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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Interview & Dental Check-upFat PicnicMaz Moves OutPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase Rummaging20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseChristmas CarolsMoving HouseThe Civil DisputeSpring is Sprung!Robowars 2015 NationalsMacro Tubes & RiverfirePreparing for IndiaMy Teeth HurtBirthday ShirtsKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayThe Execution of a LaptopRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetKurbaanWinning a TV & Bright LightsCollege’s Crossing FloodedStradbroke IslandGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaEkka Flu & The SupermoonBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Anonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaSpringFlare Festival of ColoursNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveSquatting after the FloodRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireArches National Park, UtahGavin’s FuneralThe Vigil for Baby AshaRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsStradbroke IslandStradbroke IslandFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopWoodford Folk FestivalSpring Hill Alive FestivalAustralia DayWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsShandina’s PhotosI buy a New CarCoomera CircuitLate & FlatmatesSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Brisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringEasterBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarChristmas LightsA Very Bad DaySwell Sculpture FestivalSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringLas Vegas, NevadaStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralThe DentistSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkSwell Sculpture FestivalWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandExxopolis & Street ReadsThe Election & The Toll TunnelA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesFiesta LatinaValley of Fire State Park, NevadaThe Temples of Tamil NaduMa Baker’s TonicThe iPhone 6 PlusThe first entry in my journalThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsBoondall WetlandsBronwen’s Frizzy HairThe Dentist & The CrownSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourAustralia DayMaz’s FarewellWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Lockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalBrisbane Open House 2015Zion National Park, UtahThe Haircut & Not The SteamersThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandQueensland Wind and BrassSydney & Sculpture by the SeaMy Father’s PassingSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtCedar Creek FallsIKEA-poisoningAbbey Medieval FestivalAnother Wisdom ToothDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsKallidad & the Washing MachineTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalEarly ChristmasThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringDeath of a TeapotStorms & Air-ConditioningBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Symphony under the StarsWabbit SeasonLaryngitisEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopCedar Creek and the ToiletWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Welcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Pre-Woodford WoesSlacklining & AcroThe Wisdom ToothHot, Inspired & PensiveAlice in WonderlandValerie’s Second ComingGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsInterludeFree the Nipple PicnicAwfully HotPittsworth & Light PaintingPolice remove Blaise & AmyTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSlacklining & AcroMortdecaiMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkThe Endodontist: Part 2Brisbane Zombie Walk 2008The Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahTorches, Tax & DinnerSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopThe DentistHanging Rock ChaletsHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalBrisbane, AgainThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinHogswatch in JulySunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsApril DazeThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001The Solar Eclipse of 2012Canon EOS 7DMaz Flies to AmericaThai FoodSabine says GoodbyeThe Death of my Galaxy NoteNorthbrook GorgesWaterliningDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreLittle PlanetsThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalWorld Naked Bike RideAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalNeon Pop 2016Roving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadAlexandria Bay, NoosaSore ThroatCanyonlands National Park, UtahMy Last Two Weeks at MettroThe Persian KitchenThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekCar AccidentStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14Fat PicnicThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Woodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Africa DayWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalMy Last Day at WorkSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Coomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Yosemite National Park, CaliforniaFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresDaisy Hill Koala CentreClem7, & An Apple NotebookA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensLas Vegas, NevadaWoodford, Tents & FireworksMy Car BreaksPittsworth Light PaintingThe Coin MachineBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007The Girl with the Dragon TattooIsland Vibe Festival 2014Orienteering, Slacklining & AcroLet There Be LightBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011A Week of FoodGoing Between & Car Re-TiringTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalPoint Reyes to Fort BraggThe Jungle BookIn The MiddleThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Sacramento, CaliforniaSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaisePulling apart computersComputers SuckGreta’s WeddingVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeNothing of any interestThe DreamingLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingThe Vigil for Baby AshaValley FiestaA Taxing TimeExtreme KayakingWalking up Mount GravattHandel’s SolomonStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairSeven YearsMarch OphthalmologyWest End Fire FestivalRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Mapleton FallsMacro SydneyTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalNeon Pop 2015The House of Fandom MarketsBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkBryce Canyon National Park, UtahChristmas & My BirthdayWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyThe KGB Don’t Find MeStormyI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsRiverfire & RiverbreakfastPop-up ConspiracyChristmas LightsWorld Science FestivalSlacklining & AcroThe Year of the GoatAcro at Davies ParkCollege’s CrossingFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveRiverfireValley Fiesta & SlackliningBronwen’s Birthday BookLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversarySan Francisco, CaliforniaRobowarsChristmas LightsWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajCannon Firing at Fort LyttonThe FloodThe Week after WoodfordWide EyedMoonfestThe Motor Room Protest PicnicSculpture by the SeaRockets & ScarecrowsBronwen’s BirthdayMore Torches & Some ThaiPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseANZAC DayThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairCollege’s CrossingEurope, Egypt & AfricaThe Return of SabineHayfever, Paintball & FloodingSlacklining & Sunset GatheringStradbroke Island & NatalieHip Hop, Movies & FoodBronwen’s HairMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Thunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningCollege’s CrossingBrisbane G20 SummitThe Stairway to KnowledgeLos Angeles, CaliforniaThe Netbook, The Diseases, & Tom