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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Wednesday 2 February 2005 (Day View)
02.02.2005 – Wednesday 2 February – Bronwen
- • I did very little, breathing regularly and occasionally blinking.
- • Bronwen arrived. We went on a hunting adventure, involving complex and long-winded descriptions of roads, speed limits, and missed turns. We then ate through an electric storm, which was nice, although I found the mushrooms to be a bit on the tasty side. I discovered that the oscillating feature on my oscillating fan features a random, and noisy, slipping – perfect for clicking loudly at indiscriminate periods throughout the night, just in case I’d accidentally fallen asleep.
- Comment by io – Sunday 6 February 2005, 12:22 AM
- Aww... Pretty.
- Comment by Ned – Sunday 6 February 2005, 10:25 PM
- She is.