Welcome — Ned Martin’s Dot Org

Ned Martin’s Dot Org

v3: Printed on 100% recycled electrons. - 339,128 visitors - Wednesday 20th September, 2017

Last visited 4 seconds ago!
Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Interview & Dental Check-upBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Bronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi ToylandTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalWorld Science FestivalSpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalThe Execution of a LaptopThe Jungle BookSlacklining & AcroAnother Wisdom ToothBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingNeon Pop 2015Sacramento, CaliforniaIKEA-poisoningThe House of Fandom MarketsWabbit SeasonBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Wilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalRobowars 2015 NationalsTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookBrisbane G20 SummitNeon Pop 2016The Endodontist: Part 2Tamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe DreamingOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroDaisy Hill Koala CentreEasterLas Vegas, NevadaMy Car BreaksThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtPittsworth Light PaintingLas Vegas, NevadaInterludeChristmas & My BirthdayI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsBoondall WetlandsMy Last Day at WorkTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalPolice remove Blaise & AmyValley Fiesta & SlackliningPoint Reyes to Fort BraggCollege’s CrossingPulling apart computersWalking up Mount GravattStorms & Air-ConditioningIsland Vibe Festival 2014The 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtThe Week after WoodfordBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Preparing for IndiaGoing Between & Car Re-TiringStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomBronwen’s HairAlexandria Bay, NoosaA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalMoonfestLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryBryce Canyon National Park, UtahComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesAlice in WonderlandThe Vigil for Baby AshaAwfully HotFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresThe Steamers (Attempt Five)Robowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireSabine says GoodbyeApril DazeThe Girl with the Dragon TattooPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerSwell Sculpture FestivalNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveThe DentistCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkMaz Moves OutSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyThe KGB Don’t Find MeMy Teeth HurtMy Father’s PassingThe Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringThe first entry in my journalSan Francisco, CaliforniaPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010The Solar Eclipse of 2012Australia DayBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013Maz’s FarewellChristmas LightsSquatting after the FloodNorthbrook GorgesWorld Naked Bike RideSlacklining & AcroEkka Flu & The SupermoonSizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BaySunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaThe Death of my Galaxy NoteRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Roving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetStradbroke IslandRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Brisbane Zombie Walk 2009Pittsworth & Light PaintingBronwen’s Birthday BookGreta’s WeddingTorches, Tax & DinnerThe Dentist & The CrownMoving HouseBronwen’s Frizzy HairCanon EOS 7DAbbey Medieval FestivalLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingPop-up ConspiracyThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistBirthday ShirtsMa Baker’s TonicBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionClem7, & An Apple NotebookBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016Brisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalFree the Nipple PicnicThe Coin MachineMore Torches & Some ThaiThe Haircut & Not The SteamersShandina’s PhotosQueensland Wind and BrassCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandCollege’s Crossing FloodedSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeThe Wisdom ToothEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopMy Last Two Weeks at MettroThai FoodBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayThe Stairway to KnowledgeA Very Bad DayAcro at Davies ParkBrisbane Zombie Walk 2007Spring Hill Alive FestivalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalChristmas LightsMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindleBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekBronwen’s BirthdayThe Return of SabineWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15The Vigil for Baby AshaBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarSpringFlare Festival of ColoursCollege’s CrossingValerie’s Second ComingThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadSore ThroatCoomera CircuitHip Hop, Movies & FoodMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseZion National Park, UtahLate & FlatmatesDallas, Texas, United States of AmericaEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkThe DentistThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomCannon Firing at Fort LyttonSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourStradbroke Island & NatalieThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsMacro SydneyRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsRiverfirePre-Woodford WoesThe Civil DisputeBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoAustralia DayThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsCedar Creek FallsStradbroke IslandCanyonlands National Park, UtahFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareFiesta LatinaWoodford Folk Festival & The DreamingBrisbane, AgainThe Temples of Tamil NaduWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14Mapleton FallsThe Election & The Toll TunnelTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentStradbroke IslandMortdecaiFat PicnicSydney & Sculpture by the SeaThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopArches National Park, UtahVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowIn The MiddleWest End Fire FestivalHogswatch in JulyWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Winning a TV & Bright LightsThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeRiverfire & RiverbreakfastLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalRockets & ScarecrowsHanging Rock ChaletsThe Year of the GoatThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahSlacklining & Sunset GatheringHome, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairChristmas CarolsLittle PlanetsA Week of FoodI buy a New CarSwell Sculpture FestivalHandel’s SolomonThe Motor Room Protest PicnicStormyWoodford, Tents & FireworksThe FloodA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensFat PicnicSpring is Sprung!Wide EyedWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajNothing of any interestRobowarsBrisbane Open House 2015Woodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011Europe, Egypt & AfricaThe Persian KitchenGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaGavin’s FuneralSculpture by the SeaHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalA Taxing TimeFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveValley FiestaMaz Flies to AmericaGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyChristmas LightsLet There Be Light20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarSlacklining & AcroAfrica DayWaterliningDeath of a TeapotThe iPhone 6 PlusLos Angeles, CaliforniaKallidad & the Washing MachineSymphony under the StarsComputers SuckExtreme KayakingEarly ChristmasYosemite National Park, CaliforniaWoodford Folk FestivalAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsKurbaanChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001ANZAC DayThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Stradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsLaryngitisExxopolis & Street ReadsStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralCollege’s CrossingQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsSeven YearsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Hayfever, Paintball & FloodingMacro Tubes & RiverfireWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalCedar Creek and the ToiletSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkCar AccidentHot, Inspired & PensiveThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreMarch OphthalmologyValley of Fire State Park, Nevada