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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Brisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarThe Stairway to KnowledgeThe Temples of Tamil NaduRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahStradbroke Island & NatalieDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!The Steamers (Attempt Five)The Solar Eclipse of 2012The Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandFat PicnicNothing of any interestThe Girl with the Dragon TattooHanging Rock ChaletsValley Fiesta & SlackliningBronwen’s Birthday BookKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayEarly ChristmasAfrica DayBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringRiverfirePreparing for IndiaSwell Sculpture FestivalHandel’s SolomonCedar Creek FallsOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeBryce Canyon National Park, UtahIKEA-poisoningNeon Pop 2015A Week of FoodFat PicnicSacramento, CaliforniaA Very Bad DayPittsworth Light PaintingMy Father’s PassingWalking up Mount GravattComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalGoing Between & Car Re-TiringCar AccidentCedar Creek and the ToiletMacro Tubes & RiverfireCanon EOS 7DCollege’s CrossingThe Year of the Goat20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseAlice in WonderlandGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomLas Vegas, NevadaRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsThe Dentist & The CrownSlacklining & AcroRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinLet There Be LightWide EyedWinning a TV & Bright LightsThe KGB Don’t Find MeMaz’s FarewellMy Last Two Weeks at MettroBronwen’s BirthdayThe Haircut & Not The SteamersThe DentistSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeThai FoodSpringFlare Festival of ColoursZion National Park, UtahSpring Hill Alive FestivalA Taxing TimeCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkSore ThroatBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013The Execution of a LaptopIn The MiddleSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroWest End Fire FestivalMoonfestRiverfire & RiverbreakfastAnother Wisdom ToothStradbroke IslandTorches, Tax & DinnerThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningSpring is Sprung!Chopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarPulling apart computersGreta’s WeddingAbbey Medieval FestivalBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Acro at Davies ParkRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Ma Baker’s TonicBrisbane G20 SummitQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleSquatting after the FloodMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkDaisy Hill Koala CentreEasterMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalChristmas LightsWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14The Vigil for Baby AshaBronwen’s HairRobowars 2015 NationalsLaryngitisSan Francisco, CaliforniaWabbit SeasonWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerQueensland Wind and BrassMarch OphthalmologyMaz Flies to AmericaPoint Reyes to Fort BraggThe first entry in my journalPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopSlacklining & Sunset GatheringCollege’s CrossingEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015The Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Canyonlands National Park, UtahTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookCollege’s Crossing FloodedElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayHip Hop, Movies & FoodFree the Nipple PicnicAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsThe Return of SabineWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalAlexandria Bay, NoosaHot, Inspired & PensiveBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009The Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001My Last Day at WorkBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Valley FiestaSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringValerie’s Second ComingBrisbane, AgainVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowThe Jungle BookThe Motor Room Protest PicnicThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopLos Angeles, CaliforniaBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoMy Teeth HurtCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandChristmas LightsSabine says GoodbyeWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Moving HouseSlacklining & AcroSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalLittle PlanetsThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringStormyInterludeWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraWorld Naked Bike RideDeath of a TeapotThe DentistThe Week after WoodfordNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveNorthbrook GorgesGavin’s FuneralShandina’s PhotosWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Interview & Dental Check-upThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtThe Coin MachineSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkI buy a New CarPittsworth & Light PaintingEurope, Egypt & AfricaRockets & ScarecrowsHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairMore Torches & Some ThaiBrisbane Open House 2015Mapleton FallsIsland Vibe Festival 2014New Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensExxopolis & Street ReadsStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekAustralia DayTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalKallidad & the Washing MachineBoondall WetlandsSydney & Sculpture by the SeaThe Death of my Galaxy NoteSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourAwfully HotAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsMortdecaiMy Car BreaksEkka Flu & The SupermoonLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingThe House of Fandom MarketsStradbroke IslandPre-Woodford WoesSlacklining & AcroQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyThe Wisdom ToothWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajThe FloodArches National Park, UtahFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingThe DreamingLas Vegas, NevadaThe Election & The Toll TunnelAustralia DayFiesta LatinaBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Clem7, & An Apple NotebookANZAC DayBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWaterliningYosemite National Park, CaliforniaBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalKurbaanAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaThe Persian KitchenThe Civil DisputeFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopValley of Fire State Park, NevadaStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralChristmas & My BirthdayThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensApril DazePop-up ConspiracyThe iPhone 6 PlusLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadBirthday ShirtsHogswatch in JulyStradbroke IslandBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireMacro SydneySculpture by the SeaNeon Pop 2016Flinder’s Peak & Secret CaveLate & FlatmatesThe Vigil for Baby AshaWorld Science FestivalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesCoomera CircuitBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Extreme KayakingPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistThe Endodontist: Part 2Woodford, Tents & FireworksFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Sunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsChristmas CarolsCollege’s CrossingPolice remove Blaise & AmyDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreComputers SuckBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Storms & Air-ConditioningSwell Sculpture FestivalBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Linda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryBronwen’s Frizzy HairChristmas LightsThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreWoodford Folk FestivalHayfever, Paintball & FloodingGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaMaz Moves OutCannon Firing at Fort LyttonRobowarsSymphony under the StarsSeven Years