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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Symphony under the StarsBirthday ShirtsInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesGoing Between & Car Re-TiringGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarComputers SuckThe Endodontist: Part 2Bushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingInterview & Dental Check-upThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Australia DayCanon EOS 7DBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Mapleton FallsANZAC DayBronwen’s Frizzy HairEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkA Week of FoodThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomMacro Tubes & RiverfireBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsWalking up Mount GravattWorld Naked Bike RideZion National Park, UtahThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Fat PicnicCollege’s Crossing FloodedStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraSeven YearsWaterliningBronwen’s HairRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveWorld Science FestivalFree the Nipple PicnicSlacklining & AcroHot, Inspired & PensiveThe KGB Don’t Find MeThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Sabine says Goodbye20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreKurbaanWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalPoint Reyes to Fort BraggCollege’s CrossingThe Motor Room Protest PicnicEurope, Egypt & AfricaLas Vegas, NevadaSwell Sculpture FestivalLet There Be LightThe Year of the GoatRobowarsEasterSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahWoodford Folk FestivalAwfully HotA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe Persian KitchenInterludeStradbroke IslandLas Vegas, NevadaBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Brisbane Zombie Walk 2007Valley Fiesta & SlackliningMore Torches & Some ThaiApril DazeTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarAustralia DayNothing of any interestPre-Woodford WoesBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010StormyCollege’s CrossingKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayMy Last Two Weeks at MettroMy Father’s PassingRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireBronwen’s Birthday BookThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseMarch OphthalmologyStorms & Air-ConditioningThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinCedar Creek FallsFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresAlexandria Bay, NoosaValerie’s Second ComingThai FoodSquatting after the FloodPulling apart computersWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalThe Wisdom ToothChristmas LightsSculpture by the SeaBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeGavin’s FuneralStradbroke IslandThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDGreta’s WeddingEkka Flu & The SupermoonSlacklining & Sunset GatheringBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011The Stairway to KnowledgePop-up ConspiracyI buy a New CarMortdecaiThe Haircut & Not The SteamersComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensLate & FlatmatesCoomera CircuitFat PicnicBronwen’s BirthdaySpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Africa DayWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerPolice remove Blaise & AmyStradbroke IslandAbbey Medieval FestivalBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016The Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensChristmas CarolsTorches, Tax & DinnerRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Maz Flies to AmericaThe Execution of a LaptopNeon Pop 2015The DentistSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalSpring Hill Alive FestivalI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsCannon Firing at Fort LyttonWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingCedar Creek and the ToiletMaz’s FarewellShandina’s PhotosMy Car BreaksSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopLittle PlanetsHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairChristmas LightsThe Temples of Tamil NaduBrisbane G20 SummitAlice in WonderlandRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetSwell Sculpture FestivalThe FloodThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionPittsworth Light PaintingBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015West End Full Moon Fire FestivalRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Sore ThroatGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyIKEA-poisoningYosemite National Park, CaliforniaCar AccidentLaryngitisFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareRockets & ScarecrowsRiverfireCanyonlands National Park, UtahMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalCollege’s CrossingBrisbane Open House 2015San Francisco, CaliforniaThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveMoving HouseThe Girl with the Dragon TattooTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalMy Last Day at WorkKallidad & the Washing MachineSpringFlare Festival of ColoursSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroNorthbrook GorgesQueensland Wind and BrassAnother Wisdom ToothThe first entry in my journalWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Bris Bricks Lego ExhibitionWabbit SeasonBoondall WetlandsBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownEarly ChristmasThe Civil DisputeIn The MiddleSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyArches National Park, UtahHip Hop, Movies & FoodCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandThe House of Fandom MarketsThe Jungle BookMoonfestValley FiestaHogswatch in JulyMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkMy Teeth HurtClem7, & An Apple NotebookPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingSpring is Sprung!Thunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningThe iPhone 6 PlusAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaHandel’s SolomonThe Week after WoodfordPittsworth & Light PaintingThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadWest End Fire FestivalSydney & Sculpture by the SeaFiesta LatinaExxopolis & Street ReadsWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Lock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingMa Baker’s TonicChristmas LightsDaisy Hill Koala CentreRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadA Very Bad DayBryce Canyon National Park, UtahSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourDeath of a TeapotTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Linda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryHanging Rock ChaletsWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14Stradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomIsland Vibe Festival 2014The Vigil for Baby AshaTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalExtreme KayakingGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011The Return of SabineWide EyedFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarThe DentistRobowars 2015 NationalsAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsValley of Fire State Park, NevadaWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalMacro SydneySlacklining & AcroMaz Moves OutHayfever, Paintball & FloodingSlacklining & AcroBrisbane, AgainThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsThe Coin MachineVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkThe Election & The Toll TunnelSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsThe DreamingNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseRiverfire & RiverbreakfastThe Death of my Galaxy NoteWinning a TV & Bright LightsWoodford, Tents & FireworksBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekLos Angeles, CaliforniaBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Stradbroke Island & NataliePreparing for IndiaQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtA Taxing TimeThe Vigil for Baby AshaSacramento, CaliforniaNeon Pop 2016Acro at Davies ParkChristmas & My BirthdayThe Dentist & The Crown