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Created February 2017

Chook Heavy Metal Guitarist

A heavy metal guitarist chicken

Fri 24th (about 1 day, 15 hrs ago)

Created October 2016

Adobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working

The realest photography struggle ever…

Wed 19th (about 4 mths, 9 days ago)
Updated about 4 mths, 9 days ago (Wed 19th October 2016)

Created August 2016

Expensive Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

Tue 30th (about 5 mths, 28 days ago)

Elderly Memories

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…

Tue 30th (about 5 mths, 28 days ago)

Modern Newspapers

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…

Tue 30th (about 5 mths, 28 days ago)

Created June 2016

Booby Trap

Nooo! It’s a booby trap!

Thu 2nd (about 8 mths, 25 days ago)

Created May 2016

The Highest Form Of Flattery

Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.

Tue 31st (about 8 mths, 27 days ago)
Updated about 8 mths, 25 days ago (Thu 2nd June 2016)

Created April 2016

Sledgehammer Psychology

A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…

Fri 15th (about 10 mths, 12 days ago)

The Italian Funeral

Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…

Fri 15th (about 10 mths, 12 days ago)

QUT: University For The Real World

Will we find intelligent life?

Thu 14th (about 10 mths, 13 days ago)
Updated about 10 mths, 13 days ago (Thu 14th April 2016)

Female Financial Planning

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Mon 4th (about 10 mths, 23 days ago)

Created March 2016

Crows Killed By Trucks

Why are so many crows killed by trucks?

Fri 18th (about 11 mths, 10 days ago)
Updated about 11 mths, 10 days ago (Fri 18th March 2016)

How Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.

Sat 5th (about 11 mths, 23 days ago)

Building The NBN From Telstra Copper

Building the NBN from Telstra Copper

Fri 4th (about 11 mths, 24 days ago)

Created February 2016

Threw Caution To The Wind

Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.

Mon 15th (about 1 yr, 11 days ago)

Held Hands Around The Equator

If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.

Sun 14th (about 1 yr, 11 days ago)

The Swordfish

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

Mon 8th (about 1 yr, 18 days ago)

Swords Of The Centuries

Swords of the Centuries

Tue 2nd (about 1 yr, 24 days ago)

Created January 2016

Expecto Petroleum!

Expecto Petroleum!

Sat 30th (about 1 yr, 27 days ago)

Cyclone Magic Trick

Wanna see a magic trick?

Sat 30th (about 1 yr, 27 days ago)

Resisting A Rest

If I refuse to nap… is that resisting a rest?

Fri 29th (about 1 yr, 28 days ago)

Please Don’t Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!

Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!

Fri 29th (about 1 yr, 28 days ago)

Alarm Clock That Releases Spiders

Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you’re up!

Fri 29th (about 1 yr, 28 days ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 28 days ago (Fri 29th January 2016)

Happy 25th Birthday IKEA!

Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your cake

Fri 29th (about 1 yr, 28 days ago)

Hamster Flying

How to make your hamster fly…

Sat 16th (about 1 yr, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 28 days ago (Fri 29th January 2016)

The Floor Is Still Wet

I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…

Wed 13th (about 1 yr, 1 mth ago)

The Penis Study

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft…

Wed 13th (about 1 yr, 1 mth ago)

Times Were Tough Before The GoPro

Times were tough before the GoPro…

Wed 13th (about 1 yr, 1 mth ago)

How To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart

It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…

Mon 11th (about 1 yr, 1 mth ago)

Toilet Vandalism

We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like…

Tue 5th (about 1 yr, 1 mth ago)

Created December 2015

Emu War

Result: Emu Victory.

Thu 24th (about 1 yr, 2 mths ago)

A Brief History Of Australia

Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy “Crocodile” Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.

Thu 24th (about 1 yr, 2 mths ago)

Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition

Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition

Tue 1st (about 1 yr, 2 mths ago)

Created November 2015

Have You Seen This Post?

Have you seen this post? He didn’t.

Fri 20th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Psycho The Rapist

Psycho the Rapist It’s one word George!

Fri 20th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Fri 20th November 2015)

Spot The Baby

Spot the baby. No, the other one.

Fri 20th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

American Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle

American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.

Thu 19th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Penrose Triangle

Penrose Triangle Animation.

Sat 14th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

A Russian Arrives In New York

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…

Thu 12th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Closing Airline Luggage Doors

Closing Airline Luggage Doors.

Wed 11th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Recruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia

Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…

Wed 11th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Largest Goon Bust In Logan’s History

Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan’s history. With an estimated street value of $39.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Wed 11th November 2015)

Logan Priorities

Logan Priorities.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Logan My Family Stickers

Logan My Family Stickers.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Logan Doorbell

To ring door bell, connect wires.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Logan Repair

Another quality repair job by Logan City Council.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Fishing, Logan Style

Fishing, Logan Style.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Wedding Crocs

Wedding Crocs.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

I’m From Logan

I killed a man. You? I’m from Logan.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Logan Daycare

Logan Daycare: Just for the whole day

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

In Class Vs. In Your Exam

In class vs. in your exam.

Tue 10th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

If Your A Grammar Nazi

If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.

Sat 7th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Bipolar Awesome

English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Sat 7th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th November 2015)

Bipolar Awesome

I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.

Sat 7th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th November 2015)

Dalek Lama

Reincarnate! Reincarnate!

Fri 6th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th November 2015)

Buffy Buffering

Buffy buffering…

Fri 6th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 mth, 1 day ago (Tue 24th January 2017)

The Good Guys Of The World

These are the Good Guys of the World.

Sun 1st (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th November 2015)

Created October 2015

In Case Of Fire, Take Stairs

In case of fire, take stairs.

Sat 31st (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

I Don’t Believe In Astrology

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.

Fri 30th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Women Use About 30,000 Words A Day

Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?

Fri 30th (about 1 yr, 3 mths ago)

Turtle Cavalry

Onward, alligator steed!

Mon 26th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Humans Of Sunnybank

In Asia culture, it’s important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That’s why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.

Fri 23rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Fri 23rd October 2015)

Seven Cats

If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Thu 22nd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

English (Traditional) And English (Simplified)

English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).

Thu 22nd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Just To Make You Feel Really Old

Just to make you feel really old…

Wed 21st (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 21st October 2015)

Australian Horror Story

American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story

Wed 21st (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Where Have You Been All Weekend?

Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.

Tue 13th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 21st October 2015)

Crazy Sphere

A crazy sphere

Mon 12th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

If You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

Sat 10th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Police: Knock Knock

Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It’s the police.

Sat 10th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Sat 10th October 2015)

If A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will

If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.

Fri 9th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Why Was Five Afraid Of Seven?

Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.

Thu 8th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Shake Your Head

Shake your head

Thu 8th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Thu 8th October 2015)

Tell Someone You Love Them Today

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Wed 7th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 7th October 2015)

Checking On A Slow Progress Bar

Checking on a slow progress bar.

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

You Can’t Run Through A Campground

You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Unused Diploma.

I’d like to return this. It’s unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Ten Pieces Of Bacon

If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that’s right you’d have a black eye and a bruised hand.

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Real Life Facebook

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Paper Says Yes

Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Sex Tape

I made a sex tape. Shhh!

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Cool Stoves

Cool Stoves

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Free IPhone To IPad Upgrade

Free iPhone to iPad Upgrade

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Cat Found

Cat Found. Very aggressive.

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Parrot BBQ

Parrot Lost: Parrot BBQ!

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Shuffle Your Feet For Stingrays

Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Giraffe Spider

A giraffe spots a spider…

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Dachshund Racing

Googled “dachshund racing”. Was not disappointed.

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

The Road To Success

On the road to success, there are no shortcuts…

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

The 710 Cap

Hun I have a problem in my car…

Sun 4th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Re-Think Vaccines

Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.

Sat 3rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen

Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen.

Sat 3rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 7th October 2015)

Spider Farm

This seems like a disaster waiting to happen…

Sat 3rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

World’s Largest Golf Ball

World’s largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.

Sat 3rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)

Seasons Greetings

Seasons Greetings

Sat 3rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Things To Eat And Drink In Public

Things to eat and drink in public.

Sat 3rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Replace The Word “wand” With “dick” In Any Sentence In Harry Potter

Replace the word “wand” with “dick” in any sentence in Harry Potter…

Sat 3rd (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)

Created September 2015

Typically Australian Problems

Some typically Australian problems that other people don’t face.

Wed 30th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 30th September 2015)

Animals That Didn’t Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!

Animals that didn’t expect their humans to come home so early!

Wed 30th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 30th September 2015)

How To Play Chess

How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.

Wed 30th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Thu 1st October 2015)

How Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything!

Tue 29th (about 1 yr, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Thu 1st October 2015)

This Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator

This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Tue 29th September 2015)

Just Wait Until I’m Fully Charged

Just wait until I’m fully charged…

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Tue 29th September 2015)

This Is How Workplace Violence Starts

This is how workplace violence starts…

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Tue 29th September 2015)

Do Not Swallow Coathangers!

Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Tue 29th September 2015)

Baby Are You Jealous?

Baby are you jealous?

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Tue 29th September 2015)

Boneless Chicken

Boneless Chicken

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Tue 29th September 2015)

Always Leave Your Hotel Room Like This

Always leave your hotel room like this

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Do Not Swallow Chewing Gum

Warning: Do not swallow chewing gum!

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Wrong Way

Wrong Way

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Missed Target

Missed Target: So close…

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Baby On Board

Baby on Board

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Honest Politician

Hi! I’m 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest. Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Thu 1st October 2015)

Please Use Finger

Pen is broken - please use finger.

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 30th September 2015)

What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!

What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Wed 30th September 2015)

Somebody Come Look At This

Somebody Come Look at This

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Holding Doors

Holding Doors: A Question of Distance.

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Canadian Security

Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Canadian Riots

Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Canadian Archaeology

Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Canadian News

Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.

Sun 27th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Bicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.

Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Don’t You Suggest To Me What To Do

If you don’t have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don’t hit this bus.

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

A Wild Bus Drinking Water

And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Printer For Sale

Printer For Sale. Works Terribly.

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Have You Seen This Bird?

I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Cat Facts

Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts!

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

The Medical Alphabet

The Medical Alphabet

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

I’m Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates

I’m not absolutely certain yet, but I’m starting to think my husband masturbates

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

I Am Going Vegan

I am going vegan

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Breakdown Of A Man’s Tape Measure Usage

Breakdown of a man’s tape measure usage

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Is It Me You’re Looking For?

