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Last Updated September 2022

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations

Wed 21st (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)
Created about 1 yr, 6 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)

The Pope Is Busted

After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo…

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 19th May 2004)

L33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t

Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sat 10th July 2004)

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: ROMEO+JULIET

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean 2

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: Ugly Whore

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: There’s Something About Osmethne

Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)

Macintosh

Mac Hater…

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 18 days ago (Sat 10th March 2012)

Vision Test

Vision Test.

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

Steady Hand – A Game Of Skill

A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…

Mon 19th (about 1 yr, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 31st October 2004)

Last Updated October 2020

What Smoke Detectors Warn You About

What smoke detectors warn you about.

Sat 24th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

Titanic Ice Bucket Challenge

Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: “I accept your ice water challenge”.

Sat 24th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 1st October 2014)

Honked At A Prius

Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.

Sat 24th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 1st October 2014)

Something Went Terribly Wrong

Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.

Sat 24th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

IPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310

iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?

Sat 24th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 7th October 2014)

Be Bold

Be bold or italic. Never regular.

Sat 24th (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 21st October 2014)

Inject Yourselves With Disinfectant!

Inject Yourselves with Disinfectant!

Fri 23rd (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 28th April 2020)

You Know What Doesn’t Grow Back, Susan? Trust!

You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan? Trust!

Fri 23rd (about 3 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 23rd April 2020)

Last Updated April 2020

Aerodynamics Simplified

How planes fly.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 9th February 2013)

Submarines In The Sky

Did you know that there are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky?

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 28th April 2020)

Help Cat Neds Air

Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Bus To Hogwarts

To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Missing The Point

Missing the point

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

I Absolutely Love Winter In Queensland.

I absolutely love winter in queensland. Last year it was a Wednesday.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

From The Minds Who Brought You CityCycle — UniCycle.

From the minds who brought you CityCycle — UniCycle. Brisbane’s brightest idea yet.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Cat Eats Watermelon

Cat eats watermelon

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Metaphors Be With You

Metaphors be with you

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

What Are Clouds Made Of?

Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Mother Croc

Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Rich Nigerians

Nigerian man dies and authorities find billion in his apartment…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

You Must Be A Racist

Oh, you were expecting a white guy?

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Thailand Has The Largest Mormon Population

Did you know Thailand has the largest Mormon population in Africa?

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Vegan Potatoes

Vegans are evil…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Just Listening To Some Rock

Just listening to some rock

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Hiding Submarines

China may be using sea to hide its submarines

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Drinking A Nice Wine

Drinking a nice wine while listening to classical music…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

New Password Can’t Be Old Password

Enter password. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Kikkoman When He’s Down

Your boss called to say you’re fired. So I bought your favourite soy sauce…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

How To Distract An Egyptian God

How to distract an Egyptian God

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

A Woman Hid Under The Bed

To see her husband’s reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: “I left, I’m not coming back.” Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: “I’m going now. The other nut’s gone. I’m on my way, remember I love you so much” He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote… “I can see your feet. I went for bread. Stop being retarded and make dinner…”

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Sax And Violins

Warning: This image contains sax and violins. Viewer discretion is advised.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Live Stream

Can I call you back? I’m watching a live stream…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

When You Thought You Ran Over An Animal

When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Doesn’t Protect From Harmful Rays

Puts on sunblock. Doesn’t protect from harmful rays.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Take His Wife And Flee

It seems Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but she looked back and turned into a pillar of salt! What happened to the flea?

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

You Weren’t Even Listening Just Now, Were You?

You weren’t even listening just now, were you? What a weird way to start a conversation.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Great Expectations

Who hurt you? My own expectations.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Australian Spider Bite

That spider bit me… am I going to become spiderman? No. This is Australia, you’re going to die.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

All The Balls Are The Same Colour!

All the balls are the same colour — and that colour is brown

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Happy People

If you don’t see happy people, you need therapy!

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

A Visual Representation Of Scott Morrison’s Address To The Nation

A visual representation of Scott Morrison’s address to the nation tonight

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 28th April 2020)

Coronavirus Space Crew

Congratulations, your mission is now complete. You may return to Earth.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Just Back From Our Cruise. Had A Great Time.

Just back from our cruise. Had a great time.

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Coronavirus Zoom Conference

Zoom Conference: Can everyone hear me?

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Visiting Your Gynaecologist During Coronavirus

Visiting your Gynaecologist during Coronavirus

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Experts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home

Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Confirmed Case Of Corona

Hey babe, just thought you should know there’s a confirmed case of corona in our neighbourhood…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Remember To Wash Your Hands!

My drawing is not great but please remember to wash your hands. Stay safe guys!

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Unexpected Item In Bagging Area.

It’s not unexpected, you literally just told me what it is…

Tue 28th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

How To Change Your Oil

How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…

Mon 27th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Pages By Date

A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.

Sat 11th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 29th March 2012)

Metal Fan

What kind of music do you like? I am a huge metal fan. Me too!

Sat 11th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The World’s Funniest Joke

The World’s Funniest Joke…

Thu 9th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 22nd August 2003)

Comments & Other Similar Social Data

Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.

Thu 9th (about 3 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 1st April 2012)

Last Updated February 2017

Six Year Old Praying

A mother invited some people to dinner…

Mon 27th (about 7 yrs, 29 days ago)

You Read That Wrong

That awkward moment when you read that wrong…

Sun 26th (about 7 yrs, 30 days ago)

Chook Heavy Metal Guitarist

A heavy metal guitarist chicken

Fri 24th (about 7 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Last Updated January 2017

Buffy Buffering

Buffy buffering…

Tue 24th (about 7 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 6th November 2015)

Last Updated October 2016

Adobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working

The realest photography struggle ever…

Wed 19th (about 7 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 7 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 19th October 2016)

Last Updated August 2016

Expensive Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

Tue 30th (about 7 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Elderly Memories

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…

Tue 30th (about 7 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Modern Newspapers

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…

Tue 30th (about 7 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Last Updated June 2016

The Highest Form Of Flattery

Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.

Thu 2nd (about 7 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 7 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 31st May 2016)

Booby Trap

Nooo! It’s a booby trap!

Thu 2nd (about 7 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Last Updated April 2016

Sledgehammer Psychology

A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…

Fri 15th (about 7 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Italian Funeral

Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…

Fri 15th (about 7 yrs, 11 mths ago)

QUT: University For The Real World

Will we find intelligent life?

Thu 14th (about 7 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 7 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 14th April 2016)

Female Financial Planning

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Mon 4th (about 7 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Last Updated March 2016

Crows Killed By Trucks

Why are so many crows killed by trucks?

Fri 18th (about 8 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 10 days ago (Fri 18th March 2016)

How Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.

Sat 5th (about 8 yrs, 23 days ago)

Building The NBN From Telstra Copper

Building the NBN from Telstra Copper

Fri 4th (about 8 yrs, 24 days ago)

Last Updated February 2016

Threw Caution To The Wind

Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.

Mon 15th (about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Held Hands Around The Equator

If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.

Sun 14th (about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago)

The Swordfish

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

Mon 8th (about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Swords Of The Centuries

Swords of the Centuries

Tue 2nd (about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Last Updated January 2016

Expecto Petroleum!

Expecto Petroleum!

Sat 30th (about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Cyclone Magic Trick

Wanna see a magic trick?

Sat 30th (about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Resisting A Rest

If I refuse to nap… is that resisting a rest?

Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Alarm Clock That Releases Spiders

Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you’re up!

Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 29th January 2016)

Please Don’t Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!

Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!

Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Happy 25th Birthday IKEA!

Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your cake

Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Hamster Flying

How to make your hamster fly…

Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 16th January 2016)

The Floor Is Still Wet

I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…

Wed 13th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

The Penis Study

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft…

Wed 13th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Times Were Tough Before The GoPro

Times were tough before the GoPro…

Wed 13th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

How To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart

It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…

Mon 11th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Toilet Vandalism

We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like…

Tue 5th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Last Updated December 2015

Emu War

Result: Emu Victory.

Thu 24th (about 8 yrs, 3 mths ago)

A Brief History Of Australia

Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy “Crocodile” Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.

Thu 24th (about 8 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition

Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition

Tue 1st (about 8 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Last Updated November 2015

Psycho The Rapist

Psycho the Rapist It’s one word George!

Fri 20th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 20th November 2015)

Have You Seen This Post?

Have you seen this post? He didn’t.

Fri 20th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Spot The Baby

Spot the baby. No, the other one.

Fri 20th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

American Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle

American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.

Thu 19th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Penrose Triangle

Penrose Triangle Animation.

Sat 14th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

A Russian Arrives In New York

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…

Thu 12th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Closing Airline Luggage Doors

Closing Airline Luggage Doors.

Wed 11th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Largest Goon Bust In Logan’s History

Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan’s history. With an estimated street value of $39.

Wed 11th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 10th November 2015)

Recruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia

Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…

Wed 11th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Logan Priorities

Logan Priorities.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Logan My Family Stickers

Logan My Family Stickers.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Logan Doorbell

To ring door bell, connect wires.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Logan Repair

Another quality repair job by Logan City Council.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Fishing, Logan Style

Fishing, Logan Style.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Wedding Crocs

Wedding Crocs.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

I’m From Logan

I killed a man. You? I’m from Logan.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Logan Daycare

Logan Daycare: Just for the whole day

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

In Class Vs. In Your Exam

In class vs. in your exam.

Tue 10th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Yo I’m Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…

[Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.

Mon 9th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 17th June 2013)

The Good Guys Of The World

These are the Good Guys of the World.

Sat 7th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 1st November 2015)

Dalek Lama

Reincarnate! Reincarnate!

Sat 7th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 6th November 2015)

Bipolar Awesome

I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.

Sat 7th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 7th November 2015)

Bipolar Awesome

English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Sat 7th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 7th November 2015)

If Your A Grammar Nazi

If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.

Sat 7th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

I Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.

Sat 7th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 24th September 2013)

Last Updated October 2015

In Case Of Fire, Take Stairs

In case of fire, take stairs.

Sat 31st (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Having More Money Doesn’t Make You Happier

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

Fri 30th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

I Don’t Believe In Astrology

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.

Fri 30th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Women Use About 30,000 Words A Day

Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?

Fri 30th (about 8 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Turtle Cavalry

Onward, alligator steed!

Mon 26th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Humans Of Sunnybank

In Asia culture, it’s important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That’s why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.

Fri 23rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 23rd October 2015)

Seven Cats

If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Thu 22nd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

English (Traditional) And English (Simplified)

English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).

Thu 22nd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Just To Make You Feel Really Old

Just to make you feel really old…

Wed 21st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 21st October 2015)

Where Have You Been All Weekend?

Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.

