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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Sunday 1 June 2003 (Day View)
01.06.2003 – Sunday 1 June
- • Yawn. I wake up. I look at the clock, wondering if I’ve woken early or late. I think that perhaps it’s around 9 o’clock as that’s about what the light looks like. I am shocked that it is half past four. How can it possibly be this late? How did I sleep in this long? I don’t know.
- • Joe went and got chips, which I smothered in vinegar and tomato sauce. I now feel greasy and unhealthy.
- • A bowl of ice cream with strawberry topping and cream, followed by a bowl of custard and cream, with a handful of cashews to bide me over the time between.
- • I am constantly surprised how people manage to survive without their brains, but I guess animals manage? I am fast becoming convinced that humanity is comprised of utter morons interspersed with the occasional mildly intelligent person. Statistically, I am probably a moron.