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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Brisbane Zombie Walk 2008LaryngitisWaterliningAnother Wisdom ToothStradbroke IslandSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentThe Dentist & The CrownStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralLas Vegas, NevadaGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyThe KGB Don’t Find MePulling apart computersChristmas & My BirthdayThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionAlice in WonderlandSlacklining & AcroQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleBronwen’s Birthday BookDaisy Hill Koala CentreHip Hop, Movies & FoodWorld Naked Bike RideThe Death of my Galaxy NoteStradbroke Island & NatalieClem7, & An Apple NotebookAustralia DayBoondall WetlandsThe first entry in my journalANZAC DaySymphony under the StarsPittsworth Light PaintingMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingAwfully HotThe Motor Room Protest PicnicKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveThe Year of the GoatThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsRockets & ScarecrowsCedar Creek and the ToiletAbbey Medieval FestivalMapleton FallsEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseMa Baker’s TonicMaz Moves OutRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Slacklining & Sunset GatheringWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarQueensland Wind and BrassMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistChristmas LightsThe Vigil for Baby AshaWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Brisbane Zombie Walk 2011Woodford, Tents & FireworksFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Invasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001The Civil DisputeLate & FlatmatesThe Wisdom ToothPittsworth & Light PaintingStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairCollege’s CrossingThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandMacro Tubes & RiverfireBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoInterview & Dental Check-upEasterMy Father’s PassingWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajRobowars 2015 NationalsPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeCollege’s Crossing FloodedBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalThe Vigil for Baby AshaSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalMaz’s FarewellA Week of FoodStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomShandina’s PhotosBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekWorld Science FestivalThe DentistBronwen’s HairBryce Canyon National Park, UtahExxopolis & Street ReadsHandel’s SolomonLet There Be LightCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkBronwen’s BirthdaySuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalThe Election & The Toll TunnelWabbit SeasonThe House of Fandom MarketsIn The MiddleEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopFat PicnicSculpture by the SeaWide EyedThe Stairway to KnowledgeValley FiestaStradbroke IslandA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsMy Last Two Weeks at MettroThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Roving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadFree the Nipple PicnicCollege’s CrossingWest End Fire FestivalSquatting after the FloodWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraWinning a TV & Bright LightsTorches, Tax & DinnerWalking up Mount GravattBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010MoonfestWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14I buy a New CarSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerCollege’s CrossingCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowHanging Rock ChaletsPolice remove Blaise & AmyMoving HouseNothing of any interestThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Zion National Park, UtahThe Execution of a LaptopMarch OphthalmologyThe iPhone 6 PlusValley of Fire State Park, NevadaCedar Creek FallsRiverfire & RiverbreakfastBrisbane Zombie Walk 201520 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipsePreparing for IndiaWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalFat PicnicMortdecaiRiverfireGoing Between & Car Re-TiringValerie’s Second ComingSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsSlacklining & AcroChristmas LightsOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveEurope, Egypt & AfricaLas Vegas, NevadaWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awaySan Francisco, CaliforniaThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreThe Week after WoodfordComputers SuckSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsThai FoodYosemite National Park, CaliforniaNeon Pop 2015Hot, Inspired & PensiveTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookGavin’s FuneralAcro at Davies ParkCar AccidentBrisbane G20 SummitSabine says GoodbyeI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensA Taxing TimeHogswatch in JulyRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetThe Return of SabineMacro SydneyThe Girl with the Dragon TattooApril DazeStorms & Air-ConditioningThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomCanon EOS 7DRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Brisbane, AgainThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningPoint Reyes to Fort BraggSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtMore Torches & Some ThaiCoomera CircuitAfrica DayAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaThe Temples of Tamil NaduSpringFlare Festival of ColoursGreta’s WeddingThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownSpring is Sprung!Canyonlands National Park, UtahBrisbane Open House 2015Slacklining & AcroBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Birthday ShirtsMy Last Day at WorkExtreme KayakingLittle PlanetsSacramento, CaliforniaWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerInterludeNeon Pop 2016Swell Sculpture FestivalPop-up ConspiracyMy Car BreaksThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringHayfever, Paintball & FloodingElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Brisbane Zombie Walk 2013RobowarsThe Persian KitchenA Very Bad DayChristmas LightsStormyChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSore ThroatKurbaanEarly ChristmasDeath of a TeapotBronwen’s Frizzy HairArches National Park, UtahCannon Firing at Fort LyttonWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15IKEA-poisoningFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopAustralia DayThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensThe Coin MachinePre-Woodford WoesKallidad & the Washing MachineWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalIsland Vibe Festival 2014Brisbane Zombie Walk 2014Fiesta LatinaStradbroke IslandMaz Flies to AmericaLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahThe Haircut & Not The SteamersThe Endodontist: Part 2Christmas CarolsWoodford Folk FestivalSeven YearsRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalSwell Sculpture FestivalAlexandria Bay, NoosaEkka Flu & The SupermoonNorthbrook GorgesDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkThe FloodTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSpring Hill Alive FestivalMy Teeth HurtBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyThe Solar Eclipse of 2012The DreamingTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalLos Angeles, CaliforniaQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Stradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsValley Fiesta & SlackliningThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadThe Jungle BookThe DentistThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairSydney & Sculpture by the SeaLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The Unwarping