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Tearable Puns

These are tearable puns.

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

This Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…

This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won’t.

Sat 26th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

One Thing Led To Another

I hate when you’re reading something and you come across the phrase “one thing led to another”

Fri 25th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Reincarnation Gone Horribly Wrong

Reincarnation gone horribly wrong

Fri 25th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

I Have Sex Daily

I have sex daily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk.

Fri 25th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Always Give 100%

Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

Fri 25th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Bad Dog Is Banned From The Park

I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.

Fri 25th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Not On My Watch

Lost my watch at a party once…

Sun 6th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

How To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.

How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.

Sun 6th (about 1 yr, 5 mths ago)

Created August 2015

Too Much Thyme On My Hands

I’ve got way too much tyme on my hands.

Fri 28th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

The Exact Spot My Zipper Broke

The exact spot my zipper broke.

Fri 28th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Humans Don’t Land On Their Feet

Gee you’re right, humans don’t land on their feet.

Mon 24th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Requesting Air Support

Requesting Air Support! “Believe in yourself. You can do it!”

Mon 24th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Argument Typo

Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.

Sun 23rd (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Cat Duck

The Amazing Cat Duck! Or perhaps Cat Seagull?

Sun 23rd (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

The Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two

Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland’s oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O’Hara made a terrible discovery…

Thu 20th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Drunk Octopus Wants To Fight

Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight…

Thu 20th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Brand New BMW

The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…

Thu 20th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Couldn’t Find My Coconut Shells.

Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn’t find my coconut shells.

Wed 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Is There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?

Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.

Wed 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Grocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach

Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.

Wed 12th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Every 60 Seconds In Africa

Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.

Wed 5th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Created July 2015

What’s Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

Tue 28th (about 1 yr, 7 mths ago)

A Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…

Tue 28th (about 1 yr, 7 mths ago)

I Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.

Tue 28th (about 1 yr, 7 mths ago)

Someone Stole My Mood Ring

Someone stole my mood ring.

Tue 28th (about 1 yr, 7 mths ago)

Boat Funeral

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…

Mon 27th (about 1 yr, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Mon 27th July 2015)

How To Make Sure You’re A Normal Person

A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…

Thu 23rd (about 1 yr, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Mon 27th July 2015)

Dear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…

Wed 8th (about 1 yr, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Wed 8th July 2015)

Created March 2015

How To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture

How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.

Mon 23rd (about 1 yr, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

Aware Wolf

A werewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. Aware wolf.

Mon 23rd (about 1 yr, 11 mths ago)

Created February 2015

Paleolithic Diet

Something’s just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.

Sat 21st (about 2 yrs, 5 days ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 5 days ago (Sat 21st February 2015)

Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers

Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.

Thu 19th (about 2 yrs, 7 days ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 5 days ago (Sat 21st February 2015)

Created January 2015

That’s What She Said

That’s what she said.

Sat 31st (about 2 yrs, 26 days ago)

Did You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?

Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

Tue 20th (about 2 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 24th January 2015)

Created December 2014

Talking Dog For Sale

A man sees a sign outside a house – “Talking Dog for Sale.”

Mon 22nd (about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Created October 2014

Investment Opportunity

Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.

Sat 25th (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

What Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…

Sat 25th (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

In Wine There Is Truth

In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.

Wed 22nd (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Be Bold

Be bold or italic. Never regular.

Tue 21st (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

IPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310

iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?

Tue 7th (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

MSN Shuts Down

We reminisce about “the good old days” of MSN…

Tue 7th (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 7th October 2014)

Reverse Mermaid

You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?

Tue 7th (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Well, I Guess We’ll Beheading Home Now

Well, I guess we’ll beheading home now…

Mon 6th (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)

IPhone 6 Comparison

iPhone 6 Plus Comparison.

Thu 2nd (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

IPhone 6: Bend It Like Beckham

iPhone 6: Bend it like Beckham.

Thu 2nd (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

IPhone 6 Repair Kit

iPhone 6 repair kit.

Thu 2nd (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Honked At A Prius

Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.

Wed 1st (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 2nd October 2014)

Titanic Ice Bucket Challenge

Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: “I accept your ice water challenge”.

Wed 1st (about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 7th October 2014)

Created August 2014

An Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…

An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…

Sun 3rd (about 2 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 3rd August 2014)

Created July 2014

National Portrait Gallery

National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…

Wed 30th (about 2 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Always Love A Woman For Her Personality

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Fri 4th (about 2 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 4th July 2014)

That Conspiracy Stuff

I’m telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…

Fri 4th (about 2 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Basic Human Needs

Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.

Fri 4th (about 2 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Created June 2014

Punny Animals

Who ever invented the “knock-knock jokes” should get a no-bell prize!

Tue 17th (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?

I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!

Mon 16th (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)

What Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?

I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!

Tue 10th (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)

**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven

**** I forgot to turn off the oven.

Wed 4th (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Long Dogs

A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…

Wed 4th (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I’m Batman

SMS conversation between Tim and Batman.

Wed 4th (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 4th June 2014)

Dealing With Hunger Pangs

A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?”

Sun 1st (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)

If Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…

If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…

Sun 1st (about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Created May 2014

For Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced

For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It’s time they had microphones in kitchens.

Tue 27th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 1st June 2014)

Finding Information In Hospital

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital…

Mon 19th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 19th May 2014)

This Summarises My Love Life

This summarises my love life. I’m the guy in blue…

Fri 16th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

In Russia People Sneeze Fire

In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago (Thu 15th May 2014)

The Accidental Conversation Loop

My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago (Thu 15th May 2014)

Boat! Land!

Boat! Land!

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Emo Bunny

Emo bunny: No one ever understands him

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

Police & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants

Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

I’m Inbred!

I’m Inbred!

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Seize The Day

Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Bread Dog

The Amazing Bread Dog.

Thu 15th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Fire Distinguisher

Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that’s fire…

Wed 14th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

May The 4th Be With You

If today is “May the 4th be with you” does that mean tomorrow is “revenge of the 5th?”

Mon 5th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Achilles’ Heel

You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…

Fri 2nd (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 2nd May 2014)

How Could You Be So Insensitive?

How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person’s perspective.

Thu 1st (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Created April 2014

The Correct Way To Spell Potato

The correct way to spell potato is “GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”.

Tue 29th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 29th April 2014)

You Matter

You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.

Mon 28th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Free Tattoo Removal

Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.

Mon 28th (about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Created February 2014

Has One Night Stand

Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.

Thu 6th (about 3 yrs, 19 days ago)

You Hang Around, I’ll Go On Ahead

You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.

Thu 6th (about 3 yrs, 19 days ago)

Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week

Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.

Thu 6th (about 3 yrs, 19 days ago)

I Scream Cone

I Scream Cone.

Thu 6th (about 3 yrs, 19 days ago)

Created January 2014

Osama Bin Liftin’

Osama Bin Liftin’

Fri 17th (about 3 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)

Created December 2013

Anyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish

Long story short, we’re in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.

Thu 19th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 19th December 2013)

A Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.

Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.

Fri 13th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

What Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?

One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.

Thu 12th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 12th December 2013)

What Smoke Detectors Warn You About

What smoke detectors warn you about.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Major Tom’s Ground Control

Major Tom’s Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

No Science In This Microwave

Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Please Use Tongue.

Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Little Kid Lover

I’m signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. “Little Kid Lover”, that way people will know where my priorities are at.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

Forgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her

I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Saved A Fish From Drowning

Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Dog Tongue

A dog with a very long tongue.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Stupid Child Efficiency Mop

Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

Cat & Banana

The cat and the banana.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

Marriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples

Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Canada Has A Serious Epidemic

Protect yourself and others from the flute.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Driver Is Fully Naked

Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.

Sat 7th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Do Not Trust Atoms

Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.

Fri 6th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

First Time Seeing Fireworks

A baby sees fireworks for the first time.

Thu 5th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Thrown Out Of The Ring

Thrown out of the Ring.

Thu 5th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 5th December 2013)

Kangaroo Kicks Boy

A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.

Wed 4th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

Alcohol Is A Solution

Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

Mon 2nd (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 5th December 2013)

Created November 2013

All This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial

All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.

Thu 28th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 28th April 2014)

Colgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign

Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.

Thu 28th (about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 28th November 2013)

Comforting A Grammar Nazi

When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, “there, their, they’re”

Thu 21st (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

How Cricket Looks To Most People

How Cricket Looks to Most People.

Thu 21st (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

The Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd

The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.

Wed 13th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 14th November 2013)

No Pony For Christmas

No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!

Wed 13th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Kristen Stewart Smiles

I don’t always smile, but when I do, I don’t.

Wed 13th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 13th November 2013)

Quite Literally…

I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I’m home. Chocolate milk shake.

Tue 12th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Don’t Masturbate

Don’t Masturbate!

Tue 12th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Tue 12th November 2013)

The Clever Old Man

One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Nana Nana Nana Batman!

Nana Nana Nana Batman!

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Freshly Washed Ballerinas

Freshly washed ballerinas.

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Proposing With An Onion

Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

A Cat With A Lion’s Mane Hat

A cat with a lion’s mane hat.

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Tired? Powernap Now.

Tired? Powernap now.

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Laminated Room

List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Keep Your Mouth Shut

If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Funny Dog

The longer you look, the funnier it gets!

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

The Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones

The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.

Thu 7th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth

5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.

Tue 5th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Tue 5th November 2013)

I Love You Zebra

Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.

Tue 5th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Men Have Feelings Too!

Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.

Tue 5th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Melbourne Cup Cat Horse

Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.

Tue 5th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

You You Read The First Line Wrong?

What if I told you you read the first line wrong?

Fri 1st (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Created October 2013

Complimentary Pretzels

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”

Thu 31st (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Intellectual Jokes

Believing this statement will make you happier.

Thu 31st (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 31st October 2013)

Ginger Versus Strawberry Blonde

This is a strawberry. This is ginger…

Thu 31st (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 7th November 2013)

Where Is Amanda’s Husband?

Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…

Wed 30th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 31st October 2013)

IP Jokes

I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.

Wed 30th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 31st October 2013)

Angela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”

Wed 30th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Feminine Instincts

If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.

Tue 29th (about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago)

All Others Will Be Toad

Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.

Tue 15th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Keith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid

Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..

Mon 14th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Annual Meeting Of Time Travellers

Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.

Mon 14th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

How To Be Black

How to be Black: An Instructional Book.

Mon 14th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

The Power Of Oxi-Clean

The Power of Oxi-Clean.

Mon 14th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Congress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?

