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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Hogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralNeon Pop 2016Northbrook GorgesHot, Inspired & PensiveThe DreamingBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalStormySpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Chopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarAnother Wisdom ToothThe House of Fandom MarketsSore ThroatChristmas CarolsHogswatch in JulyBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Fat PicnicRobowars 2015 NationalsBrisbane, AgainWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayMy Car BreaksAfrica DayThe Year of the GoatBronwen’s Frizzy HairStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairChristmas LightsBrisbane G20 SummitRiverfire & RiverbreakfastThe Endodontist: Part 2The Vigil for Baby AshaLet There Be LightBoondall WetlandsWoodford Folk FestivalPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingLittle PlanetsThe Civil DisputeYosemite National Park, CaliforniaMy Teeth HurtSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedySuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingWide EyedCedar Creek FallsEurope, Egypt & AfricaThe Week after WoodfordCannon Firing at Fort LyttonValley of Fire State Park, NevadaThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaMaz Flies to AmericaWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalMacro SydneyMaz Moves OutIn The MiddleBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsAustralia DayWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajI buy a New CarArches National Park, UtahCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekPulling apart computersMarch OphthalmologyThe Coin MachineDeath of a TeapotIsland Vibe Festival 2014More Torches & Some ThaiQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinMy Last Two Weeks at MettroMortdecaiRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Preparing for IndiaThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopBronwen’s HairPre-Woodford WoesStradbroke IslandBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingChristmas LightsThe Girl with the Dragon TattooTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Bronwen’s Birthday BookPittsworth & Light PaintingBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarNeon Pop 2015Canyonlands National Park, UtahPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehousePop-up ConspiracySacramento, CaliforniaTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentCollege’s CrossingLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningPolice remove Blaise & AmyShandina’s PhotosSwell Sculpture FestivalThe Temples of Tamil NaduThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalAlice in WonderlandIKEA-poisoningSlacklining & AcroKallidad & the Washing MachineWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahRobowarsThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionSan Francisco, CaliforniaMoonfestTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookWoodford, Tents & FireworksPittsworth Light PaintingNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsComputers SuckSlacklining & Sunset GatheringMaz’s FarewellThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsDaisy Hill Koala CentreThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtPoint Reyes to Fort BraggFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopThe Vigil for Baby AshaHayfever, Paintball & FloodingThe Return of SabineFat PicnicCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007ANZAC DayEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkSculpture by the SeaWabbit SeasonEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Anonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaSydney & Sculpture by the SeaExtreme KayakingFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveExxopolis & Street ReadsWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16I am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsCollege’s CrossingRiverfireQueensland Wind and BrassEasterGoing Between & Car Re-TiringCedar Creek and the ToiletSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringA Very Bad DayKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeThe Wisdom ToothChristmas LightsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Brisbane Zombie Walk 2008KurbaanInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesTorches, Tax & DinnerGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyThe FloodValley FiestaA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensLas Vegas, NevadaVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowSunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsRockets & ScarecrowsBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionInterview & Dental Check-upHandel’s SolomonSpring is Sprung!Las Vegas, NevadaThe KGB Don’t Find MeWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroStradbroke IslandAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsCollege’s CrossingAustralia DayBryce Canyon National Park, UtahDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Spring Hill Alive FestivalWest End Fire FestivalThe DentistBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyBronwen’s BirthdayNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseMy Father’s PassingZion National Park, UtahA Taxing TimeThe Haircut & Not The SteamersA Week of FoodStorms & Air-ConditioningWorld Science FestivalStradbroke IslandRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsThai FoodAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeThe iPhone 6 PlusRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Greta’s WeddingThe Motor Room Protest PicnicClem7, & An Apple NotebookWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011My Last Day at WorkWinning a TV & Bright LightsWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingThe Execution of a LaptopAwfully HotCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14The Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Lockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalThe Election & The Toll TunnelEarly ChristmasBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Brisbane Open House 2015SpringFlare Festival of ColoursRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015The Dentist & The CrownLos Angeles, CaliforniaMapleton FallsSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsWorld Naked Bike RideMoving HouseValerie’s Second ComingFiesta LatinaBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014WaterliningThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreSquatting after the FloodChristmas & My BirthdayCar AccidentThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensThe Stairway to KnowledgeHip Hop, Movies & FoodSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairInterludeMacro Tubes & RiverfireNothing of any interestAlexandria Bay, NoosaFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresSymphony under the StarsMa Baker’s TonicStradbroke Island & NatalieThe first entry in my journalCoomera CircuitThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadCollege’s Crossing FloodedBirthday ShirtsDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetGavin’s FuneralLaryngitisComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroSlacklining & AcroFree the Nipple PicnicBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringThe DentistLate & Flatmates20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalSeven YearsThe Jungle BookSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkSlacklining & AcroValley Fiesta & SlackliningThe Solar Eclipse of 2012April DazeBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoCanon EOS 7DHanging Rock ChaletsThe Persian KitchenAbbey Medieval FestivalWalking up Mount GravattThe Death of my Galaxy NoteTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalAcro at Davies ParkSabine says GoodbyeDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Ekka Flu & The SupermoonSwell Sculpture Festival