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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

The Civil DisputeMy Last Day at WorkThe Dentist & The CrownBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Bushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingRobowars 2015 NationalsRiverfireShandina’s PhotosQueensland Wind and BrassSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalMy Father’s PassingFat PicnicBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensGavin’s FuneralSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyFree the Nipple PicnicBoondall WetlandsHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalValley Fiesta & SlackliningEarly ChristmasWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalMarch OphthalmologySwell Sculpture FestivalRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsHayfever, Paintball & FloodingNorthbrook GorgesThe Endodontist: Part 2Brisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarThe iPhone 6 PlusA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe Year of the GoatLaryngitisThe FloodBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsAbbey Medieval FestivalHip Hop, Movies & FoodExxopolis & Street ReadsSpring is Sprung!Home, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairRockets & ScarecrowsNothing of any interestBronwen’s BirthdayFlinder’s Peak & Secret CavePre-Woodford WoesThe House of Fandom MarketsMapleton FallsThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsChristmas LightsAlice in WonderlandBirthday ShirtsThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtHogswatch in JulySan Francisco, CaliforniaChristmas LightsWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopKallidad & the Washing MachineNeon Pop 2015Slacklining & AcroArches National Park, UtahThe Return of SabineBrisbane Open House 2015Wabbit SeasonComputers SuckI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsEasterThe DentistSeven YearsInterview & Dental Check-upThe Vigil for Baby AshaThe Wisdom ToothWorld Science FestivalCanon EOS 7DAcro at Davies ParkWoodford, Tents & FireworksStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairMaz Flies to AmericaNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14The Haircut & Not The SteamersStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerFat PicnicLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalCollege’s CrossingThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourA Taxing TimeMaz’s FarewellClem7, & An Apple NotebookThe Coin MachineAustralia DayRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringFiesta LatinaSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroPreparing for IndiaNeon Pop 2016Woodford Folk Festival & The DreamingThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringThe Girl with the Dragon TattooThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalHot, Inspired & PensiveGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerSacramento, CaliforniaTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookCollege’s Crossing FloodedThe first entry in my journalChristmas LightsInterludeThe Persian KitchenCannon Firing at Fort LyttonMa Baker’s TonicGreta’s WeddingThe DentistValerie’s Second ComingThe Vigil for Baby AshaWinning a TV & Bright LightsEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkStorms & Air-ConditioningANZAC DayStormySabine says GoodbyeWaterliningFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopThe Week after WoodfordBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Propaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseMacro Tubes & RiverfireCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistCanyonlands National Park, UtahBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Vietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsSore ThroatPop-up ConspiracyBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekSquatting after the FloodRobowarsSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringThe KGB Don’t Find MeThe Stairway to KnowledgeAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaAustralia DayStradbroke Island & NatalieZion National Park, UtahTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentGoing Between & Car Re-TiringStradbroke IslandLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarLet There Be LightStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsThe Temples of Tamil NaduOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroDeath of a TeapotMaz Moves OutI buy a New CarCollege’s CrossingWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008The Motor Room Protest PicnicStradbroke IslandA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyPoint Reyes to Fort BraggWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkSlacklining & Sunset GatheringCedar Creek and the ToiletCar AccidentThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningWest End Fire FestivalPittsworth Light PaintingMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Bronwen’s HairCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandA Week of FoodThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Little PlanetsMacro SydneySculpture by the SeaDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaThai FoodWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingExtreme KayakingPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016West End Full Moon Fire FestivalPittsworth & Light PaintingBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Europe, Egypt & AfricaBronwen’s Frizzy HairAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsMore Torches & Some ThaiRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Slacklining & AcroSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadMoonfestAfrica DayIKEA-poisoningThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinMoving HouseThe Jungle BookBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Springbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgePolice remove Blaise & AmyRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Bris Bricks Lego ExhibitionMy Last Two Weeks at MettroThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Robowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Slacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtHandel’s SolomonBrisbane G20 SummitAnother Wisdom ToothSymphony under the StarsLos Angeles, CaliforniaGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaLate & FlatmatesRiverfire & RiverbreakfastThe Death of my Galaxy NoteAwfully HotSpring Hill Alive FestivalTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkCedar Creek FallsDaisy Hill Koala CentreCoomera CircuitLas Vegas, NevadaA Very Bad DayWide EyedMortdecaiHanging Rock ChaletsWalking up Mount GravattSydney & Sculpture by the SeaSwell Sculpture FestivalNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveBryce Canyon National Park, UtahYosemite National Park, CaliforniaTorches, Tax & DinnerThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarWorld Naked Bike RideIsland Vibe Festival 2014Bronwen’s Birthday BookThe Execution of a LaptopKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayEkka Flu & The SupermoonInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareThe Election & The Toll TunnelTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalValley of Fire State Park, NevadaChristmas CarolsComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalPulling apart computersCollege’s CrossingThe DreamingKurbaanAlexandria Bay, NoosaBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!SpringFlare Festival of ColoursWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Christmas & My BirthdaySlacklining & AcroThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Earthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopIn The MiddleValley FiestaLas Vegas, NevadaStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralMy Car BreaksQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009April DazeWoodford Folk FestivalBrisbane, AgainStradbroke IslandWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16My Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkMy Teeth HurtThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling Competition20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar Eclipse