Mon 14th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 14th November 2013)

What Are We? Browsers!

What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!

Mon 14th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Created September 2013

A Cow Getting A Back Scratch

A cow getting a back scratch.

Sat 28th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Zombie Apocalypse Spider

I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can’t stand up to a spider.

Sat 28th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

A Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?

A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.

Sat 28th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Non-stick Frypan

A stuck non-stick frypan…

Sat 28th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

She Made That Clown Extremely Happy

She made that clown extremely happy.

Sat 28th (about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Two Person Optical Illusion

Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.

Fri 27th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Thu 8th October 2015)

Spring Is Here. I’m So Excited I Wet My Plants!

Spring is here. I’m so excited I wet my plants!

Fri 27th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)

I Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.

Tue 24th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th November 2015)

There Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.

There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.

Sat 14th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 24th September 2013)

Lying About Skim Milk

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.

Sat 14th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)

No Public Motor Boating Permitted

No public motor boating permitted.

Sat 14th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Brace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.

Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.

Sat 14th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Like If You Can Raed Tihs

Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.

Sat 14th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)

I Have CDO. It’s Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.

I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.

Sat 14th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Jason Voorhees Gets Crocs

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.

Sat 14th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The New IPhone 5C With IOS 7

The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.

Wed 11th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)

Created August 2013

Thanks, Obama

Thanks, Obama.

Thu 1st (about 3 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Shark! What?

Shark! What?

Thu 1st (about 3 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Super Boner

Super-boner: A super problem.

Thu 1st (about 3 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Created July 2013

Cables Exist In 4-dimensional Space

Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.

Tue 23rd (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 7th December 2014)

Kevin Rudd’s Ego

Kevin Rudd’s Ego.

Tue 16th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 14th November 2013)

I Am Hungary

I am Hungary…

Fri 12th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Chosen One

I’m the chosen one…

Fri 12th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

This Guy’s An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!

This guy’s an idiot! Quick, take a picture!

Fri 12th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Sometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward

Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll!

Fri 12th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

To Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes

To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…

Fri 12th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

How The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?

How the hell is the ball still in your hand?

Wed 10th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Obama: “Aww No! Both Of You Hang Up!”

Her: “Ok, you hang up.” Him: “No, you hang up.” Her: “Haha, no you hang up.” Obama: “Aww no! Both of you hang up!”

Wed 10th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Oh Look, A Penny

Oh look, a penny!

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Monster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes

Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

In Case Of Zombies

In case of zombies… or yard work…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

The Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

My Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter’s Purse.

My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter’s purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

It Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can’t Fly…

It is such a drag when someone in the group can’t fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

So We Got Pugsy A New Chew Toy…

So we got Pugsy a new chew toy…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Balloons Are So Weird…

Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Roast Turkey With A Doll Head

I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Polished My Car Too Much

Polished my car too much, now it’s invisible…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose

3 years in jail for stealing my nose!

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Go Home Bus, You’re Drunk!

Go home bus, you’re drunk!

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

What Are Your Plans For The Weekend?

What are your plans for the weekend? Studying. [shocked look] Drinking! Drinking!

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Cling-wrap Fun

Cling-wrap fun.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I See What You Did There

I see what you did there… also, over here…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Garden Flamingo

Garden Flamingo…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Don’t Worry I’m Koalafied To Drive

Don’t worry I’m Koalafied to drive.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips

I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Wingardium Levi-horse-a

Wingardium levi-horse-a!

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Walked Into A Public Bathroom

Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard “hello?”

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Oh… Hi… Umm… Meow?

Oh… hi… Umm… meow?

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

A Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.

A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Abercrombie & Cat

Abercrombie & Cat

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I Forgot How To Dog

I forgot how to dog

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Bitches Be Trippin’

Bitches be trippin’

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Men & Women In Sport

Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I’m dying.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

A Shaved Llama

A shaved Llama

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Ultimate Chick Flick

Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Best Way To Freak Out Your Friends

Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I Said Be Quiet! Don’t Make Me Come In There!

I said be quiet! Don’t make me come in there!

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Master Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!

Well I’m grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming “Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Cat: The Dog Went Missing

Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I’m sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I’m so sad…

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Thank You To All My Fans

Thank you to all my fans

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Draw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby

Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Filthy Hobitses

Filthy Hobitses

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

A Baby’s Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You’ll Ever Hear

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 3 AM, you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I’m Awkward When People Compliment Me…

I’m awkward when people compliment me… “Nice hair” Me: “Thanks, I grew it myself”

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

What Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3

What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Wikileaks

Bruce Wayne!

Tue 2nd (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Edward Snowden Buys A Plane Ticket From Moscow To Havana…

Snowden buys a plane ticket from Moscow to Havana. Over 30 journalists pay last-minute airfare for a ticket on the same flight. The doors shut, the plane takes off, and [Edward] Snowden is not on the plane. It’s a 16-hour flight.

Tue 2nd (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes

I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.

Tue 2nd (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay!

I tried pot once. Now I’m gay!

Mon 1st (about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 2nd July 2013)

Created June 2013

Where Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?

[Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?

Wed 26th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 14th November 2013)

Emoji

Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!

Fri 21st (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Yo I’m Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…

[Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.

Mon 17th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Mon 9th November 2015)

Ladies Beach Volleyball

Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there’s already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.

Fri 14th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)

Xbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick

Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…

Fri 14th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

If You’re Not Doing Anything Wrong, You Shouldn’t Have Anything To Hide

The government says “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.” If that is true, shouldn’t the government declassify everything?

Thu 13th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Flying – Because Golf Only Takes One Ball

Flying – because softball, baseball, football, basketball, soccer, bowling and golf only take one ball.

Wed 12th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

My Computer Hard Drive Crashed. NSA Won’t Send Me Their Backup Copy.

My computer hard drive crashed. NSA won’t send me their backup copy.

Wed 12th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 13th June 2013)

The Street Is Closed

Oh no—we’re trapped in here. The street is closed.

Wed 12th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Most Dangerous Animals

How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…

Wed 12th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

You Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…

You know you are having a bad day when…

Wed 12th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Row Row Row Your Boat

Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.

Tue 11th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Broken Penis

I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.

Sat 8th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)

Rednecks

Redneck Matches…

Fri 7th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

If Penguins Have Knees

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)

Fri 7th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 7th June 2013)

NSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.

NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.

Wed 5th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 5th June 2013)

Created May 2013

Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor

Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor.

Wed 29th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Policeman’s Ball

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said “I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.” He said, “NSW Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!

Wed 29th (about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Mum, What’s It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?

Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.

Sun 26th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sun 26th May 2013)

If Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice

If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

Tue 21st (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)

Usain Bold, Usain Italic

Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.

Mon 20th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)

Mexico’s National Sport

What is Mexico’s national sport? Cross country.

Mon 20th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Zebra Crossing

Zebra Crossing…

Sun 19th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia

When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.

Fri 17th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 17th May 2013)

Look, Sir. Droids!

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Wed 15th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 15th May 2013)

Bogan Bass

Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.

Wed 15th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)

The Circle Of Life

The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?

Wed 15th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

It Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?

Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?

Tue 14th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 15th May 2013)

How People From Around The World Open Beer

People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.

Mon 13th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 14th May 2013)

We Forgot Our Shovels

A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: “We have a problem.”

Mon 13th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 13th May 2013)

Logan Monopoly

Logan Monopoly…

Mon 6th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style)

Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).

Mon 6th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Scary Campfire Stories: Book Style

And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!

Fri 3rd (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Created April 2013

Did You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?

Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?

Sun 28th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

The Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum

The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.

Sun 28th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

All Trades Logan

All Trades Logan.

Sun 28th (about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.

Tue 23rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 23rd April 2013)

Shortest Horror Story: Monday

Shortest horror story: Monday.

Mon 22nd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Wong Fook Hing Book Store

If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!

Fri 19th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase

Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.

Fri 19th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Don’t Let Kevin Bacon Die

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.

Thu 18th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Always Wear Underwear

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Assistant Branch Manager

The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

How To Make Money From Facebook

How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to “Account Settings”; 2) Press “Deactivate your account”; 3) Go to work.

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Spider Dog

Spider Dog…

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Fire Extinguisher Fire

Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Vote Odin

The left wing said they’d abolish poverty; right wing said they’d abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he’d abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Mettalicat

Mettalicat: Sleeps with one eye open, gripping his pillow tight.

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

The Deadly Facts About Water

The Deadly Facts about Water

Sun 14th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Women Can’t Park

Who said that women can’t park?

Tue 9th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Attention Deficit Disorder

Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.

Tue 9th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Kim, Eat A Snickers

Kim Jong-un: I’m going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you’re hungry. Better? Kim: Better.

Sun 7th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Kneel, Says The Demon Light

Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

I’m Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp

Research shows that if you’re afraid of spiders, you’re more likely to find one in your bedroom. I’m really afraid of Johnny Depp.

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

North Korea: I Will Destroy America

North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sun 14th April 2013)

France Surrenders To North Korea

France surrenders to North Korea

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Pooh Everywhere

Watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere!

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Peeing: Expert Mode

Peeing: Expert Mode

Fri 5th (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Not A Happy Camper

Not a Happy Camper.

Wed 3rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Misunderstood Sharks

Misunderstood Sharks.

Wed 3rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Black Jack Black

Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.

Wed 3rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Trannysaurus

Trannysaurus: You’re fired.

Wed 3rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Just Some Bunny That I Used To Know

Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.

Wed 3rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Today Is Sunday

Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you’ll get another Sunday…

Wed 3rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Steady Hand – The Results

Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)

Wed 3rd (about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 3rd April 2013)

Created March 2013

Things Don’t Really Change

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?

Wed 13th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

What Would Robots From The 1960's…

What would robots from 1960’s and 1970’s TV say today with current software installed?

Tue 12th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 12th March 2013)

Honesty: Your Greatest Weakness

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?

Tue 12th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 27th September 2013)

Have You Seen Pulp Fiction?

Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn’t like it.

Tue 12th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sun 7th July 2013)

Meth: Before & After

Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).

Mon 11th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 11th March 2013)

Womb Service

Hello, Womb Service? I’d like a double order of hot wings…

Sun 10th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Brisbane, GTA Style

Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.

Sat 9th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Sorry For Party Rocking

Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.

Sat 9th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Look At This Boob

Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.

Sat 9th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 12th December 2013)

I Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.

I used to smile… until I worked retail.

Sat 9th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Punography

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…

Sat 9th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 9th March 2013)

Suffering From Capitalism

Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.

