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Ned Martin’s Dot Org

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Ned and Bronwen
Welcome to v3, the third incarnation of my personal website.
v3 is a stylistically diverse site. That’s the point of it. The freedom to style each page how I want, easily, without any restrictions—while still keeping some semblance of order. Total anarchy isn’t for me. The menu up the top is your friend. It’s the one thing that’s always there.
v2 was a very fixed site. Every page, every section, was exactly the same—stylistically speaking—as every other page. It’s still there—go have a look. It was heavily focused on standards compliance, accessibility, and all that jazz. It seemed the “right” way to design a perfectionist’s site back then. Now I’ve moved on. Order in chaos is my current goal.

v1 was my first attempt at a “proper” website. I’ll get it online if I can find the source code.

amused3 Because Someone Has to Be:
Ned MartinI believe you can tell a lot about a person from what amuses them, or sometimes, what doesn’t amuse them, so when I come across something that amuses me, I put it on my amused site. Plus it’s a lot of fun.

There’s usually a few revealing things hanging around at my public file depository too, although be aware that, despite the name, they may not actually be intended for public view—read the disclaimer first.


All of this, and more, can be found from the menu, or check out the site map.

Hard Answers
HardAnswers.net It’s where you go for all those hard answers—or if you have a question you need an answer for. A useful site, by Ned Martin. HardAnswers.net

the-i.org – Ned Martin’s Online Persona

I also have a website devoted to my online persona, “thei”, where you will find some of my photography, including some of myself, the-i.org along with some information about me and where I live, amongst other things. There are also instructions for getting in contact with me via MSN or IRC, my musical tastes, and a whole lot more

