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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Wednesday 28 July 2004 (Day View)
28.07.2004 – Wednesday 28 July – In which I am lazy
- • I SLEPT IN FOR MOST OF THE DAY STOP I DO NOT THINK I ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE AT ALL STOP I SPENT THE NIGHT REDESIGNING MY AMUSED SITE STOP IT SHOULD BE MUCH MORE SEMANTICALLY CORRECT NOW STOP HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HELP ITS SEARCH ENGINE RANKING STOP
- Comment by Mum – Friday 30 July 2004, 10:26 PM
- Comment by Ned – Saturday 31 July 2004, 3:35 AM
- Good idea.
- Comment by io – Saturday 31 July 2004, 1:59 PM
- Your mum.
- Comment by Ned – Saturday 31 July 2004, 2:35 PM
- That’s right.
- Comment by crappo – Sunday 1 August 2004, 10:15 PM
- XD...XD hehe lol