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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Friday 18 May 2007 (Day View)
18.05.2007 – Friday 18 May – Anger, Birthday Presents & The Greek
- • I’m having a crap day, for no known reason. Nothing has gone particularly wrong; I’m just feeling as though I’m only just skimming along on the top of my suppressed anger for some reason, which is making it difficult to be a happy, cheery Ned. If only I had a grenade launcher…
- • Our washing machine stopped washing, making it more of an objet d’art than anything else.
- • I went shopping for a birthday present for my sister. This is a very stressful, difficult and arduous process. I also came across some Hellenic dancers, and two rather large-headed Greeks, dancing in the mall.