Ekka Flu & The SupermoonA New Laptop, Stradbroke & RejectsSuitcase Rummage, Slacklining & AcroLas Vegas, NevadaAnonymous, Lightning, Hospital & AmericaThe DreamingFat PicnicWoodford Folk Festival 2014/15Storms & Air-ConditioningThe Election & The Toll TunnelBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride 2016My Last Two Weeks at MettroRiverfireWalking up Mount GravattI buy a New CarStradbroke Island, The “Straddie Salute” Triathlon, & Moonrise KingdomAnother Wisdom ToothThe Dentist & The Preliminary CrownSlacklining & AcroThe Death of my Galaxy NoteFixing Bronwen’s Mum’s LaptopExtreme KayakingCanon EOS 7DAwfully HotStorms, Nachos, Anger & Laptop RepairHayfever, Paintball & FloodingTorches, Tax & DinnerDeath of a TeapotDeadpool, Toothache & The Media CentreWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalArches National Park, UtahBogans, Scarecrows & Cedar CreekThe Solar Eclipse of 2012Sabine says GoodbyeAustralia DayKallidad & the Washing MachineBrisbane Zombie Walk 2009Dallas, Texas, United States of AmericaZion National Park, UtahThe Wisdom ToothGermination: Greens Gabba Ward Volunteers and Supporters PartyWoodford Folk Festival 2013/14Sore ThroatBrisbane Zombie Walk 2010Hot, Inspired & PensiveThe Year of the GoatThai FoodRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2016Europe, Egypt & AfricaWoodford, Tents & FireworksQuitting Work, Buying Flights & a KindlePreparing for IndiaBronwen’s HairWork, Hanaichi & Halim’s Indian TajBronwen’s Frizzy HairBronwen’s BirthdayYosemite National Park, CaliforniaAustralia DayThe KGB Don’t Find MeBrisbane Zombie Walk 2011Squatting after the FloodWoodford, Rain, Relationship Woes & 2011West End Fire FestivalInterview & Dental Check-upThe Stairway to KnowledgePop-up ConspiracyThe Coin MachineValley of Fire State Park, NevadaThe Fort Lytton Cosplay Shoot & Amigurumi Toyland20 Bread Rolls, A Brainstem Infection & A Lunar EclipseRoving Conspiracy at 42 Mollison StreetDotty at GoMA: We Miss You Magic Land!Woodford Folk Festival & The DreamingBrisbane, after Woodford; Canberra & Maz’s New CarThunderbolts and Lightning: Very, Very FrighteningRiverfire & RiverbreakfastThe Haircut & Not The SteamersBrisbane Zombie Walk 2015Police remove Blaise & AmySizzler, Slacklining & Sunset GatheringMy Teeth HurtMa Baker’s TonicRio Rhythmics Carnaval 2015Sunday Live, Byron Bay, Speakers & MustangsThe Execution of a LaptopHandel’s SolomonMaz Moves OutPaddington Fair, Jokes & Suitcase RummagingFat PicnicThe Eight Dollar MilkshakeBrisbane Zombie Walk 2008Brisbane Zombie Walk 2007Moving HouseStradbroke IslandTake Action for Affordable Housing and Sustainable DevelopmentChristmas LightsRoving Conspiracy at 63 Annerley RoadBronwen’s Cyborg Finger & Purling Brook FallsThe Motor Room Protest PicnicApril DazeThe Persian KitchenComedy Hypnosis, Ailan Kores, Bastille Day, Sunset Gathering, Thai-ish Food & the Epicurean FestivalBoondall WetlandsCollege’s CrossingMy Car BreaksVietnam Veteran’s 2015 Bike, Trike and Hot Rod ShowFlinder’s Peak & Secret CaveGoing Between & Car Re-TiringBris Bricks Lego ExhibitionLock ‘n’ Load, The Steamers & The UnwarpingSwell Sculpture FestivalBronwen’s Birthday BookLaryngitisThe 6th Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtWelcome, Clem7 & Hurt LockerMoonfestCollege’s CrossingIn The MiddleChristmas & My BirthdayCedar Creek and the ToiletMy Last Day at WorkLinda and Bill’s Ruby Wedding AnniversaryRobowarsMaz’s FarewellAlexandria Bay, NoosaEasterPropaganda, Flooding & Tom’s Confectionery WarehouseCanyonlands National Park, UtahSpringbrook, Twin Falls & Natural BridgeSouth Bank’s Regional Flavours FestivalWoodford Folk Festival 2015/16Late & FlatmatesTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalThe Return of SabineANZAC DayHip Hop, Movies & FoodMortdecaiNorthbrook GorgesGasses Damaging to the Ozone LayerFighting Sugar & Cleaning My LaptopSlacklining & Sunset GatheringAcro at Davies ParkCoomera CircuitLos Angeles, CaliforniaThe FloodThe House of Fandom MarketsBrisbane Zombie Walk 2013WaterliningMacro SydneyKurbaanRobowars 2015 NationalsFree the Nipple PicnicStradbroke IslandSick, Retiring, RAM & ComedyPittsworth Light PaintingClem7, & An Apple NotebookCC the Cat & the Julia Rose BandExxopolis & Street ReadsSydney & Sculpture by the