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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

The Civil DisputeBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Lockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringMoonfestThe Vigil for Baby AshaThe first entry in my journalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalInterview & Dental Check-upBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Mitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalChristmas LightsThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensCollege’s CrossingSymphony under the StarsMa Baker’s TonicBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoPulling apart computersQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsThe DreamingSeven YearsExtreme KayakingPolice remove Blaise & AmyBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009The Motor Room Protest PicnicPreparing for IndiaSan Francisco, CaliforniaThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsClem7, & An Apple NotebookNeon Pop 2015Paddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingThe Jungle BookDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringDaisy Hill Koala CentreFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraComputers SuckKallidad & the Washing MachineHayfever, Paintball & FloodingFat PicnicRobowarsAbbey Medieval FestivalMacro Tubes & RiverfireSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalHot, Inspired & PensiveWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalThe Vigil for Baby AshaPittsworth & Light PaintingAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsStradbroke IslandRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsCannon Firing at Fort LyttonEarly ChristmasStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Coomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesAustralia DayBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingThe DentistMy Last Two Weeks at MettroTorches, Tax & DinnerEurope, Egypt & AfricaStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeSlacklining & AcroThe Temples of Tamil NaduValley of Fire State Park, NevadaCar AccidentPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairStradbroke Island & NatalieSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroCedar Creek FallsWoodford, Tents & FireworksSwell Sculpture FestivalRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireSlacklining & AcroThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016College’s Crossing20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseBirthday ShirtsStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomThe House of Fandom MarketsPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseWoodford Folk FestivalMacro SydneyAlice in WonderlandBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Brisbane, AgainInterludeVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowNeon Pop 2016The Persian KitchenMoving HouseMy Father’s PassingWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeWide EyedThe Stairway to KnowledgeFree the Nipple PicnicThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtFat PicnicBryce Canyon National Park, UtahThe Coin MachineLittle PlanetsCollege’s CrossingGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaValerie’s Second ComingThe Year of the GoatMaz Flies to AmericaSore ThroatFiesta LatinaHandel’s SolomonBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarBronwen’s BirthdayWorld Science FestivalThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Stradbroke IslandSpringFlare Festival of ColoursNothing of any interestPoint Reyes to Fort BraggWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16More Torches & Some ThaiBrisbane Open House 2015Cedar Creek and the ToiletThe Death of my Galaxy NoteSculpture by the SeaLaryngitisGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerWaterliningFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalAcro at Davies ParkWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalStormyArches National Park, UtahMy Last Day at WorkEasterDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaThe DentistBrisbane G20 SummitYosemite National Park, CaliforniaA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe Return of SabineIsland Vibe Festival 2014Flinder’s Peak & Secret CaveDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Suitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourThe Endodontist: Part 2ANZAC DayAwfully HotNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadThe Week after WoodfordEkka Flu & The SupermoonBoondall WetlandsMaz’s FarewellMapleton FallsA Taxing TimeAfrica DayRiverfireThe Execution of a LaptopQueensland Wind and BrassRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadChristmas LightsApril DazeBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14College’s Crossing FloodedLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Squatting after the FloodComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalThe Election & The Toll TunnelChristmas CarolsMy Car BreaksSydney & Sculpture by the SeaPittsworth Light PaintingMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkGoing Between & Car Re-TiringWest End Fire FestivalWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15The West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinValley Fiesta & SlackliningLate & FlatmatesThe FloodRockets & ScarecrowsCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandBronwen’s Birthday BookStradbroke IslandGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Winning a TV & Bright LightsWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalBronwen’s HairThe Girl with the Dragon TattooWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingWorld Naked Bike RideBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkBronwen’s Frizzy HairThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Natural Bridge Glow Worm CaveA Very Bad DayCanyonlands National Park, UtahSpring Hill Alive FestivalHogswatch in JulyThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarThai FoodSlacklining & Sunset GatheringDeath of a TeapotHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalThe Haircut & Not The SteamersHanging Rock ChaletsWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Christmas & My BirthdayTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareLas Vegas, NevadaThe iPhone 6 PlusCanon EOS 7DBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Quitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleExxopolis & Street ReadsCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistShandina’s PhotosFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopAlexandria Bay, NoosaSlacklining & AcroThe KGB Don’t Find MeMy Teeth HurtCoomera CircuitKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalIKEA-poisoningSpring is Sprung!Los Angeles, CaliforniaWabbit SeasonKurbaanA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensSabine says GoodbyeSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringSwell Sculpture FestivalPre-Woodford WoesAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaStorms & Air-ConditioningI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsAnother Wisdom ToothLet There Be LightA Week of FoodI buy a New CarHip Hop, Movies & FoodGavin’s FuneralSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyGreta’s WeddingThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionIn The MiddleSacramento, CaliforniaMortdecaiMarch OphthalmologyMaz Moves OutThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsChristmas LightsThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Australia DayThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreRiverfire & RiverbreakfastAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsLas Vegas, NevadaLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingNorthbrook GorgesPop-up ConspiracyRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetWalking up Mount GravattValley FiestaBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015The Dentist & The CrownSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Zion National Park, UtahThe Wisdom ToothRobowars 2015 Nationals