Cannot find the damn file — Ned Martin’s Amused

This page is absolutely fine

This is the file you were asking for. It hasn’t been removed, nor has its name been changed. Everything is completely terrific.


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HTTP 40K - File found
Internet Explorer


This page sucks and cannot be displayed

The page you are looking for sucks and is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, you may need to adjust your browser settings or it might suck.


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HTTP 404 - File not found
http://the-i.org/


This page cannot get laid.

The page you are looking for cannot get laid and so it’s currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing gonorrhea, genital warts or may need to put on sexy lingerie and adjust its browser settings.


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Cannot find sex partner or STD test
Internet Exploder


The pornography cannot be displayed

The pornography you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing titillation difficulties, or you may need to adjust your trouser settings.


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Cannot find smut or PNS Error
Intimacy Equipment


The porn cannot be displayed

The porn you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing difficultes, or your cramped, sticky fingers may have typed in the wrong URL.


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Cannot find smut or DNS Error
Internet Explorer


These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.


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Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer


The Page Cannot Be Displayed Because You Need Some Fresh Air

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Your ISP has told us that you’e online several hours every day, and that just ain’t right.


Please, for the love of god, try the following:

 

Cannot find reality files
Internet Explorer