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26.02.2008 – Tuesday 26 February – The Spatula

Morning

• Slept in.

Afternoon

• Drove to Indooroopilly with Stella to get a spatula. Ended up visiting fashion shops instead, and did not get a spatula. “Rushed” slowly to Jaycar in peak hour traffic, bought a USB-controlled power board and a few MOV’s to make surge protectors, then “rushed” slowly home again, then off to Woolworths to get a spatula, then to Eagle Boys for pizza. Then watched “Two Hands” with Grace, Bronwen and Stella, and ate some pancakes Stella made with the new spatula.