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06.05.2006 – Saturday 6 May – Buddha’s Birthday Festival

Morning

• Bronwen and I made our way up to her parent’s place, from where we all drove to have another look at a house we looked at on Tuesday.

Night

• Clint, Bronwen and I walked down to the Buddha’s Birthday festivities at South Bank, where Clint ate fake meat and threw his phone off a large drop, before watching the fireworks—which were quite spectacular, and very, very loud—and finding out that the 9:25 PM session of “Mission: Impossible 3” was sold out—a disappointment only a Slurpee on the way home could cure.