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19.07.2006 – Wednesday 19 July – Tristram Shandy: A Cock & Bull Story

Day

• I worked as per usual.

Night

• Bronwen and I saw the fifth and final movie in my series of five movies in five days, at five different cinemas—“Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story”—at the Palace. I was rather disappointed, as I had been expecting a great British comedy—which it certainly didn’t live up to—but it was an enjoyable, if confusing and patchwork, movie.