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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Wednesday 11 August 2004 (Day View)
11.08.2004 – Wednesday 11 August – Ned Relaxes, Shops, Discovers Cure for Common Cold
- • Ned doesn’t go to uni today. He doesn’t do anything else either, if he can help it. Unfortunately, he had run out of food and clothes, so he had to do his washing and go shopping. This cost him quite a bit of money, and he’s now quite broke. On the up side, he did have a relaxing day. On the downside, tomorrow is Thursday.