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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Suitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Clem7, & An Apple NotebookThe Endodontist: Part 2Slacklining & AcroStormySlacklining & AcroPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseValley FiestaSeven YearsCedar Creek FallsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Sore ThroatThe Civil DisputeCollege’s Crossing FloodedThe DreamingBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Flooding, Storms & Power FailuresMy Car BreaksRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Germination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartySquatting after the FloodBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsThe KGB Don’t Find MeSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeRiverfireSlacklining & Sunset GatheringAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaLaryngitisMacro SydneySculpture by the SeaKallidad & the Washing MachineLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingExtreme KayakingSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkSpring is Sprung!Nothing of any interestAlice in WonderlandChristmas LightsWoodford Folk FestivalThe Year of the GoatThe Steamers (Attempt Five)A Taxing TimeSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalMaz’s FarewellThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalWest End Fire FestivalBronwen’s HairThe Jungle BookAbbey Medieval FestivalBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingChristmas LightsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Boondall WetlandsInterview & Dental Check-upThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtThe Return of SabinePulling apart computersSydney & Sculpture by the SeaWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Queensland Wind and BrassThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14KurbaanPop-up ConspiracySpring Hill Alive FestivalChristmas LightsSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeMoving HouseThe FloodWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Fat PicnicThe Dentist & The CrownCannon Firing at Fort LyttonCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistRio Rhythmics Carnaval 201620 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseMaz Moves OutMaz Flies to AmericaAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsHanging Rock ChaletsNeon Pop 2015West End Full Moon Fire FestivalMoonfestDeath of a TeapotGoing Between & Car Re-TiringMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarLas Vegas, NevadaWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraMapleton FallsCedar Creek and the ToiletThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralSpringFlare Festival of ColoursCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Zion National Park, UtahThai FoodRiverfire & RiverbreakfastBrisbane G20 SummitIn The MiddleGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerStorms & Air-ConditioningBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringPreparing for IndiaHogswatch in JulyWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalThe Vigil for Baby AshaApril DazeFree the Nipple PicnicStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairLos Angeles, CaliforniaStradbroke IslandEkka Flu & The SupermoonSymphony under the StarsStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomArches National Park, UtahPittsworth Light PaintingFat PicnicSwell Sculpture FestivalThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Stradbroke IslandRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinThe Execution of a LaptopSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDValley of Fire State Park, NevadaRobowarsAustralia DayFiesta LatinaGavin’s FuneralAustralia DayFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareCar AccidentBrisbane, AgainWoodford, Tents & FireworksMy Teeth HurtFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopWalking up Mount GravattCollege’s CrossingAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsMarch OphthalmologyThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsLittle PlanetsSlacklining & AcroThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtThe Stairway to KnowledgeInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesWide EyedSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionHip Hop, Movies & FoodAfrica DayTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentMortdecaiHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalCollege’s CrossingBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Bris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyNorthbrook GorgesBronwen’s Birthday BookBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkPolice remove Blaise & AmyWorld Naked Bike RideThe Motor Room Protest PicnicPoint Reyes to Fort BraggThe Wisdom ToothBronwen’s BirthdayBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringA Very Bad DayHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairI buy a New CarAwfully HotLas Vegas, NevadaBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroValley Fiesta & SlackliningQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringBirthday ShirtsThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadNeon Pop 2016Vietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowThe Temples of Tamil NaduChristmas CarolsDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreThe Persian KitchenA Week of FoodSwell Sculpture FestivalI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayValerie’s Second ComingStradbroke IslandPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsAcro at Davies ParkInterludeThe Election & The Toll TunnelYosemite National Park, CaliforniaCanyonlands National Park, UtahBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016The Coin MachineBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014The House of Fandom MarketsTorches, Tax & DinnerCanon EOS 7DMore Torches & Some ThaiEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopWorld Science FestivalAnother Wisdom ToothDaisy Hill Koala CentreThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownLet There Be LightFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Welcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalRockets & ScarecrowsBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarPittsworth & Light PaintingExxopolis & Street ReadsNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseChristmas & My BirthdayWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryMa Baker’s TonicThe iPhone 6 PlusLate & FlatmatesThe Girl with the Dragon TattooThe Week after WoodfordCollege’s CrossingHot, Inspired & PensiveElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensEarly ChristmasPre-Woodford WoesSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireIsland Vibe Festival 2014Kondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayBryce Canyon National Park, UtahWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWaterliningBronwen’s Frizzy HairGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaMy Last Day at WorkBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Quitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleMy Father’s PassingRobowars 2015 NationalsSabine says GoodbyeThe Death of my Galaxy NoteWinning a TV & Bright LightsThe first entry in my journalANZAC DayThe DentistSacramento, CaliforniaCoomera CircuitBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007The Netbook, The Diseases, & TomWabbit SeasonMacro Tubes & RiverfireAlexandria Bay, NoosaMy Last Two Weeks at MettroThe Vigil for Baby AshaThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveThe DentistDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensShandina’s PhotosThe Haircut & Not The SteamersSan Francisco, CaliforniaThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningGreta’s WeddingFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopStradbroke Island & NatalieSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Brisbane Open House 2015Hayfever, Paintball & FloodingEasterIKEA-poisoningHandel’s SolomonRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsEurope, Egypt & AfricaComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalComputers Suck