Wed 21st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 13th October 2015)

Australian Horror Story

American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story

Wed 21st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Crazy Sphere

A crazy sphere

Mon 12th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Police: Knock Knock

Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It’s the police.

Sat 10th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 10th October 2015)

If You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

Sat 10th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

If A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will

If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.

Fri 9th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Shake Your Head

Shake your head

Thu 8th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 8th October 2015)

Two Person Optical Illusion

Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.

Thu 8th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 27th September 2013)

Why Was Five Afraid Of Seven?

Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.

Thu 8th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Tell Someone You Love Them Today

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Wed 7th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 7th October 2015)

Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen

Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen.

Wed 7th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)

Checking On A Slow Progress Bar

Checking on a slow progress bar.

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

You Can’t Run Through A Campground

You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Unused Diploma.

I’d like to return this. It’s unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Ten Pieces Of Bacon

If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that’s right you’d have a black eye and a bruised hand.

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Real Life Facebook

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Paper Says Yes

Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Sex Tape

I made a sex tape. Shhh!

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Cool Stoves

Cool Stoves

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Free IPhone To IPad Upgrade

Free iPhone to iPad Upgrade

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Cat Found

Cat Found. Very aggressive.

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Parrot BBQ

Parrot Lost: Parrot BBQ!

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Shuffle Your Feet For Stingrays

Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Giraffe Spider

A giraffe spots a spider…

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Dachshund Racing

Googled “dachshund racing”. Was not disappointed.

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The Road To Success

On the road to success, there are no shortcuts…

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The 710 Cap

Hun I have a problem in my car…

Sun 4th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Re-Think Vaccines

Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Spider Farm

This seems like a disaster waiting to happen…

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

World’s Largest Golf Ball

World’s largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)

Usain Bold, Usain Italic

Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 20th May 2013)

Osama Bin Liftin’

Osama Bin Liftin’

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 17th January 2014)

Well, I Guess We’ll Beheading Home Now

Well, I guess we’ll beheading home now…

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago (Mon 6th October 2014)

Ladies Beach Volleyball

Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there’s already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 14th June 2013)

Seasons Greetings

Seasons Greetings

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Things To Eat And Drink In Public

Things to eat and drink in public.

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Replace The Word “wand” With “dick” In Any Sentence In Harry Potter

Replace the word “wand” with “dick” in any sentence in Harry Potter…

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The Clever Old Man

One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…

Sat 3rd (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 7th November 2013)

Honest Politician

Hi! I’m 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest. Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.

Thu 1st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

How Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything!

Thu 1st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 29th September 2015)

How To Play Chess

How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.

Thu 1st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 30th September 2015)

Firefox Has Encountered…

…an unexpected problem with Windows.

Thu 1st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 20th September 2011)

Last Updated September 2015

What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!

What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …

Wed 30th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

Please Use Finger

Pen is broken - please use finger.

Wed 30th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

Animals That Didn’t Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!

Animals that didn’t expect their humans to come home so early!

Wed 30th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 30th September 2015)

Typically Australian Problems

Some typically Australian problems that other people don’t face.

Wed 30th (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 30th September 2015)

Boneless Chicken

Boneless Chicken

Tue 29th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

Baby Are You Jealous?

Baby are you jealous?

Tue 29th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

Do Not Swallow Coathangers!

Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!

Tue 29th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

This Is How Workplace Violence Starts

This is how workplace violence starts…

Tue 29th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

Just Wait Until I’m Fully Charged

Just wait until I’m fully charged…

Tue 29th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

This Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator

This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.

Tue 29th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 27th September 2015)

Always Leave Your Hotel Room Like This

Always leave your hotel room like this

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Do Not Swallow Chewing Gum

Warning: Do not swallow chewing gum!

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

How To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture

How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 6 days ago (Mon 23rd March 2015)

Wrong Way

Wrong Way

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Missed Target

Missed Target: So close…

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Baby On Board

Baby on Board

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Somebody Come Look At This

Somebody Come Look at This

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Holding Doors

Holding Doors: A Question of Distance.

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Canadian Security

Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Canadian Riots

Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

The Medical Alphabet

The Medical Alphabet

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Canadian Archaeology

Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Canadian News

Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.

Sun 27th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Is It Me You’re Looking For?

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Bicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.

Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

What’s The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?

What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 28th September 2004)

New Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!

A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 10th August 2005)

Sorry: A Bus Accident

Sorry: A Bus Accident

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 18th August 2011)

Pass With Care

Pass with care…

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Milkshake Meets Door

A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Don’t You Suggest To Me What To Do

If you don’t have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don’t hit this bus.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

A Wild Bus Drinking Water

And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Printer For Sale

Printer For Sale. Works Terribly.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Have You Seen This Bird?

I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Cat Facts

Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts!

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

I Am Going Vegan

I am going vegan

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

I’m Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates

I’m not absolutely certain yet, but I’m starting to think my husband masturbates

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

I Have Sex Daily

I have sex daily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 25th September 2015)

The Exact Spot My Zipper Broke

The exact spot my zipper broke.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 28th August 2015)

This Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…

This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won’t.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 26th September 2015)

Breakdown Of A Man’s Tape Measure Usage

Breakdown of a man’s tape measure usage

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Tearable Puns

These are tearable puns.

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

One Thing Led To Another

I hate when you’re reading something and you come across the phrase “one thing led to another”

Sat 26th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 25th September 2015)

Reincarnation Gone Horribly Wrong

Reincarnation gone horribly wrong

Fri 25th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Always Give 100%

Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

Fri 25th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Bad Dog Is Banned From The Park

I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.

Fri 25th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Not On My Watch

Lost my watch at a party once…

Sun 6th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

How To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.

How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.

Sun 6th (about 8 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Last Updated August 2015

Too Much Thyme On My Hands

I’ve got way too much tyme on my hands.

Fri 28th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Humans Don’t Land On Their Feet

Gee you’re right, humans don’t land on their feet.

Mon 24th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Requesting Air Support

Requesting Air Support! “Believe in yourself. You can do it!”

Mon 24th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Argument Typo

Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.

Sun 23rd (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Cat Duck

The Amazing Cat Duck! Or perhaps Cat Seagull?

Sun 23rd (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Man Flu

The difference between men & women when they are sick.

Fri 21st (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 1 day ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

The Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two

Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland’s oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O’Hara made a terrible discovery…

Thu 20th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Drunk Octopus Wants To Fight

Drunk Octopus Wants to Fight…

Thu 20th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Brand New BMW

The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…

Thu 20th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Couldn’t Find My Coconut Shells.

Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn’t find my coconut shells.

Wed 19th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Is There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?

Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.

Wed 19th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Grocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach

Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.

Wed 12th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Every 60 Seconds In Africa

Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.

Wed 5th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Last Updated July 2015

What’s Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

Tue 28th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)

A Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…

Tue 28th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.

Tue 28th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Someone Stole My Mood Ring

Someone stole my mood ring.

Tue 28th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)

How To Make Sure You’re A Normal Person

A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…

Mon 27th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 23rd July 2015)

Boat Funeral

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…

Mon 27th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 27th July 2015)

Emo Bunny

Emo bunny: No one ever understands him

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 15th May 2014)

IPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet

A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5.

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 14th September 2012)

Redneck Ingenuity

Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Sideways Car

It’s a little confusing…

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Mon 24th October 2011)

Spring Is Just Around The Corner

Finally… Spring is just around the corner.

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Video Games Ruined My Life

Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Pacman Pie Chart

The Pacman pie chart.

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 18 days ago (Sat 10th March 2012)

Barack Obama: What I Actually Do

Barack Obama: What I actually do.

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 7th November 2012)

Holiday Workout

Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 13th December 2012)

Stolen Generator

So I heard about the stolen generation…

Sun 26th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 25th May 2012)

Sharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth

Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.

Sat 25th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 9th December 2012)

Dear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…

Wed 8th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 8th July 2015)

Dear Abby, I’ve Never Written To You Before…

Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…

Wed 8th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 9th January 2013)

Last Updated March 2015

Aware Wolf

A werewolf. A wearwolf. A warewolf. Aware wolf.

Mon 23rd (about 9 yrs, 6 days ago)

Last Updated February 2015

Baby Instructions

Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…

Wed 25th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 26th October 2011)

Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers

Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.

Sat 21st (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 19th February 2015)

Paleolithic Diet

Something’s just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.

Sat 21st (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 21st February 2015)

Last Updated January 2015

That’s What She Said

That’s what she said.

Sat 31st (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Did You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?

Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

Sat 24th (about 9 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 20th January 2015)

Last Updated December 2014

Talking Dog For Sale

A man sees a sign outside a house – “Talking Dog for Sale.”

Mon 22nd (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Cables Exist In 4-dimensional Space

Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.

Sun 7th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 23rd July 2013)

Last Updated October 2014

Investment Opportunity

Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.

Sat 25th (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)

What Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…

Sat 25th (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)

In Wine There Is Truth

In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.

Wed 22nd (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)

MSN Shuts Down

We reminisce about “the good old days” of MSN…

Tue 7th (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 7th October 2014)

Reverse Mermaid

You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?

Tue 7th (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)

IPhone 6 Comparison

iPhone 6 Plus Comparison.

Thu 2nd (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)

IPhone 6: Bend It Like Beckham

iPhone 6: Bend it like Beckham.

Thu 2nd (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)

IPhone 6 Repair Kit

iPhone 6 repair kit.

Thu 2nd (about 9 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Last Updated August 2014

An Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…

An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…

Sun 3rd (about 9 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sun 3rd August 2014)

Last Updated July 2014

National Portrait Gallery

National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…

Wed 30th (about 9 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Always Love A Woman For Her Personality

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Fri 4th (about 9 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 4th July 2014)

That Conspiracy Stuff

I’m telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…

Fri 4th (about 9 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Basic Human Needs

Basic human needs… like Wi-Fi.

Fri 4th (about 9 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Last Updated June 2014

Australian Bank Notes

Australian Bank Notes.

Tue 17th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 26th September 2012)

The Matrix

What is The Matrix?

Tue 17th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 18th September 2011)

Star Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

Tue 17th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 18th September 2011)

Punny Animals

Who ever invented the “knock-knock jokes” should get a no-bell prize!

Tue 17th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)

I Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?

I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!

Tue 17th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 16th June 2014)

What Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?

I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!

Tue 10th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)

I’m Batman

SMS conversation between Tim and Batman.

Wed 4th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 4th June 2014)

**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven

**** I forgot to turn off the oven.

Wed 4th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Long Dogs

A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…

Wed 4th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Dealing With Hunger Pangs

A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?”

Sun 1st (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)

For Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced

For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It’s time they had microphones in kitchens.

Sun 1st (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 27th May 2014)

If Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…

If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…

Sun 1st (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Last Updated May 2014

Finding Information In Hospital

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital…

Mon 19th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 19th May 2014)

This Summarises My Love Life

This summarises my love life. I’m the guy in blue…

Fri 16th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

The Day Einstein Feared

The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.

