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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Tuesday 27 December 2005 (Day View) – Camping and enjoying Woodford

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27.12.2005 – Tuesday 27 December – Cloud Nine

• It is extremely hot and dusty, which is not doing anything good for my moving-induced hay fever, but everything other than that is wonderful. I enjoyed volunteering as a checkout chick, I enjoyed the spectacle that is Woodford, and it’s good to be out of the city, camping on a hill called “Cloud Nine”, along with hundreds of other volunteers.