Ophthalmology, Alice in Wonderland, a kilo of peppermint creams & the St. Patrick’s Day parade, along with a new keyboard for my phone.

Alice In Wonderland

Ophthalmology, Alice in Wonderland, a kilo of peppermint creams & the St. Patrick’s Day parade, along with a new keyboard for my phone.

Mon 8th Mar – Sat 13th Mar 2010

I watch “Welcome”, “A Hurt Locker”, & some comedians, before getting a sore throat, calling in sick & driving through the Clem7 tunnel.

Welcome, Clem7 & Hurt Locker

I watch “Welcome”, “A Hurt Locker”, & some comedians, before getting a sore throat, calling in sick & driving through the Clem7 tunnel.

Sun 14th Mar – Sat 20th Mar 2010

I’m furiously angry, filled with quiet, subdued, rage - ironically, not at the police who I failed to evade, but at my work, Bronwen, & Valerie. & it’s all because I was trying to get fit.

A Very Bad Day

I’m furiously angry, filled with quiet, subdued, rage - ironically, not at the police who I failed to evade, but at my work, Bronwen, & Valerie. & it’s all because I was trying to get fit.

Thu 25th Mar 2010

I attend ANZAC Day, learn how to train my dragon, & suffer from a pre-midlife crisis.

ANZAC Day

I attend ANZAC Day, learn how to train my dragon, & suffer from a pre-midlife crisis.

Sun 25th Apr – Tue 27th Apr 2010

I hunt green fleas, meet Sabine’s fiancé, watch “The Book of Eli”, clip hedges, brighten my car & see “Ma Baker’s Tonic”, amongst curry puffs, spring rolls & homemade lemonade.

Ma Baker’s Tonic

I hunt green fleas, meet Sabine’s fiancé, watch “The Book of Eli”, clip hedges, brighten my car & see “Ma Baker’s Tonic”, amongst curry puffs, spring rolls & homemade lemonade.

Sat 17th Apr – Sat 24th Apr 2010

OpenAndroMaps

Vector based topographical maps for Android! They’re about 5% of the size of a traditional tiled raster-based map, and from what I’ve seen so far, the data for QLD seems quite good. I’m using Orux Maps with maps from OpenAndroMaps

Propaganda

Do you have a dirty mind? Then perhaps you need some brainwashing?

Do you like propaganda? Wow, me too! So I collected some, and put it in Ned Martin’s Propaganda. Perfect for some late-night brainwashing.

 

Printed on 100% recycled electrons.