Mon 4th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Someone Out There Cares

I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.

Mon 4th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Street Name

Hey, what’s your street name?

Sun 3rd (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Cooking Shows

If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.

Sun 3rd (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Created February 2013

How Did You Get In My House?

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house?” business.

Wed 27th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

When I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…

Sun 24th (about 4 yrs, 1 day ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 27th February 2013)

A Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.

A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

Sun 24th (about 4 yrs, 1 day ago)

I Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…

I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.

Fri 22nd (about 4 yrs, 3 days ago)

Can February March? No, But April May.

Can February March? No, but April May.

Fri 22nd (about 4 yrs, 3 days ago)

Man & Elephant

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…

Fri 22nd (about 4 yrs, 3 days ago)

Wrong Button

Fighter jet hits the wrong button.

Fri 22nd (about 4 yrs, 3 days ago)

T-Rex Making A Bed

When you’re upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.

Fri 22nd (about 4 yrs, 3 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 days ago (Fri 22nd February 2013)

Hands In The Air!

Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don’t care!

Wed 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 days ago (Fri 22nd February 2013)

Rap Loses To Rock

Rap is like scissors, it always loses to rock.

Wed 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 days ago)

Minecraft: Create A Simple Door

Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.

Tue 19th (about 4 yrs, 6 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 days ago (Wed 20th February 2013)

Stop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed

Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?

Mon 18th (about 4 yrs, 7 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 days ago (Mon 18th February 2013)

CIA: We Put The Coke In America

CIA: we put the coke in America.

Sun 17th (about 4 yrs, 8 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 8 days ago (Sun 17th February 2013)

Bob Hawke’s Yard Of Ale

While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that’s just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.

Sun 17th (about 4 yrs, 8 days ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 14th November 2013)

Wife Of Pi

He’s irrational and he goes on and on…

Sat 16th (about 4 yrs, 9 days ago)

Valentine Hand

Of course I’ll be your valentine. Let’s stay home and watch some porn.

Thu 14th (about 4 yrs, 10 days ago)

Bacon Seed

Bacon seed.

Thu 14th (about 4 yrs, 10 days ago)

The All Blacks Bra

Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.

Thu 14th (about 4 yrs, 11 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 days ago (Thu 14th February 2013)

Adobe Updates

I don’t always have an update…

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Banana Hat

Banana hat…

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Banana Gun

Banana gun…

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Banana Dogs

Banana Dogs.

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Banana Sausage

Banana sausage…

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Green Banana

Green banana…

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Banana Parrot Terrorism

A parrot eating bananas.

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

This Banana Tastes Funny

“This banana tastes funny” – George Bush.

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Suicidal Bananas

A collection of suicidal bananas.

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Chris Brown & Rihanna Bananas

I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Get In The Banana

No time to explain. Get in the banana!

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

How Babies Are Made

How babies are made (with an air pump).

Tue 12th (about 4 yrs, 13 days ago)

Aerodynamics Simplified

How planes fly.

Sat 9th (about 4 yrs, 16 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 16 days ago (Sat 9th February 2013)

The Cat & The Snowball

The Cat & the Snowball.

Sat 9th (about 4 yrs, 16 days ago)

The Winner Of The “Not My Job” Award

The Winner of the “Not My Job” Award goes to…

Sat 9th (about 4 yrs, 16 days ago)

Beware The Grapes Of Wrath

Beware the Grapes of Wrath.

Sat 9th (about 4 yrs, 16 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 16 days ago (Sat 9th February 2013)

I Have A Cannon

You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.

Mon 4th (about 4 yrs, 21 days ago)

Ninja Exit

Ninja Exit Only

Sun 3rd (about 4 yrs, 22 days ago)

Don’t Grow Up

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

Fri 1st (about 4 yrs, 24 days ago)

Better Memory

What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?

Fri 1st (about 4 yrs, 24 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 24 days ago (Fri 1st February 2013)

Created January 2013

Australian Kiss

Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.

Sat 26th (about 4 yrs, 30 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 30 days ago (Sat 26th January 2013)

Mailman Jumped 15 Feet

Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.

Sat 26th (about 4 yrs, 30 days ago)

Dunno Mate, Maybe She’s Flooded?

Dunno mate, maybe she’s flooded?

Fri 25th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Nietzsche Is Dead

God is dead” ~Nietzsche / “Nietzsche is dead” ~God.

Wed 23rd (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Paraprosdokians

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Having More Money Doesn’t Make You Happier

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 3 mths ago (Fri 30th October 2015)

A Dog Named Stay

I bought a dog once. Named him ‘Stay’…

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Orders From A Rock

[On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Halloween Squirrel

A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Unicorn, Unitard, Unicycle

Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Papercut Locator

Papercut Locator.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Apostrophe, Catastrophe

Apostrophe, Catastrophe.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

You Are Not Illiterate.

You are not illiterate.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Red Bull Gives You Wings

Red Bull Gives You Wings.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

A Wee Turtle

A wee turtle…

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

A Little Hand

I wish you could give me a little hand…

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Procrastination Issues

I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Otter Nonsense

I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense…

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Biology, Multiplication And Division

Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

Tomorrow (noun)

Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

OCD Bricks

The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Lance Armstrong Fiction Books

All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including “Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion”, “The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program” and “Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion” will soon be moved to the fiction section.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Drop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management

Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don’t become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Our Education System

[To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.

Mon 21st (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

DBA/SQL Humour

An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, “May I join you?”

Mon 14th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 14th January 2013)

Dog, How High Are You?

Dog, how high are you? Yes.

Mon 14th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

In God’s Kitchen

In God’s Kitchen: What are you cooking?

Sat 12th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 12th January 2013)

The Day Einstein Feared

The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.

Sat 12th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 16th May 2014)

Everything You Wanted To Know About Phobias

Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)

Fri 11th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 11th January 2013)

Math Joke

Math joke.

Fri 11th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Scrabble Jokes

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.

Fri 11th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 11th January 2013)

Pig Latin

Pig Latin…

Thu 10th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 10th January 2013)

Buy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!

Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!

Thu 10th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 10th January 2013)

Ancient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC

Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC

Wed 9th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Dear Abby, I’ve Never Written To You Before…

Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…

Wed 9th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Wed 8th July 2015)

The Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

Wed 9th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 9th January 2013)

And I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!

And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! ‘Merica!

Wed 9th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 9th January 2013)

Hey, Bug On My Back…

Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…

Wed 9th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 9th January 2013)

Should I Tell Them I’m Here?

Should I tell them I’m here?

Tue 8th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Misspelt Blog Post

You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven’t got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…

Mon 7th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

New Year’s Resolutions – Again

New Year’s Resolutions – Again

Mon 7th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Video Games Don’t Make Us Violent – Lag Does!

Video games don’t make us violent – lag does!

Mon 7th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Geek Meditation Session

In your mind’s browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…

Mon 7th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Whenever I Have To Force Shutdown

Whenever I have to force shutdown.

Sat 5th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 5th January 2013)

Dog Decides Better Driver

My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.

Fri 4th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Australian Monopoly

Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.

Fri 4th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 5th January 2013)

Grammar Matters

Two Google searches: One for “how can u” and one for “how can an individual”

Fri 4th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 5th January 2013)

Seal The Deal

What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?

Fri 4th (about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Created December 2012

2 Mayan Guys

[2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Worst Apocalypse Ever

[A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] “Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever.”

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)

The Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed

At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Mayan’s Beta Calendar Bug

…to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that’s just a temporary problem in the beta version!

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Mayan, Aztec And Oreos

Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Mayan Joke Set-Up

Heh… I’ve just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I’ll fetch a scribe…

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Mayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie

Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Mayans Predicting The Future

Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.

Fri 21st (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Browsers: Their Differences

The differences between the major web browsers.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Monopoly Money For Fake Boobs

I think it’s only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.

Mon 17th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Support Bras

Supportive support bras…

Mon 17th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th December 2012)

Zombies!

Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it’s just the Rolling Stones… carry on!

Thu 13th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Holiday Workout

Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.

Thu 13th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

Your Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel

Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?

Wed 12th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 12th December 2012)

Sharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth

Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.

Sun 9th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sat 25th July 2015)

Went To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.

Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.

Tue 4th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 4th December 2012)

Angry Birds Australia

Angry Birds Australia…

Mon 3rd (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 3rd December 2012)

Four Perfectly Round Circles

Four Perfectly Round Circles.

Mon 3rd (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 3rd December 2012)

Created November 2012

What Women Want

Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? NOW!

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 27th November 2012)

Breathe Right

Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.

Sat 24th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Ball-type Deodorant

Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it’s for under my arms!

Sat 24th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Passive Agressive Hippie

Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?

Sat 24th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Australian Banks

Australian Bank Logos.

Thu 22nd (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Irish Girl Sunbathing

An Irish girl sunbathes…

Sun 18th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Too Long

Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it!

Sun 18th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

When Someone Yells “STOP”…

When someone yells “STOP”, I never know if it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Horton Hears The Who

Horton Hears the Who

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

You Look Fine

Instead of a mirror, a sign “you look fine”.

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Draw Bridge

A man drawing a bridge at a “draw bridge” sign.

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

F It

F-it

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

How To Pick Up Chicks

Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Get Well Soon

A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a “get well soon” balloon.

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Fri 16th November 2012)

I Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…

I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…

Thu 15th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Barack Obama: What I Actually Do

Barack Obama: What I actually do.

Wed 7th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Wed 7th (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Created October 2012

Can Your Mac Do This?

Can your Mac do this? I don’t think so…

Wed 31st (about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 31st October 2012)

Garlek

Garlek.

Sat 20th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 20th October 2012)

You Can See Me?

Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, “you can see me?”

Sat 20th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 31st October 2012)

Above The Law Like A Boss

Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Told Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…

Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

I’ll Just Be A Stripper.

Screw this: I’ll just be a stripper.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Something Wrong Officer?

Something wrong officer?

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

More Expressions Than Kristen Stewart

Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Dishes

Dishes: They don’t do themselves.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

I Run With Scissors

I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Drug Cats

An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 19th October 2012)

Angry Pumpkin Man

Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It

If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Escape Egg

Counting down the days to escape…

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Grammar Vandal

When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma’am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

It’s Just One Of Those Days

A baby elephant falls in the mud.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Let’s Get You Home Buddy

Two giraffe having problems getting home.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 7th November 2012)

Snakes On A Plane

Snakes on a plane.

Fri 19th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 19th October 2012)

Back From The Dead

Woo, it’s me! Back from the dead!

