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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Valley FiestaTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringBirthday ShirtsWabbit SeasonPop-up ConspiracyNothing of any interestThe Persian KitchenMacro Tubes & RiverfireTorches, Tax & DinnerThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalMy Last Day at WorkThe Vigil for Baby AshaRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireI buy a New CarFat PicnicInterview & Dental Check-upDeath of a TeapotAwfully HotA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaPulling apart computersThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaNeon Pop 2016Stradbroke IslandWorld Science FestivalThe Execution of a LaptopMaz Moves OutMortdecaiPittsworth & Light PaintingBronwen’s Frizzy HairBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Bushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingSydney & Sculpture by the SeaBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Valley of Fire State Park, NevadaThe Motor Room Protest PicnicSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDMoonfestHanging Rock ChaletsAlexandria Bay, NoosaA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe iPhone 6 PlusWide EyedBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Thunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkHayfever, Paintball & FloodingBryce Canyon National Park, UtahAfrica DayBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Las Vegas, NevadaGavin’s FuneralElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionBrisbane, AgainGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartySacramento, CaliforniaBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Los Angeles, CaliforniaBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Ekka Flu & The SupermoonPittsworth Light PaintingI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsBronwen’s HairStormySculpture by the SeaPolice remove Blaise & AmyCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalComputers SuckThe Dreaming20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopSlacklining & Sunset GatheringWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoAlice in WonderlandApril DazeFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresPoint Reyes to Fort BraggKurbaanBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014WaterliningLaryngitisThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Storms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairRobowars 2015 NationalsThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThai FoodWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreRockets & ScarecrowsCedar Creek FallsCedar Creek and the ToiletVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralMy Father’s PassingThe Election & The Toll TunnelWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Rio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Bronwen’s Birthday BookMaz Flies to AmericaMoving HouseBrisbane Open House 2015Stradbroke Island & NatalieSpring Hill Alive FestivalStradbroke IslandWoodford Folk FestivalIKEA-poisoningWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Coomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetThe FloodMy Teeth HurtSwell Sculpture FestivalThe DentistWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14Paddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingCar AccidentChristmas LightsStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomHot, Inspired & PensiveIsland Vibe Festival 2014Neon Pop 2015The Return of SabineKallidad & the Washing MachineRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadThe House of Fandom MarketsThe Dentist & The CrownStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsPreparing for IndiaFree the Nipple PicnicCoomera CircuitThe Girl with the Dragon TattooWest End Fire FestivalSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveSwell Sculpture FestivalMa Baker’s TonicClem7, & An Apple NotebookThe first entry in my journalLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalSore ThroatBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringSabine says GoodbyeCollege’s CrossingBronwen’s BirthdayPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013My Last Two Weeks at MettroDaisy Hill Koala CentreSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalHogswatch in JulyAbbey Medieval FestivalRobowarsMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyGoing Between & Car Re-TiringHandel’s SolomonFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryThe KGB Don’t Find MeChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerInterludeDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Earthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsWinning a TV & Bright LightsQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtSpringFlare Festival of ColoursHip Hop, Movies & FoodPre-Woodford WoesFat PicnicBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyEarly ChristmasThe Stairway to KnowledgeMore Torches & Some ThaiThe Coin MachineInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesThe Jungle BookLate & FlatmatesThe Vigil for Baby AshaWorld Naked Bike RideLittle PlanetsThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Brisbane Zombie Walk 2015Woodford Folk Festival 2015/16Fiesta LatinaSquatting after the FloodCannon Firing at Fort LyttonMaz’s FarewellBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsThe Civil DisputeCollege’s CrossingANZAC DayWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsThe Haircut & Not The SteamersAustralia DayValerie’s Second ComingWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalQueensland Wind and BrassRiverfireCollege’s Crossing FloodedSeven YearsChristmas LightsExxopolis & Street ReadsA Taxing TimePropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseArches National Park, UtahAustralia DayQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016In The MiddleWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajEurope, Egypt & AfricaThe Week after WoodfordChristmas LightsThe Death of my Galaxy NoteA Week of FoodSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareThe Wisdom ToothAcro at Davies ParkThe Endodontist: Part 2Yosemite National Park, CaliforniaOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Australian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsChristmas CarolsCanyonlands National Park, UtahSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsThe Temples of Tamil NaduAnother Wisdom ToothBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaGreta’s WeddingMy Car BreaksHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairEasterRiverfire & RiverbreakfastWoodford, Tents & FireworksExtreme KayakingCollege’s CrossingZion National Park, UtahSymphony under the StarsThe DentistMapleton FallsNorthbrook GorgesStradbroke IslandSpring is Sprung!Shandina’s PhotosGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerSlacklining & AcroCanon EOS 7DSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourChristmas & My BirthdaySlacklining & AcroSan Francisco, CaliforniaKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopThe Year of the GoatMacro SydneyCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistBrisbane G20 SummitWalking up Mount GravattValley Fiesta & SlackliningStorms & Air-ConditioningSlacklining & AcroBoondall WetlandsLas Vegas, NevadaLet There Be LightA Very Bad DayThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsMarch OphthalmologyThe Eight Dollar Milkshake