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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

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Cleaning My LaptopThe Persian KitchenStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralStradbroke IslandRockets & ScarecrowsBronwen’s BirthdayBoondall WetlandsKallidad & the Washing MachineThe Motor Room Protest PicnicSlacklining & AcroElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringChristmas LightsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Sabine says GoodbyeHogswatch in JulyDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarThe DentistPre-Woodford WoesPittsworth Light PaintingIsland Vibe Festival 2014Cedar Creek FallsChristmas & My BirthdayLaryngitisRiverfire & RiverbreakfastMy Father’s PassingFat PicnicMy Teeth HurtCollege’s CrossingThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtHayfever, Paintball & FloodingBronwen’s Frizzy HairChristmas LightsPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeComputers SuckBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionMy Last Two 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& Not The SteamersThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalWorld Naked Bike RideDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreExtreme KayakingHanging Rock ChaletsThe first entry in my journalThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerThe House of Fandom MarketsBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsAlice in WonderlandEarly ChristmasBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Slacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinSlacklining & AcroOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroI buy a New CarEurope, Egypt & AfricaQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleMaz’s FarewellSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalNothing of any interestLas Vegas, NevadaSacramento, CaliforniaThe Vigil for Baby AshaCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistSeven YearsWaterliningCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandEkka Flu & The SupermoonGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Neon Pop 2016The Year of the GoatAlexandria Bay, NoosaSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroCannon Firing at Fort LyttonStradbroke IslandSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomMacro SydneyMoving HouseKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayRiverfireThe FloodMore Torches & Some ThaiWinning a TV & Bright LightsIn The MiddleFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversarySan Francisco, CaliforniaThe Execution of a LaptopDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!SpringFlare Festival of ColoursAfrica DayTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalWoodford Folk FestivalCar AccidentCedar Creek and the ToiletThe Return of SabineLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalAustralia DaySlacklining & Sunset GatheringBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007The Civil DisputeMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalCollege’s Crossing FloodedBrisbane Open House 2015Swell Sculpture FestivalThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Roving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadThe DreamingPreparing for IndiaMaz Flies to AmericaSpring Hill Alive FestivalHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalTorches, Tax & DinnerValley FiestaSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsMoonfestSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDThe 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