A few hints:

• Chocolate flavoured soymilk isnt as good as it may sound. It makes you very sick.
• Do not ever drink 2 litres of apple juice in one sitting, even if you have given up Coke after nearly dying last all-nighter and dont ever try walking after drinking that much apple juice.
• The nearest non-broken vending machine that sells milk is at GPN.
• Jellybeans are far better than Green Aero Chocolate, despite their appearance.
• There is a disgusting water filled hole near the main refectory that you will fall into if you are looking at the flag hanging on the big fancy building in the great court instead of watching where youre going.
• One in twelve flavoured milks will burst when bought from a vending machine. Opening the lid on this burst milk will cause the leak to worsen rapidly and is not a good idea when the leak is facing towards yourself.
• Never rely on people who say they will get pizza with you – they’ll end up going to Maccas without you and you will be hungry all night.
• Throwing confetti into fans is funnier in theory than practice, and may result in being threatened with scissors.
• Cold Rock doesnt open early enough in the city and the Queen Street Mall wireless network will fail if you rely on it to be online at 8 oclock in the morning on a Sunday, as one does.
• Staying up all night to study only sounds like a good idea the day before, and it makes a nice change from sleeping peacefully, cosy in bed, listening to the rain.