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30.03.2008 – Sunday 30 March – Chocolate

Afternoon

• I awoke.

Evening

• Us all went rollerblading, what is fun ‘n’ stuff.

Night

• Bronwen, Maz, Stella, and of course, my fantastic self, drove to KFC at Indooroopilly, then Subway, then Hungry Jack’s, for dinner.

Later Night

• I drove Bronwen home, gave her moral support while she did two loads of washing, and bought some petrol.

4am

• Stayed up late playing Unreal Tournament, eating chocolate, and helping Stella with her uni assignments—all of which seem to be due tomorrow.