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Year View| Summary| Highlights| Month View| Tuesday 1 November 2005 (Day View)
01.11.2005 – Tuesday 1 November – Marking, Police & The Flu
- • I headed into uni bright and early, planning to get the rest of this marking out of the way, and ended up finalising my complaint against CSSE3004 before bumping into some of my group members and talking to them for ages, not getting the marking complete until late in the afternoon.
- • I suddenly began to feel quite sick, so headed home. On the train, I felt awful—coming down with what seems to be a sudden, hopefully not galloping, Asiatic, avian, or Spanish, flu. Interestingly, the Spanish Flu is thought to have killed, in a matter of weeks, more people than World War 1 did over a matter of years. When I got home, I found I couldn’t actually walk up my street due to it having become a crime scene. This may have been interesting on another day, but I felt sick and wasn’t pleased having to walk all around the block just to get to the front door. Criminals should consider things like this before they attack people in the middle of roads.
- Comment by Clint – Wednesday 2 November 2005, 3:17 AM
- Needs more milkshake.
- Comment by Mum – Wednesday 2 November 2005, 8:11 PM
- Needs more shake