Fri 16th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 12th January 2013)

The Accidental Conversation Loop

My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.

Thu 15th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 15th May 2014)

In Russia People Sneeze Fire

In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.

Thu 15th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 15th May 2014)

Boat! Land!

Boat! Land!

Thu 15th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Police & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants

Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…

Thu 15th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

I’m Inbred!

I’m Inbred!

Thu 15th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Seize The Day

Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.

Thu 15th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Bread Dog

The Amazing Bread Dog.

Thu 15th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Fire Distinguisher

Fire Distinguisher: Yep, that’s fire…

Wed 14th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

May The 4th Be With You

If today is “May the 4th be with you” does that mean tomorrow is “revenge of the 5th?”

Mon 5th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Achilles’ Heel

You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…

Fri 2nd (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 2nd May 2014)

How Could You Be So Insensitive?

How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person’s perspective.

Thu 1st (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Last Updated April 2014

The Correct Way To Spell Potato

The correct way to spell potato is “GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”.

Tue 29th (about 9 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 9 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 29th April 2014)

All This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial

All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.

Mon 28th (about 9 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 28th November 2013)

You Matter

You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.

Mon 28th (about 9 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Free Tattoo Removal

Free (and perhaps painful) tattoo removal.

Mon 28th (about 9 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Last Updated February 2014

Granny LSD

Boy asks his Granny, “Have you seen my pills labelled ‘LSD’?”

Sat 15th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 24th April 2012)

I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Fri 14th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 8th October 2011)

A True Australian Ghost Story

This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s (supposedly) true.

Fri 7th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Has One Night Stand

Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.

Thu 6th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)

You Hang Around, I’ll Go On Ahead

You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.

Thu 6th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week

Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.

Thu 6th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)

I Scream Cone

I Scream Cone.

Thu 6th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Last Updated December 2013

Anyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish

Long story short, we’re in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.

Thu 19th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 19th December 2013)

A Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.

Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.

Fri 13th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

What Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?

One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.

Thu 12th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 12th December 2013)

Look At This Boob

Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.

Thu 12th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 19 days ago (Sat 9th March 2013)

Stupid Child Efficiency Mop

Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

Major Tom’s Ground Control

Major Tom’s Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Little Kid Lover

I’m signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. “Little Kid Lover”, that way people will know where my priorities are at.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

No Science In This Microwave

Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Please Use Tongue.

Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Forgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her

I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Saved A Fish From Drowning

Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Cat & Banana

The cat and the banana.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)

Dog Tongue

A dog with a very long tongue.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Kangaroo Kicks Boy

A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 4th December 2013)

Marriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples

Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Canada Has A Serious Epidemic

Protect yourself and others from the flute.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Driver Is Fully Naked

Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.

Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Do Not Trust Atoms

Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.

Fri 6th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Alcohol Is A Solution

Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

Thu 5th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 2nd December 2013)

Thrown Out Of The Ring

Thrown out of the Ring.

Thu 5th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 5th December 2013)

First Time Seeing Fireworks

A baby sees fireworks for the first time.

Thu 5th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Last Updated November 2013

Colgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign

Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.

Thu 28th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 28th November 2013)

Comforting A Grammar Nazi

When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, “there, their, they’re”

Thu 21st (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

How Cricket Looks To Most People

How Cricket Looks to Most People.

Thu 21st (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

The Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd

The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.

Thu 14th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 13th November 2013)

Bob Hawke’s Yard Of Ale

While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that’s just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.

Thu 14th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 17th February 2013)

Where Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?

[Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?

Thu 14th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 26th June 2013)

Congress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?

Thu 14th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago (Mon 14th October 2013)

Kevin Rudd’s Ego

Kevin Rudd’s Ego.

Thu 14th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 16th July 2013)

No Pony For Christmas

No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!

Wed 13th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Kristen Stewart Smiles

I don’t always smile, but when I do, I don’t.

Wed 13th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 13th November 2013)

Quite Literally…

I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I’m home. Chocolate milk shake.

Tue 12th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Don’t Masturbate

Don’t Masturbate!

Tue 12th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 12th November 2013)

Ginger Versus Strawberry Blonde

This is a strawberry. This is ginger…

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 31st October 2013)

Nana Nana Nana Batman!

Nana Nana Nana Batman!

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Freshly Washed Ballerinas

Freshly washed ballerinas.

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Proposing With An Onion

Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

A Cat With A Lion’s Mane Hat

A cat with a lion’s mane hat.

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Tired? Powernap Now.

Tired? Powernap now.

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Laminated Room

List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Keep Your Mouth Shut

If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Funny Dog

The longer you look, the funnier it gets!

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

The Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones

The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.

Thu 7th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth

5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.

Tue 5th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 5th November 2013)

I Love You Zebra

Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.

Tue 5th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Men Have Feelings Too!

Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.

Tue 5th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Melbourne Cup Cat Horse

Melbourne Cup Cat Horse.

Tue 5th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

You You Read The First Line Wrong?

What if I told you you read the first line wrong?

Fri 1st (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Last Updated October 2013

Intellectual Jokes

Believing this statement will make you happier.

Thu 31st (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 31st October 2013)

Complimentary Pretzels

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”

Thu 31st (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

IP Jokes

I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.

Thu 31st (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 30th October 2013)

Where Is Amanda’s Husband?

Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…

Thu 31st (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 30th October 2013)

Angela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”

Wed 30th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Feminine Instincts

If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.

Tue 29th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)

All Others Will Be Toad

Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.

Tue 15th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Keith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid

Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..

Mon 14th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Annual Meeting Of Time Travellers

Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.

Mon 14th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)

How To Be Black

How to be Black: An Instructional Book.

Mon 14th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The Power Of Oxi-Clean

The Power of Oxi-Clean.

Mon 14th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)

What Are We? Browsers!

What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!

Mon 14th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)

You Have Two Cows

The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.

Sat 5th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sun 15th June 2003)

Last Updated September 2013

A Cow Getting A Back Scratch

A cow getting a back scratch.

Sat 28th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Zombie Apocalypse Spider

I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can’t stand up to a spider.

Sat 28th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

A Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?

A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.

Sat 28th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Non-stick Frypan

A stuck non-stick frypan…

Sat 28th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

She Made That Clown Extremely Happy

She made that clown extremely happy.

Sat 28th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Honesty: Your Greatest Weakness

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?

Fri 27th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 16 days ago (Tue 12th March 2013)

Spring Is Here. I’m So Excited I Wet My Plants!

Spring is here. I’m so excited I wet my plants!

Fri 27th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

There Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.

There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.

Tue 24th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 14th September 2013)

Lying About Skim Milk

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.

Sat 14th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

No Public Motor Boating Permitted

No public motor boating permitted.

Sat 14th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Brace Yourself. Pizza Is Coming.

Brace Yourself. Pizza is coming.

Sat 14th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Like If You Can Raed Tihs

Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.

Sat 14th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

I Have CDO. It’s Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.

I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.

Sat 14th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Jason Voorhees Gets Crocs

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.

Sat 14th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Bogan Bass

Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.

Wed 11th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 15th May 2013)

If Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice

If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

Wed 11th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 21st May 2013)

Broken Penis

I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.

Wed 11th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 8th June 2013)

The New IPhone 5C With IOS 7

The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.

Wed 11th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)

Last Updated August 2013

Thanks, Obama

Thanks, Obama.

Thu 1st (about 10 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Shark! What?

Shark! What?

Thu 1st (about 10 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Super Boner

Super-boner: A super problem.

Thu 1st (about 10 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Last Updated July 2013

I Am Hungary

I am Hungary…

Fri 12th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Chosen One

I’m the chosen one…

Fri 12th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

This Guy’s An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!

This guy’s an idiot! Quick, take a picture!

Fri 12th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Sometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward

Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll!

Fri 12th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

To Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes

To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…

Fri 12th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

How The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?

How the hell is the ball still in your hand?

Wed 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Simba & Woodridge

But what about that shadowy place?

Wed 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 21st January 2012)

Obama: “Aww No! Both Of You Hang Up!”

Her: “Ok, you hang up.” Him: “No, you hang up.” Her: “Haha, no you hang up.” Obama: “Aww no! Both of you hang up!”

Wed 10th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Have You Seen Pulp Fiction?

Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn’t like it.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 16 days ago (Tue 12th March 2013)

Oh Look, A Penny

Oh look, a penny!

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Monster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes

Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

In Case Of Zombies

In case of zombies… or yard work…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

The Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

My Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter’s Purse.

My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter’s purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

It Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can’t Fly…

It is such a drag when someone in the group can’t fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

So We Got Pugsy A New Chew Toy…

So we got Pugsy a new chew toy…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Balloons Are So Weird…

Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Roast Turkey With A Doll Head

I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Polished My Car Too Much

Polished my car too much, now it’s invisible…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose

3 years in jail for stealing my nose!

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Go Home Bus, You’re Drunk!

Go home bus, you’re drunk!

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

What Are Your Plans For The Weekend?

What are your plans for the weekend? Studying. [shocked look] Drinking! Drinking!

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Cling-wrap Fun

Cling-wrap fun.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I See What You Did There

I see what you did there… also, over here…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Garden Flamingo

Garden Flamingo…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Don’t Worry I’m Koalafied To Drive

Don’t worry I’m Koalafied to drive.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips

I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Wingardium Levi-horse-a

Wingardium levi-horse-a!

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Walked Into A Public Bathroom

Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard “hello?”

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Oh… Hi… Umm… Meow?

Oh… hi… Umm… meow?

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

A Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.

A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Abercrombie & Cat

Abercrombie & Cat

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I Forgot How To Dog

I forgot how to dog

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Bitches Be Trippin’

Bitches be trippin’

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Men & Women In Sport

Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I’m dying.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

A Shaved Llama

A shaved Llama

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Ultimate Chick Flick

Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Best Way To Freak Out Your Friends

Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I Said Be Quiet! Don’t Make Me Come In There!

I said be quiet! Don’t make me come in there!

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Master Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!

Well I’m grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming “Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Cat: The Dog Went Missing

Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I’m sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I’m so sad…

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Thank You To All My Fans

Thank you to all my fans

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Draw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby

Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Filthy Hobitses

Filthy Hobitses

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

A Baby’s Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You’ll Ever Hear

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 3 AM, you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I’m Awkward When People Compliment Me…

I’m awkward when people compliment me… “Nice hair” Me: “Thanks, I grew it myself”

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

What Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3

What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Wikileaks

Bruce Wayne!

Tue 2nd (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Edward Snowden Buys A Plane Ticket From Moscow To Havana…

Snowden buys a plane ticket from Moscow to Havana. Over 30 journalists pay last-minute airfare for a ticket on the same flight. The doors shut, the plane takes off, and [Edward] Snowden is not on the plane. It’s a 16-hour flight.

