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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Tuesday 29 May 2007 (Day View)
29.05.2007 – Tuesday 29 May – Large Teeth
- • Hello. Nothing much to report today. I lazed about in the morning, sleeping in, and worked in the evening. I came across a large, and rather dangerous looking, eating machine on the way home—the sort of thing that would normally come to life on its own, and chase me. Then I stayed up far too late.