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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Saturday 26 May 2007 (Day View)
26.05.2007 – Saturday 26 May – Self Heating Cans of Coffee
- • Quiet morning. Maz and I bussed to Kieran’s, who had a self-heating can of coffee. It has a ring-pull at both ends of the can. This is surely technology for the Australian man at its peak. Only a twenty-four-hour-pausable-sports-channel-remote-control complete with breasts and self-filling stubby cooler could beat this. I feel a little left out, as I don’t drink coffee, beer, or watch sports. I don’t mind breasts though.