Fri 12th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

There Was A Spider, I Panicked

There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it’s gone now.

Tue 9th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 13 days ago (Tue 12th February 2013)

Created September 2012

I Can’t Believe The “WMD” Trick Is Working Again With Iran

I can’t believe the “WMD” trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…

Sat 29th (about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Well, That Escalated Quickly

Well, that escalated quickly.

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Crayon Gun

A fantastic gun made from many every-day items.

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Olden Day Slide To Unlock

Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 17th October 2012)

Slide To Unlock

A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 27th September 2012)

Modern Day Message In A Bottle

A USB stick in a bottle lying on the beach.

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Why Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Explain These Bad Grades

1969: A child’s parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child’s parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Apple IOS6 Maps

For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.

Thu 27th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Australian Bank Notes

Australian Bank Notes.

Wed 26th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)

Robert De Niro, De Faro

First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.

Tue 25th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The Monday Punch

The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Make Some More Mistakes

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes… I’m thinking of making a few more.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Lost Wormhole

Do not attempt capture because you’ll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

You Have A Nice… Business Card

A business card: “You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

I’ll Be Bag

A bag titled “I’ll Be Bag”

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Creative Apple MacBook Stickers

A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 8th November 2012)

Valve’s “Portal”, As An IPad Decoration.

Valve’s “Portal”, as an iPad decoration.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 19th October 2012)

Make Your Own Apple Laptop

Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Evolution: Stop Following Me!

The typical “evolution of man” poster, except the man is facing his “earlier ancestors” saying “Stop following me!”

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Be The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.

A post with a poster on it, “Be the first of your friends to like this post”.

Thu 20th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Entero Somewhere Elso

English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.

Wed 19th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Michelangelo: The Re-enactment

A re-enactment of Michelangelo’s famous “The Creation of Adam”.

Wed 19th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Apple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield

A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.

Mon 17th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 19th September 2012)

Campbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me

[Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…

Fri 14th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 14th September 2012)

Do Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!

Do not consume if seal is broken!

Fri 14th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

I Usually Get 9/11

I don’t always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.

Fri 14th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

IPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet

A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5.

Fri 14th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

Battery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.

In what is perhaps one of the more stupid “features” on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying “Battery fully charged. Unplug charger.” As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.

Wed 12th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 12th September 2012)

These Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People

Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: “These blast points… too accurate for sand people”.

Tue 11th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Emergency Bridge Repair Team

Duct Tape: Good for anything.

Sun 9th (about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Created July 2012

Israeli Settlers

Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Sound Thug

Sound Thug

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Success Is Not Always What You See

Success is not always what you see…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Appealing Attire

I find this attire… appeeling.

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Hippo Eats Dwarf

A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Insert Disk Two

Please insert disk two.

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Beware Of Cute Duckling Scam

Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Get In The Llama

No time to explain! Get in the llama…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 30th July 2012)

Medical Marijuana

What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Chance Of Keeping Your Job If You’re Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time

Chance of keeping your job if you’re wrong more than 75% of the time.

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Step Ladder

The Troubles of Being a Step Ladder…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Emergency: Out Of Order

Please do not have an emergency!

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

CPR Diagram

You’re next!

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 27th September 2012)

Call The Rescue Squad!

I’m sorry dear. I can’t hear you. I’m in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Godzilla Kitten

Terrifyingly cute…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 17th April 2013)

Piranhas On An Escalator

If I were you, I’d take the stairs…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Melt Ice With My Mind

I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Dear Justin Bieber Haters

I owe my life to Justin Bieber…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Browser Wars

Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…

Mon 30th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Regrets

I stay up late every night, and realise it’s a bad idea every morning.

Mon 23rd (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 23rd July 2012)

In Logan

Meanwhile… in Logan…

Fri 20th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 20th July 2012)

Feeling Sluggish

I’ve been feeling a bit sluggish…

Fri 20th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Sex Maniac

Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…

Wed 18th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)

Chocolate Pudding

It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Wed 18th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)

Paper, Scissors, Whale!

Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…

Thu 12th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)

Seahorse

I’m a seahorse. Your argument is invalid.

Thu 12th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn’t have any wall or fence…

Fri 6th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Slur In Cursive

When I drink, I don’t slur my words… I speak in cursive.

Wed 4th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)

IE Retarded

I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…

Wed 4th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Believe In Reincarnation

Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.

Wed 4th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)

Good & Obedient Wives

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…

Wed 4th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)

Created June 2012

The Loving Husband

A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…

Mon 25th (about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 25th June 2012)

I’m So Sick Of Not Being Understood!

I’m so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?

Thu 21st (about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 21st June 2012)

You Never Listen To Me…

You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!

Thu 21st (about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 21st June 2012)

The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake

The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.

Wed 20th (about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 17th October 2012)

Let’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don’t Fly.

Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly!

Sun 17th (about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Created May 2012

Microsoft Office Suite Pass Key

Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?

Mon 28th (about 4 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 28th May 2012)

Stolen Generator

So I heard about the stolen generation…

Fri 25th (about 4 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

Created April 2012

Granny LSD

Boy asks his Granny, “Have you seen my pills labelled ‘LSD’?”

Tue 24th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 10 days ago (Sat 15th February 2014)

Free Air Guitars

Christmas Gift Ideas: Free Air Guitars.

Mon 23rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Tough Tattoos

Tough Tattoos: You Don’t Have to Like Me.

Mon 23rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Read Your Book Case

A bookcase worth reading.

Mon 23rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Windows Frozen

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen.”

Mon 23rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Zombie Evolution

The evolution of Zombies

Fri 20th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Lost Phone

A man sends SMS from a lost phone…

Thu 19th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Texts From My Dog

My dog sends me texts…

Fri 13th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 13th April 2012)

Piracy Is Not Theft

Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning.

Fri 13th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Facebook Illusion

Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Fingering A Minor

Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Redneck Ingenuity

Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

Thinner Than Ever

Thinner than ever.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Woman With PMS

Woman with PMS.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Irish Yoga

Irish Yoga.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Banana Carving

Banana Carving.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 13 days ago (Tue 12th February 2013)

Missile Balloons

Missile Balloons.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Giraffe Egg

Giraffe Egg.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Elephant Upskirt

Elephant Upskirt.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

The Ego Boost Urinal

The Ego Boost Urinal.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Microphone Eyes

Microphone Eyes.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Milkshake Meets Door

A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

How High Are You?

How High Are You? No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you”.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

But God, She Won’t Even Make Me A Sandwich…

But God, She Won’t Even Make Me a Sandwich…

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Time Breakdown Of Modern Web Design

The breakdown of modern web design.

Wed 11th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

But These Are For Girls

But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!

Tue 10th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

There Are Two Rules For Success

There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…

Tue 10th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Cooking With Wine

I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.

Thu 5th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)

Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea the teapot.

Thu 5th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Book Club

My book club only reads wine labels.

Thu 5th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Dye Job

Check out the dye job on her? Tramp!

Thu 5th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Call Of Duty: Women’s Edition

Call of Duty: Women’s Edition.

Thu 5th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)

The Way Girls Play Computer Games

The way girls play computer games.

Wed 4th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)

The Modern Day Romantic

Goodnight my beautiful girl I’m so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3

Wed 4th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

What Rabbits Do

What rabbits do when humans go out…

Wed 4th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Super Batman

The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Reach Out

Reach Out!

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Pasta Truck

A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Upgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners

Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Pass With Care

Pass with care…

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Something Went Terribly Wrong

Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Do One Brave Thing Today

Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Jackass Piglet

Hi, my name’s piglet and this is Jackass.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Cat In A Cat Box

A cat in a Cat box.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Video Games Ruined My Life

Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

Slimming Drink

You look so much better after a glass or two!

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

I See Dumb People

I see dumb people… They are everywhere!

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Effective Birth Control

The most effective birth control method known to man.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Thinking Outside The Square

A sideways television.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Finally… Spring is just around the corner.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

Already Exists

skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

High Rabbits

Two rabbits getting high on marijuana.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Facebook Sex

Taking status updates too far.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Children Painting

Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Acrobat Reader

An acrobat reader…

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

He’s Got Wifi

Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

A BMW Donkey

A BMW donkey. Not much more to be said really.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Too High

Quick! Grab my hand! I… I can’t! You’re too high! What?

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

The Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa

A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

It’s A-me, Mario!

Mario emerging from a drainpipe.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Notepad Business Card

A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.

Tue 3rd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

And Then I Said

And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.

Mon 2nd (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

I Will Deprive You Of Sex

I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife’s tits in the morning.

Sun 1st (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Legend Of Zelda

A legend… of Zelda.

Sun 1st (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

I Found This Humerus

I found this humerus.

Sun 1st (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

IKEA Product Recall

IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day

Sun 1st (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 11th October 2012)

Comments & Other Similar Social Data

Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.

Sun 1st (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 2nd April 2012)

Created March 2012

RAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown

You don’t want to be stuck out here.

Sat 31st (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Kiwi Condoms

Australia runs out of condoms…

Sat 31st (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Dog Poo Bin

If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.

Fri 30th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Purina Diet

The Purina Pet Food Diet.

Fri 30th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 30th March 2012)

Tap That

I’d tap that!

Thu 29th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Pages By Date

A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.

Thu 29th (about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 6th May 2013)

Seal This Opening

I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Crocodile Lion

An interesting dinnertime story…

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Chat Rooms

Chat Rooms – you never really know.

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Windows: File Missing

Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Adopted Baby

Dude, I’m joking, you are not adopted!

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Mayan Calendar

I only had enough room to go up to 2012…

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Man Flu

The difference between men & women when they are sick.

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 6 mths ago (Fri 21st August 2015)

A Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said “Papers”

A cop just pulled me over and said “Papers”… so I said “Scissors, I win” and drove off…

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Meth Lab Dog

Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab!

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 11th March 2013)

Drunk Cows

Drunk Cows: Bruce you are drunk.

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

IDK LY TTYL

IDK LY TTYL: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

“Understanding Women” Now Available In Paperback

The book “Understanding Women” is now available in paperback!

Tue 27th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

The Girls Are Talking About Tampons

The Blonde: It’s invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Please, Dave… Please Don’t Let Me Be Locked Out From You!

Please, Dave… please don’t let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Cook – That’s What Wives Are For!

The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Sabrina Projects

Sabrina demonstrates the world’s finest projection equipment…

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Where She Belongs

Keep her where she belongs…

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Men Are Better Than Women!

Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don’t go hauling them up a cliff…

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Va-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…

My man likes something unexpected now and then. That’s why I serve him rice.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Cocaine Toothache Drops

Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Dormeyer Crying Wives

Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

How Mother And Baby “Picked Up”

Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby “Picked Up”.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Bradley Group Showers

Bradley Group Showers.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Television Benefits Your Children

How television benefits your children.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

To Wake Up Gay In The Morning…

To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks

So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Isn’t It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?

Isn’t it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Happier With A Hoover

Christmas morning she’ll be happier with a Hoover.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Home Mechanics

Home Mechanics and their cars.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Skype

Vintage Skype advert.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

You’ll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle

You’ll never be as happy as this turtle.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Spider’s Remember

Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Hot Air Balloons

Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Flying Sharks

Flying sharks… we’re screwed.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Blow In Her Face

Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Phone Sex

Phone Sex. You’re doing it wrong.

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Math Problem

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Do You Ever Get So Angry…

Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Blacks For Sale

They can still do that?

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Stop! Hammer Time

Stop! Hammer Time!

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Drop The Bass

Can’t go fishing, ‘cause I always drop the bass…

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

Laurel And Hardy

Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…

Mon 26th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

I Wish These Were Brains

Sexist, but contains breasts…

Sat 24th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 3rd July 2012)

Cat Bag

It’s a cat bag. Not too sure what else to say about this…

Sat 24th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Animated Coffee

Coffee with emotion.

Sat 24th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Toilet Paper

A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…

Sat 24th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)

Alphabet Game

The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.

Fri 23rd (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 23rd March 2012)

Amusing Quotes & One-Liners

Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.

Tue 20th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

John’s Weather Forecasting Stone

One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…

Mon 19th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Wireless Networks

Wireless networks could save your life!

Mon 19th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Now Airtight

Now airtight… to prevent aging!

Mon 19th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Car Alarms

Car alarms: They piss me off!

Mon 19th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Good Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane

Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!

Mon 19th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

My Pet Rock Ran Away

My Pet Rock Ran Away…

Mon 19th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

BSOD: Blue Screen Of Death

The dreaded blue screen of death…

Mon 19th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

I Love My BSOD

Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.

Sun 18th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 27th September 2012)

Pregnancy Tips

Some useful pregnancy tips…

Sun 18th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The 10 Commandments

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

The Australian Constitution: For Iraq

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Patriotic Retirement Plan

Ms Gillard’s Patriotic Retirement Plan.

Fri 16th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Windows

Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.

Sat 10th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Macintosh

Mac Hater…

Sat 10th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Pacman Pie Chart

The Pacman pie chart.

Sat 10th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

On A Roll

Don’t try to stop me… ‘cause I am on a roll.

Sat 10th (about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Created February 2012

Random Number

A simple function to return a random number.

Mon 13th (about 5 yrs, 13 days ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 13 days ago (Mon 13th February 2012)

How To Fix Any Computer

A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.

Sun 5th (about 5 yrs, 21 days ago)

Created January 2012

Nothing Is Written In Stone

Nothing is Written in Stone…

Wed 25th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Toast Toasts Toast?

If guns don’t kill people, people kill people, does that mean…

Tue 24th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 25th January 2012)

They See Us Rollin’

They See Us Rollin’… We Aren’t…

Sun 22nd (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 22nd January 2012)

Simba & Woodridge

But what about that shadowy place?

Sat 21st (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 10th July 2013)

Escape From The Kitchen

You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?

Mon 16th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Don’t Fall For This

The CIA is trying to steal my…

Mon 16th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Nokia Versus The IPhone

The strongest phones ever!

Thu 12th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

How Many Alzheimer’s Patients Does It Take?

To get to the other side!

Thu 12th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Common Belief

The belief that there was nothing…

Thu 12th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

How To Argue With A Woman

A flowchart.

Thu 12th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 12th January 2012)

Low Battery Warning

Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!

Thu 12th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Irony: Drawing Trees On Paper

Irony: Drawing trees on paper.

Sat 7th (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 5th November 2012)

No Sitz

I be here!

Tue 3rd (about 5 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Created December 2011

Geology

Name the three types of rock.

Fri 16th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Caps Lock

A visual representation of the use of caps lock.

Wed 14th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

Died

…from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.

Wed 14th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

Horse Whisperer

A very amusing workplace complaint.

Wed 14th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

I’m Not Just Another Brick In The Wall

We don’t need no education…

Wed 14th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

The Hey Whale

The Hey Whale. It defies description.

Wed 14th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

Self Referencing Homework

What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?

Sat 10th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Drafting Guys Over 60

New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!

Tue 6th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 6th December 2011)

Christmas Lights: Ditto

Ditto to that…

Sun 4th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 4th December 2011)

In Capitalist America…

Bank robs you!

Sat 3rd (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 3rd December 2011)

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Withoutherspoon.

Thu 1st (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 3rd December 2011)

Yoga Emergency Hotline

Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?

Thu 1st (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms

The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.

Thu 1st (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 1st December 2011)

Created November 2011

How To Know When You’ve Met A Democrat

Just in case you have trouble knowing when you’ve met a Democrat…

Wed 30th (about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

American Measures

American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster

Sat 26th (about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

25 Year Old Escort

But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, “Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!”

Wed 9th (about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

Moving Illusion

A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.

Wed 9th (about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Fight Apathy

…or don’t.

Wed 9th (about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Anarchy In The UK

Would you like some tea?

Wed 9th (about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Michael Jackson Is Dead

You Can Come Out Now…

Wed 9th (about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 9th November 2011)

Dangerous Australia

It’s no wonder we all live here…

Fri 4th (about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Created October 2011

Awkward Moment

The awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.

Thu 27th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 27th October 2011)

Baby Instructions

Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…

Wed 26th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 1 day ago (Wed 25th February 2015)

You Can’t Beat Stupid…

I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…

Tue 25th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Mystery Books

You have to find them first…

Tue 25th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 3rd March 2013)

Horny Pirate’s Worst Nightmare

What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?

Tue 25th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 27th October 2011)

Sideways Car

It’s a little confusing…

Mon 24th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 7 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)

The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake

The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.

Thu 20th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 17th October 2012)

The Seal Of Approval

The Seal of Approval…

Wed 19th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 28th March 2012)

What A Cruel Male-dominated Culture

It’s a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…

Wed 19th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

When A Woman Says “what?”

When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Fri 14th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 14th October 2011)

Engineering Flowchart

Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can’t fix…

Thu 13th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 29th November 2011)

He’s Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…

Moses, meet Steve. He’s gonna upgrade your tablets…

Mon 10th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 6th July 2012)

I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 10 days ago (Fri 14th February 2014)

I Have An APP For That!

Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 6th July 2012)

Women: Yes, No, Maybe…

I think I have that women-talk all figured out…

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

I’m Glad You’re Up

I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Rhino Painting

A rhinoceros painting…

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Welcome To The USA

The Government where the money’s made up and the debt doesn’t matter.

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 22nd March 2012)

The Park Anywhere Button

Self-explanatory really.

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Just Being A Cat

Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus’ bein’ a cat.

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Before Tweeting

In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Bitches & Hose

Having so much fun…

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Furniture Training

Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Hide Yo Kids!

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Pull Out & Save

Save up to $600!

Sat 8th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Carrot Love

When carrots get kinky…

Thu 6th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 6th October 2011)

Grow Some Balls

Why do people say ‘grow some balls’?

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Survival Tracking Guide

The Pirate, the Ninja, & the Zombie…

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Breakfast Alive

What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

For A Good Time

For a good time, call…

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Future Man

So you’re saying people will “tweet” what they’re eating for breakfast?

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Seven Ate Nine

Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Girlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight

Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Dead Snowmen

Gruesomely dead snowmen.

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Banana Phone

It’s a banana phone…

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Popular Sayings #38

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Imaginary Friend

Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Diesel

Hey, wanna know what I put in my car?

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Roses Are #FF0000

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Communist Traitor

It looks like you’re a Communist traitor…

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Schrödinger’s Cat

Wanted: Dead & Alive…

Wed 5th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Mario: Happy

Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.

Tue 4th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Created September 2011

Misleading The Public

$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Fridge Magnets

Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Square Bike

Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Dog Queue

Sometimes, even dogs have to queue…

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

The Bank Account Gas Ratio

The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Pop Out Of Bed

If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters.

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Nothing To Do

In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 21st March 2012)

Husband Glasses

I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Phone Tails

That’s right dear, our ancestors had tails.

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Delete Cookies

Delete cookies?!

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Hair Dryer

Darling, please give me the hair dryer…

Fri 30th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Jack’s Phone

Why aren’t you answering…?

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

The Bat Cave

The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)

Hello Kitty

It’s sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

The Lion King: Proof At Last

Pumbaa & Timon…

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Jester App

Sorry–you've been replaced by an app…

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Angry Birds

Angry Birds attend Anger Management.

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Secrets To A Long, Happy Marriage

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 23rd April 2012)

Sexy Motorbike

I am not too sure what to say about this…

Thu 29th (about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Human Hotfix

Hotfix Patch for Humans released.

Thu 22nd (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

IPad Stone

iPad versus a stone.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Sense

…this picture makes none.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Group Therapy

…is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

University Website

Things on the front page of a university website.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Neville

Neville would have done it in four books.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Will Not Load Fully

This picture will not load fully!

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Procrastination

Have a little look at the Internet…

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 3rd July 2012)

Update Available

An update is available for your computer…

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Seven Sharks

If you own 7 cats then people will think you’re crazy…

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Handegg

Football versus Handegg: It’s not football…

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 14th November 2012)

Meetings

The practical alternative to work.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Winter Knitting

What are you going to knit this winter?

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Google+ Versus Facebook

Google Plus versus Facebook

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Dear Thigh Fat

Help the needy?

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

English

Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Your There

They’re they are.

Wed 21st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 26 days ago (Tue 31st January 2012)

90’s Gamer

Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90’s…

Tue 20th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

LOL For Lunch

Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.

Tue 20th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Reality

Worst game ever.

Tue 20th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 14th October 2011)

Ultimate Camouflage

An office beer fridge…

Tue 20th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Gamers: The Mentality

Objects in mirror are losing.

Tue 20th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Firefox Has Encountered…

…an unexpected problem with Windows.

Tue 20th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 4 mths ago (Thu 1st October 2015)

XBOX Girlfriend

A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…

Tue 20th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Drowning, LOL!

If you see someone drowning… LOL!

Mon 19th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Speed Reader

Wow you read that fast! You must be a speed reader!