SeaBushwalking O’Reilly’s, Leeches & ItchingElection 2013: Krishna’s Birthday, The Fire, The Snake, Serbians, The Kurilpa Derby & Alexandra’s Bass GuitarSuitcase Rummages, Mini Bike Trainers & Earth HourWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalValley FiestaWilsons Lookout, Dinosaur Pasta & The Security CameraA Week of FoodStradbroke Island & Ida’s FuneralLas Vegas, NevadaChristmas CarolsThe Indian Journal: October 2000 – January 2001Pre-Woodford WoesMacro Tubes & RiverfireCar AccidentThe Vigil for Baby AshaThe DentistTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalNothing of any interestSymphony under the StarsThe Three Worlds Fire Twirling CompetitionWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalQueensland Wind and BrassGavin’s FuneralBrisbane Zombie Walk 2014Africa DayRallies, Movies, Indians & RobotsOrienteering, Slacklining & AcroWinning a TV & Bright LightsBryce Canyon National Park, UtahFiesta LatinaSculpture by the SeaChristmas LightsGrand Canyon National Park, ArizonaThe Dentist & My New Sigma 18-35mm f/1.8 DC HSM Art lensA Very Bad DayStradbroke, Ants, Mosquitoes & Gum NutsEaster: Scouts, Stanthorpe, Girraween & WorkCannon Firing at Fort LyttonWherein I get a new bike & the moon goes awayA Funeral, Classical Music, Cowboys & AliensMaz Flies to AmericaQuitting Work & Fighting HospitalsDaisy Hill Koala CentreChopping Tree, Hitting Car, Scanning EarFamily Dinner, Sizzlers, & CloudflareThe Return of Valerie & The Pressurised HeadAlice in WonderlandBrisbane Open House, West End Festival, & Brisbane Kite FestivalBris Brick’s Lego Exhibition & Roving ConspiracyRobowars 2012 Nationals & RiverfireThe Civil DisputeMore Torches & Some ThaiBrisbane Open House 2015Island Vibe Festival 2014The Pipe Organ & Sunset GatheringThe Harrowing History of my Media CentreWabbit SeasonNatural Bridge Glow Worm CaveSpring is Sprung!The Girl with the Dragon TattooNeon Pop 2015Slacklining & AcroSlacklining & Acro at New Farm ParkPhone buying dramas & StradbrokeAustralian Sand Sculpting ChampionshipsThe Steamers (Attempt Five)The DentistBrisbane G20 SummitHogswatch in JulySpringbrook, Purling Brook Falls & an Upside Down 4WDEarly ChristmasMy Kindle, My Dentist & My Last Day at WorkThe Endodontist: Part 2Home, Frizzy Hair, Pizza & Lens RepairFlooding, Storms & Power FailuresThe Dentist & The CrownThe Vigil for Baby AshaSwell Sculpture FestivalBrisbane No Pants Subway Ride & Sunset GatheringSeven YearsIKEA-poisoningNew Flatmates: Amy & BlaiseValley Fiesta & SlackliningSlacklining & AcroCollege’s Crossing FloodedI am sick, watch The A-Team, & Sabine departsPoint Reyes to Fort BraggMy Father’s PassingSpring Hill Alive FestivalAbbey Medieval FestivalShandina’s PhotosThe Temples of Tamil NaduHogswatch, Acro, Slacklining, Climbing, & the James Street Food & Wine FestivalLet There Be LightMarch OphthalmologySan Francisco, CaliforniaCollege’s CrossingWorld Science FestivalThe first entry in my journalWest End Full Moon Fire FestivalStormyBirthday ShirtsSacramento, CaliforniaBig Sur, Santa Cruz, & the drive to San FranciscoChristmas LightsInvasion Day Rally & Australia Day Esky RacesThe Week after WoodfordInterludeLockyer Powerfest, New Farm v Brisbane Wolves & The Teneriffe FestivalGreta’s WeddingAustralian Surf Life Saving ChampionshipsValerie’s Second ComingSlacklining, Acro & Sunset GatheringThe Valley Fiesta, Bogan Bingo & The Brisbane Grass Roots Music FestivalHanging Rock ChaletsA Taxing TimeSpringFlare Festival of ColoursLittle PlanetsPulling apart computersWoodford Folk FestivalWorld Naked Bike RideTamborine Mountain Scarecrow FestivalMapleton FallsBrisbane, AgainThe West End Block Party, Alexander Hills Hotel, Byron Bay & NimbinRockets & ScarecrowsCedar Creek FallsCoomera Circuit, Lamington National ParkTwin Falls Circuit, SpringbrookThe iPhone 6 PlusThe Rent-a-Bomb, Flash-lit Cactuses & Chinese Dancing GirlsThe Netbook, The Diseases, & TomWide EyedNeon Pop 2016Stradbroke IslandThe Eighth Asia Pacific Triennial of Contemporary ArtKondalilla Falls & Alexandria BayThe Brisbane Festival & Lake KurwongbahPittsworth & Light PaintingComputers SuckMitchell Creek 2014 Rock ‘n’ Blues FestivalStradbroke Island & NatalieEarthlings, Remix & Bronwen’s New LaptopCar Rego, Ant Man, Fruit Toast & The DentistThe Jungle Book