Welcome — Ned Martin’s Dot Org

Ned Martin’s Dot Org

v3: Printed on 100% recycled electrons. - 338,619 visitors - Monday 29th May, 2017

Last visited 4 seconds ago!
Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

CC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraSlacklining & Sunset GatheringLittle PlanetsStormyThe Wisdom ToothAlexandria Bay, NoosaTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentMacro SydneyTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringThe DentistHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookClem7, & An Apple NotebookWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalSlacklining & AcroThe Coin MachineWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awaySlacklining & AcroStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001I buy a New CarThe Execution of a LaptopMore Torches & Some ThaiCannon Firing at Fort LyttonValley Fiesta & SlackliningPolice remove Blaise & AmyRobowars 2015 NationalsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Roving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetThe Dentist & The CrownCanyonlands National Park, UtahChristmas LightsPittsworth Light PaintingStradbroke IslandWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajPre-Woodford WoesKurbaanChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarThe Steamers (Attempt Five)InterludeKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayEurope, Egypt & AfricaMaz’s FarewellMaz Flies to AmericaThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeThe Persian KitchenSculpture by the SeaA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsBrisbane, AgainAustralia DaySeven YearsAlice in WonderlandThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Swell Sculpture FestivalRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadPulling apart computersWorld Naked Bike RideMapleton FallsWaterliningCar AccidentRiverfire & RiverbreakfastAbbey Medieval FestivalThe Civil DisputeEarly ChristmasWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15A Taxing TimeIKEA-poisoningSpring Hill Alive FestivalPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeThe Vigil for Baby AshaA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSymphony under the StarsThe KGB Don’t Find MeCoomera CircuitLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoGoing Between & Car Re-TiringBronwen’s HairSpringFlare Festival of ColoursChristmas & My BirthdayRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtIn The MiddleChristmas LightsFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareSydney & Sculpture by the SeaSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourMy Car BreaksBryce Canyon National Park, UtahGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaHogswatch in JulySquatting after the FloodSpring is Sprung!Hot, Inspired & PensiveQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsGavin’s FuneralLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalA Very Bad DayCedar Creek FallsWorld Science FestivalDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Greta’s WeddingNeon Pop 2015Christmas LightsThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinStorms & Air-ConditioningMaz Moves OutAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsThe Week after WoodfordLos Angeles, CaliforniaMa Baker’s TonicHanging Rock ChaletsRockets & ScarecrowsAwfully HotThe Year of the GoatSan Francisco, CaliforniaWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Woodford Folk FestivalBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007The DentistRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Woodford Folk Festival & The DreamingChristmas CarolsMy Father’s PassingWinning a TV & Bright LightsExxopolis & Street ReadsANZAC DaySwell Sculpture FestivalThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Invasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownPoint Reyes to Fort BraggSore ThroatCollege’s CrossingWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalDaisy Hill Koala CentreStradbroke IslandThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsValerie’s Second ComingYosemite National Park, CaliforniaThe FloodSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartySpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDWoodford, Tents & FireworksPop-up ConspiracyAfrica DayThe iPhone 6 PlusCedar Creek and the Toilet20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseNorthbrook GorgesCanon EOS 7DPreparing for IndiaBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringBronwen’s Frizzy HairI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsEkka Flu & The SupermoonValley FiestaApril DazeThai FoodCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkThe House of Fandom MarketsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Gasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralTorches, Tax & DinnerStradbroke Island & NatalieArches National Park, UtahBirthday ShirtsComputers SuckBoondall WetlandsPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseInterview & Dental Check-upRiverfireThe Motor Room Protest PicnicMortdecaiThe Girl with the Dragon TattooWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Rio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Comedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalBronwen’s BirthdayShandina’s PhotosBrisbane G20 SummitNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionIsland Vibe Festival 2014Bushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingFree the Nipple PicnicRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsLet There Be LightThe Stairway to KnowledgeBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringAcro at Davies ParkNeon Pop 2016Bronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsZion National Park, UtahThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreAustralia DayCollege’s Crossing FloodedKallidad & the Washing MachineFat PicnicNothing of any interestSlacklining & AcroBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Hayfever, Paintball & FloodingLate & FlatmatesWide EyedCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopMy Last Day at WorkBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyThe Temples of Tamil NaduWalking up Mount GravattBronwen’s Birthday BookThe Haircut & Not The SteamersEasterMarch OphthalmologyBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Fiesta LatinaHip Hop, Movies & FoodMy Last Two Weeks at MettroExtreme KayakingFat PicnicLas Vegas, NevadaSacramento, CaliforniaHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalCollege’s CrossingWest End Fire FestivalBrisbane Open House 2015Another Wisdom ToothStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomRobowarsWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerCollege’s CrossingBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopLas Vegas, NevadaWabbit SeasonBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013LaryngitisPittsworth & Light PaintingStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalDeath of a TeapotSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016My Teeth HurtThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionThe DreamingThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahA Week of FoodThe Election & The Toll TunnelSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringSabine says GoodbyeNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14The Vigil for Baby AshaQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleThe Return of SabineMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalStradbroke IslandBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Handel’s SolomonAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarMoving HouseMoonfestPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsThe Endodontist: Part 2The Jungle BookValley of Fire State Park, NevadaThe Death of my Galaxy NoteMacro Tubes & RiverfireThe first entry in my journalMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadQueensland Wind and Brass