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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Sunday 13 May 2001 (Day View) – Mother’s Day

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13.05.2001 – Sunday 13 May – Mothers Day

• Sarah and I stayed at Joneses until lunchtime. Jade, Ella and Sarah went down to Home Rule and borrowed the DVD “Shanghai Noon”. Jade drove us over here and we watched it. It wasn’t too bad. I went on the Net for a while, until the power failed for a very short time, failing the modem. The connection stayed alive, but the computer lost its connection to the modem so I had to disconnect anyway.

• I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.