Tue 2nd (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay!

I tried pot once. Now I’m gay!

Tue 2nd (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 1st July 2013)

I Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes

I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.

Tue 2nd (about 10 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Last Updated June 2013

Emoji

Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!

Fri 21st (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Xbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick

Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…

Fri 14th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

My Computer Hard Drive Crashed. NSA Won’t Send Me Their Backup Copy.

My computer hard drive crashed. NSA won’t send me their backup copy.

Thu 13th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 12th June 2013)

If You’re Not Doing Anything Wrong, You Shouldn’t Have Anything To Hide

The government says “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.” If that is true, shouldn’t the government declassify everything?

Thu 13th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Flying – Because Golf Only Takes One Ball

Flying – because softball, baseball, football, basketball, soccer, bowling and golf only take one ball.

Wed 12th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

The Street Is Closed

Oh no—we’re trapped in here. The street is closed.

Wed 12th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Most Dangerous Animals

How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…

Wed 12th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

You Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…

You know you are having a bad day when…

Wed 12th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Row Row Row Your Boat

Row row row your boat. Shut up Carl.

Tue 11th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Redheads

How do you get a redhead…

Fri 7th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

Rednecks

Redneck Matches…

Fri 7th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

If Penguins Have Knees

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)

Fri 7th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 7th June 2013)

NSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.

NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.

Wed 5th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 5th June 2013)

Last Updated May 2013

Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor

Bankruptcy, Divorce, Liquor.

Wed 29th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Policeman’s Ball

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said “I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.” He said, “NSW Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!

Wed 29th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Mum, What’s It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?

Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.

Sun 26th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sun 26th May 2013)

Mexico’s National Sport

What is Mexico’s national sport? Cross country.

Mon 20th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Zebra Crossing

Zebra Crossing…

Sun 19th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)

26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia

When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.

Fri 17th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 17th May 2013)

Look, Sir. Droids!

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Wed 15th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 15th May 2013)

It Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?

Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?

Wed 15th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 14th May 2013)

The Circle Of Life

The Circle of Life: Who is afraid of who?

Wed 15th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)

How People From Around The World Open Beer

People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.

Tue 14th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 13th May 2013)

We Forgot Our Shovels

A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: “We have a problem.”

Mon 13th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 13th May 2013)

Logan Monopoly

Logan Monopoly…

Mon 6th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style)

Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).

Mon 6th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Scary Campfire Stories: Book Style

And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!

Fri 3rd (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)

Last Updated April 2013

Did You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?

Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?

Sun 28th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum

The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.

Sun 28th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

All Trades Logan

All Trades Logan.

Sun 28th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.

Tue 23rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 23rd April 2013)

Shortest Horror Story: Monday

Shortest horror story: Monday.

Mon 22nd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Wong Fook Hing Book Store

If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!

Fri 19th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase

Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.

Fri 19th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Don’t Let Kevin Bacon Die

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.

Thu 18th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

Wed 17th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 30th July 2012)

Always Wear Underwear

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Assistant Branch Manager

The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

How To Make Money From Facebook

How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to “Account Settings”; 2) Press “Deactivate your account”; 3) Go to work.

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Spider Dog

Spider Dog…

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Fire Extinguisher Fire

Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Vote Odin

The left wing said they’d abolish poverty; right wing said they’d abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he’d abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Mettalicat

Mettalicat: Sleeps with one eye open, gripping his pillow tight.

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Deadly Facts About Water

The Deadly Facts about Water

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

North Korea: I Will Destroy America

North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!

Sun 14th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 5th April 2013)

Women Can’t Park

Who said that women can’t park?

Tue 9th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Attention Deficit Disorder

Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.

Tue 9th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Kim, Eat A Snickers

Kim Jong-un: I’m going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you’re hungry. Better? Kim: Better.

Sun 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Kneel, Says The Demon Light

Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

I’m Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp

Research shows that if you’re afraid of spiders, you’re more likely to find one in your bedroom. I’m really afraid of Johnny Depp.

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

France Surrenders To North Korea

France surrenders to North Korea

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Pooh Everywhere

Watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere!

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Peeing: Expert Mode

Peeing: Expert Mode

Fri 5th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Steady Hand – The Results

Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)

Wed 3rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 3rd April 2013)

Not A Happy Camper

Not a Happy Camper.

Wed 3rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Misunderstood Sharks

Misunderstood Sharks.

Wed 3rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Black Jack Black

Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.

Wed 3rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Trannysaurus

Trannysaurus: You’re fired.

Wed 3rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Just Some Bunny That I Used To Know

Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.

Wed 3rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Today Is Sunday

Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you’ll get another Sunday…

Wed 3rd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Last Updated March 2013

Things Don’t Really Change

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?

Wed 13th (about 11 yrs, 15 days ago)

What Would Robots From The 1960's…

What would robots from 1960’s and 1970’s TV say today with current software installed?

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 16 days ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 16 days ago (Tue 12th March 2013)

Meth: Before & After

Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).

Mon 11th (about 11 yrs, 17 days ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 17 days ago (Mon 11th March 2013)

Meth Lab Dog

Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab!

Mon 11th (about 11 yrs, 17 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 1 day ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Womb Service

Hello, Womb Service? I’d like a double order of hot wings…

Sun 10th (about 11 yrs, 18 days ago)

Brisbane, GTA Style

Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, GTA Style.

Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 19 days ago)

Sorry For Party Rocking

Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.

Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 19 days ago)

Punography

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…

Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 19 days ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 19 days ago (Sat 9th March 2013)

I Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.

I used to smile… until I worked retail.

Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 19 days ago)

Suffering From Capitalism

Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.

Mon 4th (about 11 yrs, 24 days ago)

Someone Out There Cares

I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.

Mon 4th (about 11 yrs, 24 days ago)

Street Name

Hey, what’s your street name?

Sun 3rd (about 11 yrs, 25 days ago)

Mystery Books

You have to find them first…

Sun 3rd (about 11 yrs, 25 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th October 2011)

Cooking Shows

If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.

Sun 3rd (about 11 yrs, 25 days ago)

Last Updated February 2013

When I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…

Wed 27th (about 11 yrs, 29 days ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 24th February 2013)

How Did You Get In My House?

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house?” business.

Wed 27th (about 11 yrs, 29 days ago)

A Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.

A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

Sun 24th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

I Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…

I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.

Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Can February March? No, But April May.

Can February March? No, but April May.

Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Man & Elephant

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…

Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Hands In The Air!

Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don’t care!

Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 20th February 2013)

T-Rex Making A Bed

When you’re upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.

Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 22nd February 2013)

Wrong Button

Fighter jet hits the wrong button.

Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Minecraft: Create A Simple Door

Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.

Wed 20th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 19th February 2013)

Rap Loses To Rock

Rap is like scissors, it always loses to rock.

Wed 20th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Stop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed

Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?

Mon 18th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 18th February 2013)

CIA: We Put The Coke In America

CIA: we put the coke in America.

Sun 17th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 17th February 2013)

Wife Of Pi

He’s irrational and he goes on and on…

Sat 16th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Valentine Hand

Of course I’ll be your valentine. Let’s stay home and watch some porn.

Thu 14th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Bacon Seed

Bacon seed.

Thu 14th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

The All Blacks Bra

Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.

Thu 14th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 14th February 2013)

Adobe Updates

I don’t always have an update…

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Banana Hat

Banana hat…

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Banana Gun

Banana gun…

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Banana Carving

Banana Carving.

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Banana Dogs

Banana Dogs.

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Banana Sausage

Banana sausage…

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Green Banana

Green banana…

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Banana Parrot Terrorism

A parrot eating bananas.

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

This Banana Tastes Funny

“This banana tastes funny” – George Bush.

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Suicidal Bananas

A collection of suicidal bananas.

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Chris Brown & Rihanna Bananas

I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Get In The Banana

No time to explain. Get in the banana!

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

How Babies Are Made

How babies are made (with an air pump).

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

There Was A Spider, I Panicked

There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it’s gone now.

Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 9th October 2012)

The Cat & The Snowball

The Cat & the Snowball.

Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Beware The Grapes Of Wrath

Beware the Grapes of Wrath.

Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 9th February 2013)

The Winner Of The “Not My Job” Award

The Winner of the “Not My Job” Award goes to…

Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

I Have A Cannon

You have a Nikon? I have a Cannon.

Mon 4th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Ninja Exit

Ninja Exit Only

Sun 3rd (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Better Memory

What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?

Fri 1st (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 1st February 2013)

Don’t Grow Up

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

Fri 1st (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Last Updated January 2013

Australian Kiss

Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.

Sat 26th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 26th January 2013)

Mailman Jumped 15 Feet

Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.

Sat 26th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Dunno Mate, Maybe She’s Flooded?

Dunno mate, maybe she’s flooded?

Fri 25th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Nietzsche Is Dead

God is dead” ~Nietzsche / “Nietzsche is dead” ~God.

Wed 23rd (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

A Wee Turtle

A wee turtle…

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

Paraprosdokians

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Amusing Quotes & One-Liners

Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 8 days ago (Tue 20th March 2012)

Biology, Multiplication And Division

Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

A Dog Named Stay

I bought a dog once. Named him ‘Stay’…

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Orders From A Rock

[On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Halloween Squirrel

A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Unicorn, Unitard, Unicycle

Unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Papercut Locator

Papercut Locator.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Apostrophe, Catastrophe

Apostrophe, Catastrophe.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

You Are Not Illiterate.

You are not illiterate.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Red Bull Gives You Wings

Red Bull Gives You Wings.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

A Little Hand

I wish you could give me a little hand…

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Procrastination Issues

I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Otter Nonsense

I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense…

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Tomorrow (noun)

Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

OCD Bricks

The worst thing that can happen to an OCD person…

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Our Education System

[To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)

Lance Armstrong Fiction Books

All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including “Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion”, “The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program” and “Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion” will soon be moved to the fiction section.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Drop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management

Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don’t become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.

Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

DBA/SQL Humour

An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, “May I join you?”

Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 14th January 2013)

Speed Camera Hack

Car with SQL injection taped to the front.

Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 9th January 2011)

Dog, How High Are You?

Dog, how high are you? Yes.

Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

In God’s Kitchen

In God’s Kitchen: What are you cooking?

Sat 12th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 12th January 2013)

Scrabble Jokes

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.

Fri 11th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 11th January 2013)

Everything You Wanted To Know About Phobias

Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)

Fri 11th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 11th January 2013)

Math Joke

Math joke.

Fri 11th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Pig Latin

Pig Latin…

Thu 10th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 10th January 2013)

Buy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!

Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!

Thu 10th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 10th January 2013)

Ancient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC

Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC

Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

And I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!

And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! ‘Merica!

Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 9th January 2013)

The Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 9th January 2013)

Hey, Bug On My Back…

Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…

Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 9th January 2013)

Never Argue With A Woman

Never Argue with a Woman…

Tue 8th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 19th August 2006)

Secrets To A Happy Marriage

Secrets to a Happy Marriage…

Tue 8th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 7th November 2004)

Words Women Use

Words women use, and what they really mean.

Tue 8th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 30th July 2004)

BlondeStar

What to do when you’re locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…

Tue 8th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 25th September 2004)

Irresistible To Women

Make me irresistible to women

Tue 8th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

Morning Coffee

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…

Tue 8th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 23rd August 2003)

Should I Tell Them I’m Here?

Should I tell them I’m here?

Tue 8th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Misspelt Blog Post

You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven’t got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…

Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

New Year’s Resolutions – Again

New Year’s Resolutions – Again

Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Video Games Don’t Make Us Violent – Lag Does!

Video games don’t make us violent – lag does!

Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Geek Meditation Session

In your mind’s browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…

Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Whenever I Have To Force Shutdown

Whenever I have to force shutdown.

Sat 5th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 5th January 2013)

Australian Monopoly

Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.

Sat 5th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 4th January 2013)

Grammar Matters

Two Google searches: One for “how can u” and one for “how can an individual”

Sat 5th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 4th January 2013)

Dog Decides Better Driver

My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.

Fri 4th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Seal The Deal

What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?

Fri 4th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Last Updated December 2012

Effective Birth Control

The most effective birth control method known to man.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

And Then I Said

And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 2nd April 2012)

I Will Deprive You Of Sex

I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife’s tits in the morning.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 1st April 2012)

Dog Poo Bin

If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 30th March 2012)

Seal This Opening

I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 1 day ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

2 Mayan Guys

[2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Worst Apocalypse Ever

[A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] “Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever.”

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)

The Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed

At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Mayan’s Beta Calendar Bug

…to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that’s just a temporary problem in the beta version!

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Mayan Joke Set-Up

Heh… I’ve just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I’ll fetch a scribe…

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Mayan, Aztec And Oreos

Mayan, Aztec and Oreos…

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Mayans Predicting The Future

Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)

Mayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie

Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.

Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Support Bras

Supportive support bras…

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 17th December 2012)

Browsers: Their Differences

The differences between the major web browsers.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Monopoly Money For Fake Boobs

I think it’s only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.

Mon 17th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Zombies!

Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it’s just the Rolling Stones… carry on!

Thu 13th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Your Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel

Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?

Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 12th December 2012)

Went To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.

Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.

Tue 4th (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Tue 4th December 2012)

Angry Birds Australia

Angry Birds Australia…

Mon 3rd (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 3rd December 2012)

Four Perfectly Round Circles

Four Perfectly Round Circles.

Mon 3rd (about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 3rd December 2012)

Last Updated November 2012

What Women Want

Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? NOW!

Tue 27th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 27th November 2012)

A Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story

A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.

Mon 26th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 2nd July 2004)

Breathe Right

Darth Vader going for some Breathe Right.

Sat 24th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Ball-type Deodorant

Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it’s for under my arms!

Sat 24th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Passive Agressive Hippie

Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?

Sat 24th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Australian Banks

Australian Bank Logos.

Thu 22nd (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

All Images

All Images

Tue 20th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Irish Girl Sunbathing

An Irish girl sunbathes…

Sun 18th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Too Long

Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it!

Sun 18th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Get Well Soon

A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a “get well soon” balloon.

Fri 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 16th November 2012)

When Someone Yells “STOP”…

When someone yells “STOP”, I never know if it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…

Fri 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Horton Hears The Who

Horton Hears the Who

Fri 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

You Look Fine

Instead of a mirror, a sign “you look fine”.

Fri 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Draw Bridge

A man drawing a bridge at a “draw bridge” sign.

Fri 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

F It

F-it

Fri 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

How To Pick Up Chicks

Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.

Fri 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

I Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…

I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…

Thu 15th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Handegg

Football versus Handegg: It’s not football…

Wed 14th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 21st September 2011)

Creative Apple MacBook Stickers

A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.

Thu 8th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

Let’s Get You Home Buddy

Two giraffe having problems getting home.

Wed 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 19th October 2012)

Hidden Giraffe

If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…

Wed 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 24th September 2005)

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Wed 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Irony: Drawing Trees On Paper

Irony: Drawing trees on paper.

Mon 5th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sat 7th January 2012)

Last Updated October 2012

She Might Scratch The Paint

I know what you’re thinking… she might scratch the paint.

Wed 31st (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Can Your Mac Do This?

Can your Mac do this? I don’t think so…

Wed 31st (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 31st October 2012)

You Can See Me?

Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, “you can see me?”

Wed 31st (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 20th October 2012)

Garlek

Garlek.

Sat 20th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 20th October 2012)

Drug Cats

An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 19th October 2012)

Above The Law Like A Boss

Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Told Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…

Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

I’ll Just Be A Stripper.

Screw this: I’ll just be a stripper.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Something Wrong Officer?

Something wrong officer?

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

More Expressions Than Kristen Stewart

Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Dishes

Dishes: They don’t do themselves.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

I Run With Scissors

I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Angry Pumpkin Man

Angry Pumpkin Man: Come at me bro!

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It

If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Escape Egg

Counting down the days to escape…

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Grammar Vandal

When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma’am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

It’s Just One Of Those Days

A baby elephant falls in the mud.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Snakes On A Plane

Snakes on a plane.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 19th October 2012)

Valve’s “Portal”, As An IPad Decoration.

Valve’s “Portal”, as an iPad decoration.

Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

Olden Day Slide To Unlock

Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.

Wed 17th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 27th September 2012)

The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake

The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.

Wed 17th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 20th June 2012)

The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake

The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.

Wed 17th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 20th October 2011)

Back From The Dead

Woo, it’s me! Back from the dead!

Fri 12th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

IKEA Product Recall

IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day

Thu 11th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 1st April 2012)

Idiots

Idiots everywhere…

Thu 11th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Thu 5th June 2003)

Last Updated September 2012

I Can’t Believe The “WMD” Trick Is Working Again With Iran

I can’t believe the “WMD” trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…

Sat 29th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)

I Love My BSOD

Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 9 days ago (Sun 18th March 2012)

Slide To Unlock

A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 27th September 2012)

CPR Diagram

You’re next!

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 30th July 2012)

Well, That Escalated Quickly

Well, that escalated quickly.

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Crayon Gun

A fantastic gun made from many every-day items.

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Modern Day Message In A Bottle

A USB stick in a bottle lying on the beach.

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Why Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Explain These Bad Grades

1969: A child’s parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child’s parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Apple IOS6 Maps

For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.

Thu 27th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Damn Women Drivers

This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…

Wed 26th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 20th February 2006)

Beer Troubleshooting Chart

Beer Troubleshooting Chart.

Wed 26th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 11th February 2006)

How The Internet Started: A History Lesson

How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.

Wed 26th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sun 21st August 2011)

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn’t have any wall or fence…

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 6th July 2012)

IE Retarded

I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)

Browser Wars

Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 30th July 2012)

Godzilla Kitten

Terrifyingly cute…

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 30th July 2012)

Customer Retention

Free Phone Telstra Style.

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 15th September 2011)

Dog Queue

Sometimes, even dogs have to queue…

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

No Signal

The “Vodafone Effect”.

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Three Little Piggies

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 27th July 2004)

Thinner Than Ever

Thinner than ever.

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Robert De Niro, De Faro

First Robert De Niro, then Robert De Faro.

Tue 25th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

An Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 18th September 2004)

What A Cruel Male-dominated Culture

It’s a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 19th October 2011)

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

Drop The Bass

Can’t go fishing, ‘cause I always drop the bass…

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

25 Year Old Escort

But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, “Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!”

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 9th November 2011)

How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Tue 14th December 2004)

Notepad Business Card

A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

You Have A Nice… Business Card

A business card: “You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)

The Monday Punch

The Monday Punch: A man punched in the face.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Make Some More Mistakes

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes… I’m thinking of making a few more.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Lost Wormhole

Do not attempt capture because you’ll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

I’ll Be Bag

A bag titled “I’ll Be Bag”

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Make Your Own Apple Laptop

Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Evolution: Stop Following Me!

The typical “evolution of man” poster, except the man is facing his “earlier ancestors” saying “Stop following me!”

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Be The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.

A post with a poster on it, “Be the first of your friends to like this post”.

Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Entero Somewhere Elso

English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.

Wed 19th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Michelangelo: The Re-enactment

A re-enactment of Michelangelo’s famous “The Creation of Adam”.

Wed 19th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Apple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield

A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.

Wed 19th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 17th September 2012)

The Best Photo Caption

A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned “if she hasn’t… she will soon”.

Tue 18th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 27th August 2011)

Campbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me

[Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…

Fri 14th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 14th September 2012)

Do Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!

Do not consume if seal is broken!

Fri 14th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

I Usually Get 9/11

I don’t always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.

Fri 14th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Battery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.

In what is perhaps one of the more stupid “features” on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying “Battery fully charged. Unplug charger.” As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.

Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 12th September 2012)

These Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People

Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: “These blast points… too accurate for sand people”.

Tue 11th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Emergency Bridge Repair Team

Duct Tape: Good for anything.

Sun 9th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Last Updated July 2012

Get In The Llama

No time to explain! Get in the llama…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 30th July 2012)

Israeli Settlers

Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Sound Thug

Sound Thug

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Success Is Not Always What You See

Success is not always what you see…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Appealing Attire

I find this attire… appeeling.

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Hippo Eats Dwarf

A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Insert Disk Two

Please insert disk two.

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Beware Of Cute Duckling Scam

Beware of Cute Duckling Scam…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Medical Marijuana

What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Chance Of Keeping Your Job If You’re Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time

Chance of keeping your job if you’re wrong more than 75% of the time.

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Step Ladder

The Troubles of Being a Step Ladder…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Emergency: Out Of Order

Please do not have an emergency!

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Call The Rescue Squad!

I’m sorry dear. I can’t hear you. I’m in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Piranhas On An Escalator

If I were you, I’d take the stairs…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Melt Ice With My Mind

I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Dear Justin Bieber Haters

I owe my life to Justin Bieber…

Mon 30th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Regrets

I stay up late every night, and realise it’s a bad idea every morning.

Mon 23rd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 23rd July 2012)

In Logan

Meanwhile… in Logan…

Fri 20th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 20th July 2012)

Feeling Sluggish

I’ve been feeling a bit sluggish…

Fri 20th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)

Sex Maniac

Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…

Wed 18th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)

The Bat Cave

The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!

Wed 18th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 29th September 2011)

Chocolate Pudding

It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Wed 18th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)

Paper, Scissors, Whale!

Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…

Wed 18th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 12th July 2012)

Seahorse

I’m a seahorse. Your argument is invalid.