Mon 19th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Boiled Lobster

“I hate the way they scream when you boil them!”

Mon 19th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The Matrix

What is The Matrix?

Sun 18th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)

Star Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

Sun 18th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)

Thanks God

God and the Rubiks Cube…

Thu 15th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Customer Retention

Free Phone Telstra Style.

Thu 15th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Upsetting The Food Chain

A zebra on a motorbike…

Thu 15th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Disclaimer, Copyright & Contact Information

Feel free to send me anything you think might amuse me.

Thu 15th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

It’s A Whale

How do you have any friends…

Thu 8th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Thumb War

One, two three, four. I declare a thumb war…

Tue 6th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

New Mail

10 years ago…

Tue 6th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Flying Ants

How ants began to fly…

Tue 6th (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Facebook Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm…

Thu 1st (about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Created August 2011

The Best Photo Caption

A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned “if she hasn’t… she will soon”.

Sat 27th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 18th September 2012)

A Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love…

Sat 27th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Unusual EBay Feedback

A+++! Would read this amusing page again…

Tue 23rd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Patent Infringement

Eating Fruit…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Black Bears

Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Flower Porn

Even flowers do it…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Times Change

…but other things don’t.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Superman’s Social Network Nightmare

Superman’s Social Network Nightmare.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 17th March 2012)

Charlie Sheen For Halloween

No, you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Cat Legs

There really isn’t much else to say about this.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Wurst Nightmare

Hi. I’m your wurst nightmare.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Not Allowed

When a dog is all out of luck.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Throwing People

A tomato’s fear.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

No Signal

The “Vodafone Effect”.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Elephant Bone

…just to confuse future archaeologists.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

…and So It Was.

It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Play Outside

It’s a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Bravery

…in the face of spiders.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Technically Correct

…but still wrong.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Are Those Yours?

…they’re turning out so big and cute!

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)

Women’s Monopoly

By a man…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Marry Me

Scrabble Edition.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Ohm

…ohm.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

I Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning

I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Peanut Delivery

Peanut Delivery…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Smile

Smile…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Marketing

Marketing…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Socialize

Men socialize by insulting each other…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

She Might Scratch The Paint

I know what you’re thinking… she might scratch the paint.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 31st October 2012)

Ex Wife

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my ex-wife…

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

All Images

All Images

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Tue 20th November 2012)

Penguin Falls

Penguin falling on ice.

Mon 22nd (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 25th June 2012)

Old Style Birth Control

Old Style Birth Control.

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Antique Tables

Made Daily…

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Used Cows

Used Cows for Sale.

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Confused Carpentry

A Carpenter’s Nightmare.

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Illogical Lego

Illogical Lego.

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Fail Towing

Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

24 Chickens

24 Chickens: The shoe rack at the front door…

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Caution: Door May Open

Caution: Door May Open.

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

How The Internet Started: A History Lesson

How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.

Sun 21st (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 26th September 2012)

Olympus Fights Back

Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus

Thu 18th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Sentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important

Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.

Thu 18th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Amazing Holes

Amazing Holes from Around the World.

Thu 18th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Little Green Balls Of Death

Little Green Balls of Death

Thu 18th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style

Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style

Thu 18th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Sorry: A Bus Accident

Sorry: A Bus Accident

Thu 18th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

How People In Science See Each Other

How People in Science See Each Other.

Wed 17th (about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Created January 2011

Better Than A Flu Shot

Better than a Flu Shot

Mon 10th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Foot Smart

See if you can outsmart your foot…

Mon 10th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Psalm 2009 – 2012

The First Book of Government.

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Aboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns

Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

General Hierarchical Management Structure

I’ve never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Statistics That Matter: The Pie Chart

A new take on the traditional pie… chart.

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Alzheimer’s

“I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s”

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Wireless Technology

“It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology”

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Garage Door Covers

Amusing garage door covers

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Times Have Changed

An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Let’s Go For A Drink…

Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they’re asked to go for a drink…

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

How To Be Green

A boardgame: How to be Green…

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

The Perfect Password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Speed Camera Hack

Car with SQL injection taped to the front.

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 14th January 2013)

Calm Living

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Sun 9th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Don’t Copy If You Can’t Paste

Don’t copy if you can’t paste…

Thu 6th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

The Evolution Of Man And Woman

The Evolution of Man & Woman…

Thu 6th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 10th April 2012)

How To Change Your Oil

How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…

Thu 6th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Kiwi Pig Sheep

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…

Thu 6th (about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 3rd October 2011)

Created January 2007

Guts Or Balls?

We’ve all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

Tue 16th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created August 2006

Never Argue With A Woman

Never Argue with a Woman…

Sat 19th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 8th January 2013)

A True Australian Ghost Story

This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s (supposedly) true.

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 18 days ago (Fri 7th February 2014)

Blonde Geometry

Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Out Of Breath

Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Aboriginal Jobs

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

McDonald’s Reaches Africa

McDonald’s reaches Africa.

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Aboriginal Eggs

Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

The Atheist & The Bear

The Atheist and the Religious Bear

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

“Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?”

Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Short Story

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Punctuation Is Powerful.

Punctuation is powerful.

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The Boss’s Quandary

The Boss’s Quandary…

Fri 11th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Men Are Happier

Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Tue 1st (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created June 2006

Got To Love Drunk People

>A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…

Wed 14th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Child Beating

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…

Wed 14th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

An Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…

An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…

Sat 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

An Angry Child

If she doesn’t put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!

Sat 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Water Enhanced Breasts

Water Enhanced Breasts…

Sat 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)

A Mosquito With A Helmet

Mosquitos flying towards a car.

Sat 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 4th December 2011)

Why Parents Drink

Why parents drink.

Sat 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Mad Magazine’s Boy Grows Up

The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.

Sat 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Pregnancy & Women: Questions

Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions

Sat 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Trapped Miners

The first photo of the trapped miners…

Thu 8th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created April 2006

Telstra Customer Service

An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.

Sun 9th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Psychiatric Answering Machine

A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.

Sun 9th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created March 2006

The Angry/Calm Illusion

The Angry/Calm Illusion.

Thu 30th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Hinton’s “Lilac Chaser”

The Dotty Illusion…

Tue 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 28th March 2012)

A Woman’s Wish

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…

Mon 6th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created February 2006

Damn Women Drivers

This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…

Mon 20th (about 11 yrs, 4 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 26th September 2012)

Sweet Justice

Workcover versus the police…

Sat 18th (about 11 yrs, 7 days ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 4th December 2011)

Hearing Aids

Hearing aids…

Sat 18th (about 11 yrs, 7 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Australia And Mateship

Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…

Sat 18th (about 11 yrs, 7 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Hebrew Cave Paintings

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…

Thu 16th (about 11 yrs, 9 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Cats And Dogs

As seen in a dog’s diary…

Wed 15th (about 11 yrs, 10 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Buttons

Lots of buttons…

Sun 12th (about 11 yrs, 12 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Free Puppy

Free puppy…

Sat 11th (about 11 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The Horror Of Blimps

Some blimps are better off dead…

Sat 11th (about 11 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 15th September 2011)

Holiday House

The Holiday House

Sat 11th (about 11 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

How To Please Your IT Department

How to please your IT department.

Sat 11th (about 11 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Keep Off The Grass

A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…

Sat 11th (about 11 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Beer Troubleshooting Chart

Beer Troubleshooting Chart.

Sat 11th (about 11 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 26th September 2012)

Winter Classes For Men

Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults

Sun 5th (about 11 yrs, 19 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Corporate Lessons

Corporate lessons.

Thu 2nd (about 11 yrs, 22 days ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 18th August 2011)

Created January 2006

Bacon Tree

Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…

Sun 29th (about 11 yrs, 26 days ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

The Poodle And The Leopard

Experience trumps youth.

Sun 29th (about 11 yrs, 26 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…

Sun 29th (about 11 yrs, 26 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.

Thu 19th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Letter To America

Letter to America

Thu 19th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Message From Your IT Deptartment

Message from your IT Deptartment…

Thu 19th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Boob Staring

Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.

Sun 15th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 7th January 2011)

Barbecue Etiquette

Aussie Barbecue Season.

Sun 15th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Twelve Or Thirteen?

Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?

Wed 4th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created December 2005

Bribing Santa

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.

Thu 15th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Bird Flu

I’m not worried about this bird flu…

Sun 11th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created November 2005

Cockroach Cancer

Please, don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor…

Sat 12th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created October 2005

Batman Downsized

Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…

Sun 30th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

A Love Story With A Happy Ending

Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Ten Things Men Know About Women

Ten things men know about women…

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 7th January 2011)

Created September 2005

Hidden Giraffe

If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…

Sat 24th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 7th November 2012)

Created August 2005

Hard To Pay Fine

Touching wires causes instant death…

Wed 10th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

New Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!

A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.

Wed 10th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Created July 2005

Fingers Move

I think you’re spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…

Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Ferrari Sack Pit Crew

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…

Wed 6th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Created May 2005

Save Paper

Save paper…

Fri 27th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Positive For Coke

You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.

Fri 27th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Vegetative State

Vegetative State.

Thu 19th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Lesson Of The Day

You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…

Tue 17th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Aussie Men

Aussie men… struggling with the booze…

Tue 17th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created April 2005

Helpful Hints

Helpful Hints

Thu 28th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Iron Man Competition

Ironman Competition - the way it should be…

Wed 13th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created March 2005

Easter Bunnies

Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?

Mon 28th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)

Why Men Die Before Women

Why men die before women.

Thu 10th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 17th March 2012)

Dangers Of Masturbation

The Dangers of Masturbation.

Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created February 2005

Notice

Notice is hereby given…

Mon 28th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created January 2005

An Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...

An Irish daughter had not been to her parent’s house for over five years…

Sun 2nd (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created December 2004

Scientific Breakthrough – Governmentium

A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.

Thu 16th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Police Station Toilet Stolen

Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.

Thu 16th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Kiwi Air Disaster

New Zealand’s worst air disaster occurred earlier today…

Thu 16th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tue 14th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

Politically Correct Primer

A politically correct primer.

Wed 8th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Blonde Betting

A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…

Mon 6th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created November 2004

Q209354 - HOWTO

How to RTFM…

Mon 29th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 28th September 2011)

Seek And Find You…

I shall seek and find you…

Mon 29th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Monica

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store…

Sun 28th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Cannot Find The Damn File

Cannot find the damn file…

Thu 25th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 15th March 2012)

Adult Dog Store

A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.

Mon 15th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Text Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.

