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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Brisbane Zombie Walk 2013Brisbane Zombie Walk 2011Fat PicnicStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralLate & FlatmatesClem7, & An Apple NotebookSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Comedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalMy Car BreaksRobowars 2015 NationalsMortdecaiPre-Woodford WoesStradbroke IslandShandina’s PhotosValley FiestaWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalAwfully HotBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalNeon Pop 2015The Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandBryce Canyon National Park, UtahBrisbane G20 SummitSpringFlare Festival of ColoursPittsworth & Light PaintingAlice in WonderlandBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsMaz Flies to AmericaFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkStormyTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSlacklining & Sunset GatheringStorms & Air-ConditioningThe Death of my Galaxy NoteAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaMore Torches & Some ThaiSwell Sculpture FestivalSacramento, CaliforniaSwell Sculpture FestivalThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomSculpture by the SeaCollege’s Crossing FloodedIsland Vibe Festival 2014Pulling apart computersQueensland Wind and BrassWorld Naked Bike RideThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtThe Wisdom ToothPop-up ConspiracyLas Vegas, NevadaStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomSquatting after the FloodThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Rallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresKurbaanHanging Rock ChaletsBronwen’s Frizzy HairGoing Between & Car Re-TiringAbbey Medieval FestivalSymphony under the StarsWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentWorld Science FestivalThe KGB Don’t Find MeThe Persian KitchenThe Return of SabineChristmas & My BirthdayZion National Park, UtahLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionCar AccidentCollege’s CrossingInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesDaisy Hill Koala CentreIKEA-poisoningWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalMy Last Day at WorkCoomera CircuitBronwen’s BirthdayThe Vigil for Baby AshaPoint Reyes to Fort BraggFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareAfrica DayInterview & Dental Check-upAlexandria Bay, NoosaExxopolis & Street ReadsI buy a New CarBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Slacklining & AcroBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Car Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsLas Vegas, NevadaLet There Be LightMy Last Two Weeks at MettroLos Angeles, CaliforniaFiesta LatinaPolice remove Blaise & AmyWoodford Folk FestivalStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairValley Fiesta & SlackliningSore ThroatNeon Pop 2016Woodford Folk Festival & The DreamingThe DentistDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaThe Civil DisputeKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayKallidad & the Washing MachineWinning a TV & Bright LightsMacro Tubes & RiverfireIn The MiddleValley of Fire State Park, NevadaPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseEurope, Egypt & AfricaThe iPhone 6 PlusSlacklining & AcroBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarSan Francisco, CaliforniaThe Motor Room Protest Picnic20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalMoonfestCollege’s CrossingBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalA Week of FoodWalking up Mount GravattThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtTorches, Tax & DinnerBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraHot, Inspired & PensiveRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetSpring is Sprung!Woodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Sunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsMapleton FallsNothing of any interestThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreLaryngitisLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Ma Baker’s TonicChristmas LightsNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveThe Girl with the Dragon TattooThe Dentist & The CrownBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015West End Full Moon Fire FestivalGreta’s WeddingRiverfireSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringThe Year of the GoatAcro at Davies ParkComputers SuckStradbroke Island & NataliePittsworth Light PaintingCedar Creek and the ToiletMoving HouseThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahAustralia DayDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreCannon Firing at Fort LyttonStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsA Very Bad DayBronwen’s Birthday BookWoodford, Tents & FireworksBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016College’s CrossingMaz’s FarewellRockets & ScarecrowsSpring Hill Alive FestivalAnother Wisdom ToothThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionFree the Nipple PicnicWide EyedSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensEarly ChristmasInterludeThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensRobowarsThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Slacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009The Execution of a LaptopArches National Park, UtahTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalChristmas CarolsSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalThe Temples of Tamil NaduSeven YearsBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekYosemite National Park, CaliforniaI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsFat PicnicThe DentistMacro SydneySuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroThe Endodontist: Part 2Earthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopChristmas LightsAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsThe first entry in my journalWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerWabbit SeasonThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalThe Haircut & Not The SteamersGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningLittle PlanetsHogswatch in JulyNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseValerie’s Second ComingThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsThe Coin MachineA Taxing TimeThe Jungle BookThe House of Fandom MarketsRiverfire & RiverbreakfastMarch OphthalmologyThe Vigil for Baby AshaWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajHandel’s SolomonGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopSabine says GoodbyeBrisbane Open House 2015Brisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringStradbroke IslandThe Election & The Toll TunnelThe FloodApril DazeCanon EOS 7DSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyCanyonlands National Park, UtahAustralia DayNorthbrook GorgesPreparing for IndiaThe DreamingBirthday ShirtsBoondall WetlandsMaz Moves OutLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Robowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireChristmas LightsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Hip Hop, Movies & FoodWaterliningSlacklining & AcroCedar Creek FallsMy Teeth HurtThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Extreme KayakingThai FoodThe Solar Eclipse of 2012The Dentist & The Preliminary CrownGavin’s FuneralThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinEasterSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringThe Week after WoodfordQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleWest End Fire FestivalBronwen’s HairPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookBrisbane, AgainPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14Ekka Flu & The SupermoonHayfever, Paintball & FloodingOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDDeath of a TeapotRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadANZAC DayEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkMy Father’s PassingThe Stairway to KnowledgeChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Quitting Work & Fighting HospitalsSydney & Sculpture by the SeaStradbroke Island