Thu 12th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)

I Have An APP For That!

Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.

Fri 6th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 8th October 2011)

He’s Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…

Moses, meet Steve. He’s gonna upgrade your tablets…

Fri 6th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Mon 10th October 2011)

Good & Obedient Wives

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…

Wed 4th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)

Slur In Cursive

When I drink, I don’t slur my words… I speak in cursive.

Wed 4th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)

Believe In Reincarnation

Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.

Wed 4th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)

I Wish These Were Brains

Sexist, but contains breasts…

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 days ago (Sat 24th March 2012)

Procrastination

Have a little look at the Internet…

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 21st September 2011)

Last Updated June 2012

The Loving Husband

A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…

Mon 25th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 25th June 2012)

Penguin Falls

Penguin falling on ice.

Mon 25th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

I’m So Sick Of Not Being Understood!

I’m so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?

Thu 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Thu 21st June 2012)

You Never Listen To Me…

You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!

Thu 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Thu 21st June 2012)

Let’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don’t Fly.

Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly!

Sun 17th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)

Last Updated May 2012

Microsoft Office Suite Pass Key

Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?

Mon 28th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 28th May 2012)

Last Updated April 2012

Secrets To A Long, Happy Marriage

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…

Mon 23rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 29th September 2011)

Free Air Guitars

Christmas Gift Ideas: Free Air Guitars.

Mon 23rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Tough Tattoos

Tough Tattoos: You Don’t Have to Like Me.

Mon 23rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Read Your Book Case

A bookcase worth reading.

Mon 23rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Windows Frozen

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen.”

Mon 23rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Zombie Evolution

The evolution of Zombies

Fri 20th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Stress Management

A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

Fri 20th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 14th November 2003)

Lost Phone

A man sends SMS from a lost phone…

Thu 19th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Texts From My Dog

My dog sends me texts…

Fri 13th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 13th April 2012)

Piracy Is Not Theft

Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning.

Fri 13th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Fingering A Minor

Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Facebook Illusion

Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Giraffe Egg

Giraffe Egg.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

Woman With PMS

Woman with PMS.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Irish Yoga

Irish Yoga.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Missile Balloons

Missile Balloons.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Elephant Upskirt

Elephant Upskirt.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Ego Boost Urinal

The Ego Boost Urinal.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Microphone Eyes

Microphone Eyes.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

How High Are You?

How High Are You? No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you”.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

But God, She Won’t Even Make Me A Sandwich…

But God, She Won’t Even Make Me a Sandwich…

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Facebook Sex

Taking status updates too far.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Time Breakdown Of Modern Web Design

The breakdown of modern web design.

Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)

But These Are For Girls

But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!

Tue 10th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Evolution Of Man And Woman

The Evolution of Man & Woman…

Tue 10th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

There Are Two Rules For Success

There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…

Tue 10th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Cooking With Wine

I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.

Thu 5th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)

Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea the teapot.

Thu 5th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Book Club

My book club only reads wine labels.

Thu 5th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Dye Job

Check out the dye job on her? Tramp!

Thu 5th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Easter Bunnies

Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?

Thu 5th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 hrs ago (Mon 28th March 2005)

The Way Girls Play Computer Games

The way girls play computer games.

Thu 5th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 4th April 2012)

Call Of Duty: Women’s Edition

Call of Duty: Women’s Edition.

Thu 5th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)

The Modern Day Romantic

Goodnight my beautiful girl I’m so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3

Wed 4th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

What Rabbits Do

What rabbits do when humans go out…

Wed 4th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Yoga Emergency Hotline

Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 1st December 2011)

Upgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners

Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Super Batman

The Super Batman back pack, exclusive from China!

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Reach Out

Reach Out!

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Pasta Truck

A pasta truck, or a very large pasta.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Do One Brave Thing Today

Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Jackass Piglet

Hi, my name’s piglet and this is Jackass.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Cat In A Cat Box

A cat in a Cat box.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Slimming Drink

You look so much better after a glass or two!

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

I See Dumb People

I see dumb people… They are everywhere!

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Thinking Outside The Square

A sideways television.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Already Exists

skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

High Rabbits

Two rabbits getting high on marijuana.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

It’s A-me, Mario!

Mario emerging from a drainpipe.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)

Children Painting

Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Acrobat Reader

An acrobat reader…

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

He’s Got Wifi

Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

A BMW Donkey

A BMW donkey. Not much more to be said really.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Too High

Quick! Grab my hand! I… I can’t! You’re too high! What?

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

The Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa

A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.

Tue 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Legend Of Zelda

A legend… of Zelda.

Sun 1st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

I Found This Humerus

I found this humerus.

Sun 1st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

What Is A Sonofabitch?

What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?

Sun 1st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 6th July 2004)

Last Updated March 2012

RAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown

You don’t want to be stuck out here.

Sat 31st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Kiwi Condoms

Australia runs out of condoms…

Sat 31st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Australian Condoms

New Zealand runs out of condoms…

Sat 31st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 21 yrs, 2 days ago (Thu 27th March 2003)

Woof

How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?

Fri 30th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 1st November 2003)

Purina Diet

The Purina Pet Food Diet.

Fri 30th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 30th March 2012)

Tap That

I’d tap that!

Thu 29th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)

Hinton’s “Lilac Chaser”

The Dotty Illusion…

Wed 28th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 15 days ago (Tue 14th March 2006)

The Seal Of Approval

The Seal of Approval…

Wed 28th (about 12 yrs, 13 hrs ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 19th October 2011)

Chat Rooms

Chat Rooms – you never really know.

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 1 day ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Crocodile Lion

An interesting dinnertime story…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)

Cook – That’s What Wives Are For!

The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

How Mother And Baby “Picked Up”

Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby “Picked Up”.

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Sabrina Projects

Sabrina demonstrates the world’s finest projection equipment…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Television Benefits Your Children

How television benefits your children.

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Where She Belongs

Keep her where she belongs…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

The Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks

So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Happier With A Hoover

Christmas morning she’ll be happier with a Hoover.

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

“Understanding Women” Now Available In Paperback

The book “Understanding Women” is now available in paperback!

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 1 day ago (Tue 27th March 2012)

Windows: File Missing

Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)

Adopted Baby

Dude, I’m joking, you are not adopted!

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)

The Mayan Calendar

I only had enough room to go up to 2012…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)

A Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said “Papers”

A cop just pulled me over and said “Papers”… so I said “Scissors, I win” and drove off…

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)

Drunk Cows

Drunk Cows: Bruce you are drunk.

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)

IDK LY TTYL

IDK LY TTYL: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 day ago)

The Girls Are Talking About Tampons

The Blonde: It’s invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Please, Dave… Please Don’t Let Me Be Locked Out From You!

Please, Dave… please don’t let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Men Are Better Than Women!

Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don’t go hauling them up a cliff…

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Va-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…

My man likes something unexpected now and then. That’s why I serve him rice.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Cocaine Toothache Drops

Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Dormeyer Crying Wives

Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Bradley Group Showers

Bradley Group Showers.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

To Wake Up Gay In The Morning…

To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Isn’t It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?

Isn’t it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Blow In Her Face

Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Update Available

An update is available for your computer…

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 21st September 2011)

Home Mechanics

Home Mechanics and their cars.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Skype

Vintage Skype advert.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

You’ll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle

You’ll never be as happy as this turtle.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Spider’s Remember

Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Bravery

…in the face of spiders.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Hot Air Balloons

Hot Air Balloons - Boring 99% of the time.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Flying Sharks

Flying sharks… we’re screwed.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Phone Sex

Phone Sex. You’re doing it wrong.

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Math Problem

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Do You Ever Get So Angry…

Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Blacks For Sale

They can still do that?

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Wireless Networks

Wireless networks could save your life!

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 9 days ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Stop! Hammer Time

Stop! Hammer Time!

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)

Laurel And Hardy

Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…

Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 2 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 days ago (Mon 26th March 2012)

Water Enhanced Breasts

Water Enhanced Breasts…

Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 10th June 2006)

Toilet Paper

A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…

Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 days ago (Sat 24th March 2012)

Job Application

Sexist job application.

Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 28th June 2004)

Amazing Hidden Images

Amazing Hidden Images!

Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 25th September 2004)

Are Those Yours?

…they’re turning out so big and cute!

Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Cat Bag

It’s a cat bag. Not too sure what else to say about this…

Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)

Animated Coffee

Coffee with emotion.

Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)

Alphabet Game

The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.

Fri 23rd (about 12 yrs, 5 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 days ago (Fri 23rd March 2012)

Welcome To The USA

The Government where the money’s made up and the debt doesn’t matter.

Thu 22nd (about 12 yrs, 6 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 8th October 2011)

Nothing To Do

In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Car Alarms

Car alarms: They piss me off!

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 9 days ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

Now Airtight

Now airtight… to prevent aging!

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 9 days ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

John’s Weather Forecasting Stone

One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)

Aboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns

Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 9th January 2011)

Aboriginal Eggs

Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Aboriginal Jobs

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

An Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…

An Australian chilli tester in Texas…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

Panties

Policewoman: Anything you say will be taken down!

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 6th July 2004)

Good Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane

Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 9 days ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

My Pet Rock Ran Away

My Pet Rock Ran Away…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)

BSOD: Blue Screen Of Death

The dreaded blue screen of death…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 9 days ago (Mon 19th March 2012)

The Australian Constitution: For Iraq

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 12 days ago (Fri 16th March 2012)

Patriotic Retirement Plan

Ms Gillard’s Patriotic Retirement Plan.

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 12 days ago (Fri 16th March 2012)

The 10 Commandments

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 12 days ago (Fri 16th March 2012)

Windows

Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 9 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 18 days ago (Sat 10th March 2012)

Bacon Tree

Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 29th January 2006)

Back-Up

Image of man backing-up with computer.

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 19th September 2003)

Athens Olympic Soccer Stadium

The Athens Olympic Stadium…

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

The Ant And The Grasshopper

The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 9th November 2004)

The Angry/Calm Illusion

The Angry/Calm Illusion.

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 30th March 2006)

Mac Weed

A take-off of the Apple Macintosh switch ads.

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 25th July 2004)

Mars Vs. Venus

Mars versus Venus…

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sun 23rd May 2004)

Short Story

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Barbecue Etiquette

Aussie Barbecue Season.

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 15th January 2006)

Pregnancy Tips

Some useful pregnancy tips…

Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)

Superman’s Social Network Nightmare

Superman’s Social Network Nightmare.

Sat 17th (about 12 yrs, 10 days ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)

Why Men Die Before Women

Why men die before women.

Sat 17th (about 12 yrs, 11 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 18 days ago (Thu 10th March 2005)

Dream Girl

Girl on beach with six breasts.

