Chris Walker

So Chris is a friend on Facebook, and as you can see, he’s very cool. However, he’s not quite cool enough, so I thought I’d try to help him out a little. Plus, I was too tired to go to bed, or do anything productive, and Bronwen was in Sydney—so what else was I supposed to do?

The reflection in his glasses somehow wasn’t quite right, so I tried enhancing it a little…

This is the original photo, obviously. Isn’t he cool?

Very cool—but he looks lonely.

I figured he would like to be popular…

 

But of course, it wouldn’t turn out quite like he hoped… (women are, after all, quite crazy)

 

…and, in the end, everything would end as it always seems to with him—flaming fireballs and apocalyptic scenes. Still, I tried…