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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Free the Nipple PicnicPittsworth Light PaintingHandel’s SolomonWoodford, Tents & FireworksStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralExtreme KayakingThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtPolice remove Blaise & AmyFat PicnicHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalHip Hop, Movies & FoodBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Sacramento, CaliforniaStradbroke Island & NatalieStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairCollege’s CrossingBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringCollege’s CrossingSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourChristmas CarolsThe DentistSculpture by the SeaHanging Rock ChaletsWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Woodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011The Civil DisputeI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Brisbane, AgainSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalSan Francisco, CaliforniaThe Vigil for Baby AshaWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajBronwen’s Birthday BookWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Slacklining & Sunset GatheringPre-Woodford WoesMy Teeth HurtSymphony under the StarsThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsSlacklining & AcroEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveThe KGB Don’t Find MeRockets & ScarecrowsCollege’s Crossing FloodedLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingSabine says GoodbyeRobowars 2015 NationalsHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairLas Vegas, NevadaEasterStradbroke IslandNeon Pop 2016Bris Bricks Lego ExhibitionThe iPhone 6 PlusStradbroke IslandFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistWalking up Mount GravattValley Fiesta & SlackliningSpring Hill Alive FestivalMarch OphthalmologyPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeStradbroke IslandBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringThe Return of Sabine20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseFat PicnicThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningThe Jungle BookThe first entry in my journalEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopI buy a New CarQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleCedar Creek and the ToiletLate & FlatmatesInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalThe Girl with the Dragon TattooMa Baker’s TonicPop-up ConspiracyWide EyedFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresLos Angeles, CaliforniaPittsworth & Light PaintingThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadCanyonlands National Park, UtahWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Macro SydneyBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Bushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingKallidad & the Washing MachineWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayMortdecaiTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalBryce Canyon National Park, UtahThe Election & The Toll TunnelAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseSeven YearsArches National Park, UtahMaz Flies to AmericaSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeThe Stairway to KnowledgeBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Hogswatch in JulyBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008My Car BreaksMaz’s FarewellNeon Pop 2015A Very Bad DayThe Wisdom ToothBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsBrisbane G20 SummitBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoAnother Wisdom ToothRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Zion National Park, UtahLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryGavin’s FuneralTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookShandina’s PhotosFiesta LatinaWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalA Week of FoodKurbaanCanon EOS 7DApril DazeDeath of a TeapotWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14My Father’s PassingThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Bronwen’s BirthdaySpring is Sprung!Winning a TV & Bright LightsThe Motor Room Protest PicnicBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Brisbane Open House 2015Car AccidentInterview & Dental Check-upSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroThe FloodBronwen’s Frizzy HairThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensMore Torches & Some ThaiYosemite National Park, CaliforniaRobowarsValerie’s Second ComingFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveMapleton FallsBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyThe Endodontist: Part 2Coomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010The Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalAustralia DayMoonfestWest End Fire FestivalTorches, Tax & DinnerTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtSquatting after the FloodGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaQueensland Wind and BrassAbbey Medieval FestivalPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseChristmas & My BirthdayThe Year of the GoatSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyIKEA-poisoningWorld Science FestivalRiverfireChristmas LightsChristmas LightsAwfully HotMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDNorthbrook GorgesMy Last Two Weeks at MettroCollege’s CrossingThe Vigil for Baby AshaThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireExxopolis & Street ReadsCannon Firing at Fort LyttonGoing Between & Car Re-TiringSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaStormyValley FiestaLittle PlanetsTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalClem7, & An Apple NotebookSydney & Sculpture by the SeaBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Pulling apart computersInterludeThe Execution of a LaptopFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopPoint Reyes to Fort BraggA Taxing TimePreparing for IndiaOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroLet There Be LightSwell Sculpture FestivalSore ThroatFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe DreamingWorld Naked Bike RideCoomera CircuitAfrica DayMy Last Day at WorkThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Quitting Work & Fighting HospitalsRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalHot, Inspired & PensiveThe Coin MachineGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyWaterliningThe Persian KitchenThe Week after WoodfordSlacklining & AcroAlice in WonderlandStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsIsland Vibe Festival 2014The DentistRiverfire & RiverbreakfastSlacklining & AcroThai FoodStorms & Air-ConditioningBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalAcro at Davies ParkLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Hayfever, Paintball & FloodingEkka Flu & The SupermoonThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreThe Dentist & The CrownANZAC DayWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerMoving HouseVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingValley of Fire State Park, NevadaThe Haircut & Not The SteamersWoodford Folk FestivalMaz Moves OutThe Death of my Galaxy NoteLas Vegas, NevadaDaisy Hill Koala CentreChristmas LightsKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BaySpringFlare Festival of ColoursCedar Creek FallsThe Temples of Tamil NaduRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Slacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringBoondall WetlandsThe House of Fandom MarketsBirthday ShirtsSwell Sculpture FestivalA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreLaryngitisMacro Tubes & RiverfireIn The MiddleAlexandria Bay, NoosaWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingComputers SuckGreta’s WeddingEurope, Egypt & AfricaAustralia DayWabbit SeasonNothing of any interestEarly ChristmasBronwen’s HairCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Take Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable Development