Sat 17th (about 12 yrs, 11 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 28th June 2004)

Cannot Find The Damn File

Cannot find the damn file…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 13 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Thu 25th November 2004)

Falling Cows

A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.

Mon 12th (about 12 yrs, 16 days ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 15th November 2004)

On A Roll

Don’t try to stop me… ‘cause I am on a roll.

Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 18 days ago)

Last Updated February 2012

Random Number

A simple function to return a random number.

Mon 13th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 13th February 2012)

How To Fix Any Computer

A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.

Sun 5th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)

Last Updated January 2012

Your There

They’re they are.

Tue 31st (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 21st September 2011)

Toast Toasts Toast?

If guns don’t kill people, people kill people, does that mean…

Wed 25th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 24th January 2012)

Nothing Is Written In Stone

Nothing is Written in Stone…

Wed 25th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

They See Us Rollin’

They See Us Rollin’… We Aren’t…

Sun 22nd (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 22nd January 2012)

Escape From The Kitchen

You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?

Mon 16th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Don’t Fall For This

The CIA is trying to steal my…

Mon 16th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Nokia Versus The IPhone

The strongest phones ever!

Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

How To Argue With A Woman

A flowchart.

Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 12th January 2012)

How Many Alzheimer’s Patients Does It Take?

To get to the other side!

Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Common Belief

The belief that there was nothing…

Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Low Battery Warning

Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!

Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

No Sitz

I be here!

Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Last Updated December 2011

Geology

Name the three types of rock.

Fri 16th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Caps Lock

A visual representation of the use of caps lock.

Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

The Hey Whale

The Hey Whale. It defies description.

Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

Horse Whisperer

A very amusing workplace complaint.

Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

Died

…from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.

Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

I’m Not Just Another Brick In The Wall

We don’t need no education…

Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)

Self Referencing Homework

What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?

Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)

Drafting Guys Over 60

New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Tue 6th December 2011)

A Mosquito With A Helmet

Mosquitos flying towards a car.

Sun 4th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 10th June 2006)

Sweet Justice

Workcover versus the police…

Sun 4th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 18th February 2006)

Christmas Lights: Ditto

Ditto to that…

Sun 4th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 4th December 2011)

In Capitalist America…

Bank robs you!

Sat 3rd (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sat 3rd December 2011)

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Withoutherspoon.

Sat 3rd (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 1st December 2011)

The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms

The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 1st December 2011)

The Lift

A man and woman meet outside an elevator door…

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 20th February 2004)

Last Updated November 2011

Confused Carpentry

A Carpenter’s Nightmare.

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sun 21st August 2011)

Costello’s Reward For Being Loyal

Costello’s reward for being loyal…

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 13th August 2004)

Cybersex How-Not-To

Cybersex how it should not be…

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 27th July 2004)

Dangerous Australia

It’s no wonder we all live here…

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 4th November 2011)

Communist Traitor

It looks like you’re a Communist traitor…

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Anarchy In The UK

Would you like some tea?

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 9th November 2011)

American Measures

American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 26th November 2011)

How To Know When You’ve Met A Democrat

Just in case you have trouble knowing when you’ve met a Democrat…

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)

Fridge Magnets

Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Ferrari Sack Pit Crew

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 6th July 2005)

Moving Illusion

A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.

Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 9th November 2011)

Engineering Flowchart

Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can’t fix…

Tue 29th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 13th October 2011)

Michael Jackson Is Dead

You Can Come Out Now…

Wed 9th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 9th November 2011)

Fight Apathy

…or don’t.

Wed 9th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)

Last Updated October 2011

Emoticons

Lots of emoticons…

Mon 31st (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 13th July 2004)

Awkward Moment

The awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.

Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 27th October 2011)

Horny Pirate’s Worst Nightmare

What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?

Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 25th October 2011)

You Can’t Beat Stupid…

I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…

Tue 25th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Reality

Worst game ever.

Fri 14th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 20th September 2011)

When A Woman Says “what?”

When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Fri 14th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 14th October 2011)

Women: Yes, No, Maybe…

I think I have that women-talk all figured out…

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

I’m Glad You’re Up

I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Rhino Painting

A rhinoceros painting…

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

The Park Anywhere Button

Self-explanatory really.

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Just Being A Cat

Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus’ bein’ a cat.

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Before Tweeting

In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Bitches & Hose

Having so much fun…

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Furniture Training

Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Hide Yo Kids!

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Pull Out & Save

Save up to $600!

Sat 8th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Carrot Love

When carrots get kinky…

Thu 6th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 6th October 2011)

Breakfast Alive

What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Grow Some Balls

Why do people say ‘grow some balls’?

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Husband Glasses

I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Mario: Happy

Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 4th October 2011)

Schrödinger’s Cat

Wanted: Dead & Alive…

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Girlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight

Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Diesel

Hey, wanna know what I put in my car?

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Survival Tracking Guide

The Pirate, the Ninja, & the Zombie…

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

For A Good Time

For a good time, call…

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Future Man

So you’re saying people will “tweet” what they’re eating for breakfast?

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Seven Ate Nine

Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Roses Are #FF0000

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Dead Snowmen

Gruesomely dead snowmen.

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Banana Phone

It’s a banana phone…

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Popular Sayings #38

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Imaginary Friend

Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!

Wed 5th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th October 2011)

Kiwi Pig Sheep

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…

Mon 3rd (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)

Dear Dog

Dear Dog… a letter from the cat.

Mon 3rd (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 26th August 2003)

Last Updated September 2011

The Bank Account Gas Ratio

The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Misleading The Public

$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Square Bike

Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Phone Tails

That’s right dear, our ancestors had tails.

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 30th September 2011)

Pop Out Of Bed

If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters.

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Delete Cookies

Delete cookies?!

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Hair Dryer

Darling, please give me the hair dryer…

Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)

Jack’s Phone

Why aren’t you answering…?

Thu 29th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Hello Kitty

It’s sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…

Thu 29th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

The Lion King: Proof At Last

Pumbaa & Timon…

Thu 29th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Jester App

Sorry–you've been replaced by an app…

Thu 29th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Angry Birds

Angry Birds attend Anger Management.

Thu 29th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Sexy Motorbike

I am not too sure what to say about this…

Thu 29th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Keyboards

Amusing Keyboards

Wed 28th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 1st July 2004)

Q209354 - HOWTO

How to RTFM…

Wed 28th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 29th November 2004)

Human Hotfix

Hotfix Patch for Humans released.

Thu 22nd (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

IPad Stone

iPad versus a stone.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Sense

…this picture makes none.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Group Therapy

…is not going to make Q any less of a hated letter.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

University Website

Things on the front page of a university website.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Neville

Neville would have done it in four books.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Will Not Load Fully

This picture will not load fully!

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Seven Sharks

If you own 7 cats then people will think you’re crazy…

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Meetings

The practical alternative to work.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Winter Knitting

What are you going to knit this winter?

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Google+ Versus Facebook

Google Plus versus Facebook

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Dear Thigh Fat

Help the needy?

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

English

Let’s face it - English is a crazy language.

Wed 21st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

90’s Gamer

Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90’s…

Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

LOL For Lunch

Ordering linguini for lunch always boosts morale.

Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Ultimate Camouflage

An office beer fridge…

Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Gamers: The Mentality

Objects in mirror are losing.

Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

XBOX Girlfriend

A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…

Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Drowning, LOL!

If you see someone drowning… LOL!

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Speed Reader

Wow you read that fast! You must be a speed reader!

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Boiled Lobster

“I hate the way they scream when you boil them!”

Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Thanks God

God and the Rubiks Cube…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Upsetting The Food Chain

A zebra on a motorbike…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Disclaimer, Copyright & Contact Information

Feel free to send me anything you think might amuse me.

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

A Beer Before It Starts

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 26th September 2004)

The Horror Of Blimps

Some blimps are better off dead…

Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 11th February 2006)

An IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…

An IT student is walking along with his bike…

Tue 13th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 11th December 2003)

It’s A Whale

How do you have any friends…

Thu 8th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Thumb War

One, two three, four. I declare a thumb war…

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

New Mail

10 years ago…

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Eminem Drug Bust

Eminem Drug Bust.

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 13th September 2003)

Flying Ants

How ants began to fly…

Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Facebook Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm…

Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)

Last Updated August 2011

A Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love…

Sat 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Unusual EBay Feedback

A+++! Would read this amusing page again…

Tue 23rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Patent Infringement

Eating Fruit…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

An Angry Child

If she doesn’t put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 10th June 2006)

Black Bears

Uh oh Howard. Looks like this area has black bears…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Flower Porn

Even flowers do it…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Times Change

…but other things don’t.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Realistic Remotes

Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 18th February 2004)

Charlie Sheen For Halloween

No, you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Cat Legs

There really isn’t much else to say about this.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Wurst Nightmare

Hi. I’m your wurst nightmare.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Not Allowed

When a dog is all out of luck.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Throwing People

A tomato’s fear.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Elephant Bone

…just to confuse future archaeologists.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

…and So It Was.

It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Play Outside

It’s a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Technically Correct

…but still wrong.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Women’s Monopoly

By a man…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Marry Me

Scrabble Edition.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Ohm

…ohm.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

I Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning

I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Peanut Delivery

Peanut Delivery…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Smile

Smile…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Marketing

Marketing…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Temptation

Temptation, by a soon to be married man.

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 22nd December 2003)

Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft

Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 28th July 2004)

Socialize

Men socialize by insulting each other…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Ex Wife

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my ex-wife…

Mon 22nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Old Style Birth Control

Old Style Birth Control.

Sun 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Antique Tables

Made Daily…

Sun 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Used Cows

Used Cows for Sale.

Sun 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Illogical Lego

Illogical Lego.

Sun 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Fail Towing

Thank You for Using Fail Towing, Inc.

Sun 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

24 Chickens

24 Chickens: The shoe rack at the front door…

Sun 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Caution: Door May Open

Caution: Door May Open.

Sun 21st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Corporate Lessons

Corporate lessons.

Thu 18th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 2nd February 2006)

Olympus Fights Back

Olympus Fights Back: Canon versus Olympus

Thu 18th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Sentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important

Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.

Thu 18th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Amazing Holes

Amazing Holes from Around the World.

Thu 18th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Little Green Balls Of Death

Little Green Balls of Death

Thu 18th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style

Combo Hit: Streetfighter Style

Thu 18th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

How People In Science See Each Other

How People in Science See Each Other.

Wed 17th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)

Last Updated January 2011

Politically Correct Primer

A politically correct primer.

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 8th December 2004)

Monica

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store…

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 28th November 2004)

If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer

If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 3rd November 2004)

Child Beating

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 14th June 2006)

Alcohol Research

Bum holding sign “Need Cash for Alcohol Research”.

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 6th July 2004)

“Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?”

Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Winter Classes For Men

Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 5th February 2006)

U.S. Ship Versus Canadian

U.S. Ship versus Canadian.

