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03.08.2004Tuesday 3 August – The Hero & the Mouse

Woe unto those who awake early in the morning, for it is cold, and their toes may freeze. A pox upon those who set eight o’clock compulsory group practicals, for their fate is a sad one.
8am
Wherein our righteous hero learns about CVS, and is reminded of the shortcomings of open-source UNIX based systems.
10am
Wherein our valiant hero tutors 1501 for the first time this semester, with Mandy, and finds the labs mostly full, but has no major problems.
Midday
Wherein our noble hero discovers he is too tired to sit through a two hour COMS3200 lecture, and has to alternate from eye to eye as he doesn’t have enough energy to power both at once – eventually resorting to closing both for only a minute at a time, to revitalize.
Evening
Wherein our gallant hero eats too much at Govinda’s and feels sick.
Comment by Mum – Friday 6 August 2004, 9:00 PM
  Oh gallant one, how is thy tum?
Comment by Ned – Friday 6 August 2004, 11:26 PM
  Wherein our unwell hero eats an extra strong mint because his throat is sore.
Comment by Matt – Sunday 8 August 2004, 11:46 AM
  while (Ned.isSick())
  {
  Matt.laugh();
  }

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