Mon 15th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Michael Jackson's Dog

A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson’s dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.

Mon 15th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Falling Cows

A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.

Mon 15th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 12th March 2012)

Label Instructions

French Label Instructions

Sun 14th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The Ant And The Grasshopper

The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.

Tue 9th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Secrets To A Happy Marriage

Secrets to a Happy Marriage…

Sun 7th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 8th January 2013)

A Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...

A young brunette goes to the doctor…

Sun 7th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Talking Clock

Why, that’s my Talking Clock…

Sun 7th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer

If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.

Wed 3rd (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Will Be President For Food

Boy sitting next to sign “No Campaigning beyond This Point” holding sign “Will Be President for Food”.

Wed 3rd (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created October 2004

Steady Hand – A Game Of Skill

A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…

Sun 31st (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 3rd April 2013)

What If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?

What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?

Sat 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Test Your Subconscious

This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…

Wed 27th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Evening Classes For Men

Instructive evening classes for men…

Sun 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Genetics - Why women live longer than men.

Sun 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created September 2004

What’s The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?

What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?

Tue 28th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 1 yr, 5 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

A Beer Before It Starts

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”…

Sun 26th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 15th September 2011)

Before And After...

Before and after marriage…

Sun 26th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

BlondeStar

What to do when you’re locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…

Sat 25th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 8th January 2013)

Amazing Hidden Images

Amazing Hidden Images!

Sat 25th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)

A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…

A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…

Sat 25th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Rejection Response

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…

Fri 24th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

An Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…

Sat 18th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

Six Die In Horror Smash

Six Die in Horror Smash.

Mon 13th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Simple Eye Examination Test

A simple eye examination chart.

Wed 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Ordering Pizza In The Year 2025

Ordering pizza in the year 2025…

Sun 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created August 2004

100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain

World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really…

Sat 28th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Costello’s Reward For Being Loyal

Costello’s reward for being loyal…

Fri 13th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter

The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…

Tue 10th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created July 2004

101 Things You Do Not Want...

101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.

Sat 31st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Perfect Riddle

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Words Women Use

Words women use, and what they really mean.

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 8th January 2013)

Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft

Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…

Wed 28th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Cybersex How-Not-To

Cybersex how it should not be…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

A Teaser

You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Three Little Piggies

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th September 2012)

Doctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Mac Weed

A take-off of the Apple Macintosh switch ads.

Sun 25th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Using AOL? Mind If We LOL?

Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?

Thu 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Just Checking

“Just doing a spot-check to see what you’re doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!” The expression on this ostrich’s face is excellent.

Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Happy Pussy

A collection of amusing cat pictures.

Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Martha Stewart’s New Digs

Martha Stewart’s New Digs

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Redheads

How do you get a redhead…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 7th June 2013)

Cars And Computers

General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Mickey Mouse

One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Only In America...

Only in America…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Blind Pilots

You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

An Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…

An Australian chilli tester in Texas…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Amusing Chat

Humour from the world of Internet Chat

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Proof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go

Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Problem Solving Flowchart

A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Wait!

Wait…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Network Truths

The Twelve Networking Truths.

Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

All Your Base...

All your base are belong to us.

Tue 13th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Emoticons

Lots of emoticons…

Tue 13th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 31st October 2011)

Diary Of An AOL Luser

Diary of an AOL Luser.

Tue 13th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Kermit Sees The Doctor

Have a seat Kermit. What I’m about to tell you might come as a big shock…

Tue 13th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

L33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t

Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET

Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

L33t H4x0r H4ml37

Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET

Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Spiderman

If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber…

Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Voice

Scrooge and Donald on IRC.

Fri 9th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Slashdot For Dummies

Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Alcohol Research

Bum holding sign “Need Cash for Alcohol Research”.

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Panties

Policewoman: Anything you say will be taken down!

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Technology For Country Folk

Technology for Country Folk.

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 9th January 2011)

What Is A Sonofabitch?

What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sun 1st April 2012)

A Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story

A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.

Fri 2nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 26th November 2012)

Your Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...

Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Illusions

Warning: May induce epilepsy or cardiac arrest…

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Blackboard

School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Keyboards

Amusing Keyboards

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 28th September 2011)

Ancient Japanese Proverb

Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Difference Between Men And Women

The difference between men and women…

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Missed You...

Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption “When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME”

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created June 2004

Job Application

Sexist job application.

Mon 28th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)

Interesting ATM

Man using a sexually provocative ATM.

Mon 28th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Premature Ejaculators Anonymous

Man stating he ‘came too soon’ in front of sign stating ‘premature ejaculators anonymous’.

Mon 28th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Sisters Of St Francis

Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…

Mon 28th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Dream Girl

Girl on beach with six breasts.

Mon 28th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 17th March 2012)

Irresistible To Women

Make me irresistible to women

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 8th January 2013)

How Dishwashers Really Work

How dishwashers really work…

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Afterburn - Whom Do You See?

Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Irish Car

An advertisement in an Irish Newspaper…

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Vision Test

Vision Test.

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

Athens Olympic Soccer Stadium

The Athens Olympic Stadium…

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Unprepared For An Exam

Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?

Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The History Of The World

The History of the World, as written by the next generation…

Sun 6th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The Dead Rabbit

The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…

Sat 5th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Perfect Existence

Perfect Existence: The Proof

Fri 4th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Declaration Of A Software Professional

Declaration of a Software Professional.

Fri 4th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created May 2004

Celibacy

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling…

Sun 30th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Mars Vs. Venus

Mars versus Venus…

Sun 23rd (about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

The Pope Is Busted

After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo…

Wed 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Letter To A Mother / School Report

It is with great happiness that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…

Sun 9th (about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Created April 2004

Girl’s And Boy’s Diaries

A girl and a boy and their diaries…

Wed 28th (about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Road Rage

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it…

Sun 25th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Men Are Like...

Men are like…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Executive Test

The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional”…

Mon 5th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created February 2004

The Lift

A man and woman meet outside an elevator door…

Fri 20th (about 13 yrs, 6 days ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 1st December 2011)

Realistic Remotes

Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.

Wed 18th (about 13 yrs, 8 days ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Operating System Airlines

Operating System Airlines.

Wed 11th (about 13 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Mating Bulls

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…

Mon 9th (about 13 yrs, 16 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Moronic Email Scam

Nigerian spam…

Sun 8th (about 13 yrs, 17 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Abbott And Costello Go To Washington

Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.

Sat 7th (about 13 yrs, 19 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Mergers

Amusing mergers.

Sat 7th (about 13 yrs, 19 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The World’s Shortest Books

The World’s Shortest Books

Sat 7th (about 13 yrs, 19 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Men Vs. Women

Men versus women…

Sat 7th (about 13 yrs, 19 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created January 2004

Hillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…

Wed 28th (about 13 yrs, 28 days ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Legoland Will Never Be The Same...

Legoland will never be the same…

Fri 23rd (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Dear Tech Support

Girlfriend technical support…

Fri 23rd (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Speed Camera

Speed camera revenge…

Wed 21st (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Exercise - Some Facts

Exercise… some facts.

Fri 2nd (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created December 2003

What Animals Dream...

What animals dream.

Thu 25th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Temptation

Temptation, by a soon to be married man.

Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Irish Pets

Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…

Sun 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Bush And The Queen

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…

Sun 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

American Nun

A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…

Sun 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The Fellowship Of The Ring

The Fellowship of the Ring.

Sun 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

An IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…

An IT student is walking along with his bike…

Thu 11th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 13th September 2011)

How To Get A Day Off Work

How to get time off in the public service…

Wed 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created November 2003

Stress Management

A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

Fri 14th (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 20th April 2012)

Men’s Rules

We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side…

Thu 13th (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Woof

How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?

Sat 1st (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 30th March 2012)

Created October 2003

U.S. Ship Versus Canadian

U.S. Ship versus Canadian.

Wed 29th (about 13 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…

Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…

Wed 22nd (about 13 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Mini Cooper

A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…

Fri 17th (about 13 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Jelly Orgy

A jelly orgy.

Sat 11th (about 13 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

CIA Assassin

The CIA had an opening for an assassin…

Sat 11th (about 13 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Round Illusion

Unusual round illusion.

Tue 7th (about 13 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…

Fri 3rd (about 13 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created September 2003

Back-Up

Image of man backing-up with computer.

Fri 19th (about 13 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Spellcheck Not Needed

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…

Thu 18th (about 13 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Eminem Drug Bust

Eminem Drug Bust.

Sat 13th (about 13 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 6th September 2011)

News Headlines

Amusing news headlines

Sat 13th (about 13 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created August 2003

Dear Dog

Dear Dog… a letter from the cat.

Tue 26th (about 13 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 5 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 3rd October 2011)

Morning Coffee

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…

Sat 23rd (about 13 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 8th January 2013)

The World’s Funniest Joke

The World’s Funniest Joke…

Fri 22nd (about 13 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 23rd March 2012)

How Many Does It Take...

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

Thu 7th (about 13 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created July 2003

Jam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!

Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!

Tue 29th (about 13 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Santa’s Stressful Christmas

Santa’s Stressful Christmas

Wed 16th (about 13 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Root Canal

Amusing animated image of root canal treatment

Thu 10th (about 13 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created June 2003

American State Mottos

American State Mottos…

Thu 26th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

American History 101

American History 101

Wed 25th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Tarzan Sex

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…

Wed 25th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Cute Party Trick

Man with finger up nose and out of eye.

Tue 17th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Microsoft Car

Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.

Sun 15th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

You Have Two Cows

The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.

Sun 15th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 3 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 5th October 2013)

How To Eat Pussy…

How to eat pussy…

Fri 13th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Idiots

Idiots everywhere…

Thu 5th (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 11th October 2012)

Physical Fitness

This department requires no physical fitness program.

Mon 2nd (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created May 2003

Math Instruction

At Heathrow Airport today…

Sat 31st (about 13 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created March 2003

Australian Condoms

New Zealand runs out of condoms…

Thu 27th (about 13 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sat 31st March 2012)

Created January 2003

Unix Commands

Amusing UNIX commands.

Fri 24th (about 14 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Computer Quotes

Computer quotes.

Fri 24th (about 14 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 10th January 2011)

EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)

The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)

Fri 24th (about 14 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

If Beer Was Like Operating Systems...

If Beer was like Operating Systems…

Fri 24th (about 14 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes

Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.

Fri 24th (about 14 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Created December 2002

Google

Try Google. Available in six of the world’s most common languages…

Wed 11th (about 14 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 6 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th January 2011)