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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

The House of Fandom MarketsThai FoodCanyonlands National Park, UtahPop-up ConspiracyAustralia DayThe Return of SabineDeath of a TeapotMy Teeth HurtSydney & Sculpture by the SeaDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkThe KGB Don’t Find MeWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Gavin’s FuneralMy Car BreaksCanon EOS 7DLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryApril DazeCannon Firing at Fort LyttonMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopAfrica DayWorld Naked Bike RideSlacklining & AcroMoonfestBronwen’s HairNeon Pop 2015Fat PicnicWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomValley Fiesta & SlackliningHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairSore ThroatTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalMaz Moves OutIKEA-poisoningMy Last Day at WorkCollege’s Crossing FloodedStormyThe Week after WoodfordCollege’s CrossingAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsWaterliningSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Little PlanetsMoving HouseAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsChristmas & My BirthdayThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomPreparing for IndiaThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalThe Wisdom ToothValley of Fire State Park, NevadaThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringBoondall WetlandsBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalCar AccidentCedar Creek and the ToiletGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerStradbroke IslandStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralKurbaanKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayA Taxing TimeBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Pre-Woodford WoesLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007The Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Easter: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkMy Last Two Weeks at MettroWorld Science FestivalA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleInterludeSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookBronwen’s Birthday BookPolice remove Blaise & AmyExxopolis & Street ReadsThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtWalking up Mount GravattThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreBrisbane Open House 2015The 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahZion National Park, UtahI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsEarly ChristmasA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe DreamingElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaIsland Vibe Festival 2014Let There Be LightChristmas LightsFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopThe Persian KitchenMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkFree the Nipple PicnicBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownChristmas LightsEurope, Egypt & AfricaHandel’s SolomonThe Year of the GoatOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroSpring Hill Alive FestivalNothing of any interestMaz Flies to AmericaPoint Reyes to Fort BraggThe Dentist & The CrownThe first entry in my journalLas Vegas, NevadaThe Coin MachineThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Robowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireBrisbane G20 SummitHot, Inspired & PensiveA Week of FoodThe DentistThe Girl with the Dragon TattooCedar Creek FallsNeon Pop 2016New Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseBryce Canyon National Park, UtahThe Motor Room Protest PicnicMarch OphthalmologyAlice in WonderlandMacro SydneyThe DentistBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalFiesta LatinaWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalI buy a New CarWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14More Torches & Some ThaiRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015LaryngitisStradbroke IslandStradbroke IslandRiverfire & RiverbreakfastThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinAbbey Medieval FestivalThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Hogswatch in JulyIn The MiddleYosemite National Park, CaliforniaInterview & Dental Check-upThe iPhone 6 PlusAnother Wisdom ToothVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowWoodford Folk FestivalAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsStradbroke Island & NatalieRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016West End Fire FestivalAwfully HotWoodford, Tents & FireworksThe Vigil for Baby AshaQueensland Wind and BrassRobowarsLos Angeles, CaliforniaSlacklining & AcroArches National Park, UtahThe Temples of Tamil NaduMaz’s FarewellSpringFlare Festival of ColoursValerie’s Second ComingWabbit SeasonPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsSwell Sculpture FestivalThe Endodontist: Part 2Woodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011College’s CrossingHip Hop, Movies & FoodWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerWinning a TV & Bright LightsRockets & ScarecrowsCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Grand Canyon National Park, ArizonaSlacklining & AcroExtreme KayakingAlexandria Bay, NoosaSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDCollege’s CrossingClem7, & An Apple NotebookHanging Rock ChaletsA Very Bad DaySymphony under the StarsBrisbane, AgainRiverfireQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsPittsworth Light PaintingSlacklining & Sunset GatheringSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingAustralia DayCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistBronwen’s Birthday20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipsePaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingLate & FlatmatesTorches, Tax & DinnerPulling apart computersRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetMacro Tubes & RiverfireSabine says GoodbyeSwell Sculpture FestivalChristmas LightsMapleton FallsThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001The Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensSan Francisco, CaliforniaThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningGreta’s WeddingValley FiestaSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyLas Vegas, NevadaSeven YearsInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesChristmas CarolsRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadPittsworth & Light PaintingThe Execution of a LaptopThe Vigil for Baby AshaDaisy Hill Koala CentreMy Father’s PassingBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013The Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandSculpture by the SeaThe Civil DisputeBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarBronwen’s Frizzy HairThe Election & The Toll TunnelBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Flooding, Storms & Power FailuresThe FloodBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016The Haircut & Not The SteamersThe Stairway to KnowledgeSpring is Sprung!Coomera CircuitWide EyedMortdecaiEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopGoing Between & Car Re-TiringDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Ekka Flu & The SupermoonSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkAcro at Davies ParkSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroKallidad & the Washing MachineThe Death of my Galaxy NoteBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionSacramento, CaliforniaThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingBirthday ShirtsANZAC DayFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveMa Baker’s TonicHayfever, Paintball & FloodingNorthbrook GorgesSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalThe Jungle BookShandina’s PhotosNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveRobowars 2015 NationalsComputers SuckWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Stradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsFat PicnicRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011EasterStorms & Air-ConditioningChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsSquatting after the Flood