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 29th October 2003)

Seek And Find You…

I shall seek and find you…

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 29th November 2004)

Letter To A Mother / School Report

It is with great happiness that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sun 9th May 2004)

Better Than A Flu Shot

Better than a Flu Shot

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Speed Camera

Speed camera revenge…

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 21st January 2004)

Why Parents Drink

Why parents drink.

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 10th June 2006)

Computer Quotes

Computer quotes.

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 24th January 2003)

Test Your Subconscious

This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 27th October 2004)

Foot Smart

See if you can outsmart your foot…

Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Technology For Country Folk

Technology for Country Folk.

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 6th July 2004)

Psalm 2009 – 2012

The First Book of Government.

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

General Hierarchical Management Structure

I’ve never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Statistics That Matter: The Pie Chart

A new take on the traditional pie… chart.

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Alzheimer’s

“I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s”

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Wireless Technology

“It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology”

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Garage Door Covers

Amusing garage door covers

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Times Have Changed

An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Let’s Go For A Drink…

Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they’re asked to go for a drink…

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

How To Be Green

A boardgame: How to be Green…

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

The Perfect Password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Calm Living

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Boob Staring

Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.

Fri 7th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 15th January 2006)

Ten Things Men Know About Women

Ten things men know about women…

Fri 7th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 27th October 2005)

Blonde Geometry

Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Cats And Dogs

As seen in a dog’s diary…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 15th February 2006)

101 Things You Do Not Want...

101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 31st July 2004)

Road Rage

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 25th April 2004)

Scientific Breakthrough – Governmentium

A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 16th December 2004)

Positive For Coke

You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 27th May 2005)

Michael Jackson's Dog

A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson’s dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 15th November 2004)

Got To Love Drunk People

>A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 14th June 2006)

Don’t Copy If You Can’t Paste

Don’t copy if you can’t paste…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

How Dishwashers Really Work

How dishwashers really work…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter

The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 10th August 2004)

Girl’s And Boy’s Diaries

A girl and a boy and their diaries…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 28th April 2004)

Hard To Pay Fine

Touching wires causes instant death…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 10th August 2005)

Dear Tech Support

Girlfriend technical support…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 23rd January 2004)

The Dead Rabbit

The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 5th June 2004)

How To Get A Day Off Work

How to get time off in the public service…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 10th December 2003)

How To Eat Pussy…

How to eat pussy…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 13th June 2003)

Moronic Email Scam

Nigerian spam…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 8th February 2004)

Message From Your IT Deptartment

Message from your IT Deptartment…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 19th January 2006)

Evening Classes For Men

Instructive evening classes for men…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sun 24th October 2004)

100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain

World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 28th August 2004)

Executive Test

The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional”…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 5th April 2004)

Exercise - Some Facts

Exercise… some facts.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 2nd January 2004)

Simple Eye Examination Test

A simple eye examination chart.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 8th September 2004)

A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…

A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 25th September 2004)

Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…

Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 22nd October 2003)

Fingers Move

I think you’re spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 22nd July 2005)

Proof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go

Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

The Fellowship Of The Ring

The Fellowship of the Ring.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 21st December 2003)

Free Puppy

Free puppy…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 11th February 2006)

Label Instructions

French Label Instructions

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 14th November 2004)

Google

Try Google. Available in six of the world’s most common languages…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 21 yrs, 3 mths ago (Wed 11th December 2002)

Guts Or Balls?

We’ve all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 16th January 2007)

A Love Story With A Happy Ending

Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 27th October 2005)

News Headlines

Amusing news headlines

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sat 13th September 2003)

Hearing Aids

Hearing aids…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 18th February 2006)

Hebrew Cave Paintings

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 16th February 2006)

Helpful Hints

Helpful Hints

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 28th April 2005)

Hillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 28th January 2004)

Holiday House

The Holiday House

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 11th February 2006)

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 29th January 2006)

Your Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...

Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 1st July 2004)

Amusing Chat

Humour from the world of Internet Chat

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

Irish Car

An advertisement in an Irish Newspaper…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

An Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...

An Irish daughter had not been to her parent’s house for over five years…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 2 mths ago (Sun 2nd January 2005)

Irish Pets

Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 21st December 2003)

Iron Man Competition

Ironman Competition - the way it should be…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 13th April 2005)

Jam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!

Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 29th July 2003)

Ancient Japanese Proverb

Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 1st July 2004)

Jelly Orgy

A jelly orgy.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 11th October 2003)

Just Checking

“Just doing a spot-check to see what you’re doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!” The expression on this ostrich’s face is excellent.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 20th July 2004)

Kermit Sees The Doctor

Have a seat Kermit. What I’m about to tell you might come as a big shock…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 13th July 2004)

The Boss’s Quandary

The Boss’s Quandary…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 11th August 2006)

Legoland Will Never Be The Same...

Legoland will never be the same…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)

Lesson Of The Day

You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 17th May 2005)

Letter To America

Letter to America

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 19th January 2006)

How Many Does It Take...

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 7th August 2003)

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 3rd October 2003)

Mad Magazine’s Boy Grows Up

The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 10th June 2006)

Martha Stewart’s New Digs

Martha Stewart’s New Digs

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th July 2004)

Dangers Of Masturbation

The Dangers of Masturbation.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 21 days ago (Mon 7th March 2005)

Australia And Mateship

Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 18th February 2006)

Math Instruction

At Heathrow Airport today…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 31st May 2003)

Mating Bulls

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 9th February 2004)

Mickey Mouse

One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

Difference Between Men And Women

The difference between men and women…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 1st July 2004)

Men Are Like...

Men are like…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 19th April 2004)

Men Are Happier

Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 1st August 2006)

Men Vs. Women

Men versus women…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 7th February 2004)

Mergers

Amusing mergers.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 7th February 2004)

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 19th January 2006)

Missed You...

Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption “When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME”

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 1st July 2004)

Keep Off The Grass

A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 11th February 2006)

Microsoft Car

Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sun 15th June 2003)

Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes

Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 24th January 2003)

Network Truths

The Twelve Networking Truths.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 14th July 2004)

Notice

Notice is hereby given…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 28 days ago (Mon 28th February 2005)

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Genetics - Why women live longer than men.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sun 24th October 2004)

Operating System Airlines

Operating System Airlines.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 11th February 2004)

If Beer Was Like Operating Systems...

If Beer was like Operating Systems…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 24th January 2003)

Out Of Breath

Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Cute Party Trick

Man with finger up nose and out of eye.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2003)

Doctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 26th July 2004)

Perfect Riddle

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 30th July 2004)

Physical Fitness

This department requires no physical fitness program.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 2nd June 2003)

Ordering Pizza In The Year 2025

Ordering pizza in the year 2025…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 5th September 2004)

How To Please Your IT Department

How to please your IT department.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 11th February 2006)

The Poodle And The Leopard

Experience trumps youth.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 29th January 2006)

Pregnancy & Women: Questions

Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 10th June 2006)

Premature Ejaculators Anonymous

Man stating he ‘came too soon’ in front of sign stating ‘premature ejaculators anonymous’.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 28th June 2004)

Will Be President For Food

Boy sitting next to sign “No Campaigning beyond This Point” holding sign “Will Be President for Food”.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 3rd November 2004)

Problem Solving Flowchart

A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

Psychiatric Answering Machine

A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 9th April 2006)

Punctuation Is Powerful.

Punctuation is powerful.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Happy Pussy

A collection of amusing cat pictures.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 20th July 2004)

Rejection Response

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 24th September 2004)

Root Canal

Amusing animated image of root canal treatment

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 10th July 2003)

Round Illusion

Unusual round illusion.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 7th October 2003)

Santa’s Stressful Christmas

Santa’s Stressful Christmas

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 16th July 2003)

Save Paper

Save paper…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 27th May 2005)

Interesting ATM

Man using a sexually provocative ATM.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 28th June 2004)

The World’s Shortest Books

The World’s Shortest Books

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 7th February 2004)

Six Die In Horror Smash

Six Die in Horror Smash.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 13th September 2004)

Slashdot For Dummies

Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 6th July 2004)

Declaration Of A Software Professional

Declaration of a Software Professional.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 4th June 2004)

Spellcheck Not Needed

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 18th September 2003)

Spiderman

If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sat 10th July 2004)

Talking Clock

Why, that’s my Talking Clock…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 7th November 2004)

A Teaser

You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 27th July 2004)

Telstra Customer Service

An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 9th April 2006)

Police Station Toilet Stolen

Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 16th December 2004)

Trapped Miners

The first photo of the trapped miners…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Thu 8th June 2006)

Twelve Or Thirteen?

Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 4th January 2006)

Unix Commands

Amusing UNIX commands.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 24th January 2003)

Unprepared For An Exam

Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

Vegetative State

Vegetative State.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 19th May 2005)

Wait!

Wait…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

What Animals Dream...

What animals dream.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 25th December 2003)

A Woman’s Wish

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 23 days ago (Mon 6th March 2006)

The History Of The World

The History of the World, as written by the next generation…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sun 6th June 2004)

A Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...

A young brunette goes to the doctor…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 7th November 2004)

Batman Downsized

Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 30th October 2005)

What If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?

What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 30th October 2004)

Before And After...

Before and after marriage…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago (Sun 26th September 2004)

Bird Flu

I’m not worried about this bird flu…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 11th December 2005)

Blackboard

School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 1st July 2004)

Blind Pilots

You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

Blonde Betting

A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 6th December 2004)

Bribing Santa

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 15th December 2005)

Bush And The Queen

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 21st December 2003)

Buttons

Lots of buttons…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 12th February 2006)

Cars And Computers

General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th July 2004)

Celibacy

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sun 30th May 2004)

Cockroach Cancer

Please, don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sat 12th November 2005)

EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)

The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 24th January 2003)

Abbott And Costello Go To Washington

Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 7th February 2004)

Adult Dog Store

A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 15th November 2004)

McDonald’s Reaches Africa

McDonald’s reaches Africa.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Afterburn - Whom Do You See?

Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th June 2004)

Kiwi Air Disaster

New Zealand’s worst air disaster occurred earlier today…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 16th December 2004)

All Your Base...

All your base are belong to us.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 13th July 2004)

American History 101

American History 101

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 25th June 2003)

American Nun

A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 21st December 2003)

Using AOL? Mind If We LOL?

Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 22nd July 2004)

Diary Of An AOL Luser

Diary of an AOL Luser.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 13th July 2004)

Text Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 15th November 2004)

CIA Assassin

The CIA had an opening for an assassin…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sat 11th October 2003)

The Atheist & The Bear

The Atheist and the Religious Bear

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 15th August 2006)

Aussie Men

Aussie men… struggling with the booze…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 17th May 2005)

An Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…

An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…

Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created about 17 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 10th June 2006)