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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Monday 25 December 2000 (Day View)
25.12.2000 – Monday 25 December – Christmas Day
- • I had apple pie and ice cream for breakfast, followed by five samosas. I am very tired, which isn’t that surprising seeing as I’ve pretty well been not sleeping – and didn’t at all last night. Neil came around for dinner and we stayed up late. This place is just so peaceful; there are no worries on my mind. It’s also my birthday; I guess my body must be 20 years old now, if you don’t include the time within the womb.