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Year View| Highlights| 2008 (Year View – Displaying Summary)

January SummarySummary for January 2008

24.01.2008Thursday 24 January – Off to Cairns
  I drive from Brisbane to Cairns.
28.01.2008Monday 28 January – Cooktown
  I arrive in Cooktown.

February SummarySummary for February 2008

02.02.2008Saturday 2 February – Cairns
  I drive from Cooktown to Cairns & get caught speeding at an 80 to 60 speed zone boundary.
04.02.2008Monday 4 February – Maryborough
  I drive from Cairns to Brisbane.
15.02.2008Friday 15 February – Potential Flatmates
  I meet my new flatmate, Grace, for the first time.

March SummarySummary for March 2008

05.03.2008Wednesday 5 March – Rollerblades
  I buy rollerblades.
21.03.2008Friday 21 March – Stradbroke
  I go to Stradbroke Island.
23.03.2008Sunday 23 March – Pittsworth
  I go to Pittsworth and execute a laptop.

April SummarySummary for April 2008

01.04.2008Tuesday 1 April – Car Accidents & High Speed Internet Nails
  I have a car accident & nearly kill a rubbish truck driver.
21.04.2008Monday 21 April – HTC Hermes
  I buy my first smartphone—an HTC Hermes.

May SummarySummary for May 2008

18.05.2008Sunday 18 May – Coomera Circuit
  I go walk the Coomera Circuit at Binna Burra.
25.05.2008Sunday 25 May – Brisbane Zombie Walk
  Brisbane Zombie Walk.

June SummarySummary for June 2008

02.06.2008Monday 2 June – Interview
  I attend my first SkyNet Interview.
10.06.2008Tuesday 10 June – New Job
  I get a new job at SkyNet.
12.06.2008Thursday 12 June – First Day at Work
  My First Day at SkyNet.
20.06.2008Friday 20 June – Vince & Sarah
  Vince & Sarah visit.
21.06.2008Saturday 21 June – Eruption III
  Bronwen, Vince, Sarah & I attend “Eruption III” Muay Thai Kickboxing fight night.
23.06.2008Monday 23 June – Sam
  I meet Sam for the first time in ages.
30.06.2008Monday 30 June – The Incredible Hulk
  Mum is taken to hospital.

July SummarySummary for July 2008

02.07.2008Wednesday 2 July – Mum’s Cancer
  Mum is diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
05.07.2008Saturday 5 July – New Fridge
  I get a new fridge.
10.07.2008Thursday 10 July – New Media Centre
  I buy a new Media Centre.
20.07.2008Sunday 20 July – Gatton
  I visit Gatton.
23.07.2008Wednesday 23 July – Car Accident
  I am hit by a truck & write off my car in a bad car accident.
24.07.2008Thursday 24 July – Hospital
  I discharge myself from hospital.
25.07.2008Friday 25 July – Cairns
  I fly from Brisbane to Cairns.
26.07.2008Saturday 26 July – Cooktown
  I fly from Cairns to Cooktown.

August SummarySummary for August 2008

02.08.2008Saturday 2 August – New Phone
  I buy my second smartphone.
23.08.2008Saturday 23 August – Mum
  I find out how serious Mum’s cancer is.
27.08.2008Wednesday 27 August – Very Sick, Lots of Limes
  Stella & I are very sick.
29.08.2008Friday 29 August – Cairns
  I fly from Brisbane to Cairns.
30.08.2008Saturday 30 August – Cooktown
  I fly from Cairns to Cooktown.

September SummarySummary for September 2008

01.09.2008Monday 1 September – Cairns
  I fly from Cooktown to Cairns.
02.09.2008Tuesday 2 September – Brisbane
  I fly from Cairns to Brisbane.
11.09.2008Thursday 11 September – Cairns
  I fly from Brisbane to Cairns.
12.09.2008Friday 12 September – Cooktown
  I fly from Cairns to Cooktown.
14.09.2008Sunday 14 September – Dad’s Birthday
  Dad’s Birthday.
15.09.2008Monday 15 September – Cairns
  I fly from Cairns to Cooktown.
16.09.2008Tuesday 16 September – Brisbane
  I fly from Cairns to Brisbane.
21.09.2008Sunday 21 September – Swell Sculpture Festival & wall-E
  Bronwen & I go to Swell Sculpture by the Sea.

October SummarySummary for October 2008

05.10.2008Sunday 5 October – Amberley Airshow
  I go to Amberley Airshow.
09.10.2008Thursday 9 October – Forensic Crash Unit
  The Forensic